Asgard Mothership 

"You may not like him, Minister, but you have to admit: Dumbledore has style!"

supreme commander Thor .I..

And an exit. The way his ship dissolves back into the clouds is pretty sweet

He always have,in every continuity...

We come from the land of the ice and snow From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow The hammer of the gods Will drive our ships to new lands To fight the horde, sing and cry

its like playing civilisation 2, fighting of one enemy with bows and arrows and then the third opponent rolls in with nukes . :D:D:D

@@tomast9034 I still remember the terror of AI cheating in pre-BNW Civ 5. Japan is losing 5000 gold per turn but every. single. damn. tile. is occupied by spearmen or archers. Your units only have 10 hp. The enemy retaliates when you attack. Result: Spearmen are downing airplanes and tanks and the war isn't going anywhere as the troops replenish faster than I can kill them. I literally had to resort to nukes.

They just beam them up they don't even kill them thats the scary part like a kid spanking a child

lol ... superior character proven ... spam accounts with way too much free slave labor time win ... N or Y or depends ... does torture cause anger.

Lol because if they really wanted to kill you, you wouldn't have a spine remaining

Jack: "Not exactly what I meant but OK"

And the blow it up

@@isaaclawson2097 Stargate 101

Cant forget about the Daniel jackson

Wow those things are massive

👀 what happened to the goa'uld structures and troops???

@@alexiachimciuc3199 to me feels more like they got dematerlized into raw building materials XD

They got vacuumed up like so many dust bunnies, the Asgard made it look as easy as cleaning your living room.

​@@alexiachimciuc3199 We dont know exactly; but we do know they are teleported somewhere and not disentigrated. Now whether they are just teleported back to thier own territory or into the middle of the sun we do not know; but in this specific case i would say the jaffa and ships were simply relocated as at this point the Asgusrd and Gould are still in what is essentially a cold war. The Gould are growing more agressive and dismissive of treaties and diplomacy as evident by the plot of the episode but the Asguard are still trying to maintain the status quo and not escalate everything into a full on hot war; thus the solution was not killing the interlopers....just....relocate them. Its actually quite clever and was a great bit of world building that made the Asguard feel very wise and enlightend as one would expect from an ancient species such as they.

@@physetermacrocephalus2209 Yeah I agree, I think they were just brought back to the nearest goa'uld world, the Asgard don't really have the ressources to commit to an all out war against the goa'uld at this point in the story, so it'd make more sense to drop them off back home and have the jaffa spread the fear of the asgard + the probable humiliation of their 'god' by being dropped off/stranded on another rulers world.

Better yet than get off my lawn. Would be the sign says not golled. can't you read Asgard?

More like the asguard version of “let me just delete this real quick”

+f38stingray That was Heru'ur

+Kontrol Denai true horus had long blondish hair. funny enough he actually looked like a viking.

Poor old Heru'ur never catches a break

He knew he was getting his ass whipped by the Asgard so he decided to save himself.

LOL, agreed.

That was the nice thing about SG1 and SGA. Good family fun unlike ...

Amm.. except for Chapter 2 (dave's wife convertion)... Some scenes are not so "familiar" I thought...

Stargate SG1 and Stargate Atlantis are perfect. Let it be. Look at Star Wars and Star Trek now. The new movies and series are nothing compared against the old ones. I don´t think Stargate in the 2020s would do better.

The worst thing about SG1 was that O'neill never got to say goodbye to his good friend Thor... I still find that incredibly saddening.

@@unregierbar7694 Tried the Expanse?

Better late than never....indeed.

being in charge of the fleet has it's benefits

yup, you gotta be an uber nerd and look into every cranny for every reference or know a lot about the mythos behind that one mythos one group of aliens used. So cool, eh?

Earned

@@nonhominid Earnt is an actual word you dumb fuck.

Because he was the first Jaffa to rebel against his masters.

@@Elitesolider1023 Second, Bra'tac was the the first as far as we know.

@@raptor1672 Wrong, Sodan warriors were rebelling against the Goa'uld long before Bra'tac and Teal'c

me too 👍

@@mediasinc.2396 Yep same here!

Same

Tealc is a Non Cringe Klingon, Kinda

Klingons also have a ritualistic form of combat that wouldn't work on people that fight differently.

Indeed.

DS9 Worf was much more Teal'c like in his butt kicking. Nothing like the punching bag from TNG.

To be fair Teal'c had his symbiote healing factor. Worf never had such an ability so it's only natural Worf would have had his ass kicked more. Also Worf got his ass kicked by a barrel...

Fuck yeah!

not for not whats the point of shift delete when you already selected everything and just hit delete at that point. oh ya prob use one of them Operating System's with a trashcan lulz.... I'll stick with rm -rf *

@@Cinncinnatus But, Asgards would probably free the Goauld and Jaffa "deleted" in that scene later on some neutral planet with stargate. So Shift delete is accurate.

More like: "Ctrl-A, Shift click Teal'c, Shift Delete"

@@Cinncinnatus Hitting delete it gets in the paper basket, shift delete and it's directly deleted, like emptying the paper basket.

i always love later on in this season the episodes "Secrets", he gets his hand injured with the hand device by O'Neill throwing a combat knife at him.

"I'll let the grunts deal with this."

+Daniel Carroll End process.

I call it Thor's "Get Yo Ass Outta My Neighborhood" Gun.

The Great Fuckoffski.

Haha! also the Alt+F4 ray

LOL

Imagine being imprisoned as a binary bits

@@aspopulvera9130 Not much of a prison since only Barkley ever noticed the passage of time while in transport.

Just ask Scotty, he managed to stay alive in one for 75 years. But alas, poor Franklin didnt make it. : )

Then this'll be your big chance to get away from it all.

Are you telling me that it turned inside-out and then exploded?

@Jo Bloggs this is the best scifi show ever

Well, it was cool but I wouldn't exactly say "epic". Writing was up and down on SG1. Never absolutely terrible though.

Hear hear

@Jo Bloggs your mom is crap

@Jo Bloggs damn your so pathetic

Except you're the Replicators ;)

TianDee Even then, the replicators were destroyed in the end. XD

I am the last Replicator, so behave yourselves.

David Govett You wish. You're a replicated replicator that doesn't have replicating abilities. :P

LOL

I honestly doubt that the Asgard would ever even accidentally let the Wraith get anywhere near their technology.

@@DayneTreader Pegasus Asgard had to hide on toxic planets to avoid the wraith, they might not have had a choice. As for the other Asgard, yap.

This particular device certainly sounds similar to the Wraith Dart capture devices.

I often wondered why Kirk never employed the Enterprise's transporter as a weapon.

@@DavidLS1 Ethics but the borg, dominion, and romulans did.

Its all avail on daily motion site

But the writers did bad by putting them garbage

​@@MrAlkylationdestroy of they was bad yep like they still have many years probaddy more that 100 befor actuality cant make new working boddys and if they meat pegaz azgard they can help themself, one give new tech space one give bio tech

Dylan Darnell I want that vacuum cleaner. Screw Dyson.

got to love those guys

.we got em now just a tad bit smaller and less powerful........................what do U think the BBD's are???????

Say this fast

No, be SUPREME Commander of the Asgard Fleet

And became an Asgard legend!

@@rhas356 Exactly ! ;)

Gay

@@Haldinyar Yag.

the only ones we can blame for that mistake are the writers.

I was thinking Ugly Kidd Joe's "I Hate Everything About You." But then again, I'm a bit weird, so...

Someone needs to super cut that NOW.

?

Friendly? Sure. Peaceful? Naah. If Thor had his way(and the Replicators were gone), the Asgard fleet would go on crusade/jihad(cruhad?) semi-regularly. And thus did the Goa'uld, Wraith, and Asurans surrender. Or in the case of the Asurans, due to insta-supernova/black hole.

It's pretty clear that the Asgard would've ground the Goa'uld under their petite little feets a LONG time ago, but they've been occupied dealing with the stupid Replicators for a while now.

The Asgard, frankly, are more badass than the MCU's Asgardians. If Malekith had appeared over the Asgard home world, Commander Thor would blink his black eyes, move a control crystal, and Malekith and his dudes would disappear instantly.

@@FS2K4Pilot Back to void you go

Why? You know it's true.

👆

Their codified knowledge and cultures were loaded into the Odyssey computer not their minds. In an earlier episode, they sacrificed their home planet by turning their Sun into a black hole to try and stop the replicators and moved their population to a new home planet however when the replicators attacked their new home, Thor said they no longer had the resources to do that again. They could not store all their minds in the Odyssey computer, that was already established before they installed their technology on Odyssey.

The race still lives not all Asgard's are gone

It always struck me as odd, why the asgard would not just create from scratch a new body to inhabit. a stop gap solution. They clearly have lost cultural interest in actual sex based procreation so... why not slip on a new body until they fix their greater issues? They can upload their minds sooo..... yesh....

Trazyn the Infinite because they needed brains that could contain their knowledge, they wanted to have their cake and eat it too.

Das Institut They actually evolved to the point in which they could no longer perform basic tasks, which was their inevible downfall.

Their pronouns are "fu...k around/ don't even find out"

That sound effect is the exact same as Wraith beaming tech six seasons and a show later.

@@josephheiskell3493 That's kinetic

@@The360MlgNoscoper Not quite sure. The graphic showed the ship blowing up in hyperspace and the explosion and/or debris hitting the following ships. Might be kinetic, then again it might not be.

@@wellendowedplatypus9024 Explosions are just kinetic energy being released in all directions from a singular point. Where as a gun is kinetic energy being focus onto a single point.

The O'Neill looks way cooler.

@@Kalenz1234 I strongly agree. But is a damn shame that Humanity was never able to save any of the surviving O'Niell class Warships once the Asgard decided to commit self suicide [after giving Humanity all of their knowledge as well as their tech and weaponry too] once the Ori showed up!

@@jamieolberding7731 Last episode of SG1: Thor: We gonna give you all we have. Tauri: Like your fleet of giant new motherships with enough firepower to even blow up replicator battleships? Thor: Na we gonna just retrofit your ship. Also did you notice how the O'Neill was a Gigantic ship even slightly larger than the Beliskner but during the fight vs the Ori it was suddenly smaller than a Hatak?

@@Kalenz1234 Now that I do remember well, the Battle of P3Y-229 (this infamous battle where it was more of a massacre/SLAUGHTER: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-idg6AsX6hsg.html )... which as General Landry once said about the aftermath when the Ori sent the first wave of Ori Warships: "They cut through two of our 304's, an Asgard ship, and a fleet of Goa'uld motherships." (from "Stargate: SG-1" Season 10, Episode 1 "Flesh and Blood")

@@Kalenz1234 Ori Warships themselves have a length of approximately over 1,100 meters and a width of over 850 meters. The Asgard O'Niel class however has Length of 1,500 meters and a Width of over 700 meters.

lol...bro you're true earthlings😅

They dumbed down and nerfed everything, not just the Asgard. Just so the Americans can save the universe, save everyone really... the went quite far with the American power fantasy.

@@biocapsule7311 Yes well the longer the show went on the more it became a poster child for the American Exceptionalism myth.

@@biocapsule7311 You know, this show was written by Canadians and filmed in Vancouver... right? *queue curb your enthusiam theme*

@@VeryDeathlyShiny Oh yes, a large number of them yes, didn't change the fact that it is an American power fantasy by 3rd season. Most of the writers, actors etc. have work in the US industry for most of their career, does being Canadian made you immune to the US power fantasy? A whole chuck of US production were also film in Vancouver, don't make them any less US fantasy. *queue curb your enthusiam theme*

@@VeryDeathlyShiny lol..yep

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It's not a disintergration beam. It's _the teleporter._ Wraith scoop beams use the exact same sound. He teleported them all and dumped the buffer.

and waiting for dead too

@@marcelpavlik7976 Mean

In the Atlantis continuation novels a female asgard (who still has hair?) de ascends to help the Vanir as long as the promise to leave the galaxy

Yeah. In SGA is revealed that Adgards are still in that Galaxy and hiding because of Wraights

Maybe the Ancients ripped off their version of Transporter Tech from the Asgard? Which the Wraith would have gotten it from the Pegasus Alterans?

@@thebighurt2495 I don`t think so. More likely Asgard ripped it off from Ancients, because they (Ancients) were the most advanced. As for Wraith, it`s even easier, as they are ex-Ancients who were genetically improved (or the opposite) so they became Wraith which means they had same tech from the start. But really...I just think they were lazy and reused same effects and sounds. Happened in Star Trek Enterprise as well

@@descendinguniverse666 The Ancients were NOT more advanced than the Asgard. They were on the same level, just focused on different fields. Asgard ships were capable of crossing between Galaxies in HOURS. Even the City-ships and Destiny took days, if not weeks. The Ancients' beaming was heavily dependant on platforms to do the transporting, whereas the Asgard were doing point-and-click anywhere without one. The Ancients managed to make a Time Machine and a Time-Loop machine with great difficulty, the Asgard had a Time Bomb capable of slowing (or speeding) up time by a ludicrous scale.

​@@thebighurt2495 it might be that at some point of time Asgard technologies were on par or outmatched the Ancient ones, but long before it Ancients dominated. You may check dates if you want to. There`s so much time passed between Destiny and City-ships. Can`t recall right now what Asgard were capable of during Destiny era. Most of stuff you`ve mentioned seems to be invented relatively recently, after Ancients ascended and stopped care about anything, which still was long time ago from the Tau`ri perspective. That`s probably when Asgard took over and continued developing their stuff.

@@descendinguniverse666 Granted, maybe the Asgard were the "new kids" compared to the Ancients* 100k+ years ago, but the Ancients were still around long enough to join the Four Races Anti-Goa'uld Alliance and that was only a few thousand years ago. By that time the Asgard had most definitely caught up, if not outright surpassed the Ancients in some respects and, frankly, I think the Asgard were actually smarter than them, if the Ancients had that much of a head-start and the Asgard still caught up to them. *relatively-speaking

Never seen independence day have you

Not even close to reality.

@@davidjames1063 atmospheric displacement is a realistic depiction of a large object entering an atmosphere

@@mxviii I don't argue with idiots. Ignorance on so many levels is sad.

My reaction too but earlier when Thor says "On the contrary, this a live transmission".

Actually, no, you should always let SOME enemies escape, especially when you absolutely slaughter them like this. That way they can take stories of your overwhelming might and superiority back to their people, which makes others less like to try and start shit with you later. The Asgard have an image to maintain.

Gerann Gerber The design of their ships is very close to Starcraft battlecruisers.

one thing that i loved about all 3 series were ship designs

He had a huge fleet. This is just a small portion of his force.

Agreed. They were a force of nature in the earlier seasons.

@@alexanderg1935 I mean given that the BC304 is arguably the strongest regular ship at the end of the shows and it heavily relies on Asgard tech I think it's fair to say they still are, even after their death.

even enter anubis

If i remember correctly, they beamed everything up, but instead of rematerializing it they simply hit delete on the buffer afterwards. What's crazier is that their beaming technology was advanced enough to beam up and store entire Ships without difficulty.

@@CedricBassman I like to think Thor SAVED the beamed up Jafa and just dumped them on a nearby planet sans weapons...and possibly clothes.

He's like "Yeah, imma head out before they also delete my fleet."

It's nice to dream, meantime where you gonna keep it until you have the antigravity module available in the garage?

You better get a lot of billions, only to get into low Earth orbit on ISS costs about 2 billions or so. Sometime the size of that Asgard mother ship, to get in LEO, 20-100 billions minimum, assuming you take it up in pieces and build it there.

Building a mile long ship would probably cost us in the hundreds of trillion

¡You can do this men!

With the current tech we have, it would need trillions to build something like that and even with that money, it might not be doable with our current understanding of tech, so it's a nice dream but thats all it is, a lot of new tech would need to be invented and that would cost a fotune and as I said above, with our level of understanding, it still might not be doable.

Realistically Teleporters would also boost the production capabaility of any species to a near infinite level, make people practically immortal (just beam a backup, if someone dies) and enables us to create machines, where every single atom is excactly engineered to it's purpose.

It was said somewhere that the beam used on the hatak is a matter dematerializer. That is why the beliskner was able to hold everything.

what epiaode was that????

+Carlos Hernandez Thor’s Chariot - Season 2 Episode 6

thank you

Thor's hammer could kill both Sha're and her child. It takes a physical and mental toll in the process of removing the Goa'uld.

+Oliver P but there is a whole labyrinth to the exit. Gate to the planet, get sucked to the labyrinth, deliver the baby, let the gao'uld restore Sha're's body, shove her through the exit.

Perhaps he simply forgot about the whole ordeal? I mean he did just find his wife so he wouldn't be thinking clearly. Plus it matters not as he was unable to reach that planet because of Apophis.

"Thors Hammer removes Goa'uld from their hosts leaving the host completely fine" unless the Goa'uld is not yet mature and the host is a Jaffa.

So......did yall watch this episode? Jaffa need their larvae to survive. Which was why they destroyed the original Thor's hammer.

Having been chastised by a police officer for attacking my sister with a space hopper, I can say this is definitely true

+Arturo Rosas And they just raise a finger "Supreme Commander"

The wraith stole the technology from the Asgard when they came to their galaxy.

Culling Beams. The Asgard in the Pegasus galaxy are a rogue faction called the Vanir.

No need. He is powerless without his Jaffa, and he can still deliver the story to the other Goa'uld. Even better, he will probably get his ass handed over to him by another snake. The Asgard don't need to do anything more than mop up some trash.