ASMR Loop: Naturopathic Healing - Unintentional ASMR - 1 Hour+ 

at 13:41 it sounds like there dragging poor Katherines corpse out of the studio.......

Don’t try this healing at home as it needs to be calibrated and left up to the professionals. My uncle Dale tried it on my Aunt Peggy, overdid the healing, and now one of her legs is 11 inches longer than the other. Goddamnit Dale.

I checked your tire pressure. I filled your windshield cleaner solution. I cleaned your air filter.

I did some healing in a box, I did some healing with a fox, I did some healing here and there, i did some healing everywhere.

Something about the loose roll of paper towels lying on the ground acting as the hygienic sheet for the table is the icing on this goofy-ass cake.

I've never seen a man drain a bank account just by waving his hands at someone's ass before.

About 50% of time i relax watching this and about 50% laugh my ass off reading comments.

Say what you like but this man is a pioneer. Decades on and the medical community still hasn't caught on to the fact that bad memories cause one leg to be longer than the other.

These patients are now immortal.

I love the way she is riding that table like a speeder bike from Star Wars.

He saves time by writing his shopping list during work

I like how he says not to focus on more than 3 things and then heals every known inch of the body

“A sense of peace, a sense of love, a sense that someone is holding their wallet even though there is no longer anything in it…”

This is what happens when you choose naturopathic over traditional medicine. She's 38 years old.

That guy coughing in the background needs some healing with his lungular system.

When I’m having a bad day I come to this video and read the comments. It’s one of the funniest comments section I’ve ever seen. Awesome stuff

I like how he gives the responsibility of the healing to the client, so they can always come back when it didn't work

“I did some healing with your wallet”

"Around 50% of people I treat are not entirely purple"

This guy is so good he can see 32nds of an inch. What precision! Really knows his craft.

"Is the cough chronic?" "Just at night time." "Okay."

I admire Katherine's dedication to purple.

I must have missed the part of the bible where Jesus does jazz hands and writes down some notes prior to healing the leper

As a physician who enjoys ASMR, I'm conflicted between relaxed and hatred for his one simple trick.

The little hand movements during his “healing” are what really get me 😂

She walked in 5 ft 2 and left 6 ft 5. Truly wonderful.

I love the fact that his summary of what he “healed” is literally just the entire human anatomy.

If you're reading this, we've never met but I did some healing to your immune system. I did some healing to da glands and da organs. Make sure to drink plenty of water today, and have a wonderful response. 😊

I’m starting to think my current doctor is scamming me. They never measure to see if my feet are a 32nd of an inch off or not. I need a guy like this guy.

That lady went home completely healed and breakdances 6 hours every day since her session. She’s now 122 years old. However she did develop a slight gluten intolerance as a side effect.

Items healed today: Immune system ✅️ Lymphatic system ✅️ Spine, neck, mid back, low back & pelvis ✅️ Joints, bones, discs, ligaments, tendons, muscles & nerves ✅️ Vertigo ✅️ Blood, circulation & blood vessels ✅️ Lungs & internal organs ✅️ Endocrine glands ✅️ Hormonal system ✅️ Emotional body ✅️ Mental body ✅️ Spiritual Centers balanced ✅️ Old Memories, such as those adversely affecting the present ✅️ Legs are now even 👍 ✅️ Drink plenty of water for the next 24 hours and have a wonderful response 😀

Ahh yes. The most important indicator of overall physical well being: the leg length.

The maestro's hairdo is legendary in its own right.

When he's doing the healing and god's working through him, 50% of people said they had the sensation of someone removing their wallet.

I love how he waves his hands and says “ I just healed your entire body. Drink plenty of water.”

I would give anything to read what he has in that clipboard lmao

“When people come back asking for a refund they find that I have either diminished or gone”

“Drink plenty of water because that’ll be all you can afford after leaving here today”

It's just dawned on me that watching people get scammed helps me to sleep at night.

Katherine was just there to renew her license to wear purple. Now she drives Dale and Aunt Peggy around to their doctor appointments.

His healing over the phone must be something else!!!

I didn't know one of my triggers was con artistry

and to think she threw that diamond into the sea.

I love the shorter leg trick he brought over from this chiropractor days

It’s scary to realize that his calm demeanor and general disposition that lends itself to ASMR likely makes him a better scammer. If you didn’t know what asmr was then you could easily be lulled into trusting him via the relaxing feeling.

Being completely healed, Katherine went on to design an all purple fashion line.

“ *i did some healing with your immune system* ” It doesn’t get any funnier than this lads

I come here to relax and sleep but I end up laughing my ass off for 20 minutes reading these comments omg you all rock ❤

The writing, the hum of the lights, the buzz of the audio feed, the crinkling of his jacket. Great ASMR vid!

50% will get a sense that i’m pulling their leg, even when i’m not touching them

Let's have a moment of silence for the clients that only drank some water and not plenty. R.I.P.

You drop your car off at the garage. This guy appears from under another car. Walks up, waves his hands and says..... At the start, your tracking was 32 of an inch off..... I've fixed your steering system, I've fixed your exhaust system, I've removed all dents from the body, I've aligned the wheel centres, I've fixed your catalyst converter, I've fixed your ignition system, I've fixed your suspension bushes, I've balanced the weight and interior of your car, And your tracking is now even. Have a very wonderful vehicle response

Okey this is by far the most hilarious thread comment on all RU-vid. I saw this video years ago and come regularly to read comments, pure gold.

this vid is my go to. and it works 50% of the time. the other 50% usually within 24 hours.

The amount of writing he does after each Jedi hand wave is impressive. Tons of information flowing in.

15:28 when healing from distance, it's incredibly important to wipe the healingness from your hands as to not contaminate the pen or clipboard

2.9 million views , that’s a lot of healing

I took money from your checking account. I took money from you savings account. I transfered your 401k. I pawned your jewelry. I bleached all your purple clothes. I balanced my ledgers.

I did some healing of a whiskey drink I did some healing of a vodka drink I did some healing of a lager drink I did some healing of a cider drink I did some healing of the songs that remind him of the good times I did some healing of the songs that remind of the better times

I’m fucking dead, he said “a 32nd of an inch”

Dr Saul's notes: *squiggles to see if the pen is working* WTF is Meniere's Disease - Just rub back and criticize leg length *A random 3D cube* Purple rain, purple rain, yeah - Ask Katherine after show if she's written her Will yet - Purple rain, purple rain, woo Reminder: must buy bigger watch *3 random stars of David in the corner* Glad I didn't have to touch Satnam's feet! SCHOOL'S 4 FOOLS NB: Don't forget to tell Satnam 2 have wonderful response - Ask producer if can keep disposable sheets from massage table -

This is an incredibly relaxing scam. I think we've found a new genre here.

I did some stealing from your wallet, I did some stealing from your checking account, I did some stealing from your savings account...

Healing game so strong he sent the camera technology straight back to a late 80s VHS.

I got second-hand healing from this. My organs feel amazing! 🎉

When he is moving his hands he is actually working on a mental calculator trying to figure out how much to bill them

He helps them on and off that table the same way I pretend to help friends move furniture. 🙌

He's like: 👌🏽✌🏽👋🏽🙌🏽🫶🏽🤲🏽🫳🏽🤌🏽🤏🏽🖖🏽👐🏽

I come back to this channel just for the comments. No channel on RU-vid, ASMR or otherwise, had a community as hilarious as this one.

I love how he gives them a "run-down" of everything he did to them, just like a mechanic after a car service.

Fraud gives me the tingles

This man’s clipboard game is a whole new level

"Your right leg, this one..." Good thing he made it clear, cause for a moment, Katherine thought he was talking about her other right leg...

I love how after every hand gesture he does while "healing", he picks up his pen and draws more dollar signs on his clipboard.

1/32 of an inch! What an absolute unit.

Did anybody notice the mysterious movement of the kitchen roll at 30:31? The sense of love (or wave sensation) is undeniable.

The personal paper towel gets me everytime.

It's so cute how the older lady's outfit is so coordinated even with purple socks. 😄

That no-look tune at 1:47 gets me every time.

Im a health professional and i can honestly say we all laugh and all but there still is a use for quacks lile this. The amount of patients i get repeatedly who have literally nothing wrong with them but contantly insist they are sick despite having every test run on them is insane. So many people looking for attention, or the feeling of being cared for. If they beleive they are being helped and feel better then that works. These placebo practitioners do actually have thier uses.

He has to be the greatest doctor ever lived. He can even cure vertigo just like that.

I did some healing with my left leg in I did some healing with my left leg out I did some healing in I did some healing out I did some healing shaking it all about

Boy I'd kill to see what info this guy gathered and wrote down while he was solving his imaginary rubix cube

“He was a quiet man, a con artist”

I love how he goes so far as to jot down notes while he’s doing his little hand waves.

I'm impressed by how quickly he can "tune in". Most quacks waive their hands for 30-60 seconds before they get anything. Not this guy. 1 to 2 seconds flat, and he has what he needs.

All of us laughing at the people believing this stuff. But here we are, at night with this on loop receiving the healing.

The 32nd of an inch always gets me

The hand wave is actually a HUD that only he can see.

I like how he pauses with his hand movements, as though from 10 feet away he has encountered something problematic in the time space continuum.

I like that when he says what he healed, he basically lists everything there is in the entire universe.

Satnam suffered a chronic cough, especially at night. Checks entire physical, mental and emotional body. Cure is an inhaler.

I don't think anyone has pointed this out but Satnams grin at 8:33 shows he is absolutely elated to be next! I have always found this hilarious. There is so much about this video, i think we will be tearing it apart for years.

I love how at 8:36 he changes the paper towel thats on the pillow in between his clients with a "clean" paper towel thats been on the floor

This has all the tropes of a classic ASMR Quack vid: the hypnotic voice, the 90's infomercial vibe, the wafting fabric sounds on the mic, the functional fashion, the ridiculous comments, and that classic save-all pseudoscientific caveat - that the client will receive healing so long as their mind ALLOWS them to receive it Fkn amazing

Imagine if real doctors and surgeons started saying post-op "I'm sorry your son died after surgery, we did our best but he didn't *allow himself* to *receive* the healing".

I did some healing with your wallet, I did some healing with your credit cards, I did some healing with your bank account

Notice he says “when an individual ALLOWS themselves” to be healed. This places the burden and blame on YOU if you’re not healed.

Producer: “How much purple are you going to wear today?” Lady: “Yes.”

45:20 the most impressive thing in this video is the fact that he used up all the ink in a Bic Crystal pen. My OCD can’t handle that he went from a black pen to a blue pen. Knowing that sheet is two different colors triggers me haha