Theory while I'm halfway through the video: Our wife killed us by accident some time ago by food poising us with something she baked. Because she isn't able to deal with the guild and the grief she treats our dead body like this every single day to pretent and fool herself that everything is still normal, she keeps baking trying to make her mistake that costed our lifes undone; but because of the whole situation her psychial health is getting worse and worse, resulting in her becoming more and more crazy. This state of her mind has also resulted in her murdering the whole neighbourhood (-> that's why nobody is around).
I don't think she killed the whole neighborhood, I think the no one being around part was because no one was around when she killed him. Either that or that no one was around when he abused her (I believe the husband abused her)
theory: she killed us and now we're propped up. the flies in the background signify that we're dead. we probably were controlling and used the word perfect a lot. she cracked one time and killed us, now feeling the guilt she tries to help us (back massage, brush hair) but also hurt us (baking. ill explain. whenever she talks about baking she repeats it a lot drawing emphasis towards it trying to make us realise she baked for us even tho we don't like it. she also "glitches" when talking about baking which is her way of showing guilt for still baking for us even though we are dead.). I think she see's us alive and probably gets responses, but when she "glitches" she snaps back to real life and sees the dead body in front of her and then feels so guilty she brings herself back to her imagination. also someone mentioned that she killed the rest of the neighbourhood bc she keeps saying "no ones here" and i agree with that. I think this was so cool.
She also says, "your eyes are shining so bright when you're looking at me". This could be referring to glazed over eyes, which would be found on someone who has died.
May I add, we were unloyal, for how she talks about our "adventure", we only sat in the couch and make her all the housework, we probably didn't let her work and that's why she was always alone in the house, baking, and she poisoned us with one of the things she baked (we ate "something" that wasn't alright) Also there's blood on us, the jam in our mouth, i think some of the background noises are worms eating us, and she talks about how much she misses us, implying it's been days since she killed us and she's been doing the same over and over again. Idk, but I even think she will actually cook or is cooking the body, for how she says she wants to "eat" us with a sad/angry expression, the water and bubbles sound, ans the "sweating"
Why do I feel like she’s a robot, accidentally killed us, didn’t realize because she’s broken, and is still caring for us like we are alive. Not realizing that she’s reliving the same moment over and over and over. The definition of insanity. Until something breaks the loop, but nothing has.
Plot twist: the husband is already dead and she’s just talking to his decaying corpse. And in her bouts of psychosis thinks he’s still alive. (Also in this, pretty sure she killed him too)
To add to this.. she probably subconsciously convinced herself that she cooked and cleaned for when he got home, but she really did it to mask the smell of him decaying
i have 2 theories with this 1. she is not real. she is just a robot and has some fried wires or circuitry, and is slowly becoming violent as a result 2. the viewer is not real. she is all alone and is having a psychotic break from the isolation and is trying to maintain normalcy by acting like a 50's house wife, but it's not working (i like this theory better) also she "hears" responses, but not from the viewer ps. great video :)
I mean technically the 2nd theory is what she is doing, besides the whole psychotic break down thing. Cause there is no one there, the "husband" isnt real and she is acting like a 50's housewive
I also have one, we are a cheating husband and the wife found out(our messed up hair, messed up shirt etc...) she goes on and on about how much she loves you and how she did all this stuff for you. It seems like she broke when she found out about it and now she is trying extra hard to win you back the only way she can think of.
What I think is that we are an android who has developed feeling for someone else. Our owner does not like that and is trying her best to win us back. But in the end, she gives up and deactivates us. That's my theory.
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I very stupidly decided to have this playing as background sound while at work... but I keep having to look at the screen because your acting here is sooo freaking good Shazza honestly!!! High fives
Oh man we so dead. Also theory: the reason she killed us (because we’re definitely decaying, my guess is she’s been baking us all day or baking to cover up our stink from decay) is because we were cheating on her (going on adventures), never appreciated what she did for us, and we live way out in the country so there’s nobody to socialize with.
@D S well we are definitely dead in this video, I think they were just hypothesizing maybe why she killed us. Not necessarily saying what she did was “okay” or validate it. I wouldn’t look too far into it besides to make your own hypothesis, and be creative? Idk. Either way the video was interesting imo.
@D S I didn’t “try to validate the possibility” of her murdering us, I was listing what I thought her reasons would be. I didn’t say they were good ones.
@D S sorry my comment came across that way, but that’s not what I meant. I was giving reasons she might have for murdering us. I was in no way trying to justify those reasons.
ALSO she said that our hair was a bit different from when we left (cheating) and the jame she wipes off definitely blood, also the face (the big round eyes) dead people have the expression that they died with so I agree with you :)
The vibes I’m getting are your wife is secretly an android that’s starting to malfunction, and the WifeBot5000 was programmed to seem loving and nurturing while she’s secretly putting arsenic in your dinner.
@@poopsled I don’t think she is currently watching us die I think we are dead already and that’s why she been baking a lot to cover up the smell and also that’s why she keeps saying she misses us
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this character sort of reminds me of the other mother from coraline or the robot mom from the umbrella academy when she starts malfunctioning. thank you for the halloween video, glow!
Ears: ringing Jaw: fractured Three ribs: cracked Four: broken Diaphragm: hemorrhaging Physical recovery: six weeks Full psychological recovery: six months Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized
I don't know why, but I've watched it imagining she was holding me hostage and had me tied up in a chair, got these vibes from the conversation slightly psychotic
Theory: Wife killed husband in an outburst of insanity. She’s gone crazy in remorse, and thinks she can see and talk to the ghost (or corpse). Things supporting: - She’s overly cheerful, a common sign in manic people - She’s talking to someone, but is getting no response - She wants everything to be absolutely perfect for us, possibly because she’s guilty for killing - Flies can often be heard throughout the video, indicating that we’re a corpse she’s possibly has propped up. - She keeps telling us that she misses us, possibly because we’re dead Things against: - It feels like she can actually see and interact with us (however we could be seeing this from the perspective of the corpse she has propped up, as if we were alive).
More evidence: Her smile keeps falling at random points, as if reality keeps hitting her. She seems to answer her own questions, as if she knows she won’t get a response. She keeps praising us, almost like an apology.
I have a few theories so I'm going to share them ✨ 1 - The viewer is having a memory about his/her dead wife. The parts where she glitches/spaces out are parts the viewer didn't like and tried to forget. He/she may have even exaggerated parts of the memory. 2 - She is suffering depression from an abusive, arranged marriage. The times when she spaces out are triggers for her. Those triggers are things that her significant other has made nasty remarks about. She's trying her hardest to win he/she over but her true emotions shine through. The significant other is too stupid to see those moments so there is no comment on them in the video. 3 - She is a nurse at an old folks home. An old man (not woman in this case because of the toxic masculinity) wakes up from a coma. She has to pretend to be his wife that died a long time ago. The times when she spaces out are times when she doesn't know what to say because she knows that this isn't real and he'll have to know the truth soon. When the viewer gets really sweaty at the end and all the colors distort is when the viewer has a flashback to why he was put in the coma in the first place. His old wife did something to him. (That one is my favorite 🙃)
My theory: the wife AI is getting us comfortable enough to let our guard down so she can kill us because she snapped after years of being stuck in an abusive relationship, the final straw being that we (the husband) cheated despite the wife AI doing everything she can to fulfill our every little request.. :( Also great acting!
y’all i just realized the background noise was flies. we for sure dead. she for sure killed us. she for sure PSYCHO. Glow, your acting is immaculate. . . . ps, you have really nice teeth.
I have a theory, so first I have to tell you about a article I read a while back, it was about an elderly man whose wife had died in her sleep. He didn’t want to think that she was gone, so he got her body ready for the day and drove her around the town, even making dinner for her. In the end he said he just wasn’t ready to let go of her and needed that final day. I’m assuming that the “perfect wife” killed her husband because he always wanted her to be his idea of perfect, and one day she snapped, and killed him. Once she realized what she had done she went into an episode, and honestly believed his (decaying) body was real. That is why at some moments you could see her breaking down a little bit, (“I made a mistake I’m sorry” “I’m not doing enough”, “oh it has wrinkles”, ) or snapping back to reality. So she takes care of him, thinking this is all real, because in her mind it is. I think the reason for the baking was the smell, because in some parts you can hear (or at least I think that’s what it was) flys, because as we know, flys like dead things. (TW!!!) Another theory would be she was sent to a mental institution and that’s why “no ones here”. Because she went mad after her husband killed himself, “I never want you to hurt yourself”, “I don’t know where you went” “I’m so happy your here darling” “what’s happening to you?” etc. and this was all in her head. (Or she poisoned us and is planning on eating us 😃👍)Both ways I definitely shouldn’t have watched this at 2 am 👁👄👁
TRIGGER WARNING Theory: Her husband was super controlling and she could never do anything right, but then one day something happened at his job and he committed suicide. She believed it was her fault in the beginning because she wasn't the perfect wife, but now realizes that he was just a jerk (but was still kinda brainwashed after all those years of mistreatment). She now kidnaps other men who disrespect their wives . Her glitches are her having flashback to when he was alive and realizing this is not reality. Reminder, no abuse is "okay" and mental health is valid.
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She is a sophisticated android from one of the Fallout games after the nuke has gone off. The bomb caused some damage and the owners died but she just keeps going through programming. That or orange is real sus.
i'm thinking the person is a robot creator who "created" the perfect wife, but this wife is starting to malfunction and do the opposite of what it was meant to, as well as developing a mind of its/her own
She's a young and lonely widow who totally lost her mind when her husband was killed in war, after that, she kidnapped a man and she's forcing him to play a fake dreamy life. As she speaks, he is tied to a chair, gagged, crying.
It sounds like she’s talking to someone who is already dead???? Like in the end you can hear the sound of flies. Did she kill her husband and pretending like he’s not dead ??! Omg I want to knowwwww lollllll
Glow’s next asmr is gonna be like- “ASMR Perfect Wife goes through knife collection and rates them on their usefulness” edit: wait wtf this was like my first comment ever on a youtube video tysm for the likes :D
“If your glowbot at any time appears to show homicidal tendencies, please clear the house and call for assistance immediately. Do not eat any food that is offered to you by the malfunctioning glowbot.
Note 862 on Product “GLOWBOT #1700018; The tea she serves has traces of Polonium 239, around 6,781x the daily allowed limit. (around 0.0000000792 grams) A cake in the background has no visible traces of poison however is suspected to have traces of Nitroglycerin, which if consumed will explode eventually. The amount of nitroglycerin allowed in its raw form (not tablets) was suspected to be 651x the daily limit, (0.0000000000083 g allowed.) however it was detected to be over 10,000 from a distance of 7.16 feet. Do not take any gifts she offers, those have been tainted with a substance that she has acquired from local grocery stores. Please turn these into the police. GLOWBOT number 1700018 is also dangerous in terms of actual threat. She has a broken motherchip, which can correlate to a variety of violent and dangerous factors. Stay away from GLOWBOT PRODUCT NUMBER 1700018 at all costs.
My theory: We were a horrible husband and she was always doing everything she could for us but we were never satisfied and demanded her to be a perfect wife meanwhile we cheated on her and forced her to stay in the house. Then she snapped and killed us but the trauma and guilt messed her mind. She sort of lives in her imagination, seeing us alive and getting responses but every now and then she snaps back to reality and sees our corpse. The flies mean that our body is rotting. She bakes to cover up the smell. She probably killed the neighbours too. "We ate something wrong" She poisoned us. And the "jam" on our mouth...I don't think that was strawberry jam bro...
*My theory* Always obsessed with having the perfect life she was told to have as a child where everything was perfect, when you tried to leave her, she could not comprehend the failure of her plan, so she keeps you hostage, obsessed with doing everything perfectly. This explains her panicking when she has wrinkles on her dress, the panic over doing her job and duty correctly, us looking not perfect, getting us to say she is perfect, talking about how it's just like in perfect stories, the mood swings when you don't conform with her ideas of perfection, the messy eating due to hands possibly being tied, constantly making us feel perfect, the baking favourites obsession like the mother figure always does in fairytales, the obsession with describing us as perfect similar language to in kids books, us sweating alot in fear, ect
Theory: She definitely killed us a while ago, and each day she does this to us (greets us/treats us like we’re still alive) But that’s why we hear the flies - cuz we dEd Edit: Holy dang thanks for the likes! :3
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Me: *watching this at 1 am with no one else awake and scrolling through the comments and getting scared* Her: “I-I thought it was....perfect...... perfect...” Edit: also my theory: TW Her husband committed suicide (“I never want you to hurt yourself...”) and she blames herself so she takes care of him as his body decays and she starts to break and sees him for who he was (a cheating guy who used her) and she starts to realize he deserved death Idk is that too weird?
THEORY: she’s lost her lover in the war. She doesn’t know how to cope so she came up with the illusion that they are there with her. When she “blanks” she’s coming back to reality and seeing the truth. Second theory. She found out her lover is having an affair and can’t come to terms with it or confront him so she has shut down her head and is trying to prove she’s the perfect one so they will stop and stay with her. That’s when we get sick. She finally gets revenge and runs off with her secret WLW love.
Theory: the wife is an android that was programmed do be a good wife for those in need. But this android accidentally killed this guy by putting something he was allergic to in his food realized that the husband was dead and malfunctioned. Then proceeded to kill everyone else in the house (kids, dog, cat, etc) Placed them in some chairs and is now pretending everything is alright with the rotting corpses of everyone that was there. And no one knows this because they live out in the country. Anyone that knocks on the door of this house gets greeted by the robot wife and then gets killed. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
Okay but am I the only one that felt terrible bad for her? Like it made me so sad, I didn't want ber to suffer amd I felt terribly bad because I couldn't do anything to help her.
Since everyone is putting in their theories, mine is the husband (aka the viewer) is schizophrenic and the wife is trying to comfort him to keep him from having a manic episode (during which he’s abusive because he thinks he is unsafe) so he’s imagining the buzzing and the odd behavior because of his disorder. He goes to work everyday to maintain a routine and normalcy, but when he gets home all the thoughts and mania from the day build up and he has episodes, which his wife is afraid of which is why she acts so nice. Note : This is JUST A THEORY, and is not meant to offend anyone who has schizophrenia or knows someone who does
My theory on what the story here is: The listner lost their wife in some kind of accident and refuses to believe she's actually gone, so in a desprate attempt to build their own little world where she never dies they do what they know best and create a robot in her likeness. The perfect wife. Ofc it's worked for the longest time and listener has completely earsed the accident from their mind, their unwillingness to let go fueling this fictional world they've created. Eventually though the robot replacement has started to bug out and glitch, possibly gaining consciousness. Maybe its just a glitch or maybe she's fell in love and heart broken when she realizes listener could never actually love her the way they lived the original. Either way listener has completely fulled themself into thinking that she IS the orginal and nothing has ever happened and therefor is probably unable to notice these little glitches. And though its sad, it will all ultimately end in listeners demise. Just to clarify this is just my interpretation of the video. None of it is confirmed. I just thought this was a neat little idea to fill out the story of it all ^w^
All freak out moments 0:45 - 1:00 (Glitch) 3:22 - 3:30 4:59 - 5:06 5:40 - 6:03 (d r e s s) 6:34 - 6:55 7:20 - 7:21 (weird sound) 8:30 - 8:56 9:25 - 9:29 10:00 - 10:20 (No ones around) 10:58 - 11:10 12:05 - 12:12 (Never) 12:38 - 13:01 (Perfect) 15:04 - 15:32 (Do you remember when we meet?) 16:50 - 16:57( e a t y o u u p ) 17:19 - 17:20 (Fly sound : SalTea) 18:03 - 18:06 (Weird sound again) 18:38 - 18:48 (j a m) 19:07 - 20:01 ( t h e y a r e d a r k c h o c o l a t e ) 20:03 - 21:04 (LeTs tRy tHis AgAin) Edited by Otaku with Glasses
Here’s my theory: she’s not the crazy one, the husband is. He abducted her and several other women. She has been kept in captivity and brainwashed by the husband to be the “perfect wife” and she’s starting to have a psychotic break from either being in captivity for so long and being controlled by him all this time, or because realized what he’s really been doing to her and the other women.
Another theory: Her husband went off to war even though she begged him not to go. He never came back and it destroyed her. She believes that of she had been the perfect wife he would have stayed, so much that she stole his body and talks to it in the kitchen everyday at the same time when he would come back from his civilian job. She bakes for him every day and just throws everything out at the end of the day and resents him. Then she wakes up in the morning and starts over...
I am simultaneously extremely relaxed and deeply uncomfortable some how. The great part is the unsettling hints i'm about to die are perfect for the season
Oh look it’s a man who has never felt the touch of a woman and the therefore feels great remorse, and holds grudges against a movement that is far beyond him. Sadly these species are very common. My thought was to exterminate them but apparently that’s “illegal” 🙄
The husband has been cheating on her, with a lot of women, she descended into madness and she ties him up, plays house with him, and cooked all his mistresses for him to eat. Then she poisoned him with the jam.
I think we’re the husband that’s been having an affair (messed up hair and shirt, “adventures” we’ve been on) and Glow found out (keeps mentioning how she wants to be perfect), killed the mistress (why we hear the flies), and we’re next (poisoned jam)😳😂😂
This hit on a psychological level I feel her glitching out is her most humane aspect where as the act of being perfected is what is expected and depicted by society. It gives me 1950s America vibes. Evasive , love it Glow ! It gives me fall out vibes
theory: we live in the countryside with no neighbors and we were controlling and abusive. we also were a cheater (our adventures) so she got sick of us and poisoned us. (she asks us if we ate something unwell while smiling) she kept our corpse out of guilt and now pretends we’re alive and okay. she felt so bad and in her episodes of psychosis we’re alive in her eyes. shes reliving that day everyday and cant snap out of it.
My theory is that she is coming to terms that she does not love this life and is realizing the love she has for her husband is actually turning to hate but isn't able to process it all at once so its coming in waves and that's why she has these "moments"
This feels like one of those POV indie games where you’re thrown into a scene in someone else’s life and have to choose the right actions/words to figure out the story and (maybe) fix it
Theory: her husband was mean to her, probably told her that he didn't like her cooking (it wasn't "perfect") and now she's baking him (that explains background noises and why she was wiping his sweat). He's tied up or already dead, maybe he's deacying and being eaten by flies. She can be some sort of android programmed to be a perfect wife (she has been told that she wasn't perfect and that damaged her)
i'm not justyfing murder or violence in general. my theory was just an idea, in my opinion she seemed to be traumatized or something like that so i assumed that she might have been abused by the husband (that's what i meant by "mean" but that was probably an understatement). but still, i'm not validating murder and i think that we should react to all kinds of violence (except the fact that it's only an asmr video).
I used to know this girl that would "cling" onto certain words and silently repeat them while zoning out exactly like this, so it's super weird reliving that experience from a different person.
"I baked all day" *look in the oven* *there is my real wife's baked head in there* *turning around* "Is somethig wrong, honey? Don't you like my baking?"
So cool, such a cool unique concept Gives me Other Mother vibes from Coraline but like 'Other Wife'. Like a couple moved into a new house and they are constantly fighting and arguing and then one of them finds a little door with a strange key and through it is another world with the 'perfect' wife who is too perfect and something sinister is lying underneath
there's to type of people in the world. the "i have a bad feeling about this..." type of people and then there's me, the "here's where the fun begins" type of people.
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Theory: the husband and wife were together and she loved him and there was an accident (and the husband died) and she blames herself for it and so she goes into her little imagination where she is perfect and the accident never happened and she always baked for him and cleaned for him Second theory: no one ever loved this man so he decided to make a “perfect” robot to love him and she started developing real feelings for him and is turning into a real person with flaws so that’s why she is glitching Third theory: she was all alone and created him and wants everything to be perfect so she made sure there was no one around like she keeps saying. All she wants is a perfect life and to be happy because of all the trauma from her past. ANYWAYS YEAH
