ASMR My Bad Date Storytime & Online Dating Ramble 

What are y'alls thoughts on dating apps?

a date at 10pm with someone you never met sounds like a lifetime movie waiting to happen 💀

It honestly doesn’t sound bad at all 😂 Your personalities just didn’t mesh. Definitely a different sense of humor between you two.

imagine the girl just ends up watching this video 😭😭

if i went on a date & they told me we were going for a walk at 10 pm I’d be so scared 😭

Storytime asmr is always the best 😌. Unfortunately it was at the cost of our beloved max 😔

shes relatable im on the autism spectrum with awful social skills+ anxiety, and when im nervous i tend to say things without thinking especially around a first date…aw man i feel bad for her

Story time with Max? SIGN 👏🏻 ME 👏🏻 UP 👏🏻

The way I would just go "oh, I forgot to feed my dog, bye"

Haven’t finished the video yet, but seems like she may have been nervous and did not know what to say or do so she just kept word vomiting. Whatever came up, came out😬.

totally get you about being picky. tried dating apps for the first time this fall, quit after a few months. just couldn’t feel it for anyone/still not over a girl. high standards are a blessing/curse 😖

The queen of intrusive thoughts + no filter 😂

This was not as bad as i was expecting lmao fully expecting like insane date story HAHAHHA

Best thing I did for dating was write down every single aspect of my perfect ideal girlfriend/partner. This allowed me to have a clear focus on what I was actually looking for, manifest it and attract it rather than focus on what someone doesn’t have. This also made it quicker and easier for me to disqualify the women that weren’t a good fit for me

an awkward hinge date vid would be hella funny! Great vid!

She just blunt af with no filter 😂

That roleplay idea sounds hilarious 😂, you should go for it!

I've been looking forward to Max's return more than I've been looking forward to my birthday, thank God!!!!!!!!! ❤

"you all look like bots" "I brought pepper spray" yeah we're done.

You always make me smile before you come in with the tingles. I'm swooning every time you look at the camera. ❤

Please make a "Cringe Date Role Play" video!

Love hearing stories about what people go through!! Thank you Max! Take care! Tam 😂💖🌺

I'm Sorry you had a bad date, but Happy that you're sharing the story 😁

we love a good ramble. Looking sharp my friend! 🐝🐝🐝

Good on you for taking these dating failures in stride. It's rough out there for us single folk, but it's all part of the process, I suppose. I've been jonesing for another "rude" role-play, so the "bad date" idea sounds just perfect.

I was literally just talking to a friend about that (11:22) - I have had several encounters with people on dating apps where the conversations over the phone were great but meeting in personal was awful! I hate it so much 😭😭😭

I also think when it comes to online dating people rush the friendship stage and immediately want to start dating. The friendships stage is so important!!!

This was so interesting and fun to watch! 💜

“It was like…” Me: Out of pocket? “Not really out of pocket.” Me: Oh okay.

ur soft spoken voice is so good

Hey Max! Online dating is a roller coaster ride haha respectfully it sounded like you were dtf by going over her house to “hang out”. We don’t judge lmao. Tip for you: Moving forward, hang out in a public scene like meet them up for a bite to eat, brewery, or plan an activity like mini golf or bowling, etc. Keep trying online dating, don’t let this weird encounter discourage you, if anything you learned from it

You look SO handsome omg!!! What a nice haircut!

Dapping them up is crazy 🤣🤣 but yeah what did she expect..

Lmao I feel so bad for you Max, that was a nightmare 😂 I feel so guilty for enjoying this storytime so much

That ending was perfect for this video.

They needed more information on the friend 😂 😭 😭 😂 😂

You never change something about you for anyone else they lost the huge opportunity to be close to you. you're great 👍

Sorry you had a bad experience! Apps are the worst fr. In my experience as a Christian woman and statistically in the US, there’s a loooot of really amazing women in church but not unmarried men. Definitely recommend looking there!

I am also super picky and I think that eventually someone who suits my tastes will appear but I understand the frustration of a bad date when there is a little hope that it turns out well

Almost 100K!!!! Let’s make it happen!!

The jaw drop face not being your thumbnail is CRIMINAL

I think you dodged a bullet there Max.

6:14 every german ever: that's not weird at all😂 (everybody here goes on walks all the time - for dates as well)

dude, that was too awkward, but I have to give her credit for being so unhinged and being able to bring up pepper spray and cameras. I personally don't use apps, I prefer to find someone cool in other ways. And whenever I hear these stories I always confirm that I'm cool like this hahahaha.

Bro I eat these stories up 😂 Good to have a fellow Utah homie in this community!

i wanted to see ur hinge profile so bad omg. also asmr video on the first date is such a funny idea

it's def giving tism

saw noti came running please don't forget to do a macroon i never forget. much lovetho i hope u get to 100k

That roleplay idea sounds fun as hell lol.

This story is funny. I went to Provo, Utah 3 years ago and had a good time.

He seems like such a sweet guy! Poor Max! 👍🏻✌🏻👌🏻🇧🇷

Not dapped them up & there’s a yin to every yang 😂😂😂💀 you’re grounded lmao

when you said girl i cried !!

Firstly, love the vid. max, you always have such a relaxing voice, but gotdamn I had to stay awake and listen lmao! Thoughts: I honestly think this would have been different if y’all didn’t meet that night. She seemed like she was testing you, and you fell for her bait once you agreed to see her late at night. She probs thought you were some college frat boy who was looking to do something other than a date… so once she caught that agreement, this was her chance to scare you off with her friend, her pepper spray, her security cams and other threats. It was already doomed once she asked you to come over lmao Also - for the general ppl - DO NOT ever be with someone or even show interest in someone who will constantly test you. They are always seeking for ways to find flaws and blame you - and this will get toxic. Homegirl needs to just be alone for a while.

I was one of the replies on your story 😭 love a good bad date story

I recommend deleting the dating apps. I used to be on hinge all the time in my early 20s. And now in my mid twenties I’m off of the apps, and I’ve met way more interesting people in person I swear

Being picky is good, it means that you'll settle down with 'the one' rather than just someone.

Never invite a friend on a date, it never works, it's awkward and you feel like you're trying to impress 2 people. But always tell a friend where you are going. 10pm is a bit late for a date too. She did sound a bit crazy too lol but I'm sure she's right for someone, just like you are.

I swear all the weirdos are on online dating apps. The last date I went on the guy talked about doing shrooms…but atleast you now have a funny story!

Hinge dates are unhinged😂 I once had a guy go in for a kiss and then just grabbed me by the throat, I thought I was going to die

You are just too cute! Your jaw dropping face had me dead lol. I really enjoyed the story, it was amusing on itself, but I also liked this whole vibe of telling us your personal experiences. Please do more ❤

I LOVE Jrue Holiday!!!!💚💚💚💚

“Have you thought about shaving your mustache?” HARD PASS

bad date roleplay actually sounds pretty fun 😅

lefft the like and now a comment to help my man out.

Dating apps honestly aren’t it anymore. Honestly the weirdest ones is hinge 💀💀 like that the one where personally have had the weirdest experiences. Unfortunately there is many opportunities to meet people out and about anymore, dating is just weird now a days

Yeah I gave up on online dating a few months ago cuz I cannot deal 😭

Nice haircut; looking good.

I hate those gut feelings early in the date where you know to walk away, don't, and regret it 😂

Bruhh the “let’s start walking” got me dead😂

Honestly I just love the fact that she said jokingly oh i bet this is the worst hinge date you have been on? And he straight up just said on the yeah well its up there, honestly totally valid Max, I get people get nervous but she had everything going in her favour idk just seems like she has no social awareness

I have seen your videos to so many of my friends and ask them to subscribe I will send them to some more people see if we can help you get to 100,000 you clearly deserve it

the invitation initially being a two-man SENT me lmao !!

Why would u even agree to go over at 10pm and not be like no I would rather take u on a date 😩😩

Ramble storytime with Max 😌 It was the moustache comment that really killed it, right? 😁

not her telling you that she had pepper spray💀

Eu vim assistir rindo 😂 já só pelo título

Next time you feel awkward and bad about something listen to yourself and leave. You don't need everyone to like you or to even be nice, respect yourself and have boundaries.

i’m 5 mins in and know all us girls are all thinking his survivals are like 0 😂

she’s got my type of humor 😂😂

NGL. I feel like this girl and her friend were hoping for some kind of fantasy 😂 waiting for you to suggest something! Haha.

She really brought her friend.

The dap up had me so dead omg😂😂😂 hinge dates are maaad weird sometimes Also lowkey think ur drinking doctor pepper

the bot thing i’m dying 😂😂😂

A woman announcing that she has pepper spray and cameras is just a smart way of getting a possible creep/murderer to rethink their intentions. Nothing against you, it’s just that we have to worry about that a lot. I watch a looot of true crime videos and it happens way too often, and the guy gets caught because he didn’t know there were cameras catching everything 💀

so guys, yesterday I also had a terrible date. the guy was totally different from the pics. I hate Grindr for real. I ask for FaceTime before we met and he didn't want to. now I know why. I should listen my instincts

Dude this was hilarious lmao. Ya win some, ya lose some🤷🏻‍♂️

That’s such a weird ummm adventure?? Lol but online dating can be difficult

I didn’t know that ItalianBach became American and had an ASMR channel!

can you do some videos wearing your converse hi tops or cowboy boots and show them in the video?

bad hinge date is a great idea lol I think it’d be hilarious

Bro she sounds hilarious lmaooo those are all things i’d say💀😭

That sip you took sounded like a dark fizz, so imma guess pepsi or dr pepper

Oh noo Max you almost accidentally doxxed yourself 😭 glad you noticed it before upload, people are weird haha

The girl is so mee😭😭

i know exactly who this guy is. lol...i wish people would start dating in person again. apps have destroyed the youths

Gym crushes are the best but approaching them 😳🤦‍♀️

I know someone who met their beloved spouse on a dating app And someone else who met their special person on a different app, and they've been satisfactorally together maybe 13 years, or so.

Qué guapo este hombre 🫠

In the beginning I was like... Max if someone asks me to leave my car and cross the street I would probably be scared of being murdered or something, so I would leave immediately. But I date with guys, so thats different. But I was kinda worried about your life, not gonna lie LOL idk, some weird scam but I think she was just trying to make some jokes and was not landing. and she was probably scared too because the first thing I worry when dating people is: am I gonna be murdered today? which is kinda twisted yeah, but prudent too hahaha yeah. sad that this happened tho, you seems a great guy.