{Asmr} Pirate second in command confesses to you [confession] [nervous] [friends to lovers] 

Such an adorable story! I swear every time I hear about pirates it sound like someone just dumped a frat party on a ship.

Definitely more valuable than all of king midas' gold

I saw your post saying you weren’t feeling well hope you get better soon I get the feeling was sick last week but I couldn’t get off work it’s rough we appreciate your efforts though

Lapide: I…I got somethin’ to tell ya, Cap’n…. Me: It’s all right lass, I already knew the whole time

This was nice listen Lapide and it was an interesting story! I love the accent you gave her and I hope you’re doing great!

I guess this video is rated "ARRRRGH".

Best alternate ending to Donkey Kong Country 2 ever!

Keep up your good work

💚Aye, lass. We'll sail the these salty waters together 💚 May you rest up and recover with the swiftness, Lapide 💚

Always down for something pirate related

This is convenient because I got back from swimming in a pool that created real waves

You already found treasure...Me!

Oui Madame, voulez-vous un verre comme Sheri ?

Aye me matey I suppose ye be me matey now haharrr! We best be seekin shore so we can get arreselves some ARRR AND ARRR YAHAHARRRRR!

Is this Seven Minute in Heaven: Pirate Edition? 🤔

A pirate's wife for me

Marthila: greetings people predator is unavailable he is… drunk off his mask so I will be the one doing the log entry today so log entry 014 dimension and universe unknown because predator knows I’m not going to spend hours looking through a compendium of nearly 9,971,857,883,908 miles of dimension and universe files just for this log entry but I will do this let’s get back on track, ah yes pirates I’ve seen my fate share of them and even participated in a few battles all of them one sided seeing as the ships I was facing were using old fashion cannons and I was using warship cannons but still it counts right? Confessions are very difficult trust me I took…. 3,000 centuries before confessing to predator it turned out good at least but still I felt like death was standing before me it was terrifying but it was worth it in the end to get closer to that dumbass so take the shot I say… end of log I think that’s how that goes? *in the background* Predator: Marthila! The hell happened? Marthila: yep end of log…

Are you dutch

French accent ?