ASMR B*tchy Brittney Keeps You Awake 

Wooh, welcome back Brittney! How does B*tchy Brittney make you feel? Do you like her? Hate her? Let me know down below! ✨

"Ask her out, the worst she can say is no" Brittney: ew

Brittney: Are you really trying to go to sleep right now? Me: I have to be to work at 3am Brittney: I knew it. What's wrong with you?

Can’t stop thinking about how funny this would look from the perspective of someone walking into the room and witnessing her talking the utmost shit into a camera 😂😂😂

"Anyways, how was your day? Oh, it was good? Hahahaha, DON'T CARE!" Killed me 😂

This feels like a traumatic sleepover I had as a child 🤣😅

Brittney definitely has 'I'm not like the other girls' energy

Brittney sure has a calming voice 🥰

That "Eww" at the beginning was so endearing...or maybe I just have issues...

instead of not being able to sleep, it's actually make me feel really sleepy 😴

Brittney reminds me of my little sister who never let's me sleep 💀

This is more funny than mean 🤣 can’t take her seriously

Intro 0:01 🔦 0:30 M Brush 2:42 Tapping 5:11 H Brush 5:45 🎱 8:17 Paint 10:10 Glitter 12:33 Spray bottle 14:57 Don’t go to sleep 16:42

you don’t understand how excited i am for brittney to be back!! she’s so iconic and i missed her

this is way too funny and relaxing at the same time

Happy Mothers Day To Any Mommas Out There! This is the perfect way to wind down from my day. I always look forward to these videos from you. We stan Brittney

She is like my mind during my anxiety breakdowns preventing me to sleep…damn It!! 🤣🤣

darling: u r not allowed to sleep also darling at 0:22: doing triggers that makes me tired

this is what having a sister as a brother feels like.

It was the “whoops whoops whoops” while spraying the water for me 😂

"you do not deserve any sleep. " Me: *sobbing over 11 missing assignments. "I know okay. 😭"

can't believe I trusted Britney to not scream on my ears

Loved the glue "waterboarding" part, any chance of seeing that again in the future? Might also be a really good trigger to let it dry then peel it off the camera lens/cover like everyone does with their hand in elementary school lol

I haven't smiled this much in a long time, seriously thank you and hope you enjoyed your weekend

14:09 this sounds sooo goood...❤

Im not sure why but this was more relaxing than most „comforting“ ASMR videos for me. Maybe its because it feels more realistic than people being genuinely nice.

I just suddenly realised how strange it is that all these things that should be annoying & keep us awake actually make is relaxed & fall asleep. Like if you said to someone that the only way I drift off is by someone shining torchlight in my eyes they’d look at you like you’re crazy. 🤣

Usually whenever I watch ASMR I fall asleep but I guess Britney kept me awake for once for watching ASMR.

Brittney: Wake up! My brain: …Grab a brush and put a little makeup!

Yes bitchy brittney is back how I missed you. Love when she makes a return for more. ❤️❤️❤️

I immediately laughed😭😂 “EW” hahaha, love this so much!

jokes on her, she gave me tingles by starting with my fav trigger! I love your videos and creativity but, also, your simplicity Darling, you are simply the best!

still convinced she's deeply in love with me

DAMN now that light thing is great at relaxing me YET waking me up at the same time... That's gonna be the first thing i watch every morning 👀

THE INTRO haha i love it taylor!!! 😆🥰 ironically this is the video helping me fall asleep - anything she does is relaxing 😂 also... this roleplay is soooo detailed.. i LOVED the "lean back" part with the face painting. Absolutely genius

This is soooooo relaxing 😌

You know these vids are my guilty pleasure as a teenager with a bad sleep pattern and loud days your vids always help to calm me down

2:25 jokes on you. I loved it.

This was always one of my favorite characters. So funny knowing how kind you really are

This video had me laughing so hard that I won't be able to fall asleep so mission accomplished!

That was actually super relaxing and tingly😊❤️ thank you

Nice twist, it's the usual triggers but the fact that she's doing this to keep me awake actually makes me sleepy lol

The more she tries to wake me up the more I feel sleepy..😴

00:04 accurate description of every girl that encounters me for the first time

Brittney is the girl that takes your lunch money in school. Oddly, you still sit next to her the next day so she can do it again.

So strange yet intriguing… very much the “you’re cute when you’re angry.”

This definitely gives "being teased and bullied by my crush at a middle school sleepover" vibes.

Best community! Hope everyone is relaxed :D

It's 4 in the afternoon and I'm fighting for my life to stay awake. Thank you Brittney.

Bro why is this the most relaxing asmr video i have ever seen🤣👍🏽🥹

Sooooo original and unique, always surprising 🥰🥰.

The magic Eight ball bit was so good

Lol your the best at creating these Incredible characters.I needed really Good laugh before heading to bed. Brand new week starts tomorrow so I wanted wish you to have wonderful Week ?Takecare Darling

One of the BEST ASMR Darling videos ♥ I was curious by the title, but surprisingly this is what I needed.

i love these videos i swear😩🙏🏼💜

Brittney tried to keep me awake but with that calm voice she had it put me to sleep so thank u Brittney❤😂

You do the sassy rude attitude really well! I love it! Thank you so much Taylor for a lovely relaxing video! 💜🙏💜

Is it weird that i'm watching this at the gym to make it through my treadmill walk? 💕💕

Brittney: Ew, are you really trying to go to sleep right now? Me who's in bed and in my pajamas:

Duuuuude she is literally the cutest ASMRartist on youtube and still can pull this one in an awesome way. The asmr queen PERIOD! ✌🏻❤️

the trigger words at the end are fantastic

Ever since Brittney first appeared years ago and asked Taylor what her channel was, I’ve unironically loved her 😂 she is SO funny

Cool to see Brittney again!

This deserves many sequels pls❤

Good seeing Britney back Her “I hope you didn’t like this” Me: I did 🤣 Love her ❤️

You know your a cutie when you frown and still cute. Asmr Darling for the win.

Killer ASMR video ever ❤️ So relaxing 🥱😴😪

i will endure all the seizures to get yelled at by Dahlink

I missed you! Please upload more often! You're still my favorite asmrtist!!!

darling, can't believe that I really watch this video while I am doing my thesis at 3 AM thanks for keeping me awake and relax at the same time

This is so funny yet tingley.

I absolutely love this channel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Been a fan since three years ago you were my introduction to asmr so I thank you for that🤍

Britney: now am going to annoyingly brush ur face Me: *dying of laughter*

I take it back, I don't want a sister.

That gas thing was way to on point like really didn’t expect that one and two I literally just had that happen

I'm looking forward to your video, I've been waiting the whole time for a video to come from you and now a video is finally here. ❤

darling: u r not allowed to sleep me: get tingled in Ʒ0̷ second

The worst distraction from sleep ever🧡

This feels like blair Waldorf giving dan Humphrey a makeover

Loved the flashlight trigger 😍 I always wanted this kind of trigger 😍

i'd be so happy if you made a face paint/glue massage video :D

Loved how you were so much in character 😂😂😂❤️it's cute

I replayed that "ew" in the beginning like 50 times cuz for some reason it cracked me up

Me: She’s so cute when she’s trying to be mean Brittany: You and your raggedy hair Me: Alright now you’ve crossed the line 😒 😂😅

Is it strange that I'm finding this relaxing?

This was so weird but I loved it so much 😂

Omgg, somehow those lights really helped with my headache following with that brush. Thank you!! I never thought that direct white light soothe me. Thank you sooo much. Now i can sleep well

Brittany gives me junior high/high school PTSD lol

We need a series!! Lol love it

OMG I loved this video! It’s totally different from usual asmr videos, I loved b*tchy Brittney! So relaxing and hypnotizing!

How does this video give me tingles like what

Yeeeesss! Brittney is baaack! Perfectly in time for me going to bed! Somehow you know, Tay. ;-P

The visual asmr is sooooo good! 🥰

Nothing like bitchy Britney on Mother’s Day 😂💕 Missed this character!!!

The lights are giving me good chills

Brittney: don't go to bed stay up Me:Falling asleep and just started the video ASMRMaster:This is ASMR I fell asleep B*tchy Brittney

I LOVE it how she said "WAKE UP" WAKE UP

Dang it! I just wanna sleep!

That was actually super relaxing and tingly😄❤thank you