Someone wrote this comment a while ago, but it said that: Artosis will probably hold the world record for the highest amount of $$$ made out of Fanfic Mario Erotica, while never writing a single word of Fanfic Mario Erotica.
I don't know where to begin with this. It's more than just Mario erotica pestering a streamer, it's a work of art. A streaming experience like no other. The streamer plays off as taking the moral high ground with his immediate condemnation of the crude and direct attempts to force through an immature story. Yet, the fact that he allows the more elegant stories reach their “finish” before his outburst of disgust proves he secretly welcomes such nonsense. Don’t get me started with the attempts to play dumb. “My skip button is broken again!” Or the complete disregard for Concerned Parent’s point that “Bowser’s Big Castle” is a likely euphemism for something inappropriate. The throwaway account names like “Bowsers Big Battle Cruiser” (and some far more brazen) just add fuel to the fire and somehow there is no moderation in sight to ban such offenders. No, Artosis clearly WANTS and ENCOURAGES this behavior. Why not get paid to listen to a cheap thrill? Then you have the “bathroom break” stories, which again aren’t just erotica. It’s a smorgasbord of the various types of erotica, which I dare not list out, lest I lose my sanity entirely. The plethora of kinks covered by the horny viewers is truly astounding. Further note that the detail on the stories breathtaking, with just the right spice of alliteration, to provide a jarring mental picture of the horrific act being described that you’re helpless to get away from. Let’s not forget the sexual ASMR aspect either. With. Appropriate. Pausing. Never thought you could get such an experience from text to speech. Those that prefer a more visual experience can be directed to the sexual ASCII art in chat, which is truly amazing. As a bonus, if you’re not a Mario guy there are plenty of other references to keep you entertained, including but not limited to Starcraft, Toy Story, Star Wars, Zelda, and even some stories involving the streamer himself (check out some other complication videos and you'll understand). All I can say is that there is no way this got so far out of hand without an unwritten rule that text to speech erotica is part of Artosis’ brand now. There is no coming back from this, and it’s best to embrace the ride. As for me personally, Pandora’s box has been opened, and I can never return to such an innocent life. I am forever changed for having the honor to partake in such mindless drivel. The thought of aroused Mario characters just going at it has corrupted my brain permanently. One thing can be assured though. The next time I play Brood War at a LAN party, you can be assured I’ll be at peak APM performance because I’ll be simultaneously partaking in the sweet, sweet, nectar of Mario erotica to bolster my gameplay. 10/10 would donate $3.33 to watch stream again.
RT knows exactly what is going on, although he needs to let more of the erotica donos to play out so he gives his viewers a perceived chance to get satisfaction instead of skipping them the first time he hears the name "mario" or "bowser"
I remember that not long after the meme started, I donated an excerpt from "one day mario woke up" without knowing that there was a Mario erotica fad going on.
