Artie Lange - A Pig on Cocaine - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored 

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I could listen to recovered addicts all day. Their brutal honesty with themselves is something to behold.

"I'd send 4 grand to my mother because she needed it." A+, man. Not a huge fan of Artie, but lots of respect from me for that.

You should conduct a survey regarding how many people actual watch the intros versus how many people skip them, I bet the results would be interesting. FOLLOW UP: Wow! Thanks everyone for the participation and discourse! 3 years later and as of 5/11/2022 the survey shows that of the 74 respondents, 9 actually watch the intros regularly, that's 12.5%. Interesting results indeed.

Comedy Central blew it. They should have never cancelled this show.

Some of these guys have a genuine moment when you realize they're holding back some tear's. Love and respect for that.

RIP Arties nose.

7 and a half months sober today!!!! Fuck yeah that's awesome brother. I'm glad you are here!

This type of humor will go away someday, and that will be very sad. I hope Artie sticks around a long time. We need him

I'm glad to see his Joe Rogan interview, and see him come so far in his recovery. I mean drugs in moderation ain't bad, but I don't think Artie Lange used to do anything in moderation. He seems like he's in a much better headspace now and that makes me happy

not only is artie doing stand up, he's still alive! amazing.

Between Bobby Lee's stories and Artie's, it sounds like MadTV was a total shitshow behind the scenes :p

If I was a drug dealer and parked next to a nice restaurant and was met by a 6 foot obese man dressed as a lifeguard pig with 6 teets my only response would have been "I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH MAN"

what a hilarious dude. i love how he laughed uncontrollably twice during this story :)

SWEET IRONY. "I break the nose off my face"

"I'm the only guy to get fat on cocaine" You've heard of Joey Diaz right?

RIP to the best drug dealer ever. I've never known a dealer who was exactly where he said he'd be every time, and also be there on time.

This is such a good set. There wasn’t one part where I zoned out or felt like looking for something different to watch. Everything he said had my full attention 😊

Belushi/Hedberg/Cobain: how fast can I ruin it Artie: hold my straw

Artie is the best I could hear all his old stories over and again they don't get old he's hilarious

i love this comedy. its real life. real stories. i know what hes saying is legit. life is crazy

people will never understand how underrated this is lol this is dave chapelle tier of story telling

The Tori spelling bee was amazing.

Man it's crazy the theme music to this show gives me nostalgia. I can't believe this was 5 years ago already.

I’d love for him and Joey Diaz to have a podcast just telling old war stories

When he couldn't hold his laughter, I knew it would be good.

I love Artie, please live forever.

This story never gets old.

Netflix can come out with how madtv was behind the scenes. Just interviewing old cast members alone would be entertaining

Insanely genuine dude have had the pleasure of being around him a few times out here , we keep In touch fairly often and I honestly am so fuckn proud of this dude dropping bad habits and being clean ! Love ya Artie

So true... I spent more time waiting in the car for the heroin dealer than actually doing heroin

I love Artie. I wish him blessings and all the best. Thank you for making us laugh all these years.

Artie. Fucking. LANGE!!! I've Heard This Story Before, But To Have Artie on TINH, must be an Honor!

Love this is not happening, and Ari got amazing comedians on the show. The intro showing the punchline kills the bit sometimes.

Artie's face looks so much better here than I've seen him look in years. I hope he's still doing well.

I can just picture an animated version of this story, would be gold 👌

I hope this guy recovers... he’s a talented comic, and he’s hit some rough times

Did everyone on mad TV have a drug problem? Fucking hell!!!

The best! Come back on Rogan, Artie!

Can't help but love Artie

6:33 "You sendin the wolf baby thats cool and the gang" LMAO😂

lol "I didn't know I was at a church social sorry"

Artie's clean again for the 11th time. He now has the nose of the old Boxer, Chuck Wepner, the Bayonne Bleeder.

Here after listening to Rogans podcast.

Take away the audience and laughter: this is a really depressing story.

Every one and I mean everyone should read Artie's book called "too fat to fish" it made me laugh so much, cry, it was inspiring and had some many interestingly and great life lessons all wrapped in one.

One of the best storyteller's ever. He reminds me of one of my buddies I grew up with who is just naturally funny.

For me the funniest parts actually was when he laughed at his own memories before he could tell us he story... 😂

If you've seen Artie's nose lately you know this story is the definition of irony.

He and Joey Diaz would be a great Church of What's Happening Now

"DON'T MAKE ME BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YO ASS!" Oh, Lang, Herman, Scheer, Callen. Those were the days.

Him cracking up was priceless.

If you're a Stern fan you've heard this story 100 times ten years ago.Hes still making money off it lol

Artie reminds me of my Dad except my Dad didn’t do drugs... I just wanna give him a hug. Sounds like he is going through a lot.

Best hes looked and sounded in years!

I'll never get tired of this story

This is what we in the business call "foreshadowing"

Apparently everyone doesn't remember the man who lived in a van down by the river. Matt foley

Great story man… love this dude

In his defense if I was in a skit that bad I’d be snorting coke every hour too.

Glad Artie is still around. I loved Beer League and he made an excellent hostile Santa in Elf.

What he said about drug dealers never being there on time is so fucking spot on lol.

Okay this HAS to be the best "this is not happening"! This dude killed it. Like I've seen a lotta these but I can't remember laughing that hard in a long time! Artie you da dude

I cried cuz knew just what you meant, A. Lange (you missing the man that died in the car accident in No. Cali.). L.A./all Cali was like that. It's that rare breed one is so lucky to have known, that makes the heart grieve longest & strongest. The fact you get that, Is Your Gift.

This series need to keep going they're hilarious

I remember hearing him tell this on the stern show in the early 2000s and I’ll never forget it.

You gotta love a Man who can be so honest about his Failings, and make everybody laugh about it !!

That had to be funny seeing him flying down the highway as a pig. Had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video

Damn, I'm liking these intros more and more. Well filmed.

God I love that intro music

1:50 I know Coke fingers when I see them lol he ain't lying hahaha

The sopranos edited for TV is a classic. Also Artie Lang when he plays"my white mama" . Lowered expectations was a funny one as well. Classic

sounds like an awesome drug dealer....I like the brutal honesty

I didn't mind his laughing! That just tells me we had to be there to really get the story! Great one!!

@8:34 Artie's genuine knee-slapping laughter, at this bizaaarrrre XD memory, is a thing to Behold.

Sad but thank you for sharing....keep on fighting off theses demons everyday and be with good people who care for you and who will help you during your times of weakness

If artie and Joey diaz were in the same room the universe would get a contact high and simultaneously explode

1:14 skip intro

Seeing clips of artie. Makes me miss norm that much more. Rip Norman MacDonald.

Best one ever. I could listen to artie tell stories forever

Damn artie talks about shitting the bed, as an ad pops up for Miralax and being cranky-pated. Things work out sometimes.

“You know this sir!?” 😂

11:20 * Rolls down window * "No one will ever believe you" * drives off * 😂😂😂

I got to say the opening skits for this series are very well done.

He's gonna go back to rehab for testing positive for coke for the 2nd time in 6 weeks. Damn Artie. Get your help man. ):

I feel so fucking old...I didn’t even recognize him from Mad TV until I looked it up and remember that skit crystal clear. He looks like an old man

To me the pig story is the funniest real story I have ever heard. I was driving across country the first time he told the pig story on stern, I literally almost crashed multiple times was laughing so hard.

This is hands down my favorite of all the This is Not Happenings

This was a great story, who the hell gave this a thumbs down?

I swear I hear Brian Redban laughing in the background

One of the best ever. Bless ya man.

His story about hard drug dealers being like "my bad I'm in NC instead of NY, can you meet?" is barely even exaggerated

Artie that was awesome!

Best TINH and best Artie ever, just a perfect story. Could not be written.

Artie's jive talk, I laugh every time.

I feel like a lot of these kids are too young to know who Ed McMahon or even Tori Spelling is.

I've heard this story on stern,n I've read it in "too fat to fish" and now heard it here. There are always a few differences but for the most part. Artie, was on madtv, was shooting babe watch, was dressed as a.pig, did leave to go score coke, the dealer was black and rastafarian (whether or not that means he had dreads idk, but.true rastas don't sell coke) he broke the snout, did blow, after 14 hours stayed in motel and shit himself in bed, the next day everyone hated him and he barely managed to get through skit. From what I know, he went to San Francisco to cool out and get his head straight after shooting. What he's left out here is this, the rasta was interested in nicole Sullivan, and he almost killed an old woman on the PCH. He and David herman had a bad falling out, and not only did he almost get the asst. Director fired for leaving to go score drugs, the room he was in when he shit everywhere was in his name. This story is 100 percent true. He's told it countless of times and if you are a.drug.addict like artie or whoever ::wink wink:: you know when someone is telling truth. Artie go experience life some more we want new stories thank you

This story is far better and funnier than the actual MadTV sketch.

Artie Lang killing it.... Give me a job, Ari.

RIP the plug.