VIOLET (spoken): Oh, I'm not a hugger! JUDY (spoken): Oh, okay. Well thank you Thank you so much. I just hope I can do the job VIOLET (spoken): Relax I've been with consolidated for 15 Years If I can't train you, no one can You gotta know what to do You gotta do it in a hurry Gotta hustle Gotta bustle Gotta scoot You gotta scurry! 'Cause we got no time To fool around around here Around here You gotta get it right on the first try honey Cause each mistake means they're losing lots of money And we got no time to waste a dime around here VIOLET (spoken): Here's your adding machine And your letter headed paper There's your intercom There's the phone and there's the stapler Got your shredder Got your letters Gonna write You gotta type Is that clear? Is that clear? You got your three-hole punch And at noon take lunch Keep it runnin' Keep it comin' Gotta pump You gotta hump 'Cause we got no time to fool around around here VIOLET (spoken): Follow me! You gotta know what to do You gotta do it in a hurry Gotta hustle Gotta bustle Gotta scoot You gotta scurry 'Cause we got no time to fool around around here Around here Punch in when you enter Punch out when you leave Do exactly as you're told No excuses please No we don't play, or make mistakes around- ROZ (spoken): Violet! Oh, Violet! VIOLET (spoken): Judy, this is Roz Keith, Mr. Hart's administrative assistant. It's Judy's first day ROZ (spoken): Welcome to our happy little family! *Sigh* Violet I've been meaning to talk to you about Mr. Hart's rules regarding office decor No personal items on the desk We mustn't look cluttered or sloppy An office that looks efficient... VIOLET & ROZ (spoken): is efficient... ROZ (spoken): as Mr Hart always says. *sigh* What a man! VIOLET (spoken): What a man ROZ (spoken): Here, I've typed up a memo You can post it on the bulletin board VIOLET (spoken): Thanks, Roz! I know just where to stick it Dear old Roz is Mr. Hart's company spy JUDY (spoken): Spy? Sounds exciting! VIOLET (spoken): Well it's not If you ever want to gossip in the ladies room Be sure to check under the stalls for feet first You gotta know who to trust Better know it in a hurry No time for such a thing as your personal worries Gotta grow You gotta show Gotta keep it in tow around here VIOLET (spoken): Let's recap JUDY (spoken): No no no no... Around here! JUDY (spoken): Know who to trust and know it in a hurry Around here! JUDY (spoken) No time for any personal worry Around here! VIOLET (spoken): No laughing, no jokes, and mind the dress code Is that clear? Around here! No jacks! No snacks! No clutter on the desk! Around here! No breaks, no personal effects It's all about the job and getting it done around here All about the job and getting it done You gotta know what to do You gotta do it in a hurry Gotta hustle Gotta bustle Gotta scoot You gotta scurry Cause we got no time to fool around around here Around here! Do whatcha' gotta do No time to dily-dally No time to bend the rules 'Cause there are ones that keep a tally Yeah, we got no time to fool around Around here (Around here!) Got no time at all (No time at all) (No time at all) ... to fool around around here! VIOLET (spoken): Get it? JUDY (spoken): Got it! VIOLET (spoken): Good
