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As Joe Biden's Inauguration Approaches, The Fascist Threat Is Growing 

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President-elect Biden won't be taking his beloved Amtrak train to his inauguration next week because of the clear and present threat posed by violent extremists inspired by the outgoing president. #Colbert #BidenInauguration #Monologue
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Комментарии : 8 тыс.   
@GameKeeper28
@GameKeeper28 3 года назад
Not letting your own bodyguards use your bathroom while they're protecting your life. Just when you think these people couldn't be more unlikable.
@Lee-kg7ze
@Lee-kg7ze 3 года назад
Surely out of 6 bathrooms, one could have been set aside for the use of the body guards? Totally crap people Jared and Ivanka.
@wanderingbrummie
@wanderingbrummie 3 года назад
Also very dumb, would you take a bullet for someone who thought you weren’t good enough to use their crapper?
@lhodgens
@lhodgens 3 года назад
This is actually really common among the super elite. Typically they will build out a water closet in a servants area for housekeepers and security. Middle class urine is toxic to elite plumbing apparently...
@wanderingbrummie
@wanderingbrummie 3 года назад
@@lhodgens if I was working there I’d make a point of laying a huge “brown trout” on the carpet when they weren’t looking. Or maybe on the bed.
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 3 года назад
The irony: Secret Service were going to the Obama residence to use the bathroom until they could locate one that was closer. Clearly the Obamas are willing to help, why not the Trumps?
@Timber180
@Timber180 3 года назад
You can definitely tell Stephen lowkey feeds off a smaller audience better, whether that be his wife or a few cameramen there. The little giggles they let out after his jokes really lights up his face 🥰
@RKWDBMX
@RKWDBMX 3 года назад
The show is waaay better now imo. Studio audiences and all the extra glam really takes the human aspect out of things.
@heatherkaye8653
@heatherkaye8653 3 года назад
Colbert and Conan have talked about how the real goal is to get the camera man to chuckle. They hear the comedy all the time and only seemingly laugh when its real good. It's like breaking the camera man's character. :D
@bkgksan9798
@bkgksan9798 3 года назад
His wife is his best medicine! 😂
@MoonShadowWolfe
@MoonShadowWolfe 3 года назад
Reminds me of something Maria Bamford said about her comedy: "I'm really only ever performing for two people, Mrs. and Mr. Bamford," to lead a special doing her set just for her parents. I wonder if Stephen's always kind of performed so that his family watching at home will like it in a similar way.
@wileye.coyote8416
@wileye.coyote8416 3 года назад
@@heatherkaye8653 and you can hear the camera man laugh @ 10:40! 😂
@maramackenzie-mann
@maramackenzie-mann 3 года назад
The cameramen giggling is actually better than the audience.
@cosmic_pursuit
@cosmic_pursuit 3 года назад
true! I love this repoire
@d.v.1803
@d.v.1803 3 года назад
The only thing better than the cameramen giggling is Evie giggling off to the side
@CyberBeep_kenshi
@CyberBeep_kenshi 3 года назад
Evie is the best though:)
@bensjammin9
@bensjammin9 3 года назад
Agreed, I honestly love this setup - more than the pre-covid one.
@Moxxii17
@Moxxii17 3 года назад
So true 👍
@jamessmithe5490
@jamessmithe5490 3 года назад
You know, in Canada, we go many months without being aware of our government. So boring. Thank god.
@alexquyenvo5196
@alexquyenvo5196 3 года назад
Dear Canadian stranger, stop making fun of us, would ya, oh well, it only happens when dumpy rumpy goes to jail ! Pray for us till that day, please !
@tuckerbowen4626
@tuckerbowen4626 3 года назад
I would've moved there years ago if I didn't hate stoners so much
@harshh9000
@harshh9000 3 года назад
@@tuckerbowen4626 what
@cbpd89
@cbpd89 3 года назад
Ahhh, I miss those days in America. Maybe someday our government will be boring again...
@alexquyenvo5196
@alexquyenvo5196 3 года назад
@@cbpd89 ya, I don't even remember what Obama did for 8 years. I'm sure he and his people did a lot of great stuff. Back when Ebola was hitting Texas and stuff, we were worried since we live right next to Dallas, but nah, nothing "exciting" for 8 years pretty much
@mrsalwaysright6478
@mrsalwaysright6478 3 года назад
"When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." - Isaac Asimov
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 3 года назад
Has been for years, as the GOP does not in any way endorse education for the public at large.
@lydiabarber8931
@lydiabarber8931 3 года назад
Yes I was wandering why can’t they charge Trump straight to the Supreme Court for the insurrection, riot & attempted coup.
@johnathandavis3693
@johnathandavis3693 3 года назад
@@starscreamofvos When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." - Isaac Asimov
@KingOfGamesss
@KingOfGamesss 3 года назад
"When Life itself seems lunatic...who knows where madness lies?...Perhaps to be too practical is madness...too much sanity may be madness" - Don Quixote #Sarcasm
@wadekillman1198
@wadekillman1198 3 года назад
Yeah, I wouldn’t disagree with your sentiments but don’t quote that guy. Or ya know, look at some of his other quotes. Kind of a shitty person.
@matthewjohnson2493
@matthewjohnson2493 3 года назад
"Shown here being summoned by a haunted music box.." 🤣😂 Jared and Ivanka ARE creepy af!!
@jasoncowley4718
@jasoncowley4718 3 года назад
There really was an Amityville house of horror vibe going on there.
@thedarthflagger
@thedarthflagger 3 года назад
Crossdresser
@BuriedFlame
@BuriedFlame 3 года назад
The limited times I've looked at Jared, I'm convinced he's a Weyland-Yutani android.
@darthhiro7425
@darthhiro7425 3 года назад
“I cannot emphasize” vs “I cannot emphasize more” is such a huge difference
@buddydooley8650
@buddydooley8650 3 года назад
Trump isn't bright enough to work with syntax.
@jamesspackman9819
@jamesspackman9819 3 года назад
It's funny when you realise you're listening to an American fat man talking about his 'size'. Then you realise he thinks 'empha' is another word for 'supa'.
@dijasom
@dijasom 3 года назад
dude right? his people, are going to take this as "Secret code"... he knows what he's doing.
@igorschmidlapp6987
@igorschmidlapp6987 3 года назад
@@buddydooley8650 I cannot font bolder... ;-P
@charlesbrowne9590
@charlesbrowne9590 3 года назад
I could care less. 😜
@donl1846
@donl1846 3 года назад
"When you are born in this world you are born into a freak show, but when you are born in the United States you get a front row seat." George Carlin
@VenusVoice
@VenusVoice 3 года назад
Yess
@WizWiteKnight
@WizWiteKnight 3 года назад
"I assumed he'd leave" Stephen, i've been saying that for 4 years.
@willritter4076
@willritter4076 3 года назад
I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the resilience of the United States of America. Peace and everybody stay safe out there.
@zizimugen4470
@zizimugen4470 3 года назад
@@willritter4076 not the video for that plug.
@ARISUinW0NDERLAND
@ARISUinW0NDERLAND 3 года назад
Aw, you beat me to it. 😂
@jeanielowe3246
@jeanielowe3246 3 года назад
LOL 😂🤣
@Lillypop93
@Lillypop93 3 года назад
Honestly I thought he'd have had a heart attack by now and y'know.... Died
@jb5880
@jb5880 3 года назад
I love hearing his crew laughing and Evie, when she comes. The best.
@sergiocruz6195
@sergiocruz6195 3 года назад
yes i was looking for this, that guy went off this time, i kinda like the more intimate show now, but i miss the band having more time
@andrevanrooyen6792
@andrevanrooyen6792 3 года назад
Me too, also love it when he takes them on 🤣
@PhilipAlexanderHassialis
@PhilipAlexanderHassialis 3 года назад
Am I the only one who would love to have a camera that shows both the crew and Stephen, perhaps placed near the dog portrait so we could see them trying - and failing in the most candid way - not to laugh?
@deb74
@deb74 3 года назад
Totally! Evie laughing in the background is just the best. Adorable!
@rainman3269
@rainman3269 3 года назад
Its a better format than having a live audience ... Hope they keep it this way with the funny interaction with the skeleton staff ... 😉
@tiatalks6699
@tiatalks6699 3 года назад
The only host who doesn’t need an audience to make me laugh ☺️
@honeydip6355
@honeydip6355 3 года назад
So True I’m kmslmmfao! Especially when he says If you have trouble telling the difference between the National Guard and The Trumpsters they will be the ones “ Not “ holding the confederate flag ( fingers crossed 🤞🏽) 😂😂😂😂
@aussierules3436
@aussierules3436 3 года назад
What about Seth !
@illmeeillmee9373
@illmeeillmee9373 3 года назад
agreed, I love his show!
@9babyblu
@9babyblu 3 года назад
@@aussierules3436 seth is good but Cobert is better (my opinion) lol
@caterinatiburzi3663
@caterinatiburzi3663 3 года назад
John Oliver too!
@shaan702
@shaan702 3 года назад
“Oops! All cousins!” Damn that’s a deep cut 😂
@___P___H___T___M___
@___P___H___T___M___ 3 года назад
I really hope Colbert keeps this unfiltered version of himself when he finally heads back to the theatre. It's so much more relatable and keeps getting funnier.
@DroCaMk3
@DroCaMk3 3 года назад
I absolutely agree. It's so much more informal now. I loved the whole sea shanty argument! And obviously, Stephen is right, a year of the sea shanty is long overdue and this one will be it. Also, I can't even imagine this show anymore without either his wife or his showrunner cracking up in the background.
@audri6829
@audri6829 3 года назад
@ImAProudIndian lol Seth Meyers too. Can’t blame em
@DroCaMk3
@DroCaMk3 3 года назад
@Ivan Zhao Aah, the obligatory "but remember the old days! Everything was better back then!" Comment. Took you a while to get here! When I was young, these comments made it here much quicker!
@magiv4205
@magiv4205 3 года назад
@ImAProudIndian Well, 2020 did feel like a whole decade. You're right, they definitely did age more than usual, and they're not the only ones. But that's also not a bad thing. I think they look great - grey suits them well -, more mature and also much more at ease with themselves in this informal setting. I really hope they keep it or at least something like it.
@alphatrion6362
@alphatrion6362 3 года назад
I just wanted to jump in the comment section and say nothing of importance.
@copernicofelinis
@copernicofelinis 3 года назад
If Nixon were alive, he'd say "I'm not a crook... Compared to this guy!"
@douglaslowe5
@douglaslowe5 3 года назад
If Nixon were alive he'd say " dude, I'm not worthy"...(ok he prolly wouldn't say dude).
@krisk6954
@krisk6954 3 года назад
God I would love Richard Nixon right now
@morrigangg
@morrigangg 3 года назад
@@krisk6954 rofl this is a pretty good parody
@EdaugEthanbYT
@EdaugEthanbYT 3 года назад
If Nixon were alive he would’ve said: “As you can clearly see Watergate is nothing compared to Trump. If he was the president when I was he wouldn’t have lasted 12 days.”
@tubruton
@tubruton 3 года назад
And Nixon would be right.
@papapalpatine8513
@papapalpatine8513 3 года назад
The single laugh in the background from the camera man or someone is so wholesome from time to time xD
@chllgy
@chllgy 3 года назад
funny part is they had a full studio audience which explains the single laugh
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 3 года назад
It's probably producer Chris Licht
@theresaiwright7085
@theresaiwright7085 3 года назад
His wife has been on the quite a lot. If Stephen tells a really good joke you can her laughing.
@monsieurdorgat6864
@monsieurdorgat6864 3 года назад
Not gonna lie off-the-cuff Colbert is better than when he actually has a script.
@Blackjack_MD
@Blackjack_MD 3 года назад
Now that we've been able to hear the crew laughing, I never want to see Stephen perform in front of a live audience ever again. This is just so much better.
@MissReneeMichelle
@MissReneeMichelle 3 года назад
Agreed!
@CryptoNWO
@CryptoNWO 3 года назад
Stephen: “You okay? Can I get you anything?” Me: not gonna lie buddy, peaches sound pretty good right now
@technoraver99
@technoraver99 3 года назад
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@norezenable
@norezenable 3 года назад
You want a Georgia peach or the other kind? Trump's has both up for offer
@bishopvida
@bishopvida 3 года назад
mmmm peach cobbler... turn me into a peach gobbler..
@DisconnectHack
@DisconnectHack 3 года назад
@@technoraver99 man, if you think the comment section of RU-vid is a place to further your cause, you need some serious help...don’t meant to be rude here, just being realistic
@MxDae
@MxDae 3 года назад
@@norezenable Nah, he's saving that other peach for his prison buddy, Ivanov
@seksehfox
@seksehfox 3 года назад
“I assumed he would leave...” I feel like this is going to age well as a quote
@volcryndarkstar
@volcryndarkstar 3 года назад
Oh god no
@capostfrancis1304
@capostfrancis1304 3 года назад
Age well? He's still the president🙄
@sharongamble9854
@sharongamble9854 3 года назад
I, too, thought Obama would leave. He's hanging around telling Colbert what to say and being the "Boss" of Biden and the Socialist Marxist dems.
@capostfrancis1304
@capostfrancis1304 3 года назад
@Rick Ton @Rick Ton strong suit? Hell no, but it's probably not yours or most peoples strong suit either. But in my case it wasnt the context that was missed as context has multiple interpretable sides, usually one being the obvious- and in my groggy rise from slumber missed the intent of the comment completely. And then you come along, pompous and probably self important in day to day life, the kind of person who talks down to people you presume are below you in any way and with smug and dismissive upspeak. The kind of person who gets home from some middleman kind of job, a job that is unnecessary for everybody except lazy and stupid people with some extra dough supporting your career that nobody would miss and society would ultimately be better off without, plants his ass on the love seat facing the big screen finely tuned and adjusted for everything sports, takes his shoes off as if he spent his day working and building things like a man, peels off his slightly damp sock and brings it to his nostrils for a whiff that goes deeper in his lungs than any workout he almost got thru and holds it for a bit like a toke of good California cannibas, and as he exhales tries to use his taste buds to catch the last details of his essence as it's released for second hand enjoyment by his family in his close proximity. That's probably you right? Im probably completely wrong in how I described you, wrong in every possible way. But that doesn't change the fact you've demonstrated your limited to little understanding of what context actually is all while smugly attempting to question my grasp of it. and since you can't differentiate context and basic reading comprehension, I can only hope you have an epiphany from here and a life changing eureka moment, but as expected you will most likely go back to smelling your socks, wondering what makes that very subtle note of ammonia ...
@humphreysmiggens3881
@humphreysmiggens3881 3 года назад
@@capostfrancis1304 LMAO 🤣 😂 😆 💀 💀💀
@dangeejr
@dangeejr 3 года назад
I love when there's interaction between him and the staff behind the camera.
@davep8221
@davep8221 3 года назад
AKA the audience ;-)
@emisuenaga5881
@emisuenaga5881 3 года назад
Aka his family 🤣
@davep8221
@davep8221 3 года назад
@@emisuenaga5881 Cool. I didn't know that. Have they built a small studio in his house, or are they using his covid proofed studio.
@emisuenaga5881
@emisuenaga5881 3 года назад
@@davep8221 I guess I'm not sure how they're doing it now since I'm not able to watch every episode. But in the beginning of quarantine they were shooting at his house and his wife and kids were the crew, operating the camera and lights! I think most shows like this operated that way. Very wholesome!
@jembozaba4864
@jembozaba4864 3 года назад
Trumps not paying Rudy? Well that’s a surprise. Well, seeing as he doesn’t pay anyone, not really
@alaric_
@alaric_ 3 года назад
except for hookers..
@bigjuicypotato1482
@bigjuicypotato1482 3 года назад
@@alaric_ I was about to say that
@dest151
@dest151 3 года назад
Things he is known for..not paying is his thing.
@nagranoth_
@nagranoth_ 3 года назад
He truly fancies himself a king...
@Ricky-nq7lu
@Ricky-nq7lu 3 года назад
Might want to remember the past contractor's He's screwed over.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 3 года назад
After what happened last week, I’m glad the troops are there. I hope they’re comfortable and I hope this ends up being a boring deployment.
@MakerOfChase
@MakerOfChase 3 года назад
It's really frustrating for those deployed. They're legit being held captive where they are due to all the paranoia and threats. Regime change can't come fast enough
@katc2040
@katc2040 3 года назад
@@MakerOfChase paranoia? You mean the actual looming threat of facism?
@johndoe-ek1qs
@johndoe-ek1qs 3 года назад
I honestly think there might not be enough...
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 3 года назад
@@MakerOfChase Paranoia due to the fact that someone in the building is still posting threats on GOP reps' office doors for voting to impeach, and the fact that something's supposed to happen in the days leading up to the inauguration. That crap is coming from inside the building. I'd want the National Guard around too while they figure this out.
@ennyo9019
@ennyo9019 3 года назад
Yes. I feel so bad for the poor Patriots... Call of duty. They are all huddled together in a pandemic, God! It’s not like you can take your mask off to get fresh air. This is just too much. Sending 💕 their way and that they be strengthened and safe and Covid free.
@Questionablexfun
@Questionablexfun 3 года назад
I can’t believe the bathroom drama is .. real 🤦
@joshuddin897
@joshuddin897 3 года назад
Skidmarks
@vblackwell3347
@vblackwell3347 3 года назад
They have no reason to leak a story like thatl unless it's true. Hell, it belongs on a dump heap anyway.
@DodongoManoof
@DodongoManoof 3 года назад
They truly suc
@henrytai6227
@henrytai6227 3 года назад
Yeah, politics aside, at least show some courtesy when using someone else's lavatory.
@jaynegrant3133
@jaynegrant3133 3 года назад
They should have put a portaloo on the lawn. Lol
@darrelgreene7094
@darrelgreene7094 3 года назад
Has anyone checked up on Barron lately? I think about him the most. He seems like a sweet gem who deserves to be protected.
@mrwilson7617
@mrwilson7617 Год назад
His whore mom is making sure he has little to no contact her customer, uh ....I mean adulterer husband.
@l3tradingfx
@l3tradingfx 3 года назад
"There's no way the President is going to pay for Rudy's gas when he's already giving it away for free "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pemdechen6300
@pemdechen6300 3 года назад
That was the comment of the evening! .... emphasised with a sound effect :)
@SighKronmiller
@SighKronmiller 3 года назад
Remember, the fuel is free, he's stealing it from Syria.
@vickybedwell8706
@vickybedwell8706 3 года назад
Ha ha lol
@lonewolfgamingplus379
@lonewolfgamingplus379 3 года назад
Probably on his way to the Four Seasons 🤣
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 3 года назад
A sad page in our history. Trump corrupted even our proudest tradition: a peaceful transition. Well, he wanted to be memorable.
@benwasserman8223
@benwasserman8223 3 года назад
And he's certainly winning in terms of record number impeachments.
@maxdoubt3542
@maxdoubt3542 3 года назад
Always on the lookout for your comments, Leo. TY. I think I've seen you in Ring Of Fire. Have you checked out Farron Balanced yet?
@mattmarrone4040
@mattmarrone4040 3 года назад
He literally said now that it was proven there was no fraud, he was committed to a peaceful transfer of power
@maniman-human227
@maniman-human227 3 года назад
Oh, yeah. History will not forget him or be kind.
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 3 года назад
@@benwasserman8223 Half of all POTUS impeachments belong to Trump. Somebody must have told him Obama didn't have one.😆
@ujjalmukherjee7110
@ujjalmukherjee7110 3 года назад
James Buchanan is finally free of his "The Worst President Ever" title...New & eternal winner of this title is someone else
@sealand000
@sealand000 3 года назад
Trump is the best at being the worst president ever.
@kshitijsrivastava6440
@kshitijsrivastava6440 3 года назад
Hey, he got a bathtub in the white house, he couldn't be THAT bad
@HotspurFC-cu6ny
@HotspurFC-cu6ny 3 года назад
@@kshitijsrivastava6440 you’re thinking of Taft he was 350 pounds and had his own custom bathtub
@Sarah-yj6lf
@Sarah-yj6lf 3 года назад
You're all forgetting Andrew Jackson! Although, Trump's body count makes the Trail of Tears look like a cakewalk.
@kshitijsrivastava6440
@kshitijsrivastava6440 3 года назад
@@HotspurFC-cu6ny no no, I get that, I'm saying James Buchanan had the very first bathtub installed in the white house
@extinnocence
@extinnocence 3 года назад
Stephen man you're a shining light in the darkness. Hilarious and inspiring, giving me hope through comedy. Thank you very much.
@McDooglesonify
@McDooglesonify 3 года назад
I laughed so freaking hard when they were referred to the couple that was summoned by a haunted music box!!
@sherryelle225
@sherryelle225 3 года назад
the only person who thought Trump was gonna pay Guilliani, was Guilliani.
@Crazieyboy15
@Crazieyboy15 3 года назад
Actually, now that you mention it, maybe this was the long con by guilliani to get as much out of Trump as he could.
@ashandwit
@ashandwit 3 года назад
Good point!! He's so DAFT now, to think an angry DONNY is gonna pay ANYONE he thinks "FAILED ME!!!" LOL.
@jeromefitzroy
@jeromefitzroy 3 года назад
We all saw that coming.
@maikutsukino4743
@maikutsukino4743 3 года назад
I guess Guilli never checked Trumps history of failing to pay people who do work for him. Shocker there.
@cyberone2763
@cyberone2763 3 года назад
LOL! 😄 He should really be in prison for not paying those contractors who did work on his failed casinos!
@spencer1980
@spencer1980 3 года назад
I think I enjoy the camera man trying to suppress his laughter in the background more than a laugh track lol
@impunitythebagpuss
@impunitythebagpuss 3 года назад
And Evie!
@solarcowgirl
@solarcowgirl 3 года назад
The crew wheezing in the back makes me like this version of Late Night more than live shows. I feel like I'm just talking to my friend who's losing his mind-
@DanielVerberne
@DanielVerberne 3 года назад
Once this pandemic is over and audiences can return I’m gonna miss the muffled laughter from backstage assistants.
@magiv4205
@magiv4205 3 года назад
Same. This is my favorite format.
@j.a.weishaupt1748
@j.a.weishaupt1748 3 года назад
@Ivan Zhao Please explain.
@Jackkenway
@Jackkenway 3 года назад
@Daniel Verberne I actually prefer this format better than the previous one, it's casual and more fun to watch, it's better than having an audience, I hope it stays this way even after the pandemic is over.
@hardowider5054
@hardowider5054 3 года назад
Longer and more strict lockdowns under Biden, so you'll have to wait for the audience.
@magiv4205
@magiv4205 3 года назад
@@hardowider5054 Good, maybe the lockdowns will finally amount to something.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 3 года назад
I am saddened that this inauguration cannot be considered safe. Joe Biden deserves so much better.
@andrevanrooyen6792
@andrevanrooyen6792 3 года назад
That is true yes. But what is even more sas is that it cannot be considered safe for the American people. That is what is really sad.
@HouseOfHockey14
@HouseOfHockey14 3 года назад
He does not deserve better. He is a known segregationist, who said, he didn’t want his kids in a “racial jungle.” He wants to give free healthcare which will then raise taxes on everyone, which means it’s not free. He wants to give free handouts, to people which will cause people not to work, which will ruin the economy. He said if you don’t vote for him you ain’t black, and many more things. He doesn’t deserve anything.
@thefutureisnowoldman7653
@thefutureisnowoldman7653 3 года назад
@@HouseOfHockey14 Its always funny when Republicans flip fop and pretend to give a shit about racism
@benmaynard3059
@benmaynard3059 3 года назад
@@HouseOfHockey14 well I'd like to argue that going by that rationale Trump doesn't deserve sh!t either.
@XXathleticsXY
@XXathleticsXY 3 года назад
You're ok with the fact that Biden is an actual racist? Not wanting his kids to go to school in a racial jungle. Giving eulogy at KKKs grand wizards funeral. Roaches? Meaning black kids whose parents won't stop breeding. So much more. If Trump said any of this you would have a meltdown and the media would play it over and over again. Instead they play edited clips taken out of context cos they have no examples of him being actually racist. You can argue but it won't change what Biden is
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 3 года назад
Take an inventory, you know Trump will be leaving with more than he came with....
@aidasall4815
@aidasall4815 3 года назад
I recognize you - I’ve seen your comments on The View a million times!
@namelesssomebody2557
@namelesssomebody2557 3 года назад
Already did. His minions looted the House empty
@corybaldwin1168
@corybaldwin1168 3 года назад
They were already caught with a bust of Lincoln.
@semaj_5022
@semaj_5022 3 года назад
They definitely gotta make sure to inventory all the silverware and CHINA
@elainewalls1965
@elainewalls1965 3 года назад
@@corybaldwin1168 I think at this point, it shows he is actually moving. Sorry Mr. Lincoln, you took one for the team.
@kerrilambert1486
@kerrilambert1486 3 года назад
“Please don’t let there be a next time!!!”
@ColeSlaw270
@ColeSlaw270 3 года назад
I love hearing the one person just laughing their ass off in the background
@alwaysmarcy9428
@alwaysmarcy9428 3 года назад
I am dying laughing at him, is going to be biblical
@grasje1
@grasje1 3 года назад
I like to imagine it’s his mom.
@meaghanmerida6002
@meaghanmerida6002 3 года назад
@ImAProudIndian And his wife!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
I half suspect those bathrooms are out of order due to excessive document flushing.
@HinataElyonToph
@HinataElyonToph 3 года назад
Ah yes, massive dumps
@emmamartin6719
@emmamartin6719 3 года назад
Jared and Ivanka not letting secret service members use their toilet has some serious “upstairs vs. downstairs” energy
@katc2040
@katc2040 3 года назад
More like 1950s the help
@joshuddin897
@joshuddin897 3 года назад
Downtown Abbey eh!
@ladyramen7655
@ladyramen7655 3 года назад
Maybe they like a slice of chocolate pie?
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 года назад
@@joshuddin897 Except that Downton Abbey had bathrooms upstairs AND downstairs, so nobody was mistreated.
@wildflower1397
@wildflower1397 3 года назад
It's revolting to treat anyone that way. Wouldn't it be funny if they spend the rest of their lives having crap pranks played on them? 😂
@sudhirpatel7620
@sudhirpatel7620 3 года назад
Who's at home over-indulging until their belly aches?
@wesberg3444
@wesberg3444 3 года назад
@Andrew Walton k
@officermurdoch4120
@officermurdoch4120 3 года назад
I love Stephen doing Eric. It’s so hilarious!
@rainydaylady6596
@rainydaylady6596 3 года назад
They need to be billed for the cost of the secret service dumps.
@loisfolk5492
@loisfolk5492 3 года назад
Agree
@jakebond2294
@jakebond2294 3 года назад
Hands up everyone who knew Humpty would never pay Rudy.
@zarakikon6352
@zarakikon6352 3 года назад
🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚. That would be me atleast.
@benmaynard3059
@benmaynard3059 3 года назад
Obviously lol 👍
@stephanies3246
@stephanies3246 3 года назад
🖐🏾
@EmmaCse
@EmmaCse 3 года назад
🙋🏻‍♀️
@fairystail1
@fairystail1 3 года назад
As much as I hate both I think we can all agree that Rudy is so shitty at his job that he doesn't deserve to be paid. Dude is just pathetic.
@adashastew
@adashastew 3 года назад
That impersonation of Trump's son had me drowning. My survival instincts had to kick in for me to stop laughing. "Wait where are you going dad?" 😭😭😭 They really look like that
@thecloverpatch631
@thecloverpatch631 3 года назад
"A band that can play Uptown Funk whether you want them to or not" YES omg, that is 100% of the weddings I have worked
@the_dead_poet7829
@the_dead_poet7829 3 года назад
*A man who procrastinates in his CHOOSING will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.* ... _If only the GOP understood this_
@white-bunny
@white-bunny 3 года назад
ADHDers would like a word with you...
@samyemma78
@samyemma78 3 года назад
Sea shanty lovers: “Our time has come!”
@jalengoode3266
@jalengoode3266 3 года назад
Soon may the wellerman come!! To give us sugar and tea and rum!!
@WanderingYankee
@WanderingYankee 3 года назад
I will not lie me down, this rain a-raging I will not lie me down in such a storm And if this night be unblessed, I shall not take my rest Until we reach another shore
@confusedsquirrel
@confusedsquirrel 3 года назад
There once was a ship that put to sea and the name of the ship was Billy of tea!
@SmellyWellieTeleShow
@SmellyWellieTeleShow 3 года назад
Can somebody explain the sea shanty riff please?
@taylrthegreat
@taylrthegreat 3 года назад
Oh the work was hard and the wages low. Leave her Johnny, Leave her. I guess its time for us to go And its time for us to leave her. Leave her Johnny, leave her, Oh leave her Johnny, leave her. Oh the voyage is done and the winds don't blow And it's time for us to leave her.
@takhilthekirin2436
@takhilthekirin2436 3 года назад
Keep the show's crew as the audience, this is so much more genuine and intimate. The laughter and reactions are so real and the care shown for each other is really *infectious*.
@AlwayzFresh
@AlwayzFresh 3 года назад
I'm having trouble breathing at the "Ooops, all cousins" joke.
@forgenorman3025
@forgenorman3025 3 года назад
I'll finish the job: it's on there TWICE
@darkstorminc
@darkstorminc 3 года назад
Who knew Rudy liked Alabama porn. At least it wasn't "Oops, All Sisters!"
@Sem5626
@Sem5626 3 года назад
@@darkstorminc nah everyone knows he got a thing for cousins... he did marry his
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 3 года назад
@@Sem5626 so did Kevin Bacon
@EchoGillette
@EchoGillette 3 года назад
Time for sugar and tea and rum 🎶
@TheNo1pencil
@TheNo1pencil 3 года назад
Soon may the Wellerman come
@bezerkoid
@bezerkoid 3 года назад
But is the tonguing done?
@Abaddon5850
@Abaddon5850 3 года назад
Hi
@wherearethegoods9723
@wherearethegoods9723 3 года назад
Sunny D and Rum 🍹 🤣🤣
@jamesmccreery250
@jamesmccreery250 3 года назад
Hold the sugar, and the tea!
@nomastersnogods9303
@nomastersnogods9303 3 года назад
Does anybody else miss the days when the biggest controversy about the president was his tan suit?
@ArtGirl82
@ArtGirl82 3 года назад
or the grey poupon on his burger...
@curcheesegaming8704
@curcheesegaming8704 3 года назад
*when all the media reported was his tan suit. Trump is guilty of plenty of crimes but don't stick your head in the sand to the rest. Dem or rep.
@thisismetoday
@thisismetoday 3 года назад
No, 'cause that was ridiculous.
@jimgraham6722
@jimgraham6722 3 года назад
Love the suit
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 3 года назад
or when the most horrible thing the president did was stain an interns dress.
@slobrodepot2163
@slobrodepot2163 3 года назад
God I'm so happy they're doing the Colbert Report again.
@BlueHooloovoo
@BlueHooloovoo 3 года назад
Good, Colbert will be funny again.
@charlesdemaine3083
@charlesdemaine3083 3 года назад
I simply can NEVER get enough of that Eric Trump impression. I wish someone made a compilation. It’s the best thing Stephen does!
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 3 года назад
So sad that we need to do this because of fellow Americans.
@maxdoubt3542
@maxdoubt3542 3 года назад
Yeah, Leo. The sad thing is that if we are ever to defeat the kleptoligarchs and achieve real change we must ally with the Trumplicans. Ugh.
@vblackwell3347
@vblackwell3347 3 года назад
They'e forfeited that title as far as I'm concerned, Leonaza. 😡
@lisawise9849
@lisawise9849 3 года назад
@SWAT Kats said the Kool-Aid drinking delusional Trump cult member. We don't need to hear your delusional conspiracy theories.
@kujoegoodie4165
@kujoegoodie4165 3 года назад
@SWAT Kats So storming the capital and 5 deaths is equivalent to fake election claims, and hunter bidens laptop? Hunter fn biden!!! That's all you got? Smh....America is no more...
@eddapultstab2078
@eddapultstab2078 3 года назад
@SWAT Kats this was already tiring a year ago. Just shut the hell up and change your name, you bring shame to the cartoon.
@mikenoble91
@mikenoble91 3 года назад
Wow, he's alone in the White House, stuck with his 2 douchey kids, no more Twitter, rallies, and everyone's leaving him? Could Trump acually face... consequences? I'm starting to let myself hope a little bit.
@devilsnevercry22
@devilsnevercry22 3 года назад
Don't. He's juked the system like a pro running back
@Danny-tf3fd
@Danny-tf3fd 3 года назад
I hope so. That would restore my faith in humanity.
@lydiabarber8931
@lydiabarber8931 3 года назад
Where is Pompeo? 😀 he promised that Trump would continue administration. Height of Irresponsibility!.
@pennywells9824
@pennywells9824 3 года назад
I really doubt it.
@corkyvanderhaven3391
@corkyvanderhaven3391 3 года назад
Mike When he gets hit in the pocketbook more And, dragged to courts with no fifth ammendment bc he pardoned himself Oh, yeaH
@deemon710
@deemon710 3 года назад
LMAO that toot cut away timing was perfect
@flowern6499
@flowern6499 3 года назад
2021: Year of the Sea Shanties 2013: Hold my Assassin's Creed: Black Flag rum
@Jethwright
@Jethwright 3 года назад
2007ish: Hold my smuggled Runescape rum
@flowern6499
@flowern6499 3 года назад
@@Jethwright I haven't played Runescape, sorry
@parkerp1ayz
@parkerp1ayz 3 года назад
No, it's not "hold" either of those games... It's to play those again!
@dsainte3914
@dsainte3914 3 года назад
You cannot eat or drink when Stephen does his Eric Trump impersonation! 😂 I almost choked!
@themaryfwatkins
@themaryfwatkins 3 года назад
So dang funny
@pandaberries3430
@pandaberries3430 3 года назад
😂
@picrosspixel211
@picrosspixel211 3 года назад
Idk how people find late night host funny, its boring with 0 funny
@bitterroots7317
@bitterroots7317 3 года назад
Meme Lol. Legendary, if you don't get it, it's probably because your butt hurts too much to laugh
@picrosspixel211
@picrosspixel211 3 года назад
@@bitterroots7317 No, just not my style or comedy, also with how shit the ratings are for these guys a lot people seem not find them funny
@sakhilemashiloane5993
@sakhilemashiloane5993 3 года назад
Secrets Service: "I'm dropping number two at number two" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nata3467
@nata3467 3 года назад
It is ridiculous ...charge them. They are such rich successful business people remember?
@kerryn6714
@kerryn6714 3 года назад
I wonder how bad a mess they left at the Obama's garage toilet for them to say "forget it! You're too filthy to use my bathroom". The secret service member who messed up the Obama's toilet probably got one of those secret medals of freedom trump was giving out recently.
@KenHeslip
@KenHeslip 3 года назад
And what was the motivation for leaving a mess.😏 So disrespectful.
@kerryn6714
@kerryn6714 3 года назад
@@KenHeslip The whole incident stinks in more ways than one (or should I say two?).
@GlennDavey
@GlennDavey 3 года назад
"Dammit, 1971 was the year things were supposed to get better!" Seems to me like good times are still yet to come
@CaptWesStarwind
@CaptWesStarwind 3 года назад
Nancy is wearing her impeachment dress.
@laras678
@laras678 3 года назад
I like her floral mask!
@Velociraptor2000
@Velociraptor2000 3 года назад
Why?
@bettinarossi7908
@bettinarossi7908 3 года назад
Nancy Pelosi is a class act.🙂
@semaj_5022
@semaj_5022 3 года назад
I love that she's got an impeachment fit.
@R.M.3.14
@R.M.3.14 3 года назад
@Stevia Liver god, I feel old I had to google that acronym 🤦🏻‍♀️I’m only 26 how did this happen 😭🤣
@dappppppppt
@dappppppppt 3 года назад
Continued Aroha and Kaha (love and strength) from Aotearoa, New Zealand 💚
@Aspensauce64
@Aspensauce64 3 года назад
“I assumed he would leave!” -everyone the first time Trump was impeached
@drummist515
@drummist515 3 года назад
why? are you seriously that uneducated?
@JBC352
@JBC352 3 года назад
I snorted and nearly choked on my cereal. Thank you 😂
@XxHrallundeadrogueXx
@XxHrallundeadrogueXx 3 года назад
@@drummist515 the dumbest drum player of 2021 gg
@elbarjones4812
@elbarjones4812 3 года назад
@@drummist515 Are you that misinformed? Seriously??
@maythesciencebewithyou
@maythesciencebewithyou 3 года назад
No, not everyone. It's what people hoped. What many people assumed was that Trump would try everything to cling to power.
@juan-carlosfrancois8498
@juan-carlosfrancois8498 3 года назад
7:38 Lmfaoooo i had trouble typing this message out when he started immitating eric
@scottrodgers2139
@scottrodgers2139 3 года назад
They see the secret service as "The Help" and they need their own bathroom.
@allnoyz7895
@allnoyz7895 3 года назад
You advocate for a society where the only wealthy people are in the government. Everyone else is equal - equally poor. You stupid peasant.
@RobertSeviour1
@RobertSeviour1 3 года назад
@@allnoyz7895 So now I get it, 'Equal Society' means a society where the rich people are equally rich.
@nobodyknows3180
@nobodyknows3180 3 года назад
@@allnoyz7895 he didn't say anything of the sort.
@leonmat26
@leonmat26 3 года назад
@@allnoyz7895 Wait is that not what we have? 1% owning 40% of wealth. Lobbying being legal. And no term limits for congress.
@tonedowne
@tonedowne 3 года назад
@@allnoyz7895 It never fails to blow my mind that right wingers keep describing the present reality as a warning about the future evils of left wing policy. Have you really no awareness at all?
@hermancane9224
@hermancane9224 3 года назад
Jared and ivanka look scary af in that window 😂😂😂
@broadway520
@broadway520 3 года назад
The only thing I'll miss about this administration is Colbert's impersonation of Eric.
@HastyChester
@HastyChester 3 года назад
It is likely that Trump is not done. He will continue to hold his rallies and advocate for his family to hold office even if he gets barred from holding office himself. Do not fear, the impressions will continue.
@aidenbagshaw5573
@aidenbagshaw5573 3 года назад
@@HastyChester I hope you're wrong, but you're probably right.
@melancholygirl840
@melancholygirl840 3 года назад
OMG I love it too!
@weirdunclebob
@weirdunclebob 3 года назад
Honestly, I'm gonna miss all of the relevant impersonations of this toxic tribe. John Lithgow's 'Rudy', Laura Benanti's Melania and all of Stephen's impersonations. Hopefully, Bernie has a position in Biden's government as Stephen's 'Bernie' always cracks me up. :)
@aarone.1981
@aarone.1981 3 года назад
@@HastyChester speeding covid all the while!
@macronencer
@macronencer 3 года назад
The haunted musical box thing killed me!
@TruutZwei
@TruutZwei 3 года назад
"I assumed he would leave." Don't jinx it, Stephen!
@mja91352
@mja91352 3 года назад
Not to worry
@luciferangelica
@luciferangelica 3 года назад
@@mja91352 oh geez, why didn't i think of that
@d.j.7069
@d.j.7069 3 года назад
He will either "leave", or be escorted out by the military.
@ChrisAlbertH47
@ChrisAlbertH47 3 года назад
So Javanka won't let Secret Service relieve themselves in their bathrooms? That's kinda risky. The next time shots are fired, Secret service may conveniently duck out of the way, instead of standing on the bullet's path.
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 3 года назад
or maybe all of the SS will need a bathroom break at the same time, leaving no one guarding the 2 filthy gremlins.
@neekonmorad9466
@neekonmorad9466 3 года назад
@@markmac2206 Be careful how your use that acronym, it has two VERY different meanings.
@funkie1221
@funkie1221 3 года назад
@@neekonmorad9466 I was like "what, I did Nazi that coming"
@BrayBray78
@BrayBray78 3 года назад
That says a lot about them
@erikanorris1368
@erikanorris1368 3 года назад
Extremely privileged white family demands that "the help" uses separate restroom. This seems familiar, somehow...
@RusTsea196T
@RusTsea196T 3 года назад
Don't eat the pie.
@themastroiannis
@themastroiannis 3 года назад
i'm glad you are calling fascism.....fascism! if we are not able to defeat fascism in these next 4 years, our days as a democracy, are counted!!
@SirenaBesos
@SirenaBesos 3 года назад
Stephen being apart of sea shanty Tiktok is delightful.
@BohoHobo948
@BohoHobo948 3 года назад
@Morgan N - Yes! When Stephen started singing sea shanties I lost it 😆
@annihilator45
@annihilator45 3 года назад
A part that mean together rather than apart which means separated
@mr.negativenancy5751
@mr.negativenancy5751 3 года назад
@@annihilator45 that is a fact.
@djoakeydoakey1076
@djoakeydoakey1076 3 года назад
@@annihilator45 Tell me what the deal is with flammable and inflammable?
@SteampunkPyrate
@SteampunkPyrate 3 года назад
Is there a link?
@Methrael
@Methrael 3 года назад
Sounds like Rudy Giuliani is finally getting to understand something that practically everyone else who's done work for Donald Trump has experienced - not getting paid (yes, personally experienced this multiple times).
@BD-rv6rm
@BD-rv6rm 3 года назад
My word Trump is disgusting..
@avigator
@avigator 3 года назад
What was your job?
@nicholasturner5146
@nicholasturner5146 3 года назад
More than once ! Why go back?
@Angels510
@Angels510 3 года назад
Just ask pretty much every construction company that’s ever worked on his shitty hotels
@anthonymitchell8893
@anthonymitchell8893 3 года назад
meth real what the ex president rinsed you proof please ?
@travisc7722
@travisc7722 3 года назад
"We're leaving a madman in power because of logistics" As a Canadian..this seems like an accurate representation of the current U.S politics system
@jeromefitzroy
@jeromefitzroy 3 года назад
Travis C Logistics? Haha, were u military?
@yudithcaron8053
@yudithcaron8053 3 года назад
To be fair, most weddings take at least three months to prepare and the only difference the wedding planner makes is between a beautiful, fun wedding and a dismal, boring wedding.
@matssundin1292
@matssundin1292 3 года назад
Geeeessh
@tylercrone7194
@tylercrone7194 3 года назад
Well-put Bravo sir Bravo
@PoldarkGodzilla
@PoldarkGodzilla 3 года назад
Yeah let's all go woke like tradeau, prick
@duckie8126
@duckie8126 3 года назад
This aged well.
@Kasia_Luna
@Kasia_Luna 3 года назад
And today on the New Netflix drama "An Average Day in America", I swear to god, each week feels like an episode of a crazy Netflix show. With unexpected twists and angry redditors.
@Jeffyd133
@Jeffyd133 3 года назад
Let's be fair, the redditors will be angry no matter what is happening, it's what they do.
@plainbagel9192
@plainbagel9192 3 года назад
More like an episode of Black Mirror
@Kasia_Luna
@Kasia_Luna 3 года назад
@@Jeffyd133 true
@moflo303
@moflo303 3 года назад
Hopefully this nightmare ends soon!
@patriciacarpenter4129
@patriciacarpenter4129 3 года назад
More like...The Twilight Zone, the Outer Limits or Night Gallery
@slateblu0
@slateblu0 3 года назад
"I assumed he would leave." Stephen, after all this time, did you really think even a cartoon of T**** would leave?
@TheEDFLegacy
@TheEDFLegacy 3 года назад
Beat me to it. 😂
@icedragonaftermath
@icedragonaftermath 3 года назад
I like how you bleeped out his name like it was a swear. Feels right.
@joesharp2579
@joesharp2579 3 года назад
“Now that’s what I call the foul harvest of America’s racist past “ - very nice stevens writing team
@dumpygoodness4086
@dumpygoodness4086 3 года назад
if you look closer, you can tell Stephen has ONE WRITER who is SUPER-clever.....and the rest not so much. Most are silly like Brian Stack.
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 3 года назад
Agreed
@jeremyedge890
@jeremyedge890 3 года назад
What do we call those riots last summer? We call them the voices of the unheard!
@if131
@if131 3 года назад
More like Rome.
@if131
@if131 3 года назад
@@jeremyedge890 whomever broke the law then went to jail. Same will happen this time.
@michaelblair2536
@michaelblair2536 2 года назад
This didn't age well
@7rob27
@7rob27 3 года назад
Jesus, Stephens Eric Trump is almost as creepy as the real thing.
@forgenorman3025
@forgenorman3025 3 года назад
See the flair he uses when he wipes his teeth for the bit? He LOVES that shit.
@alexpierreoj
@alexpierreoj 3 года назад
Funnily Creepy
@mikaelbiilmann6826
@mikaelbiilmann6826 3 года назад
I always die laughing when he does the Eric bit. Earlier in 2020 he had him whisper: "...love me..." 😂
@MiloZfunk
@MiloZfunk 3 года назад
Lol yep. Some dump Trump protest music to send him packing ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-RWvprHE6dNI.html
@rangerleaf1505
@rangerleaf1505 3 года назад
Eric trump is real?
@Opus313
@Opus313 3 года назад
Looks like it's moving day at the White House and there is a picture going around the internet of the 'Lincoln Bust' being carried out the door. I'd say Donnie's been 'busted'...
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
They'll have the copper wires stripped right out of the walls by the time Joe walks in...
@jasontighe3927
@jasontighe3927 3 года назад
Yeah what's with looting. Typical Trump!
@CaptWesStarwind
@CaptWesStarwind 3 года назад
He just wants a bit of head.
@wildflower1397
@wildflower1397 3 года назад
@@NewMessage 😂😂😂
@XwX1001
@XwX1001 3 года назад
@@CaptWesStarwind *incoherent wheeze-laughing*
@MartinPittBradley
@MartinPittBradley 3 года назад
If I heard the secret service 🚽 story 4 years ago, I would have dismissed it as ridiculous
@3souris
@3souris 3 года назад
So, Ivanka is weird about bathrooms too. Her father is obsessed with toilets that must be repeatedly (x15) flushed, and with drippy showers that don't have the right gush for his golden mane.
@edl2nd
@edl2nd 3 года назад
When I read that story, all I could think of was the movie *The Help*
@travisharvey7911
@travisharvey7911 3 года назад
Golden mane? More like cotton candy made of piss!
@drivera0502
@drivera0502 3 года назад
He either needs to change his toilet to one with a strong flush instead of a lazy swirl or lay off the cheeseburgers
@thenorthbysouth
@thenorthbysouth 3 года назад
“I cannot emphasise that there must be no violence"- Trump = 1984 Doublespeak
@SusBlein
@SusBlein 3 года назад
Double negative means “there must be violence.”
@jerryweston7552
@jerryweston7552 3 года назад
Please take a reading comprehension class. Both of you.
@mikebronicki6978
@mikebronicki6978 3 года назад
@Wayne Kerr I am embarrassed for you. Shouldn't you change your slogan to TRUMP 2021? I mean, he lost in 2020 but was still trying to overthrow the result in '21.
@mikebronicki6978
@mikebronicki6978 3 года назад
@Wayne Kerr I don't think you read the Mueller Report, it did not absolve Trump in any way. It actually listed him as an unindicted co-conspirator. Also, it cost $32 million but recovered $42 million from Paul Manafort alone.
@jeromefitzroy
@jeromefitzroy 3 года назад
Orwell would be so proud.
@paulfitzgerald1466
@paulfitzgerald1466 3 года назад
“I cannot emphasise that there must be no violence...” That’s a double negative, he is saying there will be violence.
@chriswilkinson7636
@chriswilkinson7636 3 года назад
I'm surprised he hasn't said something like "It would be a shame if something bad happened to Joe Biden on his inauguration day". Like some mafia boss.
@chriswilkinson7636
@chriswilkinson7636 3 года назад
@Peter McMillan Remember when conspiracy theorists were just harmless cranks who watched the X files?
@Rainyman63
@Rainyman63 3 года назад
The word „enough“ seems to be missing in the script or he didn‘t read it because he is dyslexic and doesn‘t understand his speeches.
@tanyakasim3988
@tanyakasim3988 3 года назад
Exactly.
@danieb4273
@danieb4273 3 года назад
A few people here have seemed to notice that!
@migueljonz3901
@migueljonz3901 3 года назад
Of all the late night host Stephen is the only one that makes me laugh out loud! I like Corden too, but that's just because of his accent.
@JediPhoenix1976
@JediPhoenix1976 3 года назад
"My apologies to everybody..." The hell with that, I'm laughing too hard to mind.
@GV-su9ov
@GV-su9ov 3 года назад
I couldn't understand why the senate can't resume session and act on this earlier since this is a matter of national security.
@billytorney6336
@billytorney6336 3 года назад
Because they don't give a shit not even close!!!!!
@w1mark275
@w1mark275 3 года назад
95% of the house republicans voted against the impeachment... let that sink in.
@JR-xw5nv
@JR-xw5nv 3 года назад
Because they don't care about National Security unless they're the ones in danger. The attempted coup is over for now, security has been increased, and therefore the GOP don't care what Trump does to the rest of the country.
@VoltisArt
@VoltisArt 3 года назад
@Wayne Kerr Yeah, making fun of people being tolerant puts you somewhere between a nine-year-old kindergartener and a Nazi.
@hairyprints6640
@hairyprints6640 3 года назад
@@VoltisArt what about making fun of intolerant people? If I had to guess, I’d say he was mocking “the tolerant left” for being intolerant, as evidenced by such greats as “I can identify how I want, but you can’t identify me how you want.” To me, that doesn’t fit the definition of tolerance, which I’ve provided for you. 1 : capacity to endure pain or hardship : endurance, fortitude, stamina. 2a : *sympathy or indulgence for beliefs or practices differing from or conflicting with one's own.b : the act of allowing something* : toleration. But I digress, coming to Stephens channel, I don’t expect to find people who want to have their beliefs challenged in an attempt for them to look introspectively, they simply want them affirmed, which Stephen does handily.
@PerversePoster
@PerversePoster 3 года назад
How he's not behind bars already is fascinating to everyone.
@BTsMusicChannel
@BTsMusicChannel 3 года назад
Why do you want Stephen Colbert behind bars?
@kaypounds9543
@kaypounds9543 3 года назад
@@BTsMusicChannel they meant Trump.
@yourinnerlawyer4035
@yourinnerlawyer4035 3 года назад
Isn't fascinating, it's just disgusting.
@isabellewhite3505
@isabellewhite3505 3 года назад
More disturning than fascinating, and I am not even American.
@patchapman215
@patchapman215 3 года назад
@@BTsMusicChannel Treason against the public. He's right up there wit cnn, msnbc etc.
@zacharyallen4825
@zacharyallen4825 3 года назад
LOL imagine how boring politicians lives in the US are that they have nothing else to do but try and fail to impeach the president a WEEK before he leaves
@Miyako19931
@Miyako19931 3 года назад
I am actually going to be sad when they return to the normal studio, because the interactions between Stephen and the crew are priceless!
@edwardblair4096
@edwardblair4096 3 года назад
If you want sea shanties you should talk to Seth Myers about the Sea Captain.
@feliciagee89
@feliciagee89 3 года назад
Man, I miss the Sea Captain😢
@TheNo1pencil
@TheNo1pencil 3 года назад
The sea captain JUST missed his timing. He would have been perfect for this.
@danhurl1349
@danhurl1349 3 года назад
Me: this sucks, what a horrible thing to happen to our democracy Also me: hehe Stephen knows about the sea shanties
@yseson_
@yseson_ 3 года назад
Who doesn't the sea shanties are everywhere
@Pedroleum100
@Pedroleum100 3 года назад
@@yseson_ - I assume because working from home feels like being trapped on a sailing ship to the wellermen among us?
@hisk7263
@hisk7263 3 года назад
@@Pedroleum100 funny how people are different. I’ve been on a sailing ship crossing the Atlantic, it gave me a huge sense of freedom, as long as we had food we could have gone wherever we wanted to go to. 😀 My house on the other hand goes nowhere and is on the nomination to be demolished in a view years.
@aprilhisey2244
@aprilhisey2244 3 года назад
He knows...
@alphatrion6362
@alphatrion6362 3 года назад
Dry rotted brain pirates! Is what i think when i hear sea shanties.
@jeffreybates1408
@jeffreybates1408 3 года назад
He said that he "could NOT emphasize" that there should be no violence...etc. Missed that one!
@misterquantum9840
@misterquantum9840 3 года назад
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer." - Dune
@crazycatlady183
@crazycatlady183 3 года назад
👏
@generalantilles2586
@generalantilles2586 3 года назад
Ah, but fear is useful information. You just need to know what to do with that fear and not let it control you.
@dirtyfrench2926
@dirtyfrench2926 3 года назад
He who controls the Spice controls the Spice Girls...
@indydude2094
@indydude2094 3 года назад
Being eaten by a sand worm would be a nice way for Trump to go lol
@bigwitt187
@bigwitt187 3 года назад
@@indydude2094 Her does resemble the Baron.
@tsarfox3462
@tsarfox3462 3 года назад
It's a sad state of affairs when we need 3 times the troops in Afghanistan and Iraq to guard our own capital.
@ale347baker
@ale347baker 3 года назад
Someone wrote that we didn't know the Confederates had declared war....now we know.
@ragnarokinVII
@ragnarokinVII 3 года назад
@@ale347baker don't engage.
@anonymous6687
@anonymous6687 3 года назад
@Dudley Burleson Enlighten me. I mean I care that our Congress was almost wiped out (see: pipe bombs and Molotov cocktails found) and the Capitol was literally ransacked. Not sure why you’re defending this. The Capitol attack is indefensible.
@journeysalkebulan
@journeysalkebulan 3 года назад
@Dudley Burleson you mad? lol! ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
@ale347baker
@ale347baker 3 года назад
@@ragnarokinVII what?
@TB--sp9wy
@TB--sp9wy 3 года назад
Let him sing his shanties! "There once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea The winds blew up, her bow dipped down O blow, my bully boys, blow"
@TheSocialAlchemy
@TheSocialAlchemy 3 года назад
Gold! What was the reference to 1/64 and sea shanties? Too cryptic.
@jessenaill3396
@jessenaill3396 3 года назад
What? This is gay af
@aaroncaroon9482
@aaroncaroon9482 3 года назад
Soon may the wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum
@lindaterrell5535
@lindaterrell5535 3 года назад
Cape Cod men, they have no sails Heave Away! Heave away! They sail their boats with Codfish tails. Cape Cod women they they no combs They comb their hair with codfish bones Cape Cod boys they have no sleds They coast down hills on codfish heads Cape Cod girls they have no pins They sew their dresses with codfish fins
@tayoodebunmi3975
@tayoodebunmi3975 3 года назад
one day when the tonguin' is done we'll take our leave and go
@mandolo100
@mandolo100 3 года назад
I completely lost it at "he's literally too old for this ****"
@teejay9415
@teejay9415 3 года назад
That joke about Eric is hilarious.
@matthewjohnson2493
@matthewjohnson2493 3 года назад
"People let me tell ya bout my best friend.." 😆😆
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