Arrogant Tik Tok Star Pretends To Have A Girlfriend For Views... 

America is coming Just wait

James Marriott I LOVE YOU JAMES!!!

You entertain my tiny brain 🙂

betty schwallocks 🥵

willne should be a playable character in minecraft

yddet1234567890. Ye and scouse

Or Australian for some reason

or Irish or Scottish -

Then some American people manage to do an accent that's a mix of cockney and Jack Whitehall, but doesn't actually sound like an English accent.

@@carrotcakecat all my british friends are either celtic or from newcastle, so my impression sounds more scottish than anything lol I also grew up watching doctor who, so my other impression sounds like the newest doctor or whatever doctor is in the season I'm watching lol But growing up my teacher was manx so i always imitated him So basically two impressions: scottish and doctor who

Yes lad, set his square head straight.

Will are you going to take that...

I live in Bristol too lol

Sir tic tac the 1st we love and respect you may god have mercy on you

Use the spinning elbow on him cal

I'm British and that Tik Tok makes me wanna die ☠

Young Colgate people like him, so don’t give them shit because you don’t like him

@@saraSara-bc7kn it's not cute or attractive. trust me...

@@saraSara-bc7kn fair enough

@@saraSara-bc7kn I'm a teenage girl. It isnt cute. It is funny tho lmao.

We are not at fault

I didn't nothing but laugh at an egg with the word suspicious written on it.

It’s only some of us, only some of us are retarded children. I cringe at these people the same age as me and silently wish I was never born in this generation.

TheOmlyPitbull the fact that i know the exact photo you're referencing is what i love about our generation- we all know the exact same memes by heart

@@murphdawgswizzle lol that's so great 😂😂😂

Your forehead is bigger than jacksfilms

big agree

Ugh a millennial king 😩

How do you feel about James cheating on you with Will 🤭

oh wow, if it isn't my favorite Oli London reaction channel

just not really accurate

Just like Boyinaband on Roomie's channel

zoey p. Michael Reevs

Right hello

@@ThePhantom4516 I think I might actually check now

cringe

This would be something I would do LDNSKFNSKFN

That would be me for any reason to get out of school

Well that’s funny because I find him completely annoying especially when he keeps messing his hair up and thinks he looks cool lol

I'm sure you did

That must've been interesting to have him at your school

Compared to Spain, Italy & Germany we're a fucking disgusting country

@@otisthebeefyone8206 did the spanish write this

@@Minecraftgiraffe12 no

stygianempathy What are you reading lmao? Hillbillies? Ever heard of Romania? Serbia? Not sure where you live xD

Ireland is just there aswell

AndyIsBMO i miss adventure time

Croissant me too

im in great danger and Jesus I’m literally screaming ur username

AndyIsBMO this was posted days ago and u commented hours ago

669 likes 😂

No. Not all

@LemonnMan *does broken teeth count as crooked teeth?*

What kind of America’s have you been talking to

ex0tic tea *why the fuck are you typing in bold*

Weebeegee Nov ones from america

im dead-

Erm....

*erect*

More than aroused, a mood lol

@@sydneybrooks6038 🤣😂 i don't even remember writing this comment, i must have been baked af 😅

Jarely .! Sorry but I think Chase is not cute! I hate him

iitsClout i agree but that’s the reason as to why they’re famous.

boi they ain't even cute

FBI are watching you now.

They're not even cute honey

you’re definitely a liberal

Americans take being proud to another level, its shoved down your throat, my friend snapped his class room, there was an American flag above the board and one in the corner, I haven't seen an English flag since the world cup

Zakiry lol get urself down to London and mix in with some of the Tory’s. U will see tones of them lol

@@TheCreator1875 lmao

Zakiry we don’t think highly of ourself where are u guys getting this? One video u saw on RU-vid and now u think every American is like that? I hate being American because of what we did in the past but omg don’t even get me started about British people they always want to be proud of being British ugh

Lmaooo yesss

exo's vocals laughing my *B U T T* off

Are you talking about the type of voice the ask reddit RU-vidrs use?

I actually thought that was it when i first saw him in Alex's vid

omg that’s too accurate

He wasn’t doing the middle finger

He turned the peace sign around

@@blessingsfromarainbow5577 I know that. Not to brag or anything but I learned that when I was 2. My brother did it a lot and eventually once I asked about 20 times on the same day My mum finally told me. I kind of knew swear words when I was 3

timestamp?

Ok

*its a gauntlet you absolute carrot*

All he needs is the last infinity stone, which he's heard is in a rare diamond play button.

Its a gauntlent you dense cabbage..... jk lol

No Homo commitment

i stopped texting my minecraft bf for this :) that is true commitment U~U

okay not even I'm that committed I'd have to continue playing but have him on my phone

lmaoo

No Homo same

Heather Bee! They look like they force year 3 kids into relationships with their parents

Do they really though?

they get their eyebrows done regularly

That’s a qualification for being in their friend group

Flirting*

More like will bullying James

me: *breaths* dysphoria: that was very feminine of you me: say sike right now

me: **falls** my body: u died me: *pls don’t say sike*

Me (a twin) going back to the year I was born: (to mom) how the twins doing?? My mom: what do you mean I'm only having one kid Me: say spike rn pls

everyone: danielle cohn is only 13 mikey tua: say sike right now

James Charles: *Career Dies* Tati: Laughs at his dead career's corpse James: *say sike now*

bold of you to assume it's straight

are u sure its "straight"

And 1 second

Wait what 😂😂

I know what you’re talking about and I think it is

yes😭

I thought your pfp was a part of the comment and honestly it fits.

11 minutes and 1 second

Facts tho 😂

DypecekOficial thank you 😂

facts.

DypecekOficial James always looking like a snack

*He is one.*

Joe Weatherby no one in america actual hates on brits.Its tiktokers that want clout

Savannah Myke no some do

And I oop

dammmm lmao

Oh. Oh no

Ellie Holton omg yes

Reminds me of a few from my school.

@Betsy Mills yeah and it makes me proud to be a gen z

a dislike was bouta head for you

Yeah

Maja Bailey psychology gcse gang

TOM CROSS ah man I’m doing A level but good luck with your GCSEs

Weird flex but ok

Oumaima Khalif I feel the same way about America

@@pineapplepolis_8058 same

Well I’m Irish and don’t question me

@@majortom5123 me too so we gotta choose sides

@@majortom5123 I'm Scottish so same pal

Woosh Bait Eh. Not as bad as Donald Trump

Yeah but we can drink from the day we are born legally. So like kid alcoholic trumps that

Woosh Bait. Agreed.

@Bruh _ to be honest same- but it’s not as bad as Chile’s president (my grandparents live there) he looks like a T-Rex 💀

Boris is pretty good actually. He speaks his mind and he tries to gets Brexit done, it’s the retarded labour government that is the problem

danica w that she dies in the walking dead 🤣😱 good enough

Bro, same

I'm british And well same

I’m British and it made me want to crawl into a corner and become a stereotype. I have the typical accent as well because I’m from one of the blimming areas that actually have the accents so it makes it even worse .(I’m from Devon and no, I don’t have a farm. Yes, I do know people with farms before people start teasing me for it 😂)

Even as a person that hates everything that's british, same

@LifeAt TheShallowEnd leaves britain *OMG I ALMOST DIED IN BRITAIN!!!!!*

Lonely.girl._. I can see why ur lonely

69 likes 😂

You poor child how do you cope

What is he like in real life?

I can only imagine what happened at Christmas morning

smritika 7 I mean 7yr olds still do that

Oof

@@smritika3767 some girls get periods young

Number 8 is wildly specific

I accidently read no one as "nice one" And I was so confused 😂

true

Cohndom

@@genniroka YES 😂😂😅

I think you mean the entire internet

@@weavesnatched7957 yeah😏

Well yeah they are kids, how are you meant to learn any talent when your scared of getting shot up constantly

Zakiry well I mean I’m a kid in America and I manage I guess

@@gabbyroach5889 got the bullet proof vest on, smart

Zakiry clearly something of the same sort happened to you otherwise you’d have learned basic English.

Who won the most gold medals during the last olympics? Ooooo that’s right... the USA

Lilly The Wolf says the furry 💀💀💀💀 jkjkjk I’m a fucking penguin I can’t say shit

Same

Muy thiccisimo

Abby Killed Joel... that hit different

LMAOOOO

carmen I have as well. He does seem like a chill guy. We spoke about him wanting to break out of the “tik tok” mold

Absolute fkn legend

Why did I laugh xD

youre a FASHION LEGEND

@@lolasheep5163 ikr😎😏

@@sidtheslothminecraft6066 I could never be so fashionable😪

Gonk Droid Lmao why so-? (I’m dutch btw)

Auxerre 。 kolonisatie en specerijen makker

Gonk Droid Lmaooo Zeker maat

*Japan and their food vending machines wanna talk*

I think we all know that that’s bullshit

Molly Jones I believe it’s caused by a disorder called “virginity”

Luke Turner sounds about right

I am going to shove my head in a blender if I see another “ btw I’m a small youtuber”

Molly Jones > Nobody: Not even a single soul: *some person from video* : *something they said or did alot*

Lol thank u for this

Nice!

Prefer Gucci gang tbh

This reminds me of the raps tim would do in the love island app

found the next Shakespeare here

A true poetic genius

Hol up

Shit?

Same.

Tbh I don’t even take offense to that you just gotta find the chill ones

Well there’s around 328,239,000 more of them for you to meet... you’ll find one Eventually

Just find the ones that get high tbh chill as hell

Bernie sanders, enough said

Go on

They’re millennials

@@opheliasrue I - James is gen Z sis born after 1994 is gen Z

Srishtti Nag No, gen z is born after 1998

@@opheliasrue lol no you might as well google it I'm a 1998 kid I know very well I'm a gen Z

Srishtti Nag I meant to include 1998, sorry, but 1994 is far too early for Gen Z

i just spat my water out

djdjJDJDJDJ I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED SO MUCH

OMFNSLSLS

Bruh lol

titel

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It's Linus james is a tory he cant help it

I saw Daniel Howell im intrigued

@@sidtheslothminecraft6066 I just try to mention Dan and Phil in as many comments as possible so that all the Phans out their can take refuge in my comment. *LAddErS*

@@annag1740*_They're my most favourite thing to climb onnnn_*

@@annag1740 also thanks for letting me take refuge

@@sidtheslothminecraft6066 Phans can take refuge in The Phan Hotel of Comments! So long as they respect Dan and Phil, they can stay anytime! Free of Charge!