ArmA: We Go Kayaking, Start A Cult & End the World - Fustercluck in ArmA 3 

"Kenneth has a nuclear mortar" *Kenneth realise he HAS a nuclear mortar* "That's why you don't reveal important data on a non private line"

I feel like kenneth was just an scp and his supporters were the chaos insurgency and the people capturing him were a mobile task force or something.

8:43 "Kenneth has found a nuclear mortar." *excited Rimmy noises*

I like how Kenneth can translate seamlessly into a chaotic neutral D&d character. I should know I’ve tried it; and I gotta say it’s hilariously fun 😂

Kenneth screams "Say hello to Kenneth" the most nicest "Hello Kenneth" is said after

Italians:you're sleeping with the fishes Australians:your going down under.....dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

Some one call the inquisition Guardsman Kenneth has started worshiping chaos

Rimmy's Kenneth vs Wade's Toby. No one will live from this encounter.

The Chaos gods smiles upon thee!

I dont know why this was recommended to me.... But my god i'm glad it was...CHAOS REIGNS!!!!!

That’s in, I’m writing an SCP draft on Kenneth.

I just read the comments and they were exactly what I was expecting. Oh say can you see By the nuclear light Oh Rockmania we hailed At the twilights last gleaming Who's men and SCP Burned through the night Over the carnage Kenneth watched As he led his cult Oh say does the banner of Rockmania yet wave Over the land of pure chaos And the home of our Kenneth

I loved the addition of the datlof song near the end :)

That was... Silly... I loved it!

Funny enough I found this video after watching joker xD as my first video from him

We need more kenneth

i came back to the video looking for the chaos reigns scene, and went right to it by clicking on bar at pretty much random wtf

Kenneth needs to return somehow

Hail Keneth o/

Kenneth: *walks pass mortar not thinking about it* Operator: be warned Kenneth found a nuclear mortar at the light house. Kenneth: *B lines for the mortar immediately* Kenneth: *destroys everything*

"things tend to get bumpy in kenneths car" *PULLS 10 SECONDS OF AIRTIME* "very bumpy"

Chaos Cultist blessed by the gods wreaks havock on a Imperial Agri World. 987.M41, colorized.

"kenneth has found a nuclear mortar at the lighthouse" well now I know the plot of far cry 5.

#BringKennethBack Also, I was dying when everyone was freaking out *"WHAT KIND OF LIGHTHOUSE DID KENNETH IN TO?!"*

I feel like kenneth was just an scp and his supporters were the chaos insurgency and the people capturing him were a mobile task force or something.

"a nuclear what now?" cracked me up.

"I'm sorry, nuclear *WHAT* "

>Green one goes fastest I’m insulted. We all know da red onez go fasta!

Please have an SCP op with Kenneth as the mission objective

SCP-000 Code-name: Kenneth Class: Keter Containment Protocols: SCP-000 is to be "Contained" to Island referred to by SCP-000 as "Rockmania". While this is considered to be a containment, it truly has no effect on SCP-000, in that he appears to be able to leave whenever he truly desires. However, if left to his own devices, he will simply stay in place, and keep his abilities to himself. It should be noted that SCP-000 has been known to leave unexpectedly, and agents are hereby ordered to flee at the first sign of SCP-000 when he does so. Due to SCP-000's threat level, all efforts of research upon SCP-000 are to be halted indefinitely. To reinstate research, one must be of Level 4(four) security, and have the permission of 8(eight) 05 members. It is to be noted that the permission of 05-11 is no longer acceptable, due to past failures involving SCP-000. Description: Kenneth appears to be a man in his 20's-30's, appearing to be of Oceanic descent. It should be noted that Kenneth is certainly older than this, as there are reports dating from the war of 1898 of Kenneth. Kenneth is known to speak primarily English, though it is also believed that he knows more languages than this. Should someone speak to Kenneth for longer than 2-minutes, there is a high likelihood of them being converted to his cause, which seems to be in spreading Chaos wherever he decides. Kenneth seems to have a strange affect upon the surrounding fabric of reality. Should Kenneth feel stressed in any way, or angry, or sad, or any emotion other than joy, the very fabric of reality appears to rip, allowing actions that should be impossible to occur. These rips can range from a vehicle falling through the ground to spontaneous explosions around Kenneth, to the sudden creation of matter. Kenneth does not seem to have any control over these rips, and appears to be as confused by them as we are. Nevertheless, it appears that Kenneth is immune to any of these rips, either through luck, or an instinctive control over these rips that he is not aware of. It should be noted that Kenneth is deemed to be immortal, as he is able to walk away from any "wound" after 30 seconds of waiting. Should he be seen to be dead, he will rise again, completely healed, after 5 seconds. Kenneth seems to be able to grant anyone this ability, though he can also take it away. This may be part of how he is able to convert agents to his "Cult of Kenneth", though it is too early to tell. Kenneth is known to randomly leave Island "Rockmania" to enter these "games" that he refers to as "ArmA 3 ops". It is unknown where he goes when he enters these, though he takes the entirety of his "Cult of Kenneth" with him. Attempts to infiltrate these games have ended in either immediate termination of the agents, or the conversion of the agents into the "Cult of Kenneth". Video logs recovered from the terminated agents shows Kenneth and his cult taking part in "wargames", where he takes part in large-scale battles with other Keter class SCP's, such as [DATA PURGED].

Has to be the best RP ive ever seen. A former marine loses his shit while soldiers try to capture him and calm him down. Kenneth gets progressively more destructive and dangerous, and gathering a group of helpers that save him from capture. Eventually they decide that their only option is to kill Kenneth, which somehow repeatedly fails. Eventually he nukes everything. He's later found on his rock, and is strafed by an A10, still somehow surviving. Where is he now? Most likely still contained on his rock. Nobody is to ever go within visual range of the rock, or it may send him into another rampage

Nobody: Kenneth: *launches nukes from lighthouse*

Radio 1: Kenneth has collaborators. Radio 2: So whatcha gonna do? Cult of Kenneth member 42: Alalalalalalala * kamikazes into airborne helo *

Your shrines will burn, your streets run with blood, your false idols shattered, your people slaughtered by the thousands, your very planet torn apart… all in the name of KENNETH!!! LONG LIVE KENNETH!!! LONG LIVE ROCKMANIA!!!

Kenneth needs to be a permanent part of Rimmy’s chacter that is like apart of his split personality. Also WTF

rockmania broke before Keneth did ROCKMANIA STANDS!!!!!

Okay... WHERE CAN I GET MORE KENNETH?

Did I just hear *CHAOS REIGNS* ?! Smash that Exterminatus Button

Kenneth:Kenneth thinks it's a normal lighthouse Radio:Kenneth is at the lighthouse with a nuclear mortar Radio:a nuclear what ? Kenneth:Kenneth think it's time for revenge

i don't know who Kenneth is but I like his style

We would be kayaking they said. It would be fun they said. It would be a calm bonding experience they said. All I see is CHAOS

SCP- Kenneth Class: Euclid Description: Kenneth is an aggressive human male that always speaks in third person and has an ability to persuade people to his cause. Usually when in proximity with Kenneth the fabric of reality begins to “break” Special contaminate producers: Run has far away as you can!!! Edit: I wasn’t expecting so many likes thanks

Rockmania, a sovereign nation run by the great Kenneth

Finding Kenneth the movie has shortly became my new favorite video

I was so drastically confused at this...why can’t I also be Rimmys friend.

If I don't get a animated version of this I will personally destroy RU-vid

And this ladies and gentlemen is why I played ArmA. Not for the "realistic" military experience, but for shenanigans! The cheeky and fun kind, not the cruel and tragic kind!

M'lord i have found in the scriptures of old the true name of the God-Emperor! realy you have? you must tell me it! His name...his name is Kenneth! I hear his name and it is glourious, may all in the imperium hail to the God-Emperor, hail to Kenneth *HAIL KENNETH INTENSIFIES*

Please make this a thing. One side is the SCP Foundation and needs to put Kenneth back into containment, whereas the other side is the Chaos Insurgency, who needs to extract Kenneth.

I love how at 2:40 you hear a worried “Kenneth...” and then everything goes wrong.

"Kenneth was a driver for the Marines...in _Guam."_ Considering Guam is a supremely mountainous area with many cliffs and very few beaches, that is impressive.

Scp Kenneth Class: keter(apolloyon pending) Status: on a kayak, on island code named rockmania with his disciples. Kenneth is reality bender, coninto hazard, and bends others passively to his will. Kenneth can be convinced to stop xk class events for the future of rockmania and her people. Do not aporch, antonogize, or interact with Kenneth. Either immediate termination, or left to Rockmania will. Adement 1: placement of Kenneth near the flesh that hates, is on permanent and concurrent diffent no. Last event burn 1/10 of Siberia classified as a metor/wild fire, xk class event was stopped but the Russian government has put an an order of seizure, for test and termination. Amendment 2: Kenneth is forever banned from site 19. Amendment 3: Dr Bright/ all outside thinking doctors are banned from Kenneth after a near xk class event coded Named Brights Birth Day party. Amendment 4: Kenneth is not related to any Bright or foundation staff. Please stop the the betting pool Bright, we know its you. Amendment 5: As of the last near xk class event at site 13, Code named oh god everything burning ITS A GOOD PAIN. Site 13 has left our reality to recover, and Bright is banned from any sentence that starts or contains as the following; I have an Idea, Lets use Kenneth, on Site 13, record him and other monster, fighting each other, make a metric fuck ton of money, Kenneth, Kenneth's Spc number current or changed, my brother from rockmania, Rockmania, lets go Kayaking.

Just do a Kenneth SCP Containment breach op now, has to be done

The best part of watching these videos is seeing you improve at editing and putting a video together.

SCP 000 or Kenneth as he likes is an immortal being to be called shall be monitored at all times and in case of Kenneth escaping all guards shall be assigned to bringing Kenneth back if he were to escape the first thing he will do is to make a cult almost instantly and will kill all who stands in Kenneth’s way LONG LIVE ROCKMANIA AND LONG LIVE KENNETH.

Rimmy/Kenneth: "ROCKMANIA LIVES! ROCKMANIA FOREVER!" Also Rimmy: *has the datlof national anthem playing in the background*

When you realises this just the really sad story of a vet with PTSD being subject to abuse and ridicule, who snaps and goes mad before being tracked down by military forces seeking to detain him, but is rescued by his comrades. He proceeds to be hunted by the military and eventually causes a disaster leading to the mass deaths of both Kenneth, military and civilian members and the local wildlife.

The Moment everyone hears he words "Nuclear" and "Kenneth" in the same sentence they lose their minds

Here's the story of Rockmania, A land both fair and great on the 27 of March an independent state this was much against the wishes of certain governments Whose soldiers tried to break Kenneth down and make him repent

“All units, all units, Kenneth has found a nuclear mortar at the light house” is the same energy as “The Slayer has control of the BFG”

"Kenneth's here on work"

Did I hear Datlof in the background 9:43

SCP - 5326 - Object Class - Euclid : Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5326 Is to be kept in a High Risk humanoid containment and to be guarded at all times, Personnel staying near SCP - 5326 must be rotated every month (See Addendum 5326-A) | | Description | | SCP - 5326 is a 5'9 ft White Caucasian Male ranging about the age of [REDACTED], Terrain, objects, and Carbon Beings within a ten feet of SCP - 5326 Seem to ' ' Break the laws of physics ' ' Examples including Terrain displacement and carbon Dismemberment.Requests to change SCP - 5326 into a Reality Bender Catagory is to be directed to the 05 council Agent [EXPUNGED]. SCP - 5326 causes humans within a 5 Kilometer Radius to attempt to break him out, Any Carbons Effected by this are to be named SCP 5326 - 2. SCP - 5326 Has been heard in his containment cell Whispering to himself about an apparent ' ' Rockmania ' ' And ' ' Kennethmania ' ' When asked about these curls up into the fetal position and attempts to make nearby personnel think that he has been terminated. SCP - 5326 requests for guns are to be granted, though he may only have blank rounds or riot darts. Addendum - 5326-1 Personnel nearby SCP - 5326 for 31 day have been reported to have mental instability, though testing has concluded it can be cured with class D- anesthetics. Addendum - 2 [DATA EXPUNGED] |||| 05 Council Note - Anyone trying to make an Addendum here should go through a Mental Scan beforehand Addendum - 3 A group of 5 SCP-5326-2 have gathered around SCP - 5326 Cell, SCP - 5326 - 2 Were chanting ' ' Rockmania Lives!' ' Satanical Quotes, And several other unidentified Languages before they were shot down. MTF Guards state that instances of SCP - 5326-2 had knowledge of Krav-maga and Guerrilla Warfare. \ \ End Log / / (If anyone at all has any tips on what I should add, subtract, or rewrite in this, please let me know)

Country roads the national anthem of rockmania

Sounds like a great kayaking trip

How can I get a Rockmania citizenship

Kenneth has been granted Thaumiel Classification and is only to be approached by 04 Personal under 05 Command. Kenneth is only to be used in Rural or Sub-Urban Areas due to risk of colateral damage to citizens nearby.

I am surprised no one said "What's the Frequency Kenneth."

Kenneth, the Forbidden One, has broken containment Oh noes

SovirtWomble hasnt uploaded in forever this will do lol

This should be a series "adventures of kenneth"

Rockmania: gets disrespected Mountain: has excavator in it Kennith: Oh me, Oh my... it appears a crime has been committed.

This has been pretty much cops and robbers, except its hunt down the mad man Amazing

4:13 “Kenneth can see, look. Chaos reigns, chaos reigns, AVE IMPERIA, *CHAOS REIGNS.”*

Scp-5000 Object class: Keter Special containment procedures: Object is to be kept on the island of [redacted] and is to be kept under constant surveillance via drones and long range infrared and normal cameras. Under no circumstances is SCP - 5000 to be contacted, any attempt to do so will result in immediate termination. SCP - 5000 is not to come into contact with any projectile based weaponry or vehicles of any kind, orders are to go to code black in the event of a containment breach and deploy all Mobile Task Force units to contain SCP - 5000. A Five kilometer cordon is to be maintained around the island to protect civilians from SCP-5000's corruptive influence and deter travel to the island. Description: SCP - 5000 is the appearance of a white male standing at an average height of 5 foot, 10 inches. It is bald and has no anomalous properties regarding its appearance. It is seen wearing a red Firefighter high visibility suit and a set of Christmas reindeer antlers on the top of his head (any changes in appearance no matter how small is to be reported to Dr. [REDACTED] immediately), its speech resembles a Male typical of a 20 year old Australian and talks in the third person, referring itself to the name of "Kenneth". Subject is highly manipulative and has succeeded in starting a cult, all members are designated SCP-5000-1 - SCP-5000-7 and have been terminated. Scp-5000 also is seen to have survived multiple gunshot wounds, Acute Radiation Syndrome, and three nuclear blasts (see Incident Report SCP-5000 - 004 for more details). SCP-5000 has a unique ability to tune radios to military and HAM frequencies and speak to nearby military units, conversations include stories about its time serving in the Australian Navy (see addendum 1a for transcript) although upon checking military records, no record of SCP-5000 actually exist. Incident report SCP - 5000 - 001: Location: [REDACTED] date of log: []\[][]\[][][][] SCP-5000 was spotted on a rock by locals attending a kayaking lesson off [REDACTED] beach off the island of [REDACTED]. According to eyewitness accounts it was seen brandishing a world war two era anti-tank weapon threatening anybody who violated the territory of "Rockmania" with "being blown up with a Panzerfaust." The object then proceeded to fire the weapon into the on looking crowd as a warning. MTF units Nine Tailed Fox and Caliban were mobilised to the area to contain the threat but no traces of SCP - 5000 were to be found, all witnesses were given class C amnestics and the water was cleaned up of all human remains left by the blast. Incident report SCP - 5000 - 002: Location: [REDACTED] date of log: []\[][]\[][][][] SCP - 5000 was spotted again moving towards a local resident's Red SUV and stealing it for [REDACTED] and proceeded to drive west towards a cliff taking two hostages with him. SCP - 5000 was heard talking in third person about reality breaking, babbling incoherently about an excavator in the aforementioned cliff. MTF Nine Tailed Fox moved into the area and found traces of SCP-5000 approximately 1 mile from the cliffs. Traces were of the following: Overturned red SUV. It is presumed that SCP-5000 ran on foot to a location to the north. Incident report SCP - 5000 - 003: Location: [REDACTED] date of log: []\[][]\[][][][] SCP-5000 was apprehended by MTF Caliban and transported to LZ Alpha. Before they could place SCP-5000 into the containment cell aboard the CH-47 it was rescued by members of his cult (identified as SCP-5000-1 - SCP-5000-7). SCP-5000 proceeded to remove a LAW anti tank launcher and shoot down the oncoming CH-47, all the crew were reported KIA in the crash along with all the members of MTF Caliban. Incident report SCP - 5000 - 004: Location: [REDACTED] date of log: []\[][]\[][][][] SCP-5000 was seen by the lighthouse approximately two hours and three minutes after the rescue made by the cult. SCP-5000 was seen to be in possession of a Nuclear Mortar. All MTF units and Foundation personnel were ordered to evacuate the island. At approximately [][]:[][] hours SCP-5000 proceeded to fire the mortar shells at random, causing all the nearby towns and villages to be destroyed by the nuclear mortar shells. All population of the island were relocated to a refugee triage centre for treatment of Acute Radiation Sickness and burns. All members of the so-called "Cult of Kenneth" were terminated in the multiple nuclear blasts. Addendum 1a: Following transcript involves a recording of a local military radio frequency. SCP-5000: [shouting] say hello to Kenneth! SSGT [REDACTED]: this is a restricted channel, how did you get on here? SCP-5000: [appears to have suddenly calmed his voice down] Kenneth used to drive for the Marines, in Guam. It's like 'Nam, but with a G. SSGT [REDACTED]: All units change frequency, I got to find a way to get this [EXPLETIVE EXPUNGED] wacko off our frequencies. The following transcript ends with static. The soldiers on the radio frequency were given class C amnestics and relocated to mainland [REDACTED] for further medical assessment.

Kenneth, King of Rockmamia! No assassin can defeat master Kenneth of Rockmania! Kenneth master of Destruction and Chaos, *CHAOS REIGNS!!!*

1:02 “If Kennith keeps speaking in the third person then Kennith is going to find himself at the bottom of the ocean” *”Kennith would like to see you try that”* “Many have tried before not even Kennith can succeed. He keeps getting stopped by his own morality”

9:12 SCP Kenneth triggered the memetic effect of SCP RTGame!

SCP-Kenneth Object class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-Kenneth-1 and instances of SCP-Kenneth-2 are currently living on a small rocky island [REDACTED] meters off of the cost of [REDACTED] which SCP-Kenneth-1 has called Rockmania. Nobody is allowed to enter the containment zone around Rockmania. If somebody tries to enter the containment zone around Rockmania they are to be executed on site. Neither SCP-Kenneth-1 nor any instances of SCP-Kenneth-2 are allowed to leave Rockmania. If SCP-Kenneth-1 is to attempt to leave Rockmania, taskforce "Cadian XXth" is to go up to SCP-Kenneth-1 unarmed and ask him to go back Rockmania. If SCP-Kenneth-1 says no then a member of the Cadian XXth is to start telling a long, convoluted, and ultimately meaningless story to SCP-Kenneth-1, at some point SCP-Kenneth-1 will interject and start telling one of his own stories. Then a member of the Cadian XXth will ask to listen to the story at Rockmania, SCP-Kenneth-1 and any instances of SCP-Kenneth-2 following him should then head back to Rockmania, which taskforce Cadian XXth will simply not follow. If instance of SCP-Kenneth-2 are to attempt to leave Rockmania without SCP-Kenneth-1, they are to be destroyed on site. Once a week all staff have to undergo a thorough test to determine if they are under the effect of the cognitohazard create by SCP-Kenneth-1. If an instance of SCP-Kenneth-3 is to appear then taskforce Cadian XXth is to go to it, and either destroy it if it is a potentially dangerous object like a cannon or bring it closer to Kenneth if it is deemed not dangerous. If SCP-Kenneth-1 is to break containment then taskforce Cadian XXth are to retreat and are absolutely under no circumstance to engage SCP-Kenneth-1, after SCP-Kenneth-1's rampage or reason to leave Rockmania is over then it will return to Rockmania. Description: SCP-Kenneth-1 appears to be a Caucasian humanoid male appearing in his 20-30's named Kenneth wearing a red body suit, a pink Kevlar vest, and a Christmas reindeer antler hat. SCP-Kenneth-1 only speaks in the third person. SCP-Kenneth-1 claims to have served in the marines and was stationed in Guam, however do to the fact that the only citizenship he has had beside Rockmania is in Australia, these claims are unlikely. SCP-Kenneth-1's clothes are anomalous in the fact that they can regenerate. SCP-Kenneth-1 appears to be functionally immortal. He doesn't age. He can also be extremely tough such as when he was shot with a minigun at point black range and came out unscathed, though it is believed that he has to consciously decide to become hard to kill as he was also wounded with a standard 9mm handgun. If an entity of SCP-Kenneth-1 is actually destroyed a new SCP-Kenneth-1 with the same memories will appear within a [REDACTED] kilometre radius away from Rockmania. SCP-Kenneth-1 is also a cognitohazard to people within [REDACTED] kilometres of him. This cognitohazard will place people under his control and make them completely loyal to him. The effect cannot be removed once it has taken full effect. The chances of falling under SCP-Kenneth-1's control is noted as being extremely inconstant and it affects each individual differently. Those that are under SCP-Kenneth-1's control are to be classified as SCP-Kenneth-2. As of [REDACTED] SCP-Kenneth-1 can "break" reality which creates chaos at seemingly random within a [REDACTED] kilometre radius around him. SCP-Kenneth-1 will actively leave Rockmania to seek them out, breaking his own self containment. The chaotic objects that he creates are collectively known as SCP-Kenneth-3. Addendum: SCP-Kenneth-1 appears to be extremely lucky. It is unknown whether or not this is similar to his hardness to kill, reality breaking in his favor, or just coincidence. Absolutely no weapons that are big enough to fire tactical nuclear ordinance are allowed even remotely near SCP-Kenneth-1 do to the [DATA EXPUNGED] event. Also all towns within [REDACTED] Kilometres of Rockmania have been forcefully evacuated. Change from Euclid class to Keter class granted do to containment breach [REDACTED], [DATA EXPUNGED], and [DATA EXPUNGED] events. Absolutely do not attack SCP-Kenneth-1. Change of Classification from Keter to Apollyon is pending .

As much as I like the colour green, we all know that red makes you go fast.

SCP-327 Subject: Kenneth Description: This is Dr. Rezee, this is the information found from SCP-327. Subject appears to be a regular human. His mind is quite peculiar though, he seems to have memories of a war that he has no possible way of being apart of. He also seems to speak in the third person and nothing else, we have no recorded information of him ever speaking in the first person. The subject seems to be anger prone when someone has wronged him, or to be more specific, when he has wronged them and they take revenge. We found it best to go along with the "Adventure" the subject is taking us on. Kenneth is the most dangerous, even for being a mere human, he has the ability to cause disasters. We have not found how he does this nor a way to stop him, merely we control the damage done. Kenneth has made many enemies but Kenneth counters this by having subordinates. Kenneth has mde many allies, we have questioned many but they say their sole purpose is to help Kenneth. We can not get more out of them. Kenneth has been very cooperative with these studies as we analyze him. I think he is just a regular man put in a bad situation. Dr. Rezee thinks hes just innocent and must be let out. Dr. Rezee thinks he has done nothing wrong. DR. REZEE THINKS HE HAS SHOWN US LIFE. DR. REZEE THINKS HE MUCST BE FREE! CHAOS REIGNS! CHAOS REIGNS! KENNETH SHALL BRING US THE WORLD! KENNETH SHALL SAVE US A- *recording ends*

Uh...... Rimmy, Me and a bunch of people on this chat app decided to make a cult, who worship Kenneth as their god...... So....... *ALL HAIL KENNETH AND THE SOVEREIGNTY OF ROCKMANIA!*

SCP-11514, nicknamed "Kenneth" Class: Keter Description: Kenneth is a male, preferably around 30, has ginger hair, and a brown goatee, Kenneth speaks in third person and is very aggressive, he can be aggravated and will try to convince people into joining his group called "Cult of Kenneth", he is unable to be killed due to an nuclear mortar. Special Containment Procedures: Kenneth is contained in a large, 2,600 square feet box, filled twenty-five percent with water, with a large rock in the middle called "Rockmania", if he breaches containment, do not try to shoot him down, as he cannot be hurt by bullets, if he has anything that could do harm, retreat, as he can kill anyone that gets in his way.

scp kenneth has breached containment. He is very intelligent, knows how to use modern armament and influences the surrounding personel to fight with him. Mission Objective Updated: seek and destroy kenneth

REMEMBER ROCKMANIA, ITS LEGEND WILL LIVE ON OUR LANDS THEY TAKE, OUR HEADS ON STAKES BUT OUR KENNETH BEATS EVER ON!

Kenneth: Green is fastest Orks: wot Are wez som kinda joke to yuz m8

Did anyone notice the one guy at 8:50 say "i'd like kenneth to try" after kenneth said "i will end you all!", just to get blown up by a nuke in the next secs? XD

hahaha. I wasn't the one that said Fuck You Kenneth at 3:20 Rimmy. Thanks for that one :P

Anyone else want a sequel to this? "Rockmania 2: The return of Kenneth"

My sobbing was real.

1:41 kenneth now opens fire -fires rocket- Guy on boat: Oh shit -dead-

I love how chaotic the dialog turns as soon as they mention the nuke. If they never said that, things would still be fine

Soap's last words: Thanos knows Kenneth

So, reading through the comments I noticed some people saying that Kenneth was wrong in that the green kayak is fastest, while that may be true for us mere men, Kenneth is a whole different... being, if Kenneth willed it so then any colour would be fastest

@6:18 kenneth went dbz abridged vegeta with his voice

0:56 *_I gotta get one of those..._* ⚙

Kenneth is basically armed rtgames

I like how Kenneth didn't know about that the mortar was nuclear and gone for the tank but a guy basically ended the world saying that there IS a nuclear mortar. "A nuclear *WHAT?"*

Clearly this is them just playing the Chaos edition of the 40k mod

hearts of iron 4 old world blues enclave got updated it added the reformists it is a massive National Focus tree