Ask Steve: You Ain't Jesus! 

"I'll give you the gift on Christmas and you'll open it on your birthday" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He always has the perfect answer. I wish I could think that fast

'How bout you don't get no damn gifts this year. Now Merry Christmas and you ain't Jesus!' This is just too funny.

I died when he asked: "Is your family black?" You know good and hell well you ain't getting two gifts.😂😂😂😂

“Oh you bigger than Jesus, now?” I love how even Steve can’t help but laugh at that

I like when Steve asks is your family black? that usually answers alot of questions

She shouldn't give gifts to her family and if they ask why say that they allready got it on their birthday

The Mom impression had me dying! Especially with his mouth like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

“You finna mess around and get yo feelings hurt”😂😂

Her: "Top That!" Steve: "I'm about to ruin this women's whole career."

"Why are me and you still talkin'?" This killed me 😂😂😂😂

Steve is a mess! I love him. He keeps it real, LOL!

if she is complaining about that,what of those born on February the 29th?

"Oh, you bigger than Jesus now" ! Steve and all of us lost it with that one ! 😂😂😂

3:07 Steve:But I'm sitting in a hospital with my feet in the stirrups screaming and hollering and squeezing to have u out here 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

and this is why I love black people 😂😂

Black moms be life, I gave u the greatest gift of all, life. Lol

The girls feelings are genuine and valid. she has the right to feel the way she does but my God Steve is just too much. LMFAO.

When she said "top that" I almost had a breakdown😂 imagine saying that to your mama, your feelings wont be the only thing that's hurt. Better have Jesus AND the ambulance on the mainline

The way he is impersonating her mom made me die laughing just imagining the real conversation and arguing between mama and her daughter was like😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Give you ya gift on Christmas and open it on ya birthday" 😂

this is the best 'Ask Steve'!!!!

I love when Steve impersonates Momma`s 😂 The best thing ever!!

Steve was so emotionally involved near the end! This is why I watch this!

5 years later I'm still watching this and dying laughing

Her voice is so cute

That is Hands down the BEST "ask Steve" EVER!

This IS my FAVORITE "Ask Steve". Man he punked her. She was so cute and frustrated. Poor thing! He was sooooooo unsympathetic!

Omg, Steve is a damn trip! I so enjoy watching his videos. There’s times I cry and other times I laugh till I have a headache. He is the BEST!!

This is my favorite one. Greetings from Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea

LMBO!!! "You AIN'T Jesus!" LOL My birthday is 8 days after Christmas & my Mom always made it special for me (thanks Mommy). However, 2 things: I was her only AND I still didn't get all the stuff I got for Christmas. I got a cake, dinner and a movie, or something more low key. On major bdays I would get a party. Bless my Mommy's heart - she made SURE it was special and she was a single mom; with help from Granny. God love them both - they are both with the Savior now, but I thank God EVERYDAY for them and their sacrifices and teaching me to know and love Jesus! Nothing better!

I'm also a December 26 baby. I know the struggle 😂

December 26 is my dad's birthday also. I'm 15 so I don't have a lot of money but I used almost everything I have to get him four gifts. 2 for Christmas and 2 for his Birthday.

“HOW BOUT YOU DON’T GET NO GIFT THIS YEAR??? NOW MERRY CHRISTMAS AND YOU AIN’T JESUS!” 😂😂😂😂😂 Had me outta here

The poor girl, it's not her fault! Steve painted a very comical picture though. 😂😂😂 If her mum and family are reading this, you've got 11 months before Christmas to get her a birthday gift! You could even do it on Black Friday or Cyber Monday.

i have watched this segment hundreds times and it makes me laugh each time 😂

You are bigger than Jesus now.........i didn´t see that coming, cracking my lungs out

Oh Sh*t this one is great!!! "If you'd come on the 19th like they said I would'a been home for Christmas!" So Momma (Steve) puts the blame on her!!! FOFLMAO!!

She: asks how to convince her parents Steve: convinces her 😂😂

This man really can think quick on his feet...think i watch this clip a 100times🤣🤣😂 every now an then I come back just to see Steve's lips 🤣😂🤣 hilarious

I love this dude, he's Genius and funny! I appreciate all of his life work. Hope you make it to your billion dollar birthday wish my brother. You deserve every dollar!

This man is passionate at what he does, really love his work

Omg you killed it Steve 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Not fair though😆😆😆. My dad did that to me on Christmas too. And the cake 🎂 written MERRY CHRISTMAS and he said it was for my b.day plus Christmas celebration. 😶😶😶. I had no words for him.

My favorite part was when she said “I don’t want to come across as ungrateful.”

my daughter was born 12/26 and I made sure me and my family celebrated her birthday on her birthday. That isn't fair like she said her siblings get their birthdays celebrated on their days do she only deserve 5 same

Man oh man. I swear this guy is the most funniest human on earth 🌏 Thank you sir for the laughs 💪🏻🤣

Go, Steve! Man thinks on his feet!

" and you ain't Jesus!" lord have mercy!!!😂😂😂😂..LOL!!😂😂😂!

I agree with her... She should get a Christmas AND a birthday gift... Just as every other child does... What happens if she was born 2 days after?? 3 days? What's the limit when she can start receiving gifts again on her birthday?

oh gosh i fall off d bed Mr Harvey oh lord u aint Jesus U mess up my Christmas!

Steve's straight face while listening to her question,. like, he already knew what to say after just hearing her first sentence. 😂

"Oh you bigger than Jesus now?" 2:19 😂😂😂 oh my God 😂♥️♥️

I have a niece who’s birthday is close to Christmas I stopped that nonsense I make sure to get her gifts for both I refuse to participate in that foolishness

this is still the funniest to me🤣🤣🤣🤣. That very important question..... " is your family black" hahaah I love my people

The way he got into character kills me everytime i watch this ...lips puckered,arms folded against the chest,and the pinky hangin out

this is one of the best "ask steve"

When she said her family's black I knew there was little hope. Then she said she was trying to convince her mother and I was like just give it up it ain't happening.

When Steve was playing like her mother the way he was talking that's the way my mother used to be we was practically scared to ask her for anything she would cuss you out have mercy but she was a great lady God rest her soul

God bless you Steve Harvey. I never get tired of watching this scenario

Is yo family black? You know good Nd hell well you ain’t getting 2 gifts😂😂💯

I can never get bored of this one🤣

one of the best steve Harvey episodes

“I will compromise with you” The Harper of losing has been played

She should celebrate the birthday in summer, my birthday is too close to Christmas so nobody had time for my birthday party and my cousins were forced to go. Nobody wanted to celebrate at that time of year, however when I moved the party to early summer people I didn't even know showed up to party

I literally jus dead and come back to life 😂😂😂😂 that last part have me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"I hope thy gave her 2 gifs this yea" -Steve's accent- ....lol that was funny.

😭😭😂😂"you bigger than Jesus now"😭😭😂😂😂

She's such a sweetheart of a lady with a wonderful sense of humor and a beautiful smile, I think she deserves the gifts. Steve you're the best. very witty and Sharp thinking, it's really really amazing to see you in action funny funny funny nothing else comes close

I laughed and laughed 😂This so good ".. are you bigger then Jesus now..? ❤

True story: So, my grandmother was born on Christmas eve. One day I was visiting her and we were watching one of her favorite shows together and out of no where she says, “84yrs of half the presents I should’ve had… what a shame!” 😂😂😂 yeah, I lost it! So funny! Miss you grandma ❤

Steve’s comebacks are priceless 😂😂😂

Man oh man. I swear this guy is the most funniest human on earth 🌏 Thank you sir for putting some smiles on my face. 💪🏻🤣

This is so accurate..just be grateful, sweetie.."you already messing up my holiday to have you on 26th"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Steve you have gotten me through so many things in my life . I'm so glad you were born .

If her family treats her one way differently than her other siblings, then it's not a matter of a holiday-birthday, it's a matter of preferential treatment (her mother favors the others). She can easily counter with giving them one gift to open on one holiday or occasion (anniversary, birthday, etc.), but will receive none the rest of the year. It would be a gift to herself to celebrate Christmas by herself somewhere she will be happy, as a gift to herself, and celebrate her birthday with her friends. It maybe hurt her to not be around family, but since her mother is quite narcissistic, it wouldn't be a loss to slowly have none of them in her life. If she lives close to them, she should move to distance herself.

"Are u bigger than Jesus now?"😂😂😂😂

This is still my favourite one!! I Always give people TWO gifts, unless I'm buying something that's basically double what I would usually spend, but I've done that and just bought an extra "little something." I feel so sorry for people like my step sister who's birthday is on boxing day, she gets one gift from everyone, in christmas paper. And she gets it too, "this is your birthday and christmas present by the way." Just buy two gifts! cheapskates!

" You know good and hell well you ain't getting two gifts " 😂😂😂😂

Bewildered wonderment. Be grateful you get any gift from your mother who is alive at all!

"Is your family black?" "Yes..." "...You know good in hell where you ain't getting two gifts." It's that simple.

Steve has a gift. The stuff he comes up with. He is my Uncle in my head. 😂

Well my brother’s birthday is actually ON Christmas and he hates it 😂

My dad's birthday was two days after Christmas. He told us to give ONE present. He felt it was the best to do

Only cheap people combine a Christmas and Birthday gift. Nasty..

i keep watching this episode over and over again...cant stop laughing ...

I love how he warns viewers before he asks the girl if her family is black hahahahah

Omg, I thought after she said I want to feel special like all the other kids, that was the end but DAMN!! "Momma" Steve let her have it!! DAMN!!! *I WAS HOLLERING AND LAUGHING THAT I STARTED CRYING!!*

" You finna mess around n get yo feelings hurt"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Beautiful Savior. Truly. I’ll serve thee. ✝️

I never get tired of this clip 🤣🤣🤣

THATS THE BEST ASK STEVE !! and ive been watching "Hey Steve" AND "Ask Steve" for a good 2 hour now HAHAHAha He is the best

ive watched this clip so many times...so damn funny! steve harvey is so hilarious! i love u,steve!!!

She needs 2 gifts, her family need to stop playing..They the family , get 2 gifts why won’t they give her..Damn, wish I knew her Imma send her a gift!

I feel her pain, My Bday is the 26th, cousins the 24th. we both got screwed every year AS KIDS. then to top it off, shared birthday party for 2 kids who never felt like we got a birthday to begin with.

This was the best show I have ever seen. Outragious.!

“OH YOU THINK YO BIGGER THEN JESUS” 😂

I was crackin up laughing this the best Ask Steve ever...u ain't Jesus😂😂😂😂

I've watch this segment at least 10 times and it makes me laugh...I just love it..."if you came on December 19th..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Steve... God bless you... i love you man❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣