ASMR Bad Life Coach 🤦‍♂️💸 

You nailed everything except you forgot to tell me that doing hard addictive drugs is perfectly okay in moderation

"sig-mund freud male" and "psychotically analyzing everyone around me" is golden writing

bruh, the side profile shot *got* me

99% of gamblers quite before winning

This is my kind of humor

An ASMR video has no business being this funny 😂😂 Well done!

This hilariously reminds me of Denholm Reynholm from the IT Crowd. "When I started this business, all I had was a dream... and 4 million pounds."

stoppp this sent me especially the whispers at the end 😂😂 you keep getting better and better! love to see it

This is essentially my budd'y's Sci Fi DnD character, moneymindset. He had a mental breakdown while looking in the mirror one night because another character spilled his Cologne by BIG SEAN in the sink. Good times, keep up the hustle

Wowowow these black background sort of rp ish videos are exactly what ive been looking for! I love the deadpan comedy, i love the satire, just everything! This video and the city council video have me in a chokehold!!! Keep it up man!!!😊😊😊

This video is so good, it changed my RU-vid recommendations

This Is one of the best videos i have seen in a long time

incredible wordplay. Dunno if you've seen or like Xavier renegade Angel but the vibe of self help wordplay is really reminiscent even if the rest of the schtick isn't. glad I found your vids today!

When I listen to ASMR, the grind never stops... 💯 💰

this has to be the funniest asmr video i’ve ever watched, thank you so much for your creativity and humor

Sigma Freud male lmao this is AMAZING

You have the best "Now, let's talk ______." I am enamored and will believe whatever comes out of your mouth next

Another perfect example of why you're the best

Genius! This is just what I needed!!

We should totally do a deep voice contest. 😂😂😂 but seriously, thank you for uploading tonight :)

this shit hilarious 😭😭

I can’t even listen to this as asmr you had me dying laughing in the first 5 minutes

I'm a Siegfried and Roy male. 😎 🐅

Best advice I’ve ever heard. I will now raise the rent on a single mother of 3

😂🤣🤣😭 (Until I think how close this is to certain elements in our society. 😳)

😭why is this actually really good dialog

Danny Docile vibes

That name is GOLD, great vid as always!! 🙏🏻

I fully realized the virality of my virility thanks to this video. Result? It now burns when I pee.

recounting the $400 was beautiful

How am I supposed to fall asleep when I’m laughing so hard? 😂

This is definitely advice. Awesome video.

It sure was nice of him to give me something free after spending $10,000 for his class.

You are amazingly witty monotonic

“Convergence. Viral marketing. We’re going guerilla. We’re taking it to the streets, while keeping an eye on the Street. Wall Street…buying paper just became fun.”

amazing, even when sleeping we don't get off the grind 💯

Your best work yet.

Me hearing all this terrible advice: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!*

DO IT was cool but now here's DON'T IT

This was amazing! 🤣 Fantastic video.

Straight up, you could make money as a life coach because they're all like this 😂

This is tremendous!

Noo this is my fav. Congrats.😂😂😂🎉

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Great vid as always Counting off $100s totally tacky. Well done Would you consider another cooking/ restaurant video?

Finally some bad life advice for one bad boy 🤗

You are fuckin hilarious man, great vid

This is an awesome video

I feel sorry for Jeremy

Why is this starting to make sense 😅

Comment to feed the algorithm

it worked i think

Are you part Persian by chance? Just curious

Wait wait wait. Where is the part where you telk me to go all in on red?

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how much did andrew tate charge you for this script? 😂

👋 hi m8 😊