ASMR | The Worst Sales Pitch & Survey 📝 (Roleplay) actually relaxing, I swear

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I'm ready for my award.
Sorry this was so short! Next time I'll sucker you into a longer pitch ;) Also, this video was rudely interrupted by a thunderstorm which you can hear near the end of the video and is also the source of all the cuts. Hopefully it adds to the relaxing-ness!
And of course, obviously this is not a real product and should not be taken seriously.
Love you guys!
Allison
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@blahblahana 4 года назад

I truly cannot understand how that attitude stresses the hell out of me in real life and relaxes me sooo much when watching ASMR 🙃

@JubileeWhispers 4 года назад

Same!!

@professordoctor2138 4 года назад

Maybe because in real life if somebody is that awkward and antisocial then it’s worrying but if it’s same then you know it’s probably not true. Also all the words sound more pronounced since she’s spacing them out.

@ProactiveDreamers 4 года назад

1:00 I INSTANTLY busted out laughing 😂 Hints of an undiscovered comical genius in the making?

@user-tw5si4tr3q 4 года назад

she said "🥴"

@ProactiveDreamers 4 года назад

Valentine대런 They actually have an emoji for that expression?! 🤣 wow

@linden5165 4 года назад

Have you seen her incompetent doctor role plays? They are super funny too.

@ProactiveDreamers 4 года назад

Linden NZ Then that’s definitely on my list to check out next. You can tell she has some performance chops in acting or something in the arts. Thank you for the recommendation!

@Natasmodis 4 года назад

Same :D

@jooshasmr3233 4 года назад

idk if you have seen Parks and Rec, but you nailed the April impression

@_miguelithink_5636 4 года назад

Aubrey plaza??

@HugoStiglitz88 4 года назад

@@_miguelithink_5636 I think so. If so I agree

@viperzzzgaming7323 4 года назад

How hard she worked on this from the clothing, to the way she speaks, to having a set plan is so underrated

@Digitalbath4 4 года назад

"Steve R" - I see Cap is making a cameo, I love it!

@asmrreviews8979 4 года назад

Right? That was slick as hell

@groggmayles8657 4 года назад

Is Joe B, Supposed to be Joe Biden?

@makosarene 4 года назад

"insomnia resulting in a stranger whispering to you on the internet" quite the side effect, don't think i've heard of that before

@linden5165 4 года назад

"this is the happiest I've ever been in my life" 🥴

@BnCnnn 4 года назад

Please do more of this! Would absolutely love a longer version of essentially the same thing. Thank you for introducing me to this amazing product!

@davidhasayt 4 года назад

I love that you probably had to do more than one take because it sounded too natural..... "surely I can make this more awkward?" xD EDIT: The last "side effect" had me chuckling to myself!

@JubileeWhispers 4 года назад

I really thought about redoing some parts, especially when the thunderstorm interrupted near the end. But unless something massively goes wrong and I have to start from scratch, I always go with the first and only take because it's more organic!

@davidhasayt 4 года назад

@@JubileeWhispers That's impressive for a single take, you're very funny & very relaxing at the same time. I love your videos, especially the Skyrim ones, as you can probably tell!

@KenY2KenTV 4 года назад

This is so good, I haven't fallen asleep because I was laughing so much but I feel extremely uplifited, which I think I needed. Thanks, Allison!

@cozycami_ 4 года назад

in case you needed more convincing and didn’t watch the end: the side affects include (but are not limited to) vampirism, unlocking 100% of the brain, veganism, stockholm syndrome, greyscale, additional limb growth, and superhuman strength

@TheWipal 4 года назад

i become a vampire and vegan? does that mean i do photosynthesis like those plants? 😶👀👀👀

@HugoStiglitz88 4 года назад

Worth it to unlock 100% of the brain

@groggmayles8657 4 года назад

@@HugoStiglitz88 And to get Superhuman strength and the chance of growing an extra superhumanly strong arm.

@ospeight 3 года назад

And pentapox, Didn’t your cousin Chang die from it?

@ellie-zl7ji 3 года назад

GREYSCALE AKDJFWHHQ

@Quinndee 4 года назад

Giving me very Aubrey Plaza vibes I love it LOL

@eldancer12 4 года назад

Quinn Deveraux I was thinking the same thing!

@defaultsplace1348 4 года назад

Agreed.

@JubileeWhispers 4 года назад

She is my muse

@RatFilth 4 года назад

JubileeWhispers I think you mean moose. A common mistake.

@MoJack20 4 года назад

JubileeWhispers she’s my celebrity crush

@Yui714 4 года назад

Been watching ASMR for years and never seen anything like this! This is amazing!

@EmilVahl 3 года назад

I keep comming back to this video. The audio settings are so perfect here!

@syzoractb4461 3 года назад

This is on my top 3 favorites of all time I'd love to see you do something similar

@neoavenir 4 года назад

god i love your soft spoken voice 😭 hopefully we get a part 2 where the pills turn people into zombies.

@TheRealChiefBeef 4 года назад

The way you talk in this reminds me of deb from Napoleon dynamite. You should do more of these this was really funny

@nmckoyy 4 года назад

LimeCayOyster *eats a sandwich, drinks egg yolk and talks gibberish*

@Crota0100 4 года назад

@@nmckoyy "Yeah a few years back I found a few Shoshone arrowheads in the field"

@PersistenciaMemoria 4 года назад

"I see you're drinking 1%. Does that mean you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

@Austin.D 2 года назад

Literally thinking the same thing 🤣

@hillsxx5967 4 года назад

She look like she’s trying so hard not to laugh 😆

@Jadieeeee 4 года назад

This is artistic genius. And also relaxing.

@MrBalaki97 4 года назад

When i heard cinco i said hell no wheres tim and eric

@AbyssalFrost 4 года назад

Cinco helps you watch your friends sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

@andrewxyz24 4 года назад

Her: "Do you find yourself sneezing on occasion and breathing too loudly/quietly (pick one depending on person)" Me: This is a load of barnacles... Her: "Would you like to be taller..." M: "Mhmm ok, keep going, yeah i'm listening."

@supergxnshinxx5554 3 года назад

You wrote M instead of me Btw this is SO relateable 😂

@mikearisbrocken8507 Год назад

“Do you find yourself sneezing on occasion and breathing too loudly/quietly?” Me: “How did she know?! 😮

@stephanie3121 4 года назад

You’re reminding me of April from parks and Rec and it scares me 😂💕

@AgedBacon 4 года назад

"Do you have a second to talk about an amazing product that will change your life?" I'm ready to buy it and give it to you, you need it.

@Natasmodis 4 года назад

Brilliant! The video I needed right now without even knowing that I needed it.

@oliveohyeah 3 года назад

This is the greatest ASMR roleplay of all time

@flyingelvistx3194 4 года назад

This was great! 👍 The side effects 🤣🤣🤣

@sierrab489 2 года назад

Need a series of this so badly

@Hecateris 4 года назад

I never comment but this video is so cute 🥺 also, YOU’RE really really pretty!

@Limxuv 4 года назад

I am conflicted. Relaxed and anxious at the same time

@groggmayles8657 4 года назад

She has a lisp that is so satisfying

@aletheiaobserver1082 4 года назад

Excellent delivery. Came across as well-informed and really believed in her product. 10/10 salesperson 👍

@ladyj3579 4 года назад

I love the Tim and Eric reference and the Captain America one too 😆

@JubileeWhispers 4 года назад

So far you're the first person to catch the Captain America one (or at least first to mention it!) 😄

@meganr1449 4 года назад

You're so multitalented. This was brilliant!

@jessi330 4 года назад

30 seconds in and I loved it. "and correct lefthandedness" hahahaha

@proctoscopefilms 4 года назад

I have too big a list to comment on all of the things I loved about this video. You're a regular Tim Heidecker. But more relaxing ! Thanks so much !

@batekush8135 4 года назад

this was so hilarious but also so relaxing omg i love it!!

@wizardlizard55555 4 года назад

I want to sleep but every time I'm about to close my eyes I start laughing 😭 "Now I have a 7.0 gpa"

@dominique1139 4 года назад

You posted right as I was about to take a nap!!! Thank you!!😭❤️

@yokothedoggo2869 4 года назад

Me: “do you recommend this?” Her: “yes I highly recommend this....ummmmmm..... I do personally take miracle X three times a day and this has been the happiest day of my life” Me:👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁 AND THE TINGLES THO IDK HOW MANY TIMES I SAID THAT IN UR VIDS GREAT JOB!!

@HeadUpTone 4 года назад

This is exactly what I’ve been waiting for 🥱

@Killus2 4 года назад

Yo this was actually 🔥 great work, super relaxing 😎

@kingzant99 4 года назад

This is the funniest asmr video ever. I love it. The ending killed me. Never change.

@UnlimitedProduction1 4 года назад

This was perfectly executed and still relaxing

@TehXilee 4 года назад

I'm giving this a like, not because I enjoyed it - because it caused me pain, but because of how expertly crafted this is and how well it delivered said pain. Well done./?

@mscanza 4 года назад

The tie is the best part.

@ember9821 4 года назад

no one gonna talk about the women and her demon having a tea party 🤔

@summerishere5146 4 года назад

The ol sleep paralysis demon

@eeeenaj 4 года назад

I get some April Ludgate vibes, love it!

@ricoleswav9465 4 года назад

Lmfaoooo I love that Captain America reference is so subtle most people won’t notice it. We need a role play now maybe an agent carter rp??

@TheMeesterman 2 года назад

Great video! Actually gave me asmr, which is becoming more and more rare!

@camivegars 4 года назад

This is sooooo funny and relaxing 😂💖💖💖 love it!

@MissVindicat 4 года назад

Love this!! 😂😂

@hugsy111 4 года назад

Me when I did door to door charity sales... Please so more like this/with this character!

@samuelharper8968 4 года назад

I truly love these type of asmr vids where it's just talking

@Cantyoutell1889 2 месяца назад

It’s a crime that you haven’t made videos like this at all again

@ruthoftexas 4 года назад

I think I have probably watched this at least twelve times in the last month and I still giggle every time. I loooove this one 😆

@ILikedGooglePlus 4 года назад

Really channelling April Ludgate

@RekiasChannel 4 года назад

The acting in this is superior! Love it.

@lukethomas6936 4 года назад

I like you switching between whisper and soft spoken

@snacc-1100 4 года назад

I can’t tell if this is adorable, hilarious or horrifying. Perhaps a mix of the lot.

@Slooofer 11 месяцев назад

I loved this asmr, I know, I’m a little late to this- but hey! Better late then never lol. Hope she still doing asmr cause she great at it

@Willowtree82 2 года назад

this reminds me of my favorite old school asmr when sales people would call your home phone and pitch to you, one of my first asmr.

@Slooofer 2 месяца назад

Still one of my favorites to this day

@hectorvega6483 4 года назад

Lol dude I love this video it is so hilarious! I'm re-watching parks and recreation and this reminds me of April xD!

@JubileeWhispers 4 года назад

You can never re-watch Parks and Rec too many times!

@canadiangunner0190 2 года назад

LMAO I literally said "Cinco Phone" before you did :p the Cinco product commercials are my favorite part of T&E

@justinhandler4712 2 года назад

I love everything about this

@crispinmcsticks 4 года назад

Thanks, sinko 👍

@UxorialCross 4 года назад

Fixes left handedness? But what am I supposed to do about all the left hand specific stuff I have ;-;

@Heckkin 4 года назад

sell it to buy more miracleX

@missgurlyteengurl 4 года назад

Don’t worry about it

@HugoStiglitz88 4 года назад

Left handedness is nothing to fix. Studies prove we're superior. Wrong handed people are just jealous

@sundropasmr2924 4 года назад

Finally!! I’ve been looking for something to correct my left-handedness for years! So tired of the ink smudging from my hand :(

@exabsalom 4 года назад

This rules, this was so good. I really hope you do more!

@jasim9206 4 года назад

This was so funny, keep it coming

@quantompurple17 4 года назад

I keep re watching this because I honestly enjoyed it

@byNorthrop 3 года назад

This roleplay is PERFECT 🤯

@macklee6837 4 года назад

"Just how does Miracle X do all that and more? Don't worry about it" 😂🤣

@mattasmr6398 4 года назад

Definitely a Taylor ASMR vibe here. Very fun, love the piece

@cruxfleetcos 4 года назад

this is so good i love it

@bluepheonix6873 3 года назад

In the reviews she say Steve R. Which is a reference to Steve Rogers aka Captain America and Steve R. Claims he’s now taller and stronger ( Captain America: The First Avenger ) he’s able to rip fire wood In half with his bare hands ( Avengers: Age of Ultron ) and that his butt has never looked better ( Avengers: Endgame ) anyways just thought those references were kinda cool.

@zepher1494 4 года назад

This reminds me of Deb from napoleon dynamite😂😂😂

@Willington_Willis 4 года назад

Where can someone get this Miracle X? I want to fit in my navy suit for war.

@Idk-dl3vk 4 года назад

7.0 gpa holy crap, where do you buy miracle x

@luisfed97 4 года назад

EVERYTHING YOU DO IS TINGLY! IT'S AMAZING.

@TheWipal 4 года назад

why was this video so entertaining

@isacrijns9825 4 года назад

I wanted so long for a new “survey” video. I liked this one! But I prefer a more professional one!❤️

@Beelzebud420 3 года назад

A Cinco product lol...nice...Thank you for making these videos,your voice is soo relaxing.

@rockstartrey 4 года назад

This video made me subscribe. Such a great character!

@pooky8063 4 года назад

Strong Aubrey plaza vibes.

@theexcellent2772 4 года назад

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS VIDEO

@ruthoftexas 3 года назад

I think I have watched this video a thousand times since you uploaded it! Please, ineptly sell me as many dangerous products as you can!!

@callmeclick9459 4 года назад

"You had a horrible delivery and for that reason, I'm out."

@callmeclick9459 4 года назад

Obviously this was a joke

@angrybanana5476 4 года назад

Shark tank/dragons den?

@kkizzer13 4 года назад

Pretty great comedy writing 😂😂

@bobjobjoe8887 3 года назад

I dont get asmr and yet i still need more Cynco lore

@nekotajni394 4 года назад

This is so silly and cute haha. Love it!

@lostlakpaul 4 года назад

The Oklahoma part killed me 😂

@zcadwresx 4 года назад

The advertisement of those water cooling ac's work pretty well. I have 2 of them. Get them, now !!!

@tltinatl 2 года назад

This sales pitch delivery is *almost* as stiff and nonbelievable as my audition for the local theater guild production of "Annie" when I was 10. Almost. Pretty sure the poor director didn't get any tingles from my terrible acting, though. She probably still has 20 cases of unsold MiracleX in her closet right now.