Ark Valguero: T Rex Tinder!

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Ark Survival Evolved. Simon and Doraleous look for a mate for their T Rex and somone has destroyed Neebs and Appsro's base!
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@arthasmenethil9957 4 года назад

Simon and Dora: "We are well protected." Entire Audience: "IS THAT THATCH!?!"

@mpx_primusx2044 4 года назад

Much lel you have made

@mpx_primusx2044 4 года назад

Arthas, how is Sindrogasa

@arthasmenethil9957 4 года назад

@@mpx_primusx2044 She's still as skinny as you remember, and she always has a terrible cold. But otherwise, SHE'S GREAT. I'd tell her you asked, but the amount of adventures coming through have been unusually high.

@mpx_primusx2044 4 года назад

Hm. Well, at lest she ain’t dead :D

@arthasmenethil9957 4 года назад

@@mpx_primusx2044 Well... you're not wrong.

@nutshot_brawler8466 4 года назад

I just love the affection dora and simon show to Sal

@santaboy4818 2 года назад

unlike Thick for any flyer he brings for a wyvern egg

@preditora Год назад

Doraleous doesn't remember Sal... 😐😑🙄

@XandaxDK 4 года назад

"It's like we know what were doing ......aaaand I lost ya!" LOL

@allmight8127 3 года назад

I know, hahaha fucking love simon

@jainevr 4 года назад

Whenever Doraleous and Simon play it reminds me of every first experience I get from playing anything: They get happy, excited, and satisfied from the simplest things. From the last few episodes, they seem to be more succesful than gamerbois Neebs and Appsro.

@moonman7684 4 года назад

Ignorance is bliss..

@azzzanadra 4 года назад

achievement in ignorance

@fluffybunny3178 4 года назад

more like building a home with their pretend family

@Dragoninja35 2 года назад

Whenever I watched dora or simon I would be like what noobs be there starting to prove that they actually know what there doing in this series 🤣

@ReclusiveEagle 4 года назад

I like how Simon is finally starting to understand the game after 2-3 years but still hasn't learned directional awareness in over 40

@EyeDewDie 4 года назад

I've played ark for well over 20k hours and I still get lost on foot. It's called a poor sense of direction.

@intialmayhem6973 3 года назад

20k is over two years of straight game play.

@sik3xploit 3 года назад

It's amazing how easily I've gotten lost on the island without a compass. Jungles definitely are dangerous like that.

@dinomitegaming2193 Год назад

@@EyeDewDie well that number is definitely bullshit. I've been playing 7 Days to die for almost 9 years and it's the only game I play religiously and I have only racked up just over 5k hours. Ark has not been out nearly as long as 7 Days to die and in order to achieve that amount of hours it would take over 6 years if you did nothing other than sleep for 8 hours, work for 8 hours, play ark for 8 hours(12 years if you only average 4 hours of play time each day). That's not even counting time to make food and eat it or get drinks or use the bathroom or do anything else including watch RU-vid. Playing ark at an obsessive level and reaching 20,000 hours would probably take around 10 to 12 years

@coldwind6556 Год назад

No he isn’t. Or no he didn’t. At all lol

@jarkalot83 4 года назад

Tina, the girl Simon and Dora were going after in subnautica. I caught that reference!

@FlimsyAcorn2722 4 года назад

Tina is also the t-rex from tawog

@mikicharlie9618 4 года назад

Haha I dare say you caught the reference. They wouldn’t have haha

@rubengh9337 4 года назад

I did not. Thanks!

@malkazzz 4 года назад

That one completely went above my head lol

@thomashough6845 4 года назад

It is also slang for meth

@devashishsharma2038 4 года назад

Wood+thatch+stone= Weird crazy wall... Great minds Simon And Doraleous.🤣

@rhine3740 4 года назад

and just a hint adobe throw in just to spice it up

@thatguyjeffgamer8591 4 года назад

That's how I make my mac and cheese. Little bit of everything thrown in

@slate613 4 года назад

"It's like we know what we're doin!. Aaaand I lost ya." Simon is hilarious as usual! :D

@UltraXan 4 года назад

Last episode: "Oh damn, Simon and Doraleous built a wall! Good for them!" This episode: [Sees the wall is made of thatch] "Welp, I'll give you an A for effort, but an F in effectiveness."

@honord8881 4 года назад

“There’s fog and bones! It’s like that part in lion king when mufasa says you don’t go there simba!” 😂😂 literally crying 😂😂

@thecosmicmonster682 4 года назад

"I'm Thick today. I have a dragon and a drop addiction." -Appsro

@zerosplaying8077 4 года назад

"where am i gonna put my s*x room." - Appsro

@randomperson6351 4 года назад

Well he did kinda get Neebs killed, that’s pretty Thick like, no?

@Forceablejoel 4 года назад

Well you'd almost expect a dead animal when such a thing happens

@Ingerimm 4 года назад

Just name the wyvern *Dragon.* Problem solved : )

@thepebble1500 4 года назад

Big brain

@andrewlarose851 4 года назад

Stonks

@artypyrec4186 4 года назад

But causes a whole other issue with the '...but a wyvern' community.

@RandoBrittensweatherisshit 4 года назад

This comment: imma go wats called a pro gamer move

@GamingGreyBeard 3 года назад

@@artypyrec4186 The argument holds no merit. The difference between a dragon and a wyvern is a dragon is bigger and has four legs. A wyvern has two back legs and wings for front legs. The last time I looked, these "wyverns" are huge four legged creatures. So...man, I thought the devs would've at least checked a dictionary before naming shit... Jesus!

@thesoullessanomaly3958 4 года назад

The one liners in the ep are amazing. Simon: "I did it with a stranger!" Lmao

@emilyroland1008 4 года назад

Hey Neebs... my 4 year old loves your show and demands we watch it with her, but she calls it Simon show lolololol.

@GamingIndominus 3 года назад

Hahaha "Simon show" your daughter is a genius!

@fuzzy8593 Год назад

This is one of the best comments i have seen on this channel.

@TeslaSkateParks 4 года назад

Some how Best episode ever. Everything is timed so perfectly. The team work. The building. The cussing out of Structures Plus. The argument about Tina's love..Just...wow.

@pigeonpallz1733 4 года назад

Wyvern ... Dragon ... Battle pigeon ? Battle pigeon !

@breeg1684 4 года назад

Yes!! Battle Pigeon!!

@Forceablejoel 4 года назад

Yus

@Xenosaurian 4 года назад

7:05 "Crap, crap, crap! Lost the trap!" That should definitely be a song! XD

@chrisN1985 4 года назад

Doraleous... “it’s called foreplay... dropping a nug” haha

@drewahrens3141 4 года назад

10:39 I actually burst out laughing when Appsro fell off the cliff during his fit of rage over losing the last base.

@pouckis90 4 года назад

Literally a red drop on the left at 16:36 and my boys going for the purple one. Love you guys.

@mikewiens5714 4 года назад

I was looking for someone to tell them. RED DROPS ARE WAY BETTER!

@DigitalNeb 4 года назад

Use a bookshelf for your blueprints. It has twice the storage room.

@genghistron8386 4 года назад

Thanks, was gonna add this

@thepebble1500 4 года назад

Genghis Tron bruh

@SayuriJunie 4 года назад

That clickbait title is the best haha! Dora and Simon’s family makes me happy haha.

@JJtoob 4 года назад

I see you everywhere lol.

@ab-15188 4 года назад

Neebs Gaming is like a black hole, once you in it you can't stop watching it! 😂❤

@chunksaflyin 4 года назад

Neebs "Magical seizures" That made me laugh so hard. (dealing with seizures personally, this was the greatest).

@brickmastere5535 4 года назад

"I don't even know what a Dunkleodunkus is" Never change, Appsro.

@DivinionFaith 4 года назад

If you right click while holding a torch, it throws the torch on the grown while lit. That way you can have light while you fight things in that area.

@thatguyjeffgamer8591 4 года назад

I do this all the time on accident. Never thought to do it on purpose. Torch on saddles. Torch on ground. I feel as if years of gaming has actually made me more stupid. Nah just less patient.

@mydogpoops3677 4 года назад

I'm liking the tribe formations for this map

@handimanjay6642 4 года назад

Simon, “it’s like we know what we’re doing.......I’m lost.” 🤣

@debariesai 4 года назад

If someone told me back in Scorched Earth, when I discovered this channel, that today my favorite team would be Dori and Simon, I would have him cover in tar and feathers and laugh at him in the public...! What a time to watch Neebs gaming channel! Love you guys!

@ClydeThaMonkey 4 года назад

"I did it with a stranger" - Simon 2019

@BrokenVisorStudios 4 года назад

Thank god Appsro saw the backward walls. That would have driven me insane.

@jarkalot83 4 года назад

Same here, I thought for sure he would go the whole episode without seeing it.

@savantslacker9117 4 года назад

Simon's quote of the day, " It doesn't count! I did it with a stranger."

@TheBlueB0mber 4 года назад

Where will Appsro build his “sex room” ? My guess: front and center

@quietone748 4 года назад

Perhaps with a rear entrance??

@hedgehog3528 4 года назад

Jeff McNally nah backdoor downstairs

@meandeanween1295 4 года назад

“around back”

@KeyKeeper-227 4 года назад

Next thing ya know they bring that sex dungeon guy back and trap his ass thistime

@joee2612 4 года назад

I was literally wondering if I was hearing that right

@jakethecollector1516 4 года назад

I actually lol'd when neebs said "magical seizures" haha

@shinjiecary01 4 года назад

Lol. I hope dora and simon gave the baby rex some food lol. 👍🏻

@kennydoesfitness1796 4 года назад

Your storage bins would be much more efficient of you turned them sideways so you can only see the side. That way you can fit way more of them on one wall

@Saviorborn 4 года назад

That looks tacy

@EyeDewDie 4 года назад

Doesn't work with the signs.

@cfurtado2761 4 года назад

Woah!! Where's the Simon climbing a ladder sensual music slow mo SIRRRRRS!!!!

@tinymexican17 4 года назад

Thank you for the great content guys, your seriously the best and deserve more subscribers *hugs and kisses

@KatieCatWalker 4 года назад

Magical Seizures - Neebs I'm going back for magical Seizures - Appro Me - I'm done for the day.

@mossy40k 4 года назад

Simon and Dora #1 Wingmen

@MrChico711 4 года назад

I love how after all this time of them playing ark, they still didn't know that a T Rex couldn't fit through a dino gate😂 still a great video like always though! Lol

@crashtester9999 4 года назад

I love that Simon and Dora on there own and taming all kinds of dinos. They're getting good at the game, except Simon keeps getting lost lmao.

@zenextendo4864 2 года назад

Simon and Dora? Taming a T-Rex? Without help from the others? 10/10

@fruitcocktailsamurai 4 года назад

"Crap, crap, lost the trap!" has the same feel as the "Beep, beep, I'm a sheep" song

@nutshot_brawler8466 4 года назад

The perfect way to end the episode Appsro says he’s building a sex room

@iAmNickSays 4 года назад

NutshotBrawler now to have moon in the next episode!

@Patient_Zero_0 4 года назад

I was thinking the same thing!

@jamieleerussell5488 4 года назад

NutshotBrawler SPOILER!!!!!!!!

@SporeLover10 4 года назад

The end song is nostalgic, makes me think of that song they sang about building a better boat on Ragnorok! :D

@numberjuan6332 4 года назад

SPOILERR

@durza1314 4 года назад

Anyone else see a resemblance between Neebs and Appsros place and thicks barmary in ragnarock

@Ingerimm 4 года назад

Neebs and Appsro: "Lets decorate our house. Lets take a walk in the woods. Maybe a nice dip in the ol' seizure pool, so relaxing." Meanwhile, Simon and Dora: *"Crap, crap, lost the trap! Crap, crap he lost the trap! I am lost, I can't find the trap...trap, trap, TRAP, ITS DOWN!!!! Annnd I lost ya."*

@bigkahunakai44 4 года назад

neebs make a bookshelve thats for blueprints.

@swskitso 4 года назад

Best part about it is you can hit transfer all and only the blueprints will go into the shelf

@richardingame 4 года назад

was looking for this comment!

@fireshield_fshcr 4 года назад

@@richardingame same was gonna say it otherwise

@Saviorborn 4 года назад

Yall hear Simon's "ooh" sounded like walken 👌👌

@myren_tdogg 4 года назад

I pressed this on accident but im glad i did waza my man NEEBS

@kaptainkmann7808 4 года назад

so wait , you've never seen neebsgaming before ….. welcome to the addiction !

@breeg1684 4 года назад

Get ready for a binge watch marathon! Welcome, man!

@FlimsyAcorn2722 4 года назад

Welcome to greiving over imaginary animals that die

@breeg1684 4 года назад

@@FlimsyAcorn2722 RIP Cooter.. 😟

@KineticTaco 4 года назад

You ain’t here by accident. You’re here for thumbs.

@Sbohm2002 4 года назад

“Simon and Dora” is my favorite sitcom of all time.

@carlosthemechanic 4 года назад

It pains me that I have to wait for these videos to come out. I blame Thick

@justblazen_4206 4 года назад

How bout a blunt? Can we smoke a blunt now? Simon 2019

@NotASpyPootis 4 года назад

Wait,is that Rex 18 or... *FBI OPEN UP*

@Target850 4 года назад

its 60 milion years before cheesus

@Sir_Steven 4 года назад

@@Target850 Cheesus Christ, our grate lord?

@FlimsyAcorn2722 4 года назад

What the fuck is wrong with the reply section 😂

@skitter7615 4 года назад

@@FlimsyAcorn2722 everything.

@Sgt_SealCluber 4 года назад

Simon: "We're doing good today." Also Simon 5 seconds later: "and I lost ya."

@Alligator_Pear88 4 года назад

Successful Rex Parents!!! Dora and Simon you guys rock!! 🦖💕

@andrewpenn1145 4 года назад

Appsro, you got an Araneo saddle blueprint. Araneo's are the spiders.

@L0rdShad0wz 4 года назад

Simon and Dora meet their next challenge, lighting a torch 😂

@derekstallwood3673 4 года назад

Simon and Doraleous' game progression is amazing. I absolutely love it.

@ajcalii 2 месяца назад

this page is the reason i started playing ark. such great memories just rewatching it all i find myself coming back to rewatch all their ark videos and super cuts. i now redownloaded ark and started on Valguero.

@Aztec_Warrior1 4 года назад

Binged watched all the ark videos in a month and finally caught up to the latest one. I'm really enjoying Simon and Doralingus adventure's.

@westleyroberts2964 4 года назад

Needs: dont sting me Also needs: he stung me

@Chadly99 4 года назад

RU-vid started suggesting super old Hank and Jed videos and it’s amazing, the Serious Sam one had me dying. Y’all should do skits like that every once in a while

@Kanto_Champ_Red 4 года назад

yall have no idea how much anxiety I got watching appsro put the walls up backwards..then the relief when he noticed.. PHEW

@PegasusysTarotClub 4 года назад

Simon: "It's like we know what we are doing!! ..............Annnnd I lost you......." :D

@Pomerable 4 года назад

I love how you've been playing this game for 3 years and don't know how to light a torch. X-D

@dracoveer7137 4 года назад

You are right. That is just too hilarious!

@kristiannicholson5893 4 года назад

Pretty sure they've almost always played with S+ and the S+ torches don't need fuel,just place and light like it should be in the base game.

@LikeTheBuffalo 4 года назад

That was the best Mufasa impression I have _ever_ heard. Edit: _Every_ room is a sex room.

@sebastiensauls9622 4 года назад

Getting this notification just makes the day better

@clasher138 2 года назад

10:33 see Appsro is definitely the most competent of the group because he's actually prepared. He caught on to the fact that they tend to run off cliffs

@custardcatcher5195 4 года назад

hey simmon did you notice obsidain outside off a cave! wink wink!

@Dsrikers 4 года назад

Lol you say that like he remembers that conversation. Just like I'm sure he's forgot how to remove a leech.

@custardcatcher5195 4 года назад

@@Dsrikers lol i know simon cant remember anything past his last sandwitch! the comment was ment for peeps like yourself!

@antonioayala1011 4 года назад

For the Blue Prints, build a book shelf. It only holds BPs, but can hold 100 of them. More efficient storage system. Get on it Neebs!

@frilliflove2424 4 года назад

These are like episodes of an actual TV show and I LOVE it

@GriffinCardinal 4 года назад

You guys should build a zip line from the big house to the ocean it would be awesome you you wouldn’t hav ego go down to much

@thattassiewargamer 4 года назад

There is nothing better than waking up on a weekend and watching a Neebs Gaming 7D2D or Ark video. It feels like I’m a kid again watching Saturday morning cartoons. Thanks guys. 👍

@Gamerafighter76 3 года назад

Simon and Dora got lucky and made Sal lucky with Tina so they could get a baby Rex. Looks like Neebs and Appsro are coming along with their house and having some fun along the way.

@pescadinha23 4 года назад

Dora was on fire during this episode! Great stuff. I love his jokes! 😂

@chrisklopper7777 Год назад

I don't even know how many times I've watched the arks, the 7d2ds and all the other amazing stuff you guys pull off. It's like the early simpsons. Timeless fun😁 Please put this together as another incredibly supercut. Thanks for the endless entertaining Neebs gang💜

@jonr4721 4 года назад

I look forward to these Saturday videos. Thanks guys.

@BlackCatXII1985 4 года назад

Simon & Dora: Good we have wall all around for protections, 10 minutes later, a T-Rex broke in the base. (Simon & Dora: Here we go again)

@spdutahraptor777 4 года назад

it took some while... but Dora and Simon are finally compensating for the "Double Whams" incident....I'm so proud of them

@gta6isstillcanceledsoz22 4 года назад

17:24 like that bird like started looking straight

@poisonedcupcake6860 4 года назад

Hahahaha I adore you guys! And Simon is a gamer! I'm so proud of our lil nugget.

@ChronosCooper 4 года назад

"Do you have a cigar?" Oh Simon, ya nearly killed me

@ex13sgames25 4 года назад

I don’t know why, but I found the “Hey Thick” in the first scene so funny

@sierrahp 4 года назад

I think Simon and Doraleous won the banter award today. 🤣

@raphielfabayst2115 4 года назад

Just FYI guys that you can find Otters in any pond/stream that has fish, but I found mine in the white cliffs at 76.2 by 76.0. Little lake here with Salmon and Coalacanth. Just be wary of Deinoychus. At least I find them a lot in the White Cliffs. Otters for the heat that Appsro was talking about in the first couple of minutes of the episode.