ARK Memes that Blow my Mind 

4:20 and here we see the Jesusaurus in its natural habitat, skillfully demonstrating 2 of its most powerful abilities; walking on water and avoiding the attacks of the infamous microraptor. A truly astonishing spectacle.

Hey raas with all the dlcs installed we’re actually at 400 gig (I changed gif to gig)

5:46 When you tell your two perfect stat Rexes who came from the same parents what they have to do next.

3:29 ok Raasclark, you may not get this but if you do, then you would know that this in my opinion is one of the BEST things ever on the internet.

5:24 Aberration by far!! Its so mystical and beautiful that if in really life it could bring a tear to the eye!! Minus the hostile creatures.

I love how raas doesn't understand high brow comedy like ""HOgggg RiiiDaahhhh"" 🐷🚴

There is something quite refreshing about watching raas die laughing at the fart doom theme😂

1:00 thats nothing lol. My Ark uses 280+GB of storage because of al the singleplayers 😎😭

Amazing Video as always Raas!, Also that intro caught me off guardian lmao, Have a great day mate 👍

1:18 i fear no man, but that thing, It scares me

2:34 🗿

"Tek poop" shd just be element dust, wld make for great farms too

Poor phiomias, can only imagine the pain they would have been going through from that shit (lol) Seriously though, that doom fart music hits 👌 Cracks me up so much too 🤣

8:21 oh hey, it’s me, the funny cow

3:17 they are the #1 pearl gatherers too

You know what can swim pretty well, oddly enough? Thylas.

ark meme vids always brighten up my day lol thanks raas

EA when the sharks argoed to you when by the shore. Couldn't touch the water without then coming to check you out.

0:53 If I were to install ark now, it would require 303,65 GT space, which I don't have because my computers space is crab

Raas rection is the best.....seing him loading and thinking and then stilt iss head is very funny love your videos man❤️

I think tech dinos don't make tech poop because they eat normal food. When my dad saw me riding a tech raptor for the first time he immediately asked does it consume gas or it is powered by electricity. He was a bit confused when it pooped a normal poop 😂

memes that'll never be more funny than raasclark himself

Aberration all the way, birthing a xeno morph and snatching a rockdrake egg seems like fun

i didnt know that's how raasclark was born

Funny video as always 😂

397.22 GB on my drive just for ARK.

7:47 lol same idk why lol

I'm starting to like scorched earth. Hahaha no one wants to be cold. Great vid man.

that bronto raft is from ATLAS in a roleplay server called Darkside basically a pirate version of ARK

for the "Which DLC would you want to be real?" question, here are a few points on what I think would happen. Note all of these are if they were someplace on earth (minus gen 2) and not the arks. Scorched earth: This would cause one of the many deserts around the world to become even more inhospitable. The constant weather events alone make the incredibly dangerous deserts even worse, not even counting the extremely large insects and worms found in the more sandy areas and the giant Dinos, AND the FREAKING GIANT DRAGONS! The worse part about the dragons is that people would steal the eggs and sell them as biological weapons to anyone who can afford them. Aberration: Assuming that this is either located on the moon, or in a place like Chernobyl the outside area would be somewhat justified. if we are talking just about the cave then it would be located just about anywhere. The mutated creatures, while cool, are still quite dangerous as their genetic makeup would be very unstable and would likely shorten their lifespans and cause mutations to happen exponentially faster than otherwise. the green area would be the most same and would probably be where the researchers would make base. I personally believe that the green area would still be a little radioactive (not really enough to be harmful but still more than normal BGR). Blue would potentially have more harmful radiation, especially when prolonged exposure will be common to the researchers. The red area is by far the worst (for obvious reasons), however, it would allow us access to the energy rich element and rock drakes which the people living and getting around in the Ab caves would definitely want. The ruins would be the most confusing to workout as that would mean that Rockwell (as well as the island and scorched earth) would have existed. or it simply would not have any ruins and nameless, but that ruins other things. Extinction: NOPE, NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE! Choosing this to exist would set in motion the very things that caused the ARKs to be built in the first place! While the extraordinary amount of element may be a selling point, collapsing practically all humanity is simply not worth it. Gen 1: This would simply be a simulation as it is in game. Scientists would use it how they did in ark, adrenaline junkies and survivalists would jump at the chance to be in a hostile world where you could never truly die. The only thing that could go wrong is if an evil AI took control over the whole thing and trap the survivors inside of the simulation... Oh wait. Gen 2: A spaceship that could sustain large populations while traveling at trans light speeds is exactly what we would need if we were to colonize the galaxy. the only problem is that the captain is a insane diseased blob of flesh and bone. better than flying now tho.

Dwayne The Bob Johnson?!!?! Holy Christ I'm dedddd 👀😭☠️

Oh god that intro Raas. I did not expect that!!!

Oh my gosh!! The ark Moon Knight memes are AMAZING!!!!🤣👏🏻

This guy literally just crushed a wasp's nest with his bare hands

Aberration.. unlimited Schrooms!!!

Tried to take on a deathworm solo with a single morella tops I heavy levelled, almost killed it as well if it wasnt for almost dieing. Thankfully, I was able to escape

Scorched Earth Already Exists: Australia.

Your videos are the best

Ark is a comfortable 500 gigabytes RN.

Once upon a time I was searching for a good place to build a house, and I found a bog. I decided to go here and see what it's like. I was hungry, so I gathered a few berries and a rare flower. Without any suspicion I ate it and was killed by phiomia.

I have to get an extra 4 terabyte storage for my computer as ark took up so much space with all of the dlc that I couldn’t fit anymore games on it

Well shadowmane does sleep lol

0:53 u guys only had to get round 250 gigs? I needed like 500 lol

Uhhh... including the island, scorched earth, abbaration, extinction, the center, valguero, ragnarok, Fjordur(mod), lost island, and tunguska maps, (Edit: forgot both Genesis) and mods for S+, Awesome TP, Awesome Spyglass, all parts of Automated Ark, Castles Keeps and Forts, Eco's RP mod, Shiny Dinos, Dragontails, dino revival station, More colorful dinos, Marty's wardrobe, Classic flyers, Crazy's potion station, Primal Fear, Ark Eternal, upgrade station... I'm past 500GB (of course, I don't use these all on the same map or server at the same time)

5:28 based

You never fail to entertain my friend! Great video

im extinction all the way when it comes to 5:26

Extinction for me minus the corrupt dinos

4:11 is atlas for F sake, with some weird mod

(4:13) Raas the game is stranded deep I think 🤔

Your confusion during hog rider😆 🐷🙋🏿‍♂️🪓

ARK with all the dlc's and music installed requires 400gb :D

The game at 4:05 is atlas it’s also a game by Instinkt games studio

That’s the best intro to a video I’ve seen, period

1:06 i checked a while ago and it was around 338gb for me

That song 8:03 Its polish song, and words are like: Only what i have in my Mind Is 5gramm of cocaine And its using when something is positive. But for me it's patologic i little bit.

I know the dangers of the titans, but I want Meks and enforcers to be real.

The delightful game is Atlas

Rassclark tek poop should be use to fertalize the tek cropplot . -change my maind

0:00 I genuinely do not know what I just saw.

ARK is around 400Gb+ now with all DLCs

I don't think I have enjoyed RU-vid ARK vids as much since S1pGator. I kinda miss that gooberTuber.

I swear to god my ARK install takes 323 GB and I don't have installed all the maps, before when i did if i recall it was around 400GB

i'm a bit confused with the meme asking what map should be real......... i mean scorched earth already exists it's called Australia

This is the fish time I've watched one of your videos and the end title music gives me ptsd of conkers bad fur day. Not in a bad way, just couldn't stand certain missions

Does anyone else think that if they created tek poop for tek dinos in Ark 2 that their would have to be some kind of extra fancy building system the poop would need to be used for or would it just be like piled up scrap metal? I could see it like Jimmy Neutron's dog Dropping lug nuts everywhere

Yes, ark is that big xD this is why I hoped for a UE5 remake or whatever 😂 I hope it will be less heavy. Speaking of DLC: yessss! ABERRATION! And tek poop? The mod Ark better dinos already did something: they poop bio oil 👀 and passively produce oil as well!

Funny as always raas!

218 gigs Ha those are rookie numbers try 385 gigs plus whatever mods you got

Seriously at the beginning of the video I was jealous because, 218 gig? Dang, mine is 400 gig.

Sheesh the notification only just came through but better late than never 😆 Edit: Just got to the wasp bit... that guy is a beast definitely a lvl 100 bob out for revenge 🤣🤣

Raas at least you can experience a bit of wonder just don't go to deep into the red done and the karkinos/super buffed megalosaurus took offense to that

My ark takes over 400 GB with all dlc installed

i just installed so its around 420gb .... he surprised by 200? shesh its called owning the entire game lol

WTF... WHY DOES MY ARK NEED 400+ GB

Funny humans and 🦤 existed at the same time. But was hunted till extinction by humans and predatory animals they released on the island they lived

Intro of the century 🤣😂🗿

Oh well, ark on my Laptop was 400 and something gig, so ye.

Small question are you doing that art Review?

0:57 what only 218 gb? i need like 500!

There really needs to be tek poop

Another banger😂

You want to know something meme worthy? The reaction when you see a random game ad that has blatantly obvious Ark Creatures in it.

Extinction

on PlayStation each update adds 30GB

I have Ark on its own ssd and it is 483 GB

My ark is 408GB, I play on only 1 server with around 12 mods.

The game with the raft is ATLAS

Oh my god raas that intro was so cursed

raas...... my install is currently 385gig. no other game in my library is remotely close.

Extinction because gachas and meks

I reckon Tek Dino's should poop oil

Head is good

Raas umm i don't know how to say this but i have every single map installed in ark and it's almost 400 GB lololol

Scorched earth

I love your vids

ark without dlcs is 200gb but with free dlcs its 380

When are you going to do top 10 bigest map in ark

You do Women caused the Dodos to go exstinc about a hundred or so years ago Fukyn Feathered Hats !!!!!

Mine was 300 gigs