Arnie opens up about his family problems, his recent arrest and gets very possessive about confectionary.
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Transcript:
Jorma: Ladies and gentlemen, it's an absolute pleasure to welcome a true legend today. He's a man who needs no introduction, but we'll give it anyway. Born in Thal, Austria, he rose to become one of the most iconic and influential figures in the world of entertainment, fitness, and politics. From his early days as a bodybuilder, winning Mr. Universe titles, to his unforgettable roles in blockbuster films, and eventually serving as the Governor of California, he has continuously captivated audiences worldwide. It is an honour to have with us today the one and only Arnold Schwarzenegger. Welcome to Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast. Arnold! It’s unbelievable to have you here with us in the studio.
Arnie: I can hardly believe it myself
Jorma: Are you ready for the interview?
Arnold: Absolutely! First I would like to get to know you. I want to ask you a bunch of questions. I want them to be answered immediately. I would like to talk to you about Thomas Aquinas. What I want to know is why would a priest try to kill someone?
Jorma: You mean the 13th century Italian philosopher-priest and saint?...
Arnie: Yes…
Jorma: I’m not quite sure he did want to kill anyone but…Look, Arnie. When we asked you to do an interview it was more on the lines of me asking you questions not the other way round
Arnold: You must be very proud of that. This time you can count on me. I really appreciate your honesty.
Jorma: Now, you’ve done it all. Conan the Barbarian, Terminator and even Kindergarten Cop and then you’re suddenly Governor of California
Arnie: California. Absolutely.
Jorma: And you’re a happy family man too…
HIS PHONE RINGS
Arnie: Excuse me (I have a few more questions) if you don't mind.
Jorma: Not a problem
Arnie: (on phone) Yeah. Arnold Schwarzenegger. I’m in a kind of hurry. What the hell did you do? I hate it when you’re drunk. Everything is under control. Get your mother, please. PAUSE. Hi. Hi, honey. How are you? Don't call anybody. Don't give me that crap birthday
HANGS UP
Jorma: I hope all’s okay with the family…
Arnie: It’s not true. There's someone in my house eating my birthday cake with my family…
Jorma: Well, Family life never did write smoothly. So, you've just moved from California to Istanbul. What made you choose that? There was some rumour of a legal misunderstanding wasn’t there? And you were about to be charged with…
Arnie: Impersonating an officer, resisting arrest, fraud, reckless driving and lying to the sheriff. I don't want to go and get into that. I don't want to go and get into that. No, thank you. Not now. No, it is not true
Jorma: Obviously Blackmilkshake can’t discuss the details of an ongoing criminal investigation so we’ll move on…
Arnie: I don’t want to go into that.
Jorma: Let’s move on
Arnie: Thank you
Jorma: We had Liam Neeson on the show a few months back, and he was talking about Taken and his iconic lines on the telephone. If you had played his character, what lines would you have added to make it more exciting?
Arnold: Who is your daddy and what does he do? Ask your mommy, bastard. Don't fucking bullshit me
Jorma: If you swear again, we will be forced off air, but it would…
Arnie: I’m very hungry. Who told you you can eat my cookies? Enough. First, I would like to just get to know you. Fucking crazy bastard
Jorma: Unfortunately at that point we had to end the interview due to Health and Safety In The Work Place legislation but we hope to bring you more of this interview soon.
17 май 2024
