[ASMR] most RELAXING Cologne Salesman Roleplay EVER 

Jojo is like the Batman of asmr. He's not the asmrtist the world deserves. But the asmrtist we all need. On ya, my brother

”Wait till i get my money” up ahh collection bruh 😭🔥

if all salesmen were like this i wouldn’t have a spending problem because i would fall asleep before purchasing anything 😭

Idk what mics these are but wow they are really good. Not only sensitive in sound ( getting close up whispers without have to go all the way to the mic is amazing ) but also the sensitivity of the L and R channels, it’s constantly changing which I really like over a more centric mono standard. Great video!!!

Once I was watching one of your videos on inaudible triggers and I was experiencing a lot of triggers and ended up falling asleep. Later, when I checked, my phone had no sound. You're so good that you don't even need sound to make a good ASMR video. Or im just dumb...

Jojo could seriously be good at any job because of how good his RP’s are

his skin looks insane congrats bro

Every like this comment gets I’ll buy a fragrance from jojos shop

Versace eau fraiche is the first fragrance i fell in love when i was youg! I'm so glad to see other people that love it as much as i do!

Jojo has the best damn videos. I swear to god dude can act out any role flawlessly. Nobody comes close, and that’s just straight up facts. Case dismissed!

Every like this comment gets I'll give 1 dollar to jay so he can buy every fragrance in jojo's shop

Ok so i just learned that you feel tingles down the neck and spine. I can do that on command and i have been able to my whole life.

It's at times like this I'm glad I bought a Smellevision™

I never thought my fragrance obsession and asmr obsession would ever clash but here we are. Thank you JoJo for always coming clutch with the creativity 🙏🏻

The sounds you make are magical

You were the first person to make me sleep fast

i fell asleep in the intro. You got the stuff jojo

Bro.. I follow you like in 2015 and you are my fav asmr artist all this time. It’s impressive because maybe not all the nights i put asmr but when I want… really my fingers automatically put ur videos 😂

I’ve been wanting another one of these videos

Ayo, Mister White, these tingles are 99.1% pure!

When I found this channel I got into and loved ASMR vids and channels

JoJo addresses us a “my friend” Me : you are not my friend you are my teacher 0:29

Jojo should do the card scene from American Psycho and show off his card to the table and the other guys there should be different asmrtists with their own cards to show off.

BRO, i was just watching the old version of this and i got recommended the new one! Now i get a remake of my favorite asmr rp genre: cologne

Great video jojo keep it up❤❤

Cologne salseman RPs are my favourite, thank you so much, Jojo!!

Eau fraiche was my first ever fragrance purchase almost 5 years ago! a true summer masterpiece. A scent profile that manages to be mass appealing but still unique which is very hard to do. The lemon-like citruses blend into a sweet musk with a cedar wood type smell, absolutely a masterpiece of a fragrance

The clear blue Versace Cologne is legit a top 5 fragrance for me and has been for the last decade I've slowly moved to more classy and grown up fragrances but man that one just has a nostalgia scent for me

I like the way you explain everything to us

Around 16:00 you talk about your personality and matching scents. Protip from a woman who has studied and tested this phenomena on college friends, churchmates and coworkers alike over the years: _we find different men more attractive during different parts of the month._ Case in point, Supernatural. Around menstruation women find Sam more attractive, as he's the more caring and thoughtful brother. Closer to ovulation women find the rugged and straightforward Dean more attractive. We all have our favorite between the two, but half the month we are drawn to the characteristics of the other brother more than usual. (Test your friend group and you'll see similar results.) It's believed that we women go through this swapperoo due to hormonal chemicals, that when we feel dominant and flirty we want a dominant man, and when we need nurturing we crave the emotional connection and support. So if you are looking to impress that special lady, learn her cycle and pick up clues. Reflect how she's feeling. When she's confident and sassy, bust out the musky masculine scents to rile you both up. But when she's withdrawn, use the more sensitive and approachable scents to drive home hust how caring you are and how much you know her and will tend to her needs. (And a quick refresher for anyone who ignored that lesson in health class: Menstruation/ menses [Greek and has nothing to do with men so shove it feminists] is bleeding, cleaning out the organs like a snake sheds it's skin... but it's interior mucus lining. Ovulation is when the ovum/egg is released and travels to either be fertilized and grow during pregnancy or passed during menstruation. Each is roughly a few days to a week. So it's one week menses, one week off, one week ovulation, one week off, repeat.)

I didnt knew i needed a jojofied version of articulate design asmr

The asmr was so good that I could smell the cologne from the screen

Lord jojo has declared eepy time with fragrances

so relaxing❤

this video is exceptional! i love the idea, great job jojo :)

I JUST WOKE UP, ITS TIME TO SLEEP AGAIN

I loveeed this

Back at it again!

Jojo spends all his time for us to sleep and entertain us

You gonna give the man his 80s asmr

My guy you killed this 🎉

Ohhh shit that sound is perfect

Great vid jojo

Finally I can sleep peacefully with some asmr

❤❤Love your videos

Jojo will be a criminal mastermind, he can steal literally anything and say it’s one of his asmr triggers

My eyes are drooping and I’m bout to fall asleep

Could u do more bloopers jojo? Its funny to see the behind the scenes of jojos life

I LOVE ITTTTTT

Theres nothing better than being JoJo's customer😭❤️🙏

Earlyy!! u never miss jojo 😋💕

I have never this roleplay before, so interesting and different from the videos i have seen so far

Official Jeremy Fragrance like button hier 😂 #Germany🫶🏻 Good video. I love it 🙏🏻

I keep hearing the buzzing sounds 😂😂 But still great ASMR!

Thanks for the video jojo I will sleep well tonight 😊

It is late night in my country and seeing that Jojo released new asmr video is just awsome

Jojo is best asmr

Jojo (AMZING)

You are the best asmartist 🤩❤️🔥

you are so pro that the moment i saw you i wanna sleep already,

I always come back to this video🙏

Jojo I love it man keep on going u r amazing

I have the same Versace cologne and its also my favorite

Day 129 of asking for asmr but it’s in the 80’s

Day 131 of asking for Asmr but in the 80s

Ur soooooooo good a asmr this made me sleep instantly

I have not seen a new video in a while, I thought you were dead! GREAT STUFF MAN

Nice video :D Im gonna have it on the background while playing tf2

Bro you are the best ASMRtist in the world 🌎❤

pls do more of this pov videos

Bros voice is angelic 😭

Wow that Versace is exactly my favorite kind. If I recall it's called Versace blue?

I love your ASMR ❤

I love your videos ❤️

Ong I could smell the calognes when u passed the smelling paper

Love your Asmar because u don’t make it weird

As soon as the notification popped up I clicked because it was 5 am and I needed sleep.

I saw "salesman" and INSTANTLY clicked. I didn't even know what kind of video it was or who made it 😂

The best fragrance would be the “jojo edging” one, I can make a lot of those per day!

Don't think he'll have to worry about running out of fragrance any time soon. Those sprays were tight as cramp 😂

yay tysm jojo you help me fall asleep every night

my laptop went on life support watching this video

Hey jojo, what fragrance is your favourite?

I love #asmr

The background looks so real, and the asmr is super relaxing!!!! Tysm for this ❤ Btw Early Sqaud (24 hrs) 👇

The green screen effects are so high quality, it’s like he’s actually in a store.

Thanks for helping me sleep man, I appreciate it always

ngl if you gave jojo a mutton chop beard style he'd look like lupin from lupin the third

Timestamps: 0:00 intro 4:17 frag 1 10:01 frag 2 13:20 frag 3 18:22 frag 4 23:00 frag 5 25:30 outro

So tingly

I am trying to go to sleep, and I am practically tingle immune. And the tingle I’m looking for it is the one that puts me to sleep. If you’re trying to find the title for the video, I’m requesting, label it “dropping a nuke on your tingle immunity“

No way. Fragrance and ASMR this gotta be so groundbreaking. ALSO BY JOJO 😱

Damn no Steven roleplay but day 149 of asking for a Steven roleplay

You gotta appreciate his hard work for these ASMR Roleplays! Thanks Jojo for the amazing content!

I lovw these realistic videos !!!

Amazing Roleplay! Thanks Jojo! 😊

This video makes me think of when I walk into a fragrance store and my nose gets overflowed with the smells Also it’s weird to be this early

DAY 45 of asking jojo to put a wig on steven and actually cut it

😂make it a series pls 😢

Jojo has inspired so many young creators. He deserves more recognition❤😊