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Ari Shaffir - Tattletale - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored 

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When an old classmate asks Ari Shaffir for a favor, he thinks back to how she treated him in high school before answering.
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@random3785
@random3785 4 года назад
I’ve literally been watching these for 8hrs today
@stathismotsenigos3959
@stathismotsenigos3959 4 года назад
Random same 😂
@PartyboyDanny
@PartyboyDanny 4 года назад
It’s like a full time job at this point
@robinsoto2700
@robinsoto2700 4 года назад
Fax
@harmonyholmes6739
@harmonyholmes6739 4 года назад
Same and I have work in 20 mins
@vishalnayyar9948
@vishalnayyar9948 4 года назад
Same
@DaniboyBR2
@DaniboyBR2 9 лет назад
Ari is one funny SOB, he really stepped up his game in the last few years.
@guard509
@guard509 5 лет назад
@Brownbeartmb comprehension is key
@slantdwave
@slantdwave 5 лет назад
@@guard509 joke
@LuxioV2
@LuxioV2 5 лет назад
Brownbeartmb not much of a sense of humour for a fan of comedy 🤨
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 2 года назад
for real dude. totally right
@carsonvolk1617
@carsonvolk1617 5 лет назад
"Calm down, it's not a Catholic school." That shit got me man lol
@declanbergin3167
@declanbergin3167 4 года назад
At least catholics dont bite the foreskin off their babies.
@strider_hiryu850
@strider_hiryu850 4 года назад
Declan Bergin sick burn.
@crussteasock4047
@crussteasock4047 3 года назад
Still odd to make a child kneel before a grown man. Regardless of which book they read
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 2 года назад
lol dude amazing
@NickCorso
@NickCorso 5 лет назад
"Uncensored" *Censors the girls name hundreds of times* 😂😂😂😂😂
@dionysusfall2738
@dionysusfall2738 5 лет назад
Nick Corso they’re not tryna get sued
@zreed545
@zreed545 5 лет назад
Came here to say that lol
@RHYNOSHIFTY5
@RHYNOSHIFTY5 5 лет назад
@@dionysusfall2738 man everyone gets sued who the fuck cares anymore
@petermuller7079
@petermuller7079 5 лет назад
@@dionysusfall2738 Isn't that ALWAYS the case when someone censores it's own contents?!
@dionysusfall2738
@dionysusfall2738 5 лет назад
Peter Müller no, sometimes it’s just for monetary reasons (like censoring curse words for advertisers)
@OffOliverClose
@OffOliverClose 9 лет назад
damn it! He mentioned his twitter followers, so i immediately went to check how many, and subsequently followed him. then it hit me.. that was just him promoting his twitter. You win
@jimpickens4
@jimpickens4 5 лет назад
How did you not see that coming? I mean he mentioned that he's a jew at least 50 times.
@TrackHustlersENT
@TrackHustlersENT 4 года назад
Damn bro you're very easily influenced lmao I hope within the last 4 years you tightened up and worked that issue out
@stevenobrien557
@stevenobrien557 3 года назад
This has been the best past year for reading old RU-vid comments
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 2 года назад
yep. _100%_ true dude
@johnsonjerrad
@johnsonjerrad 9 лет назад
Ari's getting really really good lately. I've been a fan for years and this is the funniest I've seen him. It's great to a see a comic you really enjoy just crushing it.
@stevenobrien557
@stevenobrien557 3 года назад
Lol he lost some fans since then
@ETAisNOW
@ETAisNOW Год назад
@@stevenobrien557None of those were real fans you dork, and since you made your comment Ari released one of the best specials ever. Kobe!
@0PEX0B
@0PEX0B 9 лет назад
Isn't this supposed to be uncensored? :O
@garmcampoli8308
@garmcampoli8308 9 лет назад
You can't really put someone on blast like that.
@connerestoda2733
@connerestoda2733 9 лет назад
***** So wait? You both went to the same high school?
@atticusfinch2600
@atticusfinch2600 9 лет назад
***** nice try haha
@TheMrTenal
@TheMrTenal 9 лет назад
***** All Jewish school my ass!
@0PEX0B
@0PEX0B 9 лет назад
***** Garm Campoli That is totally fine then, sorry I misunderstood the bleepings! Love the stand up btw!
@SiempreAlgoLoco
@SiempreAlgoLoco 9 лет назад
This was great! I love how he described all the student's non verbally agreeing to destroy the teacher.
@Peztrumentals
@Peztrumentals 9 лет назад
i thought he said Bittney Spears at first lol
@cornlips7247
@cornlips7247 5 лет назад
Ari is without a doubt in my top 5 favorite comedians.
@pinedragon5398
@pinedragon5398 4 года назад
“It’s not a catholic school”
@Greeezy
@Greeezy 4 года назад
Yes. Yes. Let the hate flow through you. Someone said something about someone you like..... Yessssss hate is the source of my life force. Feeeed me
@anthonythagreat5668
@anthonythagreat5668 4 года назад
I really like these stories.
@sonacruz907
@sonacruz907 9 лет назад
I like the Aphex Twin-esque intro.
@ParadoxdesignsOrg
@ParadoxdesignsOrg 9 лет назад
all the intros are like HBO movie series quality. Gotta love it!
@fernandofigueirinhas7110
@fernandofigueirinhas7110 3 года назад
fuck yes I was looking for this comment
@Dewey210
@Dewey210 2 года назад
The silent hand gesture hahaha
@TheDrudgenator
@TheDrudgenator 5 лет назад
The tradition joke was great , I can’t believe they didn’t think it was funny . Lmao 😂 wrong crowd I guess, buncha softies
@zenrelaxation9940
@zenrelaxation9940 3 года назад
I watch theese every night
@InteractiveIdea
@InteractiveIdea 8 лет назад
I thought it was UNCENSORED...
@EgaTehPro
@EgaTehPro 8 лет назад
haha nicee
@tituscaesar6960
@tituscaesar6960 8 лет назад
Guess they cut that out on TV...Like one time I was at an Army-Navy football game, and they did a halftime dedication to Ronald Reagan's 100th birthday. They talked about how crappy Obama is doing, so I figured that's why it was hidden from home watchers. I know they cut it out because my family was watching from home.
@PajujuJuelzebub
@PajujuJuelzebub 8 лет назад
they are censoring a name.
@InteractiveIdea
@InteractiveIdea 8 лет назад
Julius Sprouse so its CENSORED then!
@JieuxArmeni
@JieuxArmeni 8 лет назад
No... "censoring" is referenced to the removal of un-PC words n' that. Taking out the name of an non-fictional person has to do with a much greater law of CIVIL LIBERTIES and protecting the person talking from a very viable lawsuit for defamation of character. There is a huge difference. this is not censored.
@elegantpaint2703
@elegantpaint2703 3 года назад
F yeah ive been for three weeks cut out music and. I smile now
@CareyPortnoyBeauford
@CareyPortnoyBeauford 8 лет назад
Hahaha epic ending, loved it
@tonywest4819
@tonywest4819 4 года назад
okay Ari. youve been gone long enough,..you can come back now.
@lgnlint
@lgnlint 7 лет назад
Man I remember that teacher who everyone fucked with. I feel so bad for him now that I'm older, guy got so much shit for no reason at all.
@doubledont4949
@doubledont4949 6 лет назад
Ch0plol some of those teachers were just cock suckers who brought it upon themselves lol
@ludmillagutomo
@ludmillagutomo 4 года назад
"not sexually, you guys..this was not catholic school.." omigoooood 😂😂😂
@ultramindcontrolrealzz8367
@ultramindcontrolrealzz8367 4 года назад
Great comedian not afraid that koby stuff made me look him up where do I buy tickets
@Emily-kd2zv
@Emily-kd2zv 4 года назад
That’s such a good way to handle that though, I actually learned something from this. Think back to when you knew them and decide if you would’ve done it back then.
@AkaFigga
@AkaFigga 9 лет назад
Fucks yea! A new comedian just got bumped up to my top 5 comedy legends
@bendoverson2739
@bendoverson2739 9 лет назад
+Don Figga type in amazing racist on RU-vid search and you would blow off your head when you see the results
@mreshadow
@mreshadow 6 лет назад
So who got bumped down?
@spencerjames5271
@spencerjames5271 3 года назад
Ari is the best host
@masserphi2534
@masserphi2534 9 лет назад
I was surprised when i seen this guy was still alive - He used to go by the name "The Amazing Racist" and the things this guy did was unbelievable- I'm just surprised he never got shot
@CHINEM0RA
@CHINEM0RA 9 лет назад
Masser Phi those were skits for a comedy show, they are all actors
@rumbachumba330
@rumbachumba330 9 лет назад
Masser Phi Oh shit, I was like he looks familiar I didn't remember it was him, The one where he takes his KKK uniform to a black owned dry cleaners was hillarious
@nickpower3185
@nickpower3185 9 лет назад
Ari Shaffir well on his way to being one of the best!!! fucking love This Is Not Happening.
@grossliz1995
@grossliz1995 5 лет назад
Ari is a fucking master story teller.
@nathansotir5633
@nathansotir5633 5 лет назад
I fucking love Ari
@dumpsterfire2
@dumpsterfire2 6 лет назад
They bleeped it every fucking time haha! 😂🤣
@marinecombatvet2669
@marinecombatvet2669 2 года назад
At least someone else introduced him this time.
@ItzHarley
@ItzHarley 6 лет назад
I love how he is explaining all this on his knee's
@crussteasock4047
@crussteasock4047 3 года назад
He's not. Fuck're u on?
@ItzHarley
@ItzHarley 3 года назад
@@crussteasock4047 Syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed, Hennessy, vodka I'm on everything
@ItzHarley
@ItzHarley 3 года назад
@@crussteasock4047 I'm surprised you even found my comment with no likes and 2 years ago.. you must be a super fan of mine.. thank you so much
@ItzHarley
@ItzHarley 3 года назад
@@crussteasock4047 lol wow are you being serious I checked out the video because obviously I forgot why I wrote that comment and sure enough he starts a joke on his knees and then starts rambling on.. so the fact you couldn't tell I was talking about that and not the entire video shows 1 of 2 things 1. You did not watch the video. Or 2. You are a Sped.
@crussteasock4047
@crussteasock4047 3 года назад
@@ItzHarley but he wasnt on his knees the whole time. "...he explained all this on his knees" is what u said, knobhead
@shawnlatonya654
@shawnlatonya654 4 года назад
YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOURS!!!.... R.I.P. KOBE
@Pulpgimp
@Pulpgimp 4 года назад
Shawn Latonya what’s he gonna get?
@shawnlatonya654
@shawnlatonya654 4 года назад
@@Pulpgimp .... Karma
@yellowdart6666
@yellowdart6666 8 лет назад
haha. its not a catholic school....hilarious.
@isaacsallee2535
@isaacsallee2535 8 лет назад
Ari the true American Sniper
@phatkatphatkat
@phatkatphatkat 9 лет назад
the intro's are the best. that team should do intro's for every single show ever
@redbirdsaraceno
@redbirdsaraceno 5 лет назад
Hahahaha! I love this show ! Almost all the guests/comics are Great ! AND the intros at the start RULE BIG TIME .!!! 👽🖕🏻👾🎶🧟‍♀️🏄🏻‍♂️🤙🏻😂🕺🤖
@KONAROCK1
@KONAROCK1 8 лет назад
Nice Aphex Twin intro ;)
@jonathanm8722
@jonathanm8722 8 лет назад
it's not actually aphex twin it's just that the intro is similar to aphex twins video for 'come to daddy'
@KONAROCK1
@KONAROCK1 8 лет назад
+Jakob Johnson The track is "Run The Jewels" by Run the Jewels.
@thehappychildrenFL
@thehappychildrenFL 9 лет назад
Ari for president
@janicebarry8089
@janicebarry8089 4 года назад
High school - making people bleed with paper wasps 😂😂😂
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад
Wow just realized Ari has 10 of these
@foncess
@foncess 4 года назад
intro is a sick aphex twin reference
@chipfreedom5758
@chipfreedom5758 5 лет назад
Bring back Ari.
@maryamtaheri343
@maryamtaheri343 9 лет назад
i love this man!
@korosheht5446
@korosheht5446 Год назад
Giga Chad move at the end
@shroomboy432
@shroomboy432 Год назад
I had something similar in 4th grade involving one metal leg from a scissors, a glue stick, and paper airplane. Also in 6th grade with a small, concealable nerf gun and a dart that mysteriouslu struck the board
@haleys4899
@haleys4899 6 лет назад
The intros are usually 5 star nightmare material
@gsdpandastorm162
@gsdpandastorm162 4 года назад
Imagine he was still bitter after 22 years 😂
@pcol2915
@pcol2915 6 лет назад
I fucking miss Ari
@emnacstac
@emnacstac 8 лет назад
i love this series, but the intro on this episode.... aphex / chris cunningham much?
@balist0
@balist0 8 лет назад
Apart from the shockingly crap music
@KennySherwood10
@KennySherwood10 9 лет назад
amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
@peronakov7663
@peronakov7663 9 лет назад
The INTRO...Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy
@jw3598
@jw3598 4 года назад
I think Ari has been lying about that shit for so long he believes it. He did that shit on purpose. LOL
@OhighOSkater
@OhighOSkater 6 лет назад
We had a Mr. Sager as well and that was his name
@ricksazama
@ricksazama 9 лет назад
Ari your the fuckin bees knees!!
@g4ljmax
@g4ljmax 9 лет назад
Bernice weigert
@alexludavertigo6926
@alexludavertigo6926 2 года назад
3:36
@AmirAli-xv8rm
@AmirAli-xv8rm 4 года назад
3:35 the knights who say knee
@crussteasock4047
@crussteasock4047 3 года назад
Knights?
@AmirAli-xv8rm
@AmirAli-xv8rm 3 года назад
@@crussteasock4047 monty python
@zizimugen4470
@zizimugen4470 4 года назад
Three cheers for sweet revenge.
@Chirhopher
@Chirhopher 5 лет назад
Ari, ur too much; be.. Protestant, be ... Mormon, well No Don't be Mormons. i did cringe when i heard you say Mormon, Naw Bro!
@annahsmith913
@annahsmith913 5 лет назад
I got him confused with the sklar brothers
@tickticker
@tickticker 9 лет назад
Great story but shitty censoring on a fucking RU-vid video.
@Dazen101
@Dazen101 9 лет назад
It wouldnt be right for him to say the person's actual name so trolls can ruin their life.
@tickticker
@tickticker 9 лет назад
Sean Thompson he wasn't saying her name. I think he was saying "pussy cunt" or something.
@secretoftheuz8499
@secretoftheuz8499 9 лет назад
Thank for the stories Ari. The show is cool as fuck. Let's just hope comedy central don't fuck it up.
@darinblack6771
@darinblack6771 9 лет назад
Uncensored my ass
@JacobImwold
@JacobImwold 9 лет назад
Well they don't want the girls name to be out there for everyone
@digfire1
@digfire1 9 лет назад
as in cussing, as opposed to privacy.
@darinblack6771
@darinblack6771 9 лет назад
I didn't realize he was saying her name in it. I thought he was just calling her a curse word
@jackallen663
@jackallen663 9 лет назад
Hermann TheGerman Ya, it says hide your mom is in extremely mature humor, and stuff you won't want your mom to hear.
@jeffm3774
@jeffm3774 9 лет назад
Darin Black you're an idiot
@Itskylewalker
@Itskylewalker 9 лет назад
Digging the aphex twin reference
@malinko35
@malinko35 9 лет назад
whats with all the christian hate lately
@sparklemotion101
@sparklemotion101 9 лет назад
***** He's trying to be funny and failing. I know he wants to have a reputation for being un-PC and making comments that piss people off, but his anti-Catholic stuff is not not accurate, original or creative... and it doesn't get laughs.
@irishprice
@irishprice 6 лет назад
Uhm? Might be all thr child rape? Sorry, I meant gay child rape. If it isnt that.. it could also be thr arguing against condoms in aids infested areas?
@PimpdatSkittle
@PimpdatSkittle 6 лет назад
sparklemotion101 It’s not much compared to the mass genocide in your bible
@Gary-pe4ce
@Gary-pe4ce 6 лет назад
This joke in particular was for catholics more than other christianity
@TheAceY2k
@TheAceY2k 6 лет назад
Ari is funny
@picturingmylove6652
@picturingmylove6652 9 лет назад
I'll give it a 6/10, it was ok, but not very funny.
@codymonsoon4806
@codymonsoon4806 9 лет назад
Jared Greenwald Sir Atrophied Nuts, we understand that it's a story. Did you realize it was a story that deserved 1 minute of attention and had 7 minutes of Jew humor sandwiched in? 6/10 is being nice, this shit was a waste of time.
@DeathSong619
@DeathSong619 9 лет назад
Cody Riggle You good sir speak my mind.
@ToxicallyMasculinelol
@ToxicallyMasculinelol 9 лет назад
well clearly the majority of the people who watched this disagree with you, so maybe it's your own problem
@DeathSong619
@DeathSong619 9 лет назад
*Opinion
@ChewyThomson
@ChewyThomson 6 лет назад
That is pretty much the story of all his comedy. OK, not great.
@ModularMoose
@ModularMoose 6 лет назад
The intro was very Richard James / Aphex Twin
@goodlife6942
@goodlife6942 6 лет назад
Whats up with that dude at 4:55 cant really tell if he's blind or just falling asleep.
@vinnieecho
@vinnieecho 5 лет назад
bud he's stoned as fuck
@rickwrites2612
@rickwrites2612 4 года назад
Whats bleeped out and whats on twitter please? Im not social media... just wondered if ill need twitter to understand his bit here. thanks anyone
@Xs395
@Xs395 9 лет назад
Why would you title this "Uncensored"?
@23titoz
@23titoz 9 лет назад
That guy in the middle with the messed up teeth is always on the shows, he must like them a lot
@fionagallagherapologist5968
@fionagallagherapologist5968 4 года назад
at the catholic school, if our skirts were too short, the staff would literally PULL it down themselves 😐🏃🏽‍♂️
@crussteasock4047
@crussteasock4047 3 года назад
Why were u wearing em so short though?
@fionagallagherapologist5968
@fionagallagherapologist5968 3 года назад
Cruss Teasock we weren't? when we would walk, the skirts would ride up and the (mostly male) staff would literally touch them and pull them down. you shouldn't be questioning the length of our skirts, but instead question why ADULTS were touching KIDS 😐
@crussteasock4047
@crussteasock4047 3 года назад
@@fionagallagherapologist5968 I question both. Lol. They're creepy for doing that, n im sure u could wear pants or something underneath. Also, whyd u ask me if u weren't?
@fionagallagherapologist5968
@fionagallagherapologist5968 3 года назад
Cruss Teasock no we couldn't wear pants. we had long songs a skirt and a shirt. you shouldn't be questioning both sides if one of the sides are all underage girls. also i wasn't questioning you 😐
@crussteasock4047
@crussteasock4047 3 года назад
@@fionagallagherapologist5968 why can't i question both sides? N u did ask me. "We weren't?"
@2oozedae
@2oozedae 3 года назад
Vengeance at its finest 👌🏼
@marcuswagoner172
@marcuswagoner172 4 года назад
Mr. Rachow, 7th grade math teacher 😂💀
@brantisonfire
@brantisonfire 9 лет назад
My 7th grade class's Mr. Sager(?) was a guy named Bob Setlock. We fucked with that dude so hard he didn't even make it one whole school year.
@HaploidCell
@HaploidCell 9 лет назад
Now I really want to know what that hebrew curse at 9:05 translates to.
@slantdwave
@slantdwave 5 лет назад
Yikes
@boadazapher2846
@boadazapher2846 5 лет назад
What a amazing new concept, a Jewish comedian! !what a wonderful time to be alive
@feralhomunculus
@feralhomunculus Год назад
Little did his parents know, they were 100% correct. Ari is indeed a bad kid.
@juamlaris1425
@juamlaris1425 6 лет назад
Funny hahaha
@liamreeves4946
@liamreeves4946 5 лет назад
This is probably the best TINH there is
@Michael-bz5fz
@Michael-bz5fz 9 лет назад
can someone please tell me the name of the intro track ?:]
@carmabelle1717
@carmabelle1717 5 лет назад
What does k ike heed translate to in english?
@lizk6256
@lizk6256 5 лет назад
Yessssss Jesus Clubssssss
@vickknewzeus7443
@vickknewzeus7443 5 лет назад
How dare you try to teach children😂😂😂😂😂
@jeremyharris7811
@jeremyharris7811 9 лет назад
Funny Story; Enjoy Australia Ari:)
@kennycaligula3081
@kennycaligula3081 5 лет назад
Fuck yah. #neverforget
@GamerBoyGU82
@GamerBoyGU82 6 лет назад
The intro reminds me of the Aphex Twin "Come to Daddy" music video, cool stuff!
@thefinalseqil8633
@thefinalseqil8633 4 года назад
What’s a half day suspension?
@nickumoh4267
@nickumoh4267 9 лет назад
By reading his lips, I think he is saying her name is Mindy Kaling. She's Jewish, right?
@leftielewis7595
@leftielewis7595 6 лет назад
Nick Umoh she's Hindu I'm pretty sure
@SHACOBES123
@SHACOBES123 5 лет назад
She one of them dark jews
@dylandc18
@dylandc18 6 лет назад
That one guy in the front looked like Paul Walker
@Sjonkelrollff
@Sjonkelrollff 8 лет назад
lol
@MrSoap-mu5vs
@MrSoap-mu5vs 5 лет назад
He forgot about Metzitzah B’peh
@legomypancakes
@legomypancakes 9 лет назад
my class made our teacher quit awesome shit
@zuriwilliams6697
@zuriwilliams6697 9 лет назад
Oh ok they censored the person's name to protect them
@alexhennigh5242
@alexhennigh5242 5 лет назад
Nothing gets past you
@benjaminbrown4813
@benjaminbrown4813 5 лет назад
5:10?What’s up with Catholics’ first defense being “Tradition...”???
@brocowsci
@brocowsci 5 лет назад
programmed, brainwashed tools
@ParadoxdesignsOrg
@ParadoxdesignsOrg 9 лет назад
How old is Ari? We used to pull that stuff on teachers all the time and barely ever got in shit.
@rampageclover9788
@rampageclover9788 9 лет назад
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