"Dad, this guy's family keeps borrowing money and then expelling his creditors as soon as he has it. This doesn't seem like a wise business decision." "It'll be fine. It's risky, yes, but I've charged him higher interest to account for that. If we don't get kicked out, we could afford-" "Sorry, sir, but you're to leave the country immediately. Don't send debt collectors." "..." "Alright, maybe this _was_ a bad idea."
there is a LOT of stuff RU-vidrs don't bother doing because it's not part of the playthrough, so it's even funner to play. Also it's free now in case you're worried.
@@lush.hayden me to lmao I have 140 hours and just figured out you have to fabricate a claim on the capital of a country to get a claim on the whole duchy.
Once I had a playthrough where I married my son to a genius girl. Turns out; my son is gay; and she as well. Didnt stop them from having the "we only married for court; but love is blossoming" event. Which was fine. But then my new son throws me out of the window (I was raising him and he may have gotten the event) and killed me in the process; and a few years later HE; the son; then gets the event for "I think Hermea (the gay mother) might fancy me". Which was hilarious; but it became even more insane when I realized the SON WAS GAY ALSO. So I had them fuck, and promptly she gets pregnant; and gives birth to a girl; which then turns out....to be gay as well. 10/10 in communication; sexual clarity and insanity.
