[ASMR] The Lord Farquaad Complete Haircut and Razor Shave 👑💈 

Lovely service as usual, my boy. Did I leave my gold necklace the last time I was here?

I just now realized that Fred has been doing this for nearly a decade. No wonder he's so damn good at his job..

“I’ve seen you’ve made it to our high chair there” I laughed so hard at this

I really like that farquaad and fred seem to have a very personal bond despite the fact he mostly just cuts his hair and whatnot

I don't know why, but I laughed so hard when I realized you were drinking from the spray bottle. 😂 Excellent job, per usual!

Ah lord another lord Farquaad haircut Fred really want us to start the year the best way possible

It 3:30 in the morning , and I'm watching an Englishman barber version of thor with a hangover insult me and kick me out, then proceed to cut lord farquads hair. I love it.

“I am something of a scientist my self” I see what you did there Fred 😉

"You're no match for him, he already has perfect cut" "Your highness, perfecting mess is our speciality" -Sassy Fredster

I've been waiting for the next lord farquaad video!! been feeling down and hopeless about the new year so this will cheer me up for sure 😄

The "ya ya ya ya" bit is really tingly. Brilliant video, love the barbershop sounds

1:25 Fred is getting meaner and meaner every hair cut 😂😂 It's so funny at the same time I love it 😁

Thank you for completing my life long dream. I have always wanted to be Lord Farquaad and I am glad someone finally helped me achieve this if only for the time of my haircut. Means so much happy new year to you all and gl hope this one is better.

rude barbershop is my absolute favourite from you fred. lord farquad and overly friendly barber are essential daily asmr for me at bed time. thx, keep it up please!!!

"I had quite a hangover last night(casually drinks from spray bottle)"

5:39 Hands down, best song I've heard this year so far. It has something choral about it, I'm sure the Lord appreciated it as much as I did...

I like the blurred effect. It makes my eyes feel heavy like they’re closing! Great job!

When farquaad leaves the castle, and the guards ask, “Are you going to conquer more lands?” He replies, “No, im going to get a haircut down at Fred’s place!!

For me this wasn’t a only ASMR video but also pure comedy and joy. Bless Lord Farquaad

And the lore of this channel expands into the new year

Man oh man the sound of mixing shaving cream literally melts me everytime you do it 😌

HELL YES FRED!! LORD FARQUAAD NEEDS A MONTHLY HAIRCUT!!! NEED MORE OF THESE MAN!!!! You ARE the NEW ASMR GOAT! Hands Down! The new KING of ASMR is taken his THRONE!

This was both relaxing and deeply funny! What an awesome experience this was!! Thank you so so much!!!

I really love Fred's dedication to the Lord Farquaad lore

Ohh goodness!! This is the way to get the new year rolling!😆😆 A haircut with insults for me, nope not today, slap!! And Farquaad's over the top need for a fringe cut, shave, and cookie/biscuit.✂️🍪 Nicely done, Fred!!👍🏻

thank you Fred the barber shop videos are always the best and its amazing to know we're starting off each year from now on with the Lord Farquaad treatment, i have never clicked faster

Me: *sees that Fred has posted another farquaad video My entire body: FUUUUUCK YEEES

me encanta lo que siempre quise, ser como lord farquaad, muchas gracias caballero

wishing everyone the best sleep of their life :))

Fred held nothing back in this video this was fantastic asmr

well the hangover explains the final product lmao I love this video and the lore it adds to mr farquaad's hairstyle

This video is amazing because acting and relaxing soft voice, thank you for tingles Mr Fred and greetings from Finland🇫🇮💤👍

This is how to start the year! 😁Haircut is one of my fav trigger! Wish you all an amazing sleep! 😴😴

日本から！🇯🇵 あけましておめでとう⛩ いい音です🥰

another lord Farquaad haircut Fred really want us to start the year the best way possible

I love these types of videos Something About the Name Lord Farquaad is so good for ASMR

First ever video recommended to me and it's both subtly hilarious and high quality. Can't explain it but you have a very "medieval" voice. Subscribed and looking forward to falling asleep from your other vids!

I'd love to see more of the characters from this world interact with Lord Farquaad xD This was awesome, thank you. Hope you have a wonderful new year!

You can tell he loves to do all his videos especially the lego ones

I just noticed that the pictures of people in the background are all Fred... The detail is incredible!

寝る前に動画があげられてて嬉しい！✨

this was actually hilarious brother, honestly well done

I enjoyed watching Lord Farquaad receive a haircut from thor in an asmr manner.

I get the feeling the barber actually looks forward to the riff raff coming in - great opportunity to vent his frustrations!

Nice to get both Rude Fred and Gracious Fred in the same video. Happy New Year

All hail Lord Farquaad! It is time for us all the admire the handywork of Fred, as our gracious Lord grants us a glimmering glimpse of his gloriously well-tended hair!

Tanks God you're back fred!!👍 Have'nt uploaded since last year... Glad to see you still putting in work, keep it up🙂

The last Lord Farquaad haircut went hard, comrade. I am pumped for this.

I love the farquaad videos they are my favorite

If you are feeling nervous or worried and are suffering with anxiety please read🙂 Are you going through change maybe a new routine to what you are use to ? A new opportunity? Or maybe u are just worrying about something out of your control . ✨just breath for a second and relax , release your tongue from the root of your mouth and take a minute ✨ Worrying will not take away tomorrow’s troubles it will only take away today’s peace❣️ Some things inevitable and you can’t change them ❤️ my mum used to tell me we can’t control the weather just how we dress for it and react to it ,this is the same as life🌎 you can never fully control it but you can control how you react to situations . You are never going to be 100% ready, it’s never going to be the right time, BUT THATS THE POINT . It means every moment is also the right moment. If u want it you can do it !! Nerves are there for a reason and it’s okay to be nervous it would be weird if you weren’t but turn them nerves into excitement you got this !!

we need a captain price roleplay, you fit the look perfectly

I looOoOove the Lord Farquaad vids so much perfect banter & sounds!!

38:52 I love the spider-man references

I think this is the 3rd time trying to watch this without falling asleep! You won't get me this time, FRED!

Best. Thumbnail. Ever (Thank you)

To be honest I've watched this over and over again, I always sleep, and it's so perfect I can't describe it ❤

Fred, you should consider doing some story telling type asmr as well from time to time, especially some twilight zone type stuff, you have the perfect voice for it

Congrats on your official ASMR Video for 2022

Some of you may sleep, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make- Lord Farqaaud

My favorite part is when he says "Lord Farquaad."

At 38:35 he said “back to formula, and about 15 seconds later he said “I’m something of a scientist myself” two Norman Osborn quotes

✂️It's definitely time for a new awesome Haircut this year🙌

that lord farquaad welcome song 😂 reminds me of the impromptu songs natasia demetriou does in stath lets flats

Какой Статный Мужчина. Makes a wonderful video. I really love his work.

Possibly the best and fastest way of falling asleep with Fred's videos the best to relax 👌

Assisto aqui do Brasil , seus asmrs são os melhores de todos ! Parabéns 👏👍👍

The reflection of Lord Farquaad in the thumbnail killed me

We need a trilogy, Fred. Do Farquaad's hair right before his fateful wedding.

Lmao "back to formula" and "I'm something of a scientist myself" is pure gold spiderman reference

Imagine the twist is the viewer that keeps getting insulted is Shrek.

We're getting the whole package, even getting our eyebrows done 😂

Legendary thumbnail

37:00 damn them hair cuts are just marvelous on the walls

PLEASE do a roleplay where you attend a farquad party. Or where you follow him along for a far out farquad adventure out in the woods far from the kingdom

Your previous Farquaad vid is like my fav on your channel and always has me laughing so hard! 🤣 This was such an amazing surprise!

Fred’s first words not being “hello there” Me:🤨 I second later: “Hello there”

I just want to say that I tried cutting my hair for the first time by myself and I’m really happy I was able to do a decent job. Now I don’t have to go spend 25 bucks every month . I’m just proud of myself lol 😂

Hey fred you should try using that jazz music in the background of your videos like you did in the previous lord farquaad video... i just have good memories with that kind of vibe

Such a calming voice

First time watching a video of yours but you give off Thor vibes, voice and appearance, exquisite vibes :)

"You absolute silly fool", beautiful

I love lord farquad role plays!!!

Lmao. " now I can see you . Oh ,dear. "😂💀💀

Been a full year since this video! And I'm back! Let's gooooo Fred I love being treated this way. So wealthy and fancy 💪🏻👊🏻🎀

Good Mjölnir amulet gag, subtle but real good.

This man just took a big ol drink from his spray bottle 😂😂😂💀

YEEEEEEEEEESSSS !!!!!!!!! MORE OF THE LORD

4:59 his pec moves when he says fool

The sequel we didn’t realize we needed😭😭✨✨

It's 4:30 a.m. in Malaysia...and I'm not sleeping yet💀 (I'm sorry if my English was wrong 😭 cuz English is not my first language 😅)

I love background and pictures of Lord

"I'm something of a scientist Myself" 🤣

0:25 the realization of his face but held it back was PERFECT

So is this canon in Shrek lore?

I find it hilarious that he is trying to cover up the fact that he is spraying his hair with whiskey . 😂

Ever thought about doing a Witcher asmr, u got the face for it

This asmr has a nice lore

Fred should do a series where he gives fictional characters a haircut (so the theme changed each time)

Did anybody else think that Fred was so hungover he just didn’t recognize lord Farquad at the beginning?

Bonsoir ! J'apprécie énormément t'es vidéo ! Un français qui passait part là 😇😇😇😇