Villain mom: I will make you talk and when I do I will- Her son: Mommy! Mommy! Look! I made a Dinosaur! *Starts verbally stimming* Villain mom: Aw very nice Hero: What the Fu- Villain mom: WATCH YOUR MOUTH
When the kid suggested capturing and torturing a second hero, I was just sitting there thinking, "Holy shit were a sadistic little one." But I can't get the thoughts of the kid just being sat in a little villain costume and causing mischief with their powers on those meant to be watching him every time they leave the room and trying to get the heros autograph out of my head.
@Lapide Voice the kids, like what 5, right? When I was 5, all I could think about was playing pokemon Platinum and watching my favourite cartoons. I was a relatively simple creature, tho sheltered to high hell.
@@LapideVoice imagine how awkward dinner at the end of the day would be. “So what did you do today?” “Got thrown through a wall because I tried to stop mom from flooding the subway.” “I gave you to the count of three sweetie” “And jumped right to three!”
I think 💭 the villain 🦹♀️ is showing their child 👦 torture superhero 🦸♀️ because she wanted to show him how to be a great Super villain 🦹♀️ like her when he Grows up
Very cute and silly concept for a story, I love it. Her talking so sweetly about taking over the world and making the listener a royal was adorably fun
@@bailey6304 Well, there is a part 3 to a popular character coming up after which I have some very fun, and fierce, individuals who would love to meet you!
I'm just picturing her being like I've tried everything I can think of, every conventional method. Every cruel and unusual punishment I can think of. When the listener comes along. And just says. Have you tried playing baby shark on loop? and she is just like. I'm not sure if this will work, but I've tried everything else. And by some miracle, it works.
Mommy... I had a bad dream... *The little girl would be holding a stuffed golden retriever hug plush. She was very shy and quiet but there was tears in her eyes.*
@@Squiggles01 *softly strokes her back* shhh... shhh... its okay you are okay now... mommy will protect you .. lets go somewhere more comfortable *leaves the room with her daughter in her arms, leaving the trapped hero looking at the scene baffled*
Kid villain: Wowie, Mr. Stitcher! You’re the bestest superhero ever! Can I get your autograph?! {ten minutes later} Kid villain: MOMMY, LOOK! I GOT STITCHER’S SIGNATURE! NOW WE CAN FORGE SEVERAL DOCUMENTS UNDER HIS NAME AND FRAME HIM FOR TAX EVASION OR MORTGAGE FRUAD. Mom villain: Good work, my little royal spy! **thinking of how to explain that autographs aren’t legally binding** Have a non-poisoned cookie!
Mother: *trying to get info out the hero* Me who secretly got the info out of stitcher by threatening to steal and keep his dog: birthgiver i have aquired the necessary info I have now sent 90 death squads to each members exact location
I’m just imagining this kid older in their 20’s, superhero asks them why they’re evil, and then they say something like, “my mommy is evil and it’s very cool” XD
@@xamuelo256maverickhunter9 this video is not set in the MHA universe, seeing as I usually prefer to work in my own universes rather than ones that already exist. So it isn't them, though personality wise it could be
Imagine how juxtaposed it would be to hear what this is like when mother retires. To hear wiser things coming from a supervillain such as: "Assume makes an a** out of me and you." (I learned that one from my mother lol).
@@LapideVoice what about a series where listener is growing up like possibly 3 videos of each stage of their life or just 2 or 1 but I really want another episode with baby child listener and the next episode can be listeners idea to torture the heroes friend in front of him and/or the other way around like torture the hero in front of the heroes weakest hero friend
What makes these audios hit more is how much the parent sounds like a child themselves makes me image the interrogation at the start being a eight year old dangling a neighbor from the loft bed
Hi mommy I know you turned down my last Offer to get the hero to talk butI have another request for making the hero talk! I like to call it the “the face”. You simply stick out your lower lip start to fake cry and then the most important part. In a very sad sounding voice say, “Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeas, tell me where the other heroes are I won’t tell anyone you can whisper in my ear if you want. I just want to have a tea party with all of my stuffies and the hero’s in a place where no one can find us!” I do it to daddy all the time and he always believes me. It’s just a thought mama, but I got to go before daddy finds out I stole his phone! (I’m just trying to stay in character 😂)
I... will keep it in mind for when i go to, intarrogate him again. Also me and your father need to have a little chat about how much you get away with. Now hand in his phone or you are in trouble little one
*from outside the lair a squad of german pioniere from the 7th g cav schutzen div then as the assault on the lair begins everyone inside hears* "LOS ATTACKE" (GO ATTACK)
"SOLDATEN! HEUTE WERDEN WIR BIS ZUM LETZTEN MANN KÄMPFEN, ABER WIR WERDEN KÄMPFEN, DIE MENSCHHEIT VOR DIESER BÖSEN BEDROHUNG ZU BEWAHREN" *a speech from the lead officer of the seventh G CAV SCHUTZEN DIV, this speech will go down in history, up there with the D-DAY speech given by Eisenhower or the Gettysburg address.*
HEY THATS OFFENSIVE THE BRAIN OF A MONKEY IS SMARTER THAN YOU oh btw is she flashing him like the person posing are they like flashing them cuz like thats sus
*while villain mother is on the phone* Can you please just give mama the information she needs? It would do good for all of us involved. For you, maybe not as much as mama and I but here's the good for all of us as I see it. For you, mama can let you go sooner rather than later and you can extend the time where no one else has to be hurt . For mama, she can finally rest because, despite her thinking I haven't noticed, she's almost always up all night with her planning every little detail of a scheme because she wants everything to be perfect. And the good for me is I could play and have fun with mama earlier than if you keep silent. So please tell her all the info she asks for 🥺. Also, I think you're really cool.
Villain I will decimate everything you love once I get my information... Rambles on how evil she will be Villian kid Heya mom I drew a flower Villian aww that's so cute don't you agree hero. Whilst staring into the heros soul