[ASMR] Measuring You Up "Politely"

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@ShawnTheDriver 6 лет назад

3:29 "Can I take a name?" "Fred." "What a horrible name."

@fred8214 6 лет назад

Same here

@JesusPerez-pe8vk 5 лет назад

@midlesslazer3230 5 лет назад

I said ‘Hope’

@yaro42 5 лет назад

Ouuu BURN

@nicoletteadams1398 4 года назад

I said ‘No’

@deorsumfluens3090 6 лет назад

Oh look it’s the same guy who roasted me in the wand shop...

@SpicyDragonWings 6 лет назад

William Hyndman that's quite the euphemism

@gavinc.7628 6 лет назад

After his hammer was destroyed, Thor had a hard time finding work.

@Avavenger 6 лет назад

Mr. Piano Man 😂😂

@Eli-sg5to 6 лет назад

At least his hair grew back

@fred8214 6 лет назад

This left him pissed, leading him to insult all clients in every imaginable way

@acedcs7800 5 лет назад

OMG yes I'm dieing

@moshpitsandbongrips6998 5 лет назад

Mjolnir has a name

@ligertily9733 6 лет назад

well _someone_ is gonna get a bad review on yelp

@matttheman3923 6 лет назад

Liger Tily had me laughing for fuckin days 😂😂😂

@Modioman69 6 лет назад

Liger Tily f’ng LOLOL 😂💀

@Speed001 5 лет назад

Yeah, me. I'm getting a bad review on Yelp. He's going on Yelp and giving me a bad review.

@quintrell3896 5 лет назад

Blog about it! 😝

@Joe.0511 4 года назад

KAREN

@mbsw6266 6 лет назад

"Can I take a name? What a horrible name" 😂😂😂

@jayden-5180 6 лет назад

**Insert overused Thor comment**

@TheCompleteMental 6 лет назад

I have seen none

@dylangusto5672 5 лет назад

Hello there

@AlabamaMayne 4 года назад

TheCompleteMental Well then you are lost!!

@sloppy_porridge 4 года назад

Now this comment will become overused

@VillaN629 6 лет назад

Stuck between pissing myself laughing and tingles. Very confusing experience... Subbed.

@tiamurrell963 6 лет назад

Well said, it describes it perfectly when I watched this :D

@nikiiannarone7149 6 лет назад

CommanderJavik same lmao 💯

@srahhh 6 лет назад

I looove the reluctant moments of actual sweetness; they really add to the overall vibe. Definitely my favorite REG video so far, and I've watched them all a ton of times.

@KingSalemence3 6 лет назад

I swear either he gets bigger every video or his shirts get tighter.

@randomlyaverage9181 6 лет назад

i bet he inflates himself every day with the sole purpose to demoralise us (jk, he's a lovely man)

@madisoncatherine1587 6 лет назад

Randomly Average I think both...

@Sh4dowFawx 6 лет назад

It’s the anchor arms! Now he’s a jerk, and everybody loves him!

@Mofasho 6 лет назад

FoxFall LMAO yes this reference just made my night !

@Apple-oi1kj 6 лет назад

Wait... Thor and HULK?

6 лет назад

Oh boy you know it ain't gonna be polite if says so in the title.

@zephyrsky__ 6 лет назад

"Measuring You "Politely" Oh God, he's going to compare me to Jupiter

@xoanastasia1103 6 лет назад

Jupiter is a beautiful and very lucky planet :)

@TheCompleteMental 6 лет назад

ZUES

@Gustavoenderdragon 6 лет назад

LOL

@louis5668 4 года назад

Is it because you're the largest gas giant in the solar system?

@man1ck3aton87 6 лет назад

It's Thor's cousin Roth, the God of snide remarks... -_- damn Asgardians

@mellydropette2532 6 лет назад

Me: *sees the word “politely” in a Fred video* It’s a trap- IT’S A TRAP!

@No-Name0087 6 лет назад

Oh god, I SHOULD'VE LISTEND!

@bluesharkgaming3388 4 года назад

Not wrong

@brainwhitlach7396 4 года назад

This isn’t same it’s Star Wars

@manuela3876 4 года назад

A read the “It’s a trap- IT’S A TRAP!” with Phoebe Buffay’s voice hahaha

@leo_yeen 4 года назад

It's a trap, send no reply

@aaylacruise 6 лет назад

Judge me by my size, do you?

@willmartin6102 6 лет назад

PlayStation Fury no no only different in your mind size matters not look at me judge me by size do you

@FredsVoice 6 лет назад

Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter

@Jumping_fatty 6 лет назад

FredsVoice ASMR Fred has the higher ground

@MtnAdew-dn1gx 6 лет назад

FredsVoice ASMR would you understand a megaman reference?

@jakobhill6200 6 лет назад

Techviper56 i would

@rachelbirtles1586 6 лет назад

This was hilarious. I just couldn't stop laughing. "We do have some extra large human beings try and squeze their way into here!"

@recruityboiii4485 6 лет назад

Rachel Birtles huh never thought he'd remember me trying to get sized up for a suit hahah

@goldendreamer8578 6 лет назад

The real reason Thor wasn't in civil war.

@miss7182 6 лет назад

The insults are so sharp and elegant, it's hard to hate him ❤

@TheCompleteMental 6 лет назад

"Dammit, fred, your hard to love, but your harder to hate."

@punintended1206 6 лет назад

TheCompleteMental you're* you're*

@TheCompleteMental 6 лет назад

Pun Intended Ok but do you have an actual worthy criticism

@punintended1206 6 лет назад

TheCompleteMental any*

@DracorusDracius 6 лет назад

I know, he does these ceative insults and I'm just smiling. It's so funny XD I just hope he is not like this irl 😂

@teresascoutify 6 лет назад

This guy could probably insult everything about me and destroy every ounce of my dignity and self esteem and I’d thank him for it

@deffdefying4803 6 лет назад

He'd probably choke me to death with a headlock and I'd still be l i v i n g

@No-Name0087 6 лет назад

Well the way he does it, it's hard to be mad at him.

@leeannemarie75 5 лет назад

😂😂😂

@queengoblin Год назад

Interesting bit of personal information 🧐🤣

@MarnoASMR 6 лет назад

I’ll never believe you are rude with those kind af eyes

@TheCompleteMental 6 лет назад

Very odd fellow, cant get a reading on him

@hamsnadwich6767 4 года назад

It's on and off

@ryanbrown4053 3 года назад

@@TheCompleteMental is that a Psych reference?

@nk-wb1oe 3 года назад

@@ryanbrown4053 probably not but I love psych

@ryanbrown4053 3 года назад

@@nk-wb1oe Come on, son

@SEDresden 6 лет назад

1:16 "Yes, I can clearly see..." Well, I'm glad SOMEONE can!

@randomlyaverage9181 6 лет назад

it's like both my contacts popped out simultaneously

@archiehughes-west1343 6 лет назад

"I have good news for you my lord, war has begun"

@matrisdrayke3314 6 лет назад

Archie Hughes - West is it a quite from some movie or something?

@LossL3ss 6 лет назад

Matris Drayke Star Wars man

@MythologyBeyond 6 лет назад

"Excellent. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen."

@CorruptedEditz 6 лет назад

You have interfered with our affairs for the last time

@apatheticallyconcerned6574 6 лет назад

Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!

@illac3429 6 лет назад

Actually I came to get measured for my coffin thank you very much

@acidic_soda 5 лет назад

BEST. COMMENT. EVER. 💜💜💜

@pollyanavogas12 6 лет назад

Hello there Fred I’ll keeping asking for the Viking asmr ❤️ 😂

@FredsVoice 6 лет назад

Each day is a step closer!

@mariee8551 6 лет назад

FredsVoice ASMR I second her request haha Nice video 😊

@markuskaranthus7182 6 лет назад

If possible, please include the tinkling of chainmail

@wixdeerwater1927 6 лет назад

Pollyana Vogas this needs to be done.

@asmrlysander4164 6 лет назад

Pollyana Vogas 🧔🏼Yes please! Only question is, will the viking be polite or rude? 😊🤨

@tonicox4005 6 лет назад

Your bloopers video was funny, but... Every time there's a cut in the video, I imagine you yelling at airplanes wondering why they're even there when there are no air ports near you.

@burnttoast656 5 лет назад

same

@ArticulateDesignASMR 6 лет назад

Same customer here 4 times in 2 weeks... Shit you've caught me :D

@hamsnadwich6767 4 года назад

Hello Mr. AD. I love your content!

@OfficialBritta 6 лет назад

Sorry for being a “rude American customer” all the time and never remembering to make appointments but thanks for always taking care of me! 😘

@KingDevyn 5 лет назад

Tailor: "I've have the same customer in here within two weeks, four times. Looks considerable like you..." Me: *drop of sweat rolls down the side of my face before soaking into my fake mustache*

@OfficialBritta 6 лет назад

“This is where I go to regions I rather wish that I wasn’t visiting.” I died. 😂😂

@TheCompleteMental 6 лет назад

Kinda reminds me on my remarks of his establishment

@idc4163 6 лет назад

"Politely" 😂😂😂

@larrymcjones 6 лет назад

Aren't you the Jarl of Whiterun?

@deffdefying4803 6 лет назад

"Now if you don't mind I have a city to run" *_still sitting on his ass doing jack shit_*

@ashleyhilbert9228 6 лет назад

LOL

@UnKnownDeGen 6 лет назад

Larrymcjones I’m dead

@rlineback2 6 лет назад

deffdefying dead

@Modioman69 6 лет назад

Larrymcjones 2011 reference still relevant. First proper laugh I’ve had in a while. He really does sound like Ulfric.

@cariec8130 6 лет назад

I would love to see you do a Masterpiece Theater script. Smoking jacket and all Lol!! With movie reviews (polite or not lol) or storytelling time. 😆 just some thoughts.

@diogorodrigues10 6 лет назад

Carie H Movie reviews would be a fun video! Fred could mention his favourite films or even be sponsored by one... actually an amazing idea! ^-^

@cariec8130 6 лет назад

Diogo Rodrigues thanks! He's got the voice and talent to pull it off too😊

@keithpierce5686 6 лет назад

the 4 dislikes are loki fake accounts holy shit 256 likes thank you😁

@PORTATOREDILUCEIXVXI 6 лет назад

Keith Pierce 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DementedBeats0914 6 лет назад

You mean lowkey?

@keithpierce5686 6 лет назад

99Wrld no *just loki* (DDLC theme plays) o god what have I done

@Theproclaimed 6 лет назад

Keith Pierce nope..... its captain america, iron man, Hawkeye and Black widow. They are pissed that he didnt pick a side

@Nincubura 6 лет назад

Keith Pierce 40*

@yGKeKe 6 лет назад

Honestly, I'm at the point where I've worked enough retail that I'd love to see Fred do a video where he just denies customers trying to return items. Especially shit they bought for Christmas, used and are now trying to return after Christmas.

@Naughtystimpy 6 лет назад

Some of you have been enquiring about Master Fred's shirts and how he gets them so tight. I'm afraid none of you can wear shirts as tight as Master Fred. These are tailor made specially in-house and actually have a valve sewn in the back which you connect to a vacuum cleaner. It was the only way we found we could get the shirts tight enough and to his liking. Every morning when Master Fred gets ready, it takes a team of people and several minutes of suction before he can start his day.

@cjc9548 6 лет назад

When he first walked up it looked like he was going to uppercut me

@No-Name0087 6 лет назад

Ross Washington I was waiting for it.

@Brootnoot 4 года назад

We would've deserved it

@theawesomeric 6 лет назад

“What a horrible name” Well geez sorry I didn’t pick my name

@allonatabris8150 6 лет назад

The AwesomEric he says "what a lovely name"

@Speed001 5 лет назад

"You could have changed your name to something better"

@Dabunniii 6 лет назад

Just when I thought I'd lost my ASMR. I watched this video and got hecka tingles on my scalp and neck! Not to mention I slept like a baby. Your voice is so soothing! Nice work, Fred 💖💖💖

@Narutojinjuriken 6 лет назад

Every time he says "waltz in here" I'm like "Nah, I thought I'd samba". :3

@mcdb7224 4 года назад

You had me laughing so hard xD

@erinlacey7929 6 лет назад

The acting in this is really good. The way you warmed up to us as the measuring went along, very sweet.

@TheBronzebabee 6 лет назад

I love how ‘polite’ you are. Every video you make just makes me laugh a little. And believe it or not I’m usually not much into the crinkles or writing sounds, I’m a reiki gal myself, but when you do the crinkles, it’s not so overpowering so I can listen just fine. Thanks.

@thebenvosper5947 6 лет назад

Oh shit thought i was going blind then, nearly booked me an appointment with specsavers

@gooseberry5468 6 лет назад

The Ben Vosper Probably wouldn't have booked XD

@poiur6045 6 лет назад

The Ben Vosper U didn’t fell the need to look at something else to assure that ur not blind

@thebenvosper5947 6 лет назад

DJ Pug not i the slightest

@jeromefromherz2538 6 лет назад

when you read politely you know its going to be rude af😂💪🏼

@No-Name0087 6 лет назад

Jerome Fromherz I'm gonna be honest, I had no idea what I was getting myself into.

@NovaAndCat 6 лет назад

"What a horrible name" 😂🤣😁

@pymgore 6 лет назад

ur videos just get better and better. the acting, audio quality and close and far thing on this is so great. was sending me to sleep right up until u said 'what a terrible name' and i started laughing - great video!

@rebeccca98 6 лет назад

Yayy I can't wait to go too sleep and listen to this tonight!😊😊😊

@ALIJOULHA 6 лет назад

dont stop this kind of videos plz❤

@jc3127 6 лет назад

Loving the changes in distance in this video. First ever asmr video I’ve seen do this

@murilosilva7825 6 лет назад

dude, i have to thank you, your videos really caml me down when I need, and they also saved me from insomnia so many nights

@khomugi 6 лет назад

Im the customer fred spoke about who came in four times in two weeks

@bsferguson1 6 лет назад

khoshekh exe he just said that as I read your post

@gmatt107 6 лет назад

HI!!! Love your vids. Thank you for soooo many tingles : )

@kaileyb8942 6 лет назад

I have been on the search for a deep soothing male voice, finding this was more than I hoped for! Lol your voice gives me instant tingles 💓💓

@treehouses5778 6 лет назад

I love how much effort is put into your videos.

@lukapolak1914 6 лет назад

Thor? Didnt you lose an eye?

@facelessghoul-michaelsambe6663 6 лет назад

Hello my friend of Ghost hehe ;)

@elijahlevine4438 6 лет назад

Lol

@shrekcucumber4115 6 лет назад

The Dude he is more Thor than Thor himself😂

@ysteintovsland3008 6 лет назад

Gah! Spoilers

@Endon27 6 лет назад

What? He got better...

@bedtimesnacks7510 6 лет назад

“What a horrible name” I remember that from somewhere 😏

@darkillusionx 6 лет назад

'Star Lord'

@Jirito 5 лет назад

also from the rude librarian asmr

@amazingturtle5075 5 лет назад

Jirito and the professor one

@RenoDarkwater 6 лет назад

Thank you so much for every video you give us. They're truly a gift as you are to the ASMR world. I appreciate how much effort and joy you imprint to your work to make such great, safe and calm environment. Greetings and a lot of love to you and all of your fans all the way from Mexico.

@Mallturion 4 месяца назад

This video is still one of my favourites. Funny yet relaxing!!

@xoanastasia1103 6 лет назад

Yes roast me

@oak7490 5 лет назад

(Skips to random part) “Can I just pop a finger down there” EXCUSEMEWTFNOGETAWAY

@cjd3190 6 лет назад

Awesome, awesome video man. You should do more role plays like this. The role play along with the whispers always takes me out. You are my favorite ASMR artist right now.

@AnbuNinjaXIII 6 лет назад

This is one of my favorite videos of yours to be honest, I've watched it like a million times.

@petergriffin1492 6 лет назад

Can we get a version of this but you're measuring a dummy? I've always wanted to see it from a 3rd person perspective

@shadowjester6669 6 лет назад

Sees title “politely” then sees thumbnail of mean face. Welp this is going to be fun

@No-Name0087 6 лет назад

WENDY MARVELL he was quite..."pleasent".

@ashleymiller795 6 лет назад

That's it... I'm hooked! I've never hit subscribe so fast! I caught myself smiling so hard watching this. 😊🤗

@stephenblackwell8033 6 лет назад

I love it!!! Keep up the amazing work, your videos always stand out and are the best❤❤

@sunpi 6 лет назад

Pausing my life for 33 mins and 8 seconds

@jakobhill6200 6 лет назад

sunsbookishgamesx every video😂

@SURESH0T9292 6 лет назад

Jakob Hill yup she tries to plug her shitty gaming channel and ASMR channel (yes two separate channels) on every popular gaming and asmr video out there just to get the channel views. What a joke.

@SURESH0T9292 5 лет назад

First Last Name lmao

@haliemarie9534 6 лет назад

“politely” youre such a gift😭

@oOoMRHoOo 10 месяцев назад

Always seem to find my way back to this video every evening as I try find something to watch 😂

@TheeAquilaJacquette 5 лет назад

I really appreciate all that you do for your videos. I truly enjoy them 😊

@AnnaJD2 6 лет назад

Hahahaha “politely”!!btw do you and ASMR Darling own the same shop😭😭 loved it!!

@natberni9392 6 лет назад

Anna JD oopooooooooooooooooooooopoooppoppoppppppppopooppopooopoppppppppooooppopoooooooooooooooopopooppoooooooopooooooooooooooooooopoopoooooopoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopooooiooooooooooooooooooooopooopoopooooooopooooooooooopopooooooopooooooooooopoioiiiiopooiiopiooioiiiiipioiiioooooioooiioooiiooooiiiiiioioioooiioooooooioooi

@autumnsprite 6 лет назад

Nat Berni what did you fall asleep on the keyboard

@surperdurper 6 лет назад

No one likes darling, shes a feminist

@maggi_mac4203 6 лет назад

Surper Durper no one asked for your opinion, it's irrelevant

@surperdurper 6 лет назад

Maggi_ Mac my school taught me that women are irrelevant actually

@Z0mb13ta11ahase 6 лет назад

Fred have you thought of doing a collaboration with Another ASMR-tist with the rude English gentleman where the first half is him being rude and whatnot and then whoever you collab with can be the boss and get onto you and take over and be super kind, it would give tingles and a nice sence of justice given to the rude English gentleman.

@tsunderegeek 6 лет назад

I mostly spend my time listening to asmr and I hardly explore other RU-vid channels. I usually keep to my favorites but damn your voice made my tingles more tingly. You made me sub in one video. I'm glad you showed up in my recommended videos. :)

@amandad8999 6 лет назад

This has to be one of my favourite videos of yours

@TheGazeboMeister 6 лет назад

I watch a lot of asmr but your videos are the best

@luvsus2161 6 лет назад

Good good use your rudeness let it flow as you measure me with all your "politeness"

@tronfrog 6 лет назад

Nice acting. I love the far-away shot, it looked like the opening to a 1970's Italian giallo thriller. And I liked the in-and-out-of focus, it seemed like stylish cinematography to me.

@brianlitwin2303 6 лет назад

Part of my favorite ASMR series. I would love to visit this town myself. Perhaps a video on the history of the town from its ever so polite and friendly mayor?

@alexschwartz 6 лет назад

Fantastic!!!

@legalise.nuclearbombs 6 лет назад

Let me guess. I'm fat 😂

@sirg7679 5 лет назад

I love your channel Fred and you get me to sleep every night thank you so much and keep up the good work

@christina7991 6 лет назад

Love the sarcasm! Do more please! ❤this channel

@BigBoss24mgs 6 лет назад

i like that mouth sound he makes right before speaking, very relaxing

@No-Name0087 6 лет назад

BigBoss24mgs a lot of people do that now that I think about it 🤔

@martis.1161 6 лет назад

Relaxing rudeness, yay! :D

@jamesmaestro5390 6 лет назад

I find the rummage through the bag to be quite satisfying!

@aaronwatt8590 6 лет назад

the black back drop is great to fall asleep to.. thx for the asmr!

@Doctorfudge62 6 лет назад

"Can I take a name?" "Fred" "What a horrible name"

@No-Name0087 6 лет назад

"Can I take a name?" Me: No Name "What a horrible name." Me:Aaaaand you can go f@ck yourself.

@refridgeratordishwasher 6 лет назад

I never go anywhere unannounced so it is so weird for me to be lectured for doing so.

@Speed001 5 лет назад

Yes, I always being 20 knights, 2 jesters, and a band with me so that I can make only the most announced of entrances.

@darthapovl 6 лет назад

Well never thought someone being rude to me would make me so calm and peaceful, great video

@tonibauer8051 6 лет назад

Ok, one of my most favorite from you Fred.... Thank you as always for your wonderful gift to the ASMR community. Love from Ohio, U.S.A. to you as always

@yeehaw779 6 лет назад

Him:"Don't touch me with those grubby hands of yours" Me:Talk dirty 2 me

@blowyourmindasmr5012 6 лет назад

When is going to be my suit ready? Hahahaa, amazing roleplay

@mychalbackhaus4888 3 года назад

2021 baby!!! Fred my favorite ASMR RU-vidr of all time!!!

@alexandrarenee4323 5 лет назад

I don't get tingles anymore which makes me sad but asmr calms me down so much and its entertaining so

@shellywientge3633 6 лет назад

Was that an actual compliment about our name at the end I heard?

@No-Name0087 6 лет назад

Shelly Wientge well in the beginning he insulted us for our name so...ya got me there.

@tinalancaster3227 6 лет назад

FredsVoice ASMR I’ve never been here this early, finally my notifications are behaving themselves😂I warn u “polite” sir I’ve gained weight from the holidays, u may need to just throw a curtain over me and be done with it!🤣😆Love your videos so much, I was waiting because I needed a new video to fall asleep to. Thank u for never disappointing 😊💙