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A surgeon is about to perform surgery when he realises his patient is his former bullying PE teacher, he cannot resist the opportunity to unnerve him.
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@LeonEvans_Guyver1 Год назад

"Ooooohhhh I remember yooouuuu" is quite possibly the most perfectly delivered line ever recorded 😂👍❤️

@quattordicimontenapoleone3113 9 месяцев назад

"You were my PE teacher" - it transcends borders to know where the sketch will go from there on.

@milcahman327 Год назад

Literally every PE teacher in the 70/80/90s.

@PetroicaRodinogaster264 7 месяцев назад

even earlier it was worse. Now teachers are held accountable.b

@Insanitypants80 2 года назад

"You'll be pleased to see that I an wearing the correct uniform this afternoon." 😄

@o.b.7217 2 года назад

That's the only flaw I see in this skit. As far as I am aware, they do all the operations before noon _(well, they start them before noon - depending on the operation, they can last long into the afternoon/evening)._

@zapkvr 10 месяцев назад

@@o.b.7217not mine. I had brain surgery in 2013

@martm216 5 лет назад

'Oh yes. I remember youuu . . .'

@starsnstuff842 4 года назад

Oh god I wish I could turn the tables on my old PE teacher like that,nearly 50 years ago but still bitter.

@billklatsch5058 Год назад

Oh boi i hope i can live rent free in some guys niggin for 50yrs someday...

@Greg-ii6nq 10 месяцев назад

He's dead, go piss on his grave, which probably doesn't exist as he only exists in your memories now...

@TheA8lee 7 лет назад

''In this case, all work and no play makes Jack a Fellow of the Royal College of Surgeons...''

@seymourskinner2533 3 года назад

Best line ever

@Fluvance Год назад

Thank you, I bloody watched it too, you twat

@TheA8lee Год назад

@@Fluvance And do you, too, think it's the best line ever

@manchestermikec Год назад

Cried with laughter at that 😂😂😂

@therealxunil2 10 месяцев назад

That’s it. Just repeat what you hear.

@christopherpeden1124 6 лет назад

Rediscovering all their stuff via RU-vid pure brilliance

@FrankieTeardrop1998 Год назад

We all have that one teacher that we want to do this to if we met them again.

@peterwhite7468 11 месяцев назад

More than one

@FrankieTeardrop1998 11 месяцев назад

@@peterwhite7468 Yes more actually.

@zapkvr 10 месяцев назад

Hell yeah

@YouTube_hates_my_name 10 месяцев назад

Oh yes....I hit my pervy PE teacher in the nuts with a 100+mph tennis serve for calling me a crap player ( I was county level) 20 years later, he joined my tennis club, saw me, and went white as a sheet 😂😂😂

@peterwhite7468 10 месяцев назад

@@RU-vid_hates_my_name 😁

@iainhunneybell Год назад

Utterly, utterly brilliant

@TheCatBilbo 3 года назад

Always be nice to people... because a) it's the right thing to do & b) you never know what the future holds!

@TPRM1 11 месяцев назад

People always say, “Be nice to people on your way up, because you might meet them on the way down.“ Personally, I think a more apt motto would be, “Be nice to people on _their_ way up, because you might meet them when they’re at the top!”

@robleary3353 Год назад

Back in the day we all had one of those 'sadistic' PE teachers!. 🤣

@timdowney6721 3 года назад

Twenty six years. Easy to forget, isn’t it? Twenty seven in September. 😱😱😱

@AlanHope2013 3 года назад

To be fair, the anniversary would always be in September.

@o.b.7217 2 года назад

@@AlanHope2013 To be honest, I expected him to continue the "26 years" bit with something like: "...four months and three days".

@krashd Год назад

@@AlanHope2013 How so? We have no way of knowing when he last saw that teacher.

@cacauldr 5 лет назад

Such great delivery of lines! Rowan Atkinson's earliest stage performances came to mind. Very similar I think..

@AlanHope2013 3 года назад

It's very British. Fawlty does it too.

@paulroberts3639 2 года назад

Brilliant. As an ex teacher I always hide from my former students..

@cooltrades7469 6 месяцев назад

Guess you should enquire what's the name of the surgeon ...in case you ever need surgery ;))). Anesthetist too , I would advice :)

@sands7779 Год назад

You were my PE teacher - sharp rise in ominous tone 😂

@cw1967 3 года назад

Hilarious. I'm a physician and one of my patients is my old history teacher..... Ironic as we have history!!!

@JonSmith-cx7gr 3 года назад

Ironic indeed. As he he is soon to be ....... history. Edit: Many Many ways to make it look like natural cuases. Many ways.

@lilliankeane5731 Год назад

“Kill him”😂.

@zapkvr0101 Год назад

Not irony

@o.b.7217 2 года назад

*You always meet twice* Take notes, kids - that goes for your schoolyard bullies as well. Isn't that comforting to know?

@krashd Год назад

Similar to a saying in business, "Those you meet on the way up you will see again on the way down." as a warning about stepping on people.

@dlkdyscot 11 месяцев назад

@@krashdvery wise

@oscarbear1043 8 месяцев назад

Yes and it can be a humbling experience for them.

@napalmslayer 2 года назад

Now imagine if you had a school bully's life in your hands...

@o.b.7217 2 года назад

You mean "premature death", right? That's what I'd have in my hands...

@zapkvr 10 месяцев назад

Make it look like an accident

@thePronto 3 года назад

That was *my* PE teacher. I hope you "took good care" of him.

@zapkvr0101 Год назад

This needs to happen every day.

@jfirebaugh 10 месяцев назад

My granddad went to his 50 year high school reunion. There was a retired teacher there that my granddad held a grudge against all those years. He went up to him, introduced himself and told him "If you were 20 years younger, I'd kick your ass!" and walked off.

@OLDMANTEA Год назад

This is gold

@Pagliacci_Rex 3 месяца назад

"Surely they wouldn't do something unethical...or would they." Will be running through his mind as he enters cardiac arrest, lol.

@thedolphin5428 10 месяцев назад

Such a clever construction and script.

@thomasjoyce1487 3 года назад

Wonderful Remembrance and vengeance combined.

@jimmynyarlathotep6857 7 лет назад

This is like the short story 'Britva' by Vladimir Nabokov

@zomgseriosuly 10 лет назад

hahahaha lmao @ 1:43. Beautiful.

@VerityFraser 3 года назад

My PE teacher was rather nice, actually. Right up until the day I came out. Then he never spoke a word to me again.

@o.b.7217 2 года назад

Well, as long as that was all he did. That's basically a non issue. The real @ssholes start to bully you at that point.

@kayemurley Год назад

I'm sorry that happened to you.

@zapkvr 10 месяцев назад

People are idiots.

@ChucklesMcGurk 5 месяцев назад

I had an English teacher in high school who picked me up at a local pub and took me back to his place, where he proceeded to fondle his boyfriend in front of me, in the hope of exciting me into a threesome I suppose. I was too drunk to know what was happening and I wasn't gay either, so he gave up and took me home. Good teacher, fun class, never knew he was gay.

@matbroomfield 4 года назад

Brilliant!

@dineshapunchihewa1228 Год назад

I loved it

@alisonbryant5799 3 года назад

Me: Oh no, I bet the anesthetist is going to be Lardy. Surgeon: Here's the anesthetist Mr Hardy. I love it when you can see the inevitability in a joke.

@Insanitypants80 2 года назад

The other one that has you knowing where it is going but still laugh your socks off is Mitchell & Webb's "Brain Surgeon" sketch. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-THNPmhBl-8I.html

@peterc.1419 10 месяцев назад

The guy who dopes the patients is a doctor. The surgeons in the UK get called Mr. UK is a weird place, they still have lords and sirs. Outdated and will probably change when more non whites have more to say.

@robappleby583 6 лет назад

So true. Still, it was all character forming.

@mhairimaclaren8063 3 года назад

They're ace !!

@atraxuswraithe6031 7 лет назад

Two people so far are abusive PE Teachers...

@alexinabox6931 5 лет назад

13 now. Those poor children.

@crs2385 2 года назад

@@alexinabox6931 Children are wee shits these days.

@bordersw1239 10 месяцев назад

Reminds me of my P.E teacher -W#nker Watson. Unfortunately someone got hold of a ladder and wrote ‘W#nker Watson’ in 6 foot high letters high up on our outside gym wall - it could be seen for miles around. Took several months before the headmaster had it removed - I think he also thought Watson was a ‘W#nker’.

@stephenreeds3632 7 месяцев назад

Headteachers of Grammar Schools often loathed and despised PE teachers. Most of mine were OK except one poisonous little Welsh man....they always seem to be Welsh. He also ran the CCF which you had to be in or he'd "make it hot for you in the school." All pretending to be soldiers....quite pathetic.

@sswildworld 2 года назад

nice !

@andrewphillips9391 5 лет назад

Revenge is a dish best served cold, as the Klingons say

@tonycavanagh1929 7 лет назад

LOL ace,

@cooltrades7469 6 месяцев назад

The rubber gloves snapping told a lot of things about the doctors intentions . Accidenta ...may happen :))).

@oscarbear1043 8 месяцев назад

I used to get out PE by using asthma as an excuse, I didn’t have it but a friend did they seemed to be scared of it. They used to send me to library for the afternoon which was heaven. Eventually they made do “the run” but I found that if went out the school front gate and went left instead of right waited down a side street and joined the stragglers as they came home, you had to remember to puff a lot otherwise teach would wise up.

@VonBlade 6 лет назад

1:02 is the single greatest fuck you in any comedy sketch ever.

@inkofscholars 11 лет назад

hahaaha v creative idea

@RalphBrooker-gn9iv 11 месяцев назад

Geoffrey Palmer. Treasure.

@sexobscura 6 лет назад

*You can laugh, but this actually happened to a friend of mine.*

@martm216 5 лет назад

Never?! Do tell . . . 😏

@glenn9683 5 лет назад

No it didn't

@RealityCheck6T9 4 года назад

That sounds specific enough to be convincing

@o.b.7217 2 года назад

@sexobscura: "this actually happened to a friend of mine." --- You mean the "being bullied in PE" part? Yeah, that happened to a lot of people. Nothing to write home about, really.

@omarr.dasilva9530 10 месяцев назад

revenge kkkkkkk

@Nounismisation 9 лет назад

Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@alan-sk7ky Год назад

We had a mr Hastead, PE teacher can you guess what he was called behind his back ? And yes he was, very. 😡

@dannydorko7075 Год назад

Why did his accent change

@mostfunnestchannel Год назад

Apex of comedy! Phillis Blunt was mine, racist teacher failed me for being latino.

@zapkvr0101 Год назад

Its a minor quibble but it has been my very recent experience that you would not meet your surgeon for the very first time as you are being wheeled into surgery. I dont know. Maybe the NHS is diff

@peterc.1419 10 месяцев назад

Don't know what the surgeon is doing with the syringe either. Oh and what's a double blind study? Two surgeons reading an ECG.

@zapkvr 10 месяцев назад

@@peterc.1419A double blind study is when you have the test group and the control group. The members of the groups dont know which theyre in. Neither do the people conducting the study. And thanks for your question

@peterc.1419 10 месяцев назад

@@zapkvr Sigh. Obviously that's what a double blinded study is LITERALLY. But in medicine we have a running joke and that is that surgeons are useless at medicine, and being bad at reading ECGs as evidenced by two surgeons reading the same ECG being a double blind study - as the saying also goes the blind lead the blind, is an old joke. Note that medicine is not surgery in case you want to be really pedantic. I suppose you are not medically trained or surgically trained?

@peterc.1419 10 месяцев назад

@@zapkvr Next time you interact with a physician (a doctor who specialises in treating illness medically) or a surgeon (a doctor who specialises in treating illness surgically) tell them my joke, I guarantee that they will get it. And they will not correct you.

@ChucklesMcGurk 5 месяцев назад

@@peterc.1419 Surgeons don't need to be good at medicine, they are just there to make you sicker than you were before. They get paid more than GPs because they are better at it