@@tinycockjock1967 I stood up the Commanding General's son one time back in high school, because I genuinely forgot we were supposed to have lunch together in the cafeteria.
Colonel, colonel, he's a sucker, I'm gonna...😃 Ah, memories. In Panama, Fort Davis, C/4-10, we had a 1sg's 16 yr old daughter, built like a, you get the idea. She'd come down and watch PT. We'd watch her, and never, ever, say anything. Top's daughter was super cute, but still Top's daughter.
We ran past the command building in Chicago singing, "Master Chief Master Chief where you at, drop the jelly doughnut and burn some fat." Needless to say, we got in trouble and only sang it once!😂
that's because the US Army and I assume every other military is made up of the people of that country, and all strata. I served with rich and poor soldiers, smart, and dumb, funny, and not funny, etc.
@@gibbsm After spending time with the Saudi and Kuwaiti Armies, and seeing videos of the shenanigan's in the Russian, Finnish, and German armies- I can confirm every military is the same.
I feel you there! Prior to retirement - the ONLY cadences I liked hearing were a couple that were called by one of my favorite NCO’s who’s just gotten out of 2-75 INF. Let’s just say if it wasn’t for his tab and scroll - he and the rest of us would have gotten in some trouble - as he was calling “Ranger Cadences”. 😂🇺🇸
@@The-Shadow-Realm Miss hearing the few Ranger cadences I got to experience in Airborne, I’m convinced they create them based on their own accomplishments. “When I was a little boy Mom got me a brand new toy Was a GI Joeeee Combat gear from head to toe When I was 17 Got myself some Army greens And a tan berrretttt Airborne rangers lead the way Mama, mama don’t you cry Your son there’s not gonna die And it won’t be long Til I (Hey) Til I (Hey) Til I go (whoaaaa) back home”
Years later, I would find out that I couldn't sing cadence, and run at the same time was because I had asthma, and I just fucking hated running, and cadences for the most part.
C-130 rollin' down the strip! Blew a tire and the motherfucker flipped! C-130 ain't flyin' today! Air Force pilot went UA! Colonel's got a mission he needs to complete! Picked up the phone sittin' at his feet! Thought for a second, said "What the heck!" Dialed 1-800-LEATHERNECK!
Hey-ey Army! Sandbaggin' Army! Hop in your tanks and follow me! US Marine Corps infantry! Hey-ey Air Force! Low-flyin' Air Force! Gas up your planes and follow me! US Marine Corps infantry! Hey-ey Navy! Taxi-cabbin' Navy! Load up your ships and follow me! US Marine Corps infantry! Hey-ey Coast Guard! Puddle-pirate Coast Guard! Batten your RHIBs and follow me! US Marine Corps infantry!
My CSM is the GOAT when it comes to a cadence. I swear you have never heard a more manly and glorious belch of raw 11B Airborne ranger Drill Sergeant Energy. FYI he’s the same NCO from the “Do NOT order Pizza to the LAND NAV SITE!!!” Tiktok
Got a 62yo Recon from the 82nd Airborne "The ole Eighty-Deuce" in the shop I work at. Everybody just calls him "Corporal" Hasn't stopped training since his first day of basic - still runs around the building double-time, constantly bouncing a ball off the walls and floors and catching it to keep his eyes sharp. Doesn't wear glasses, and constantly complains that the army wont let him back in because he's too old, despite his physical health. He likes to sing: "They say that in the army, the coffee's mighty fine! It looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentine!"
Don't be good at it. Don't be good at squaring away your room. Don't be good at volunteering. Don't be good at, especially, buffing floors (what's that?, says new guy). You do a fantastic job at anything, guess who's gonna do it everytime. Been there, done that. Love your vids, chief. Once upon a time, I had a female ordnance chief who loved me... 😁
in AIT one of the hardass Drills gave me and my roommate a day pass, for having a cleanass room. rare, but it happens. I won a "intel briefing" competition thingy, and got an AAM for the effort, got to do a bunch of cool shit to get info for the briefing. turned down Buck SGT to stay a SPC, that got me no points.
My dad was a crew chief on a CH-47, he had one that he got from the airborne guys that used to jump out the back of his Chinook on training jumps, went something like: Stand up hook shuffle to the door, Get real scared, throw up on the floor, Stand back sit down I don’t want to be here anymore I’m sure its longer but he never told me the rest if it is.
It’s the one major started but everybody groaned, and I hate myself for knowing this😂 buuuut C130 Rollin down the strip Airborne troopers gonna take a little trip Mission unspoken destination unknown Don’t even know if we coming home Yeah gonna stand up hook up shuffle to the door Jump on out and count to four Main don’t open gonna pull my reserve Reserve don’t open gonna lose my nerve
My friend used to be the supply guy; was really chill with everyone. One day a SGT came up and demanded supplies; (it was a period when common supply was limited; and was almost a week away from a huge re-supply, but need is need and all that) so even though he was a corp 1st class, being the supply guy has high rank in of itself; so who was in charge of my friend came by and laughed how technically he outranked the SGT. then eventually he tried pleading for stuff. I’m sure you guys could know the word.
So during a company run at Ft Huachuca the CO asked if anyone could call cadence and I pulled out of formation and did the all time favorite of PT Granny. That went over so well I followed it with Little Bird. Then I finished with a cadence so gruesome I was told I would never call cadence again. Spec-4 Mafia for life!
OnexPunchxDad, can you make a video (or even a new character) of an Army JAG lawyer? My dad used to swear up and down that they'll screw you over, but he never explained how. Then when I asked one how to get to a certain office on post, the JAG lawyer told me the wrong building! At least, none of the civilians there knew what I was asking about. Sounds like comedy/caricature script material.
I love your videos thanks for the great content! Could you possibly do some more content using Chaplin a little more please! Have a great day anyone who reads this!
So.....there's a cadence we used to sing 10+ years ago....about carrying a concealed weapon into a public space like a church, school, store....and doing....stuff. Left right left right k!11. Do people still sing that. I can't imagine that cadence has aged well over the last decade.
*OH WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? TO GET TO THE LEFT FROM THE RIGHT!* *HE STEPPED OUTTA RANK, GOT HIT BY A TANK, HE AIN'T NO CHICKEN NO MORE, NO!*
No shit, I tried calling Cocaine Blues by Johnny Cash as a PFC during a Company run back. As soon as I got to the second line of the song, ("I took a shot of cocaine and shot my woman down"), 1st Sausage sent me back to the end of the formation and permanently banned me from cadence calling lol.
Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, depression, These are the things that fuel my aggression, Early to rise, late to the sack, I’ve got no stripes, but I’ve got your back. Boots on the ground, eyes on the sky, Work through the pain, never ask why. Wrenches turn and rotors spin, Another long day, the gremlins win. Midnight oil burns, coffee in our veins, Keeping it together through the storms and the rains. We laugh, we cry, and joke about our fate, E-4 Mafia, standing straight. No medals on our chests but stories to tell, We might live in heaven, but we work in hell. So here's to the unsung, the brave, the few, E-4 Mafia, proud and true.
My favorite cadence from basic was an old Vietnam one. It actually got us in trouble with the Battalion Commander. Who knew singing about killing dirty commies, @##@# their mommies, and eating babies covered in bbq was offensive!😂😂
Bruh I was going through my lance camp and the people on the course either couldn't sing cadence or didn't know the cadence they were singing. I was so sad.
Who was hammering while CW5 Billy T Friendly was resting? They should get an arty 15 for driving that stake into the ground at such a disadvantageous time.
In Panama, in the 80's, cabs be pulling up as PT is starting. One of my buds got an Article 15 cuz he passed out in the down position. Just stayed there, snoring. Peterson, hope he had a good life, good guy. When I ended up in the hospital one time, he showed up with a bottle of Bacardi. Grunt life. 🙃
@@lemoncholly Tremor's Nightclub outside Ft Hood back in the 90's. Jesse's Night Heat at Polk had $1 pitchers of beer outside of Polk back in the 90's.
Honestly Craftons was pretty good. A shame he's a crafton and is destined to be demoted after a terrible kombucha experiment gone wrong activates CSM's agent orange.
