"Hello. Yes, Dr. Gnarly is seeing new patients, but please be advised that there is a 37 month wait before we can schedule your first appointment. What? Yes, I'm serious. No, I'm not allowed to tell you if her primary demographic is male. That's a HIPPA violation. Yes, it's the same Dr. Gnarly on RU-vid. No, wearing a navy blue blazer won't get you an earlier appointment and we get that a lot. Ok, so now you understand. Perfect, we have something available in late June 2027..."