ASMR | Giving Pokemon Cards A Massage 

The relief i felt knowing these were just common and energy cards. Came in with stress, left with none

The towel in the background 🐘

The battling between the two is really creative and cool I think he should do one of these after every Pokémon pack opening

Elephant themed nursery? That's so adorable!

I assumed the worst and expected 30 mins of bending some super rare card. Glad it turned out stress free and mad relaxing

As someone who know the pokemon type chart, this is killing me, but banger asmr king, the pokemon massage vids are the best

The "mystery" energy is dark type

Giving Pokemon cards a massage is one of my favourite triggers of yours

As a Pokémon card this was a ten out of ten massage would recommend

The almost stretchy sound effect when you rub on a card is theeee ASMR trigger of all time

Mint condition ❌ Lightly played ❌ lightly massaged ✅✅✅

This video is amazing. Loved how you interpreted the cards as you liked and had a blast while doing it. Felt like when i played with pokemon and yugioh cards with my friends as a kid. Loved it.

WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR UPCOMING LITTLE ONE , BRETT🎉❤

This is such a good trigger I've never heard before. I've just discovered you through your shorts and I'm very happy about it

Yesss! My favorite short you made was massaging Pokemon cards so this was awesome

this one got the tingles really going

Let’s take a look at the Ambipom vs Crocalor (~ 12:00 ) fight from the video game perspective. Now let’s say these are two wild Pokémon fighting with one another. No type advantages however there are two things Ambipom has over Crocalor. It’s base stats and growth rate. Let's talk about the growth rate first. Ambipom is put into the Fast growth rate while Crocalor is put into a Medium Slow growth rate. Most likely Ambipom will have the level advantage over Crocalor and if it doesn’t well then it’s got the speed. Now looking at its base stats it has a total value of 482 and Crocalor has 411. Crocalor is not fully evolved yet which is why its base is so low. Not to mention it is weak to various moves such as Water, Ground, and Rock. Ambipom is only weak to one move which is fighting. Crocalor cannot learn a fighting type move from Level Up, Egg Moves, or TM. With Ambipom however, it can learn Water Pulse and Mud-Slap by TM if it has a trainer which it does not in this situation. So what are we left with? An Ambipom that has a 100 base attack and 115 base speed. Crocalor has a 90 base special attack. Now most fire-type moves are special minus a couple of them but this won’t be enough to save Crocalor. Making Ambipom our winner! (Why did I do this? It’s 3 am and I can’t sleep why do you think I’m here? Also, I’m not the best at the games so I'm sorry if I may have gotten something wrong. I apologize but in my opinion, I can’t see Crocalor winning especially if the Ambipom knows Last Resort.)

The idea of making them battle is amazing, so relaxing and is also fun. I'm hope the next Pokémon card opening you do the same

3:57 so so tingly

Don't know how you come up with these ideas but I'm here for it

6:46 It really depends on who's faster because they both can technically kill each other in two hits.

the whole pokemon face off thing was so relaxing

Feels and sounds good. Breaks my fucking heart

Unique asmr. Please do some more 🙏🔥

thats the best asmr ive seen in some weeks

This was great and so relaxing lol would really like to see a part two

Tingled through the whole thing, great video! I'm going for a nap now.😊😪

I want Wendy’s

I NEEEEED a no talking version of this!!!

you should make another one of these, super relaxing

Everyone talking about Zebstrika winning against Naclstack, but no one talks how simisage actually wins against both of them (Zebstrika needs 2 shots, but after recoil Simisage only needs 1 and Naclstack gets 1 shotted)

Pokemon cards was my favorite collection

Back then if I did that to my Pokemon cards I'd be dead even if they were energies 💀⚰️🥶🗿

2:14 that is the card version of Dark type

I know it’s just energies but it still hurts my soul to see cards bent, 10/10 tingles tho

This video was too entertaining especially since I'm playing pokemon shield right now lol

Hey - did my own rendition of this video. I hope you don't mind. I made sure to give you credit for the idea in the comments as well as in the video!

8:03 flamingo is flying and fighting Orbeetle is bug and psychic but orbeetle would still win because psychic beats fighting

I love this massaging cards series please do more! I also LOVED the battles, It was really fun listening to :))

Anyone want Burger King?

You are a genius. I love it😍

the wrapper was just as good

You have some weird asmr video ideas but they are always better than you would expect keep up the good work

Oh thank god their engery cards i was finna have a heartattack

Just seeing your thumbnails makes me sleepy cuz of how much I love falling asleep to ur videos 😂💕

i love Dumbo a lot ❤❤❤

dang that’s gnarly 💀

I just found your channel ❤ you're amazing

If you ever do this again, each Pokémon card has an indication for what their weak to in the bottom left

I think everything you said about a mechanic in the game or about it was wrong 😂 but great asmr sir !

Hi love the videos

My heart hurts. The cards are gonna be so bent… Very tingly tho

Please more this was soooo good

lets go w vid

Thank you elephant man

need another vid like this!

Please do more of these!!

14:06 CHEATING I CALL CHEATING!! That’s a fighting type, mane🥲

"for 10k likes ill massage a PSA 10 base set charizard, Leave a like and subscribe" Just imagine the madnes😂

The Pokemon ad that I wachted before the vid started🗿

Great ASMR

Big fan of pitting the cards against each other

“Iam the one who collects”

we eating good in the hood with this one

Can you make a video with the "what color is this" moment or a measuring ruler, these are my favorite triggers🤠

In total you would make 6.5 dollars if you sold the cards not counting the energy

I WANT MCDONALDS

,,Monkey, you done!!‘‘ 😭

As someone who collects Pokémon cards this pains me as a few of those cards were worth a decent amount of money and some are extremely hard to pull off

I swear I would love to have a series of pokemon king of the hill ASMR tournament

Im mad, you made zebstrika take the 50 damage debuff, but not the naclstack take his 30 damage debuff, zebstrika clearly won

Kinda funny no one noticed he is calling fighting types rock types

I like the sound but my Pokemon card collector heart hurts when I look at it

Please when your kid is old enough to crawl make a short of her choosing her first starter

can u pls do a pokeman card massage vidio without talking pls? so its less louder pls

Going for those PSA 1's I see

Lol ive been listening to this while playing fortnite. Helped me get two victories ❤😂

Rip I want Wendy's guy

This is so much fun

Bring back the lion plush

Do asmr rare charizard pokemon card😁

Great video . Your videos are amazing 🤩

He should buy a replica Shiny charizard and bend it just to mess with people

Thank god he’s using bulk cards 😭

Some time later... "Giving Air a Massage"

Fellow michigander here, will you ever have like a P.O. box where we can send you cool stuff aka more pokemon cards?

I just kno Pokemon card collectors are shaking in their boots rn

Grass. 🗿

Do this with a PS 10 Holographic Charizard.

This hurts my soul. Good sounds but the card damage it hurts

Who is gay 👇🏿

That thumbnail makes me irrationally furious.

W tingles

Would u lose?… nah I’d win

51 secs, nice

Im trying to push out the last smaller bits of poop as i watch this video

Day 2 of asking for rock Asmr to come back

let’s gooo

I want eggs.

As someone who is very careful with their belongings, the way you're handling these cards is physically and mentally hurting me😭