ASMR Patching You Up After a Fight [friends to lovers] F4A 

Fine, I'll tell you what happened. It all started when this strange man asked "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

It’s not my fault he called a clone a stormtrooper. Them’s were fighting words.

Bro I just spent 17 minutes watching every LEGO Star Wars ad and now I got in a fight? That went from 0 to 100 real, fucking quick

This isnt my fault babe, you wanna know what happened? Umm... Well it all started when I woke up and this guy said "hey you you're finally awake"

In my defense, throwing hands with a Zealot class Elite was very much necessary

The irony of me listening to this after getting into a fight earlier😂

Her: Is that blood? Me: ye The ketchup: *I AM A JOKE TO YOU?!?!* lolz keep it up it was awesome

The beginning: “open na ñoor, OPEM NA ÑOOR”

Of course pinkie promises are the most binding! They should use them in court. "Do you pinkie promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Pinky?" "Narf!"

Good day everyone 🥞

Turns out Stormtroopers have good aim

She's so thoughtful!

This is nice.

Thank you Loralei Was needing some escaping :)

My head canon this whole time : “H-Hey, Barbara.” “Tim?” And the rest is pretty accurate to how they’d interact.

Ok ok I’ll explain, there was this soap maker at a bar asking me to hit him and we started fighting

As a nemekian that's been bleeding for 5 hours My word for a human "You humans have Soo much to say, I'm done"

So there was this old guy outside my house and I thought about confronting him…

Probably tried to tell me powerminers isn't the best lego theme. Those are fightin words.

I went to a bar and saw Steven seagal

Very nice

Very nice!!!!!!!!

Her: is that blood?! Me: yeah, no I might need a medic :> *[LIiterley has thousands of fucking scars and bruises]* But tis but a Flesh wound so don't worry :D ACK...... fuck... yeaaaaahhh idt this is just a Flesh wound, more of.. many, Injuries ;-;

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Rule 4, don't make a promise you can't/wont keep

Commenting for the algorithm! Have a wonderful day/evening! ^_^

When I said I’d kill for a snickers bar I MEANT it.

It's simple, I went to grab chow at Waffle House, and there was an unscheduled WWE match inside. I still have splinters from the wooden table in my back.

Ok here's what happened. I went to confront your ex and did you know that he is working for the British Crown and seeing that I'm Irish he was able to sniff out me Irishness and conflict ensued then somehow you got brought into it and it just made things worse to the point where it almost became a gun fight but with the luck of the Irish on me side I was able to inflict more damage to him that he ran away just as I readied me little armalite to shoots him but I couldn't get a shot off because he set off a smoke bomb to cover his escape

Don't worry, most of this blood aint mine...

Hi

Okay tell me what happened. Okay first of all I was minding my own business. BULLSHIT!! I WASS!

Idk why, but i relate best to this when its: "Is most of this even yours?" Im gonna be honest, 99.99% ain't mine babe

0:23 you would use a baseball bat? I got .45 acp for any of my problems.

listen, that damn heretic sais the tau are better than the imperium, as a red blooded guardsman i couldn't let that slide

So there were a couple of guys who were up to no good and started making trouble in the neighbourhood...

I went to go tell ur ex the assassin's Creed lore and he said Odyssey was his favorite and unity sucked. So I beat the living hell outta him.

part 2?

your voice reminds me of velma

C H E E E S E

He said my puppy wasn't cute, I had to kill him.

🤙🏻💯💚

Main aapko bad baat karunga ki barsat

He said naruto was better than one piece so I had to beat the brakes off bro 🤷‍♂️

Is that a black eye I see pff you should see the other guy