that moment when you realize that the one way to win the stage is to kill all enemies, and the only measure that matters is how fast your units do it the_beautiful_epiphany_moment
Well, allow me to introduce myself, i may be not sane as person (not because i'm some freak or horny weeb ass, but because i have some mental health problems), but i'm more than sane if we're talking about my behavior and way of thinking inside the game and fandom
I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Uncle Mlynar. I try to play SilverAsh. My Uncle deals more damage. I try to play Surtr. Mlynar deals more damage. I try to play Gavial the (not very) Invincible. Mlynar deals more damage. I don’t even try to play Passenger. I want to play Aak. His best teammate is Mlynar. I want to play Sora, Skalter - they both want Mlynar. He grabs me by the throat. I farm CE-6 for him. I cook for him. I give him Max Leveled E2. He isn’t satisfied. I just want him to block. “I don’t block enemies” He tells me. “Give me 42 seconds.” He lets the enemies go through while casually reading that damn newspaper. “You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with Fragile.” I can’t pull for Suzuran, I don’t have enough Orundum. He grabs my credit card. It declines. “Guess this is the end.” He unsheathes his sword. He says “Me ni mabushiku wa utsurumai” There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, 4k physical damage per swing. What a cruel world.
Mlynar litterally has the highest DPH in the game (other than Schwarz) alongside higher potential Total damage while dealing true damage He fucking doesnt even care about defense anymore
@@DeltafangEX Onii-chan, don't get it twisted. I got him before you. So he likes me more. I got him to 200% trust before you. So he trusts me more. I marry his niece Maria, so I'm part of his family. There is no describing our relationship as pharmaceutical war buddies.
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