Ari Shaffir's Salvia Trip 

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Thanks theo I'm sober for the first time in 13 years all anyone could ever say bad about me was I was an alcoholic remove that and it's all me gang gang thank you brother

Gang gang

This guy drugs his so called friends

F***!! That’s some wild s**t!!

That'd be awesome

Bruh u tripped me out I’m high

My buddy said something like that to me like 6 years ago. Where did that originate from?

Mate I’ve seen this comment to many times now

That would be amazing

Eric Andre honestly same every time i think of eternity it just scares me

@Eric Andre Mad respect for my homedawg God for being able to handle eternity.

hahaha dude one of my friends tried to pull "the animals" out of his stomach when he was on salvia.. lmao he just had his hand in his mouth for like 4 minutes and when we asked him he was like "I gotta get the animals out of my stomach" lmao. I turned into my house once looking at myself from waay up in the air. fuckin crazy.

I've never got lucky to go traveling like all these people are claiming. Out of body kind of but definitely not like anything some of the other comments or even this guy in the video. How the fuck you know how long it is. Scripted I call.

Only because Theo wanted to know

@@nastyham5302 so that makes him an asshole because he told bro his question was dumb because he already explained it but will explain it for Theo

He seems kind of like a douche bag. But I love his comedy special that just came out.

😂

I was like "damn man that hurt"

Lol doctor announces you have a week left in this world. Smoke salvia everyday and turn that week into a millennia 😂

genius

@@RoflJoker1994 bruh 😂

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Doesn’t sound too bad of an idea 😂

To be honest with you man, I'd like that.

Yeah bro whats your point? That sounds like heaven

I guess because I've done fairly well for myself over the past ten years, but I could see why others might want a re-do.

While I have had realistic dreams of getting up early and working hard on a project for a few hours only to actually wake up and realize you have to re do the work.... I get it. But give me 10 years back and I'll do it all differently!

Wouldn’t be bad if you forgot it, it would only be terrifying to remember

Holy shit

Lmao you were in a different realm

Bro that is messed upppppppp

@@Tomtomjameson you have no idea! Hahaha

This life ain't base reality. We're in a game/simulation

trippy_psyche1

@@sophiedee2557 na im good

@Cassini Jr. yeh okay, you must know better than my own experience lol

@@user-be1jx7ty7n I bet. I was a young man at the time. Barely 20 I think.

What psychedelics exactly would love to try that out lol

Lmaooo this is funny as shit

unless i only exist in your trip than i think you’re good man😂

Wake up

if so I'd only exist here to be a part of your trip

you’ll never for sure know!

sounds like a good trip to me 🤣

Every single one of these comments have me dying laughing

Sounds like a good bad trip

the tv told u to get ur shit together 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Well... how long did the trip feel like after you came back to reality?

@@ed4096 its hard to explain. during the trip it felt like years but once i came to it felt like i relived it in a matter of minutes

@@ed4096 i want to know that too. Did you live your life like normaly, hoing to the toilet, making food, and so on? You went trough all that?

Word!

@@T1ms992 short answer is no I think. More like a dream than waking reality

Congrats on your recovery. Most persons never realizes psilocybin can be used as a miracle medication to save lives. Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death bud, lets be honest here.

Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Australia. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them.

YES very sure of Dr.benfungi. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.

Mushrooms are very medicinal. This is why anybody familiar with psilocybin and any other kind of fungi will tell you, "They are alive." They have a very ancient wisdom. To my experience, all mushrooms have always said, "Pay attention to your life. How you think, how you feel, and what will you do with the information that you always knew, but now are seeing in this point of view." This is why mushrooms are so respected in tribal cultures. This mental health treatment works for me too. Half micro doses do the trick for me. At least a few days at a time with lengthy time in between. Thank you for sharing this point!

How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta

I think i heard that story from mr ballen

@@ejc6394 mr ballen fucked my mommy hard

Whats his name?

​@@kahiaumilikaa369what's the name of the movie?

@@kahiaumilikaa369what’s the movie

Holy shit you done it at work and drove home to keep tripping? I admire the effort lol

you did it at work? 😂

Great job brother

so they told u u werent ready and u went ahead and did it anyway? I guess it wasnt that real when they said u werent ready? this is the problem with people on dmt, they try to make out the experience is so real but i found most of the time people have it they arent having enough to get to the point where u cross over to that place, it is actually really hard to have that much and I would guess only 5% of people who have had it have actually crossed over where as the other 95% think tell people they have because they had a really crazy psychedelic experience but they dont realise that they only touched the surface. then they try to explain it like its one of those crazy dmt experiences and it just makes all this fake news type information about dmt

@@MegaCharns he clearly said he wasn't ready because he wasn't home he was in an unsafe spot. And you sound like someone whom has never done psychedelics, which automatically means you don't know shit about what you are saying. These things definitely happen and if you went there like we did you would agree with us. If you watched Sasquatch walk through the room you are in right now, no one could ever convince you that you hadn't.

I’m really in need of a source, how can I get them?

Psilocybin mushroom helped me with my hair loss, I regained my hair after several treatment with reishi mushroom

I’m still very new to all these, still doing some research on dosages and all.

dr.cobb_ is great, I get all my psychedelic products from him.

@@loganturner9175 does he deliver across the UK?

Scary bro! Crazy, ima say some tripping shit rn. What if when people go missing or we see "aliens" it's actually interdimensional beings trying to recover us. They are trying to find the lost. After reading this you just disappear

Yeah, I'm hoping it was some of those drugs I took with my girlfriend back around 2017 and I'm going to wake up back there and say holy shit I dreamed that I made a bunch of bad decisions and fucked up my life and ended up living in a trailer with 3 cats and no friends

Lmao

True!

Dark arts.

Ya know

remember when he gave bret Kreischer molly? Ari is a fucked up dude.

This story legit sounds like one of those ridiculous cartoon depictions of what it’s like to smoke weed lol

I wish it were made up 😂 Scariest thing of my life

@@americanidiot2359 Haha I honestly believe you man. It’s just the way I imagined it, I could see the whole thing playing out Family Guy style.

@@Quigus Lol when you put it that way, I can totally picture that too

Your friend did not help your trip at all

This is a mix of multiple urban legends with no verifiable source.

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I know as a kid we used to play the “pass out game”(as stupid as that is).. and when you would pass out it’d feel like you were living other lives.. super happy euphoric lives. And it’d feel like hours and days and the boom you wake up. And we’re only out for 15 seconds or so

That explains why every tiime i go to sleep i have Dreams where felt i spent an entire life

Really wow I

I was stuck in the entire first season , the plot was a bit better in my hallucinagenic version tho

Where did you buy it from?

What was it like? That’s my favorite show lol

I talked to god, and he said he created the universe because he was bored, and all consciousness is him playing hide-and-go-seek with himself.

Of course who else would it be

"Wait, this isn't the right train 0_o"

Ray Thibeault that’s crazy when I did salvia I had a similar thing where a giant book was flying at me and I had to turn the pages to continue idk it’s hard to explain but it’s cool hearing someone else had a weird book experience lol

@@nicklee632 maybe you flipping his pages in that reality set off a chain of events meaning you would one day interact with him in this reality

ovoj couldn’t of read anything more correct

maybe you should look at it as a prediction to your future? maybe that’s your life in 20 years?

Love to you bro

Yeah you saw the life ahead of you, or at least imagined it. Venture forth and manifest it into reality!

How're you holding up bro?

I hope you're doing okay

Strange how these themes echo through most high dose salvia reports. Being folded/compressed into an impossibly small space, zippers, flipping through pages of a book, wormholes to alternate realities, extreme pressure from an electromagnetic force -taste of burnt electricity on roof of mouth, full childhood review from a third person perspective, becoming physical objects, the "you thought it was real?!" phase, the "game show" segment, and the coming out of it/penetrate the membrane to get back home/underwater part where you recognize the reality you came from and frantically make a break for it . The game show segment is the the worst: The psychonaut has been tumbling/page flipping/being SQUEEZED through/wormholing and/or just "spontaneously combusting" into new scenes/scenarios/lifetimes/ and physical objects each impregnated with the overwhelming feeling/knowing that this current reality always was, is and will be all that exists- ever and at some point everything cresciendos to a"blackout"...then literally a 3...2...1 countdown. Cue the lightspeed shot through the psychonauts personal childhood and entire life experience up to the point of said salvia ingestion and BAM you are onstage all alone -lights camera action - and there you are, with the ENTIRE universe watching and waiting on YOU and literally a game show host interviewing the psychonaut: "you thought it was real? You seriously never suspected? None of it was real. your life, your worries, your successes and failures, heck even your mother wasn't real" This is too much for any psyche to handle: the proposition that you dont exist and never did... CUE THE PANIC. Reactions range from denial, bargaining, and finally FLEEING the scene, only to be pusued by this unseen MINDVOICE repeating "where can you go? This is it. There is no escape. stop fighting it." - all while the entire space around you is collapsing/disintegrating/evaporating/disappearing all around you. I suspect this is where most of the movement, running away, screaming and thrashing comes about for super high dose salvia user. The psychonaut who inspired this post mentioned the absolute existential TERROR and PANIC that ensues after the revelation that the reality you came from is not only one of many but that it also doesn't "exist" in any real sense. Basically the equivalent of finding out that you are mario in super mario bros. and that the game can be turned on and off, paused, cheated,hacked,started over, switched out for another game and no matter how many times its played it never really matters or actually exists...any more than a memory of a random person playing super mario bros back in 1988 on some random Thursday afternoon in Ohio. It doent matter or make sense and the entire experience can leave the user in a state of existential despair induced PTSD. The final scene on the way out or "back in" is marked with a humorous mockery by an other or others (the whole experience is accompanied by a feeling of being watched/guided/mocked/laughed at) The user is now in a scene that has transformed from a stage on a universe reality game show to the interior of "command central" - the interior of a craft or room that resembles a UFO/Alex Grey Net of Being/womb hybrid. There are screens/portals to endless realities all around, so many possibilities- some appear vaguely familiar. The psychonaut begins "running" into different screen/membranes. VERY UNCOMFORTABLE(not painful) and crackling with burn electricity smell/taste especially in head/mouth. Head turns into a zipper, literally, as it attempts to "ZIP IN" to a reality "look at him! He still thinks he is real. Dude, this is too funny, now he is running into walls trying to escape, ok, ok lets open a portal so he can see some bread crumbs leading him back to his cage/meat jacket that he calls 'reality' " The psychonaught dives into a portal in an all out "escape for your existence" attempt then... Next thing you know the psychonaut feels immense pressure, indescribable, underwater, peaceful, no memeory of everything descibed here so far. Then a topwater floating fishing lure from the users childhood plops onto the surface of the waters above, the psychonaut instintively lunges at it and bites it and retreats to deeper water...ZZZZZZZZZZZ is the next sound and sensation, the sound and tension of a fishing reel drag as a marlin starts to run with the lure . The psychonaut/fish now realizes this is no lure and he is no fish but that again his head is a zipper and the fishing real sound/memory is actually this individuated consciusness being zipped back into the fabric of time space and reality- and it immediately fastforwards from fishing lure/zipper to the Matrix scene where Neo has ingested the red? pill and is starting to tranform - the exact sound/look/feel of going down that wornhole/throat tube/birth canal - and then POP!! You are back.

@@flatoutrich258 Woaaaah dude that is sick 😳

@@flatoutrich258 Bravo that's entertaining writing there.

Are you sure you’re not still high lol

Crazy shit

Yeah one time I did it with a friend and his words were becoming giant letters in bright colors that I was hanging on to for dear life as I felt like I was flying through the sky. Crazy how it takes people to such bizarre realms yet if you look through the comments you'll find many similarities between experiences. Makes it clear we don't exactly imagine it ourselves, so much as the chemical takes us to a specific place in our minds which anybody can go to if they are under the effects.

What does tthat mean? How does it turn you into a comic lol, we live in an alien simulation for ssure there is no way this stupid things happen all of a sudden

@@Quepasowey imagine everything becomes flat and colorful. That’s what it felt like. Idk how to explain it really

😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thats a trip 😂😂😂

I saw a comment where someone said they were a train station security camera 😂😂😂

@@Kinobambino yes I think that's in the Joe Rogan

That sounds awful lol

Oedipus. You have a subconscious sexual attraction to your mother

How were the cookies tho? Were they good? Do you remember how they tasted, or if you felt like you tasted them at all? 😂😂

Strange. I've seen a spinning room on multiple trips.

You were in a relationship with an 80-90 year old? Thats uncommon, what was that like, how did you meet? Thats more interesting than your trip story! :D

Did the 80x 15 years ago out a bong like this guy. I was the lab rat for the group I was with and tried it first. Blew up reality and I ended up in some bad jumanji like trip where I was getting sucked into the earth and feeling my skin tearing! Everything I knew was a "lie" and I was being forced to become "one with the earth" while everyone that I had ever really cared for was telling me to "stop resisting". I Never felt so out of control and miserable in my life. Never again!

Yeah, I believe that. Only a moron wouldn't,

@@kennethratcil5225 why didn’t you stop resisting

@@alium8339 should he have

dont not smoke it just know what ur getting urself into.. like any drug u need to research what u are taking before u do it

I've heard about the Lego story too. Had a friend turn into Lego land, another one was on a plane trying to jump off it

@@pokeboy305 its bs doggie

@@trppstar thanks

@@pokeboy305 hope you didn’t fall for that scam bro

And this statement alone should be at the top of the list

It's almost like salvia tunes you into the actual lives of any person or object observing our universe

Do not do salvia at all that’s the best advice

It’s because he didn’t do enough

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Same ,panic attacks also followed after i tried weed

Especially when the other guy that’s hosting don’t even know wtf he’s talking about lol

I know beo I do not like this guy

Yeah this made me not this guy now what a dick

Pussyes

@@orey4411 if your gonna call someone a pussy learn how to spell it 🤣🤣

I straight up turned into my house once. i could see my self from waaay up in the air it was amazing.

Yeah its fucking daunting haha still sitting on a few grams myself... one day. Ill stick to the mushies for now and hopefully get my Alchemy at a decent level for some good ol Dimitri.

Don't we all have some salvia from 2004 in a closet somewhere? A small little bag waiting to welcome us to the galactic federation

I think a hard core salvia trip is kind of a one and done drug, I've known people who've gone off the deep end doing too much salvia

@@jonbbaca5580 hey man what happened to those people?

Wow sounds like a crazy experience. That one trip was all you needed for a major change for your life. Would be interested to know what your friends saw tho😅

Wow that’s hella interesting, what could be like let’s say a half hour trip (I don’t know how long it lasts) can feel like a year in the “other world”, making you realise all your flaws from your past and present, warning you if you don’t stop you will loose everything you loved. Who needs rehab when we have psychedelics? Also your story with the demons remind me of the Simpson’s Movie and Homer was tripping, getting slapped and torn apart by the trees, not stopping until he realised all his faults and changed for the good. Very very interesting stuff

Jesus did you really sign off on a RU-vid comments. A mediocre one at that, didn't even describe the only part of the story that'd be interesting.

@@ryanabarca8616 You wrote all if that just to hate...

@@Kirat876 idk I feel like some people are oblivious to the ridiculous things they do sometimes and certain behaviors should be corrected. Instead we have society the way it is today with men wanting to be little girls and getting a reward for it. If I'm wrong I'll accept that you people won't like me for it and that's completely fine.

Elaborate please.

I suggest you research mysticism and Alchemy. And read the books by Neville Goddard. "The feeling is the secret" and "The power of awareness" They explain how reality is a dream like your sleeping ones.

Bro ur awake rn trustt

@@lebraviouswilliamsthe3rd305 are we though? 😃

Wow. Just wow.

@@markoIam1 Damn DMT sounds pretty badass. I tried Salvia. It stopped time and everyone stood still, I sat down on a couch and became the couch for what felt like hours. My mind made me think I wasn't human and that I was a couch all this time lol

Well let me just tell you I've never done DMT but I did acid for the first time in high-school a few years ago and came to the same realization.... so no it wasn't just a trip. Haha

Jesus, that sounds intense

@@Bigred-ie1nk super intense. At the beginning I was just an electron or some sort of ball of energy moving throughout a maze-like circuit board or something. I was sure I was definitely dead.

@@Bigred-ie1nk imagine my paranoia when I came back, I was sure she was the arch-nemesis. This life was on equal footing with the others.

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What the fuck

Sound like Life of Roy, but underwater

for some reason this happend to me to some cough medicine. i ended up in an infinite loop. it was the night of the 2016 election and literally the entire trip was me absolutly amazed at the election. i thought it was so cool that i watched every single rerun until 1pm the next day... in a straight infinite loop i couldnt look away for anything.

i should also add the tme on the cable box was not changing for 90% of the trip. i kept looking and it was 2:48 am every single time i looked

@@woofmeowmeowwooffestival4774 wtf? What kind of cough medecine??? Was that an intentional overdose? Or a normal dose?

@@bing4126 Not necessarily more intense. I had a few dreams throughout my life which were more intense than Salvia.

@Forrest Robles I just wish I knew how to get some legally. Or at all lol

I had the same thing man.

I was driving in a Jurassic Park Wrangler on the pages of a book, and then I saw outside myself as a being navigating on the pages of life. People see a similar vision of an open book, kind of like the PageMaster, but in this green reality factory as the background.

​@@biggreenblob nah bro just drink some water 😤

what were some of the universes like

Same $hit. They never smoke enough. 3 LARGE HITS! LARGE!!

I got denied and told to take a nap.

@@auroraborealis13579 maybe you were pushing yourself too hard and needed rest. Have you tried again since?

ToolforOffice no. I’ve done a wee bit of LSD. But there’s a lot of inner work and shadow work that I ought to do before asking for knowledge beyond this realm. Probably.

ToolforOffice strangely enough, I have been doing an incredible amount of resting this year. So, you were right about that.

What does that even mean 😩😂

Thats awesome, I'm glad you got a meaningful experience and I hope your as happy with the new you as you sound.

after my trip yesterday, I did understand why mushrooms are praised... you can have some beautiful experiences on them..

psilocybin mushrooms is a way to connect with our natural self and gain a deeper appreciation for our place within it.

Y'all all talk about the benefits but you don't say where one can grab from...

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"Not much had changed" *lives underwater * 😂😂😂

I wonder if he saw his great great great granddaughter

Dude the shit i did must have not been too good but it was enough to make me instantly regret it. I felt like little pins and needles were trying to pop me out of existence and like my body was the white noise on tv. I told my friend to not hit it right after i did and he didn't.

​@@andrewhagan7788 white noise you mean like the tingling feeling when your arm goes to sleep

@@Kinobambino yes

It's weird because it seems to be a mix of a dissociative and a psychedelic at the same time. Like the most terrifying powerful effects of PCP/ketamine and DMT combined in one drug 😂

@@Le-Monade it’s like pcp and dmt had a baby 😂

Lol yeah, the animals and plants can communicate with you when you break down the old programmings

@@kamisquad_x I believe everything lol

My friend had a shitty aggressive Jack Russel that would stare down, bark, and eventually bite the shit out of me any time I’d smoke weed with this friend. Fuck that dog lol. Anyone who gets a small aggressive dog is stupid. Now he has a cool Australian heeler. Way nicer dog

@@roddydykes7053 dope

Rd I thought the same fkn thing. But don’t get me wrong it has its share of heavy hitters

@@barrymcokinner2718 charlie sheen did the deed

@@banjobanjington2344 fuck off, conspiracy theorist

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