ASMR Worst Reviewed Hairdresser 

TIMESTAMPS cuz i’m kinda early i guess (sorry if you’ve already done them but as far as i can see i’m the only timestamps right now) 0:00 - swishing hair sounds with some whispering (rip beautiful hair) 1:25 - brushing hair with a “detangling brush” (really a scrub brush) 3:40 - fingercombing hair 4:09 - cutting off ends with scissors (very professional) 8:48 - brushing hair again with the “detangling brush” (nope still a scrub brush) 9:35 - more fingercombing your hair 10:05 - bringing out the hair coloring kit thing (ooh we gettin’ serious) 10:29 - dividing your hair into sections 10:56 - coloring one section of hair pink 11:36 - stopping to put on latex gloves 12:05 - coloring the section of hair pink again (it’s an ombre guys) 12:37- continues coloring different sections of hair pink 14:33 - coloring a section of hair blue 15:23 - continues coloring different sections of hair blue 16:37 - coloring a section of hair purple 17:21 - continues coloring different sections of hair purple 18:12 - giving you some nice purple streaks (while ranting about some person in her neighborhood, really quite entertaining) 20:16 - fingercombing colored hair like the video guys

“These are some of the best scissors in the world” proceeds to hack hair off without success

You should do a video fixing the wig with the caption “The best reviewed hair salon to fix your hair”

"Here comes the ice-cream man trying to lure people into his truck with his songs" Wow that's dark

Me: "I would like you to rip out all of my hair." Ann: "Yes we will do something like that, but a bit more daring."

Gonna probably do a video reading funniest comments 😂😂some really crack me up

Lifts head up: "Would you mind keeping your head still"? 😂

the hair: *is beautiful and shiny, appears as golden silk woven by God's own angels* Rapunzel: ur hair kinda sucks ngl thank God you came here

who wants to go with me to find the ice cream truck man and teach him a lesson?

“Hide your kids, hide your wife” I died

Damn, she’s got the scrunchies and everything *thats how you know she is a professional*

*Gets broom breaks the stick off* “Wallah it’s a hair brush”

7:28 *nice music stats playing* “IM GONNA TELL THAT PERSON TO GTFO OF MY NEIGHBOURHOOD” IM 💀💀

The little jokey one-liners were the best part! Couldn’t even sleep, I was waiting for the next one. “Just seeing if I feel any lumps, could be cancer. Don’t worry.”

Ann roleplaying as the worst hairdresser: “i’m gonna tell that person to get the f**k outta my neighborhood” Ann in real life: **actually goes to get ice cream and is excited because an ice cream truck is on her street**

I can’t decide if she said “wretched hair” or “ratchet hair” because either way she’s not wrong about my hair.

“sorry i’m listening to some tupac. gets me into the zone” how the hell does she keep going without laughing ?? i literally snorted

"I went to Harvard and I'm smart" "then where is Harvard" "..."

„Your Hair is really long - nobody has it that long anymore“ - Hairdresser Ann having even longer hair herself 😂😂 love this 😂😂

When your head's down there but the hairdresser is staring way above and past where your actual face should be!

I'm almost sure thats the same girl from the worst reviewed Beauty Salon..

Little do people know that's actually someone's severed head

I LOVE these "worst reviewed" vids you're doing. A terrible reiki session would be fun.

“There’s some bleach in there. It’s going to do some interesting things to your hair” I-

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Worst reviewed by hairdressing skills but 5 stars for Tingles! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Fun fact We all are watching this without fullscreen

"Hide your kids, hide your wife" 😂😂 I love that video. Entertaining and relaxing as usual.

"Don't worry, I didn't eat anything. I live off client's misery and despair like a dementor." "Sit still please. Keep your head still. I hate it when people move." I'm envisioning a dentist chair with restraints.

*Ann casually hacking away at my hair* “Now THIS is how you create dimension!” Me: 😰👍🏽

I swear, half of these views are me, I listen to this every god damn night before I sleep, and during that day too when I’m trying to concentrate

me head: is literally in her hands her asking questions: looking at air

So This is 6ix9ine's hairdresser 😂😂😂he's probably going to snitch on her too😂😂😂

Yet for some reason if my hair ended up looking like this, I’d still say, “It looks great, thanks!”

Hey you who read the comments You’re a great person and good relax 😊

"how did you hear about my salon?......... you didn't.... okay" 😂 😂 😂 😂

2:48 “Does that feel good?” Replies in peanut butter baby: “Ah”

this is the amount of people are glad they weren’t the mannequin head 👇

“I’m going to tell that person to get the **** out of my neighborhood” I WAS DYING💀

12:43 „Sorry I‘m listening to some 2Pac“ xDD

“Would you mind keeping your head still please” LMAOO

Ann is gonna have me looking like Angelica’a doll, Cynthia. 💀💀💀

Why do you keep looking behind me to talk?? 😂😂 -rips head off- “Will you keep your head still?!” 😂 I’m dead

Not gonna lie. Thought I was tripping when the ice cream truck started coming around

4:34 Me at 3 am cutting my own hair with scissors I found downstairs ✂️

now you can make a video about " ASMR fixing your hair from a bad hair cut from a 1 star hairdresser''

Jimmy...JIMMY!...get me my brush, the one i use for peoples' faces at the beauty salon

1:30 that looks like a brush you use for horses, I'm dying

12:40 “sorry I’m listening to some tupac” LMAOO

The sound of this brush is actually way more tingly to my ears than the regular detangling brush :D

when she said “I was told these scissors are the best in the world” As she struggled to cut through the chunk of hair reminded me of the time i cut my sisters hair when i was 5

detangles my hair with a brush i use to scrub the toilet floor🤧 well i am traumatised now HAHAHAH but thanks anne!

4:33 when I tell you I gasped-

7:25 made my day 😂

Me: **Enjoying the video no questions, no doubt** Ann: **Pulls my hair a proceeds to cut it out violently** Also me: o-ohkay we are going there now...

"HIDE YOUR KIDS HIDE YOUR WIFE" Giiirrll im tryna relax and sleep listening to this but im just cracking tf up 😂 😂 😂 😂

"No matter how you do your hair it's always going to be interesting" Ya, um you could say that again

Hairdresser: I’m predicting something young something fiery! Me: NO, your predicting my death!

The finished hairstyle could have been a trendy 2000's hairstyle, I mean I can see Avril Lavigne wearing it.

“You’re gonna be happy with the result” Uses fabric scissors to cut a random chunk of hair

Ann: that's 560 dollar please. Me: passes out.

4:58 : “you’re gonna be happy with the result” Me: I’m going to be happy with the tingles

Oh what perfect timing I just finished a half marathon 🏃... I got my notification about half way through, so much turmoil going through my head. Do I listen now? or do I wait till later, now or later? I chose later as a reward for finishing and got a new PR‼️ Thank you Miss Ann 🙇‍♂️

Oh my God I love your channel so much it helps me relax can you please make a video about you just making mouth sounds PLEASE 🙏🏻

I think I had this hairdresser when I made the mistake of going to the Wal-Mart Salon.

Omg I requested this and omg YAY thank you ahhhhh!!!

“These are the best scissors in the world, the sharpest.” *proceeds to struggle because the scissors aren’t cutting the hair*

I hated this video when it was first uploaded. Now i watch it nearly every night to fall asleep. I have probaby viewed it 100 times, i could recite the whole thing. Why does this make me so relaxed?

Me irl: **Gets a blonde wig for Halloween costume** Rapunzel: **Uses wig that looks like mine** Me: Hurt my wig I hurt you Rapunzel: **Cuts off miles of hair** Me: Oh that hurt my soul-

"Yes it is it is too long" 😭one of my favorite lines

I love it when I’m early but I then there aren’t any time stamps or comments to read while I listen, also I love you so much Ann 💕 💕

UGH hair noises like this aren't done enough!!!!! I love love this video

These worst reviewed roleplays are pretty funny 😆

Me listening to ASMR on full volume knowing that my friend us going to call me in 10 mins and it will super loud but not caring because its ann.

Please use that brush as an item in a sound assortment video! The bristles make great sounds and would sound amazing if you scratched them

Rapunzel:your hair is too long Me:Girl,your name is literally rapunzel,and your hair is longer then mine!

I thought this was gonna be like the other "worst reviewed" asmrs where you're just a little rude to the client and stuff, but you really went all out for this

Can not believe this video is 2 years old now! I still love to watch it

Ann: “Nobody has their hair this long anymore” Also Ann: *hairs abound 3 feet long*

Me: Just a trim please ☺️ Rapunzel: proceeds to chop every bit away with a hack saw

“Sit still please” “You want them to do a double take, that means you are hot” “$560 please” *video ends*💀😂

Been subscribed to you for a few years now, Ann, and you've not once failed to help me relax. I appreciate all the time and effort you put into making your videos. ❤ I loved this loads. 😌

I love how it sounds! I was laughing bc of the attitude!😀 it was a great asmr! Ann: I know what I’m doing Me: lol Ann: *cuts half of the hair* I’m donating this! Me: welp this deserves a like and subscribe Ann: the ice cream man is trying to bring kids to his truck with music. Ima tell him to get the *beep* out of my neighborhood* KEEP UR HEAD STILL PLS Me: IM DYING LAUGHING

“Get the f**k outta my neighborhood * that shi had me dead🤣😭

Her: who did you her about my salon Me: on the news for worst but who cares

Why did the “Keep your head still please” make me laugh so much

"Tell that person to get the f**k outta my neighborhood." Wow I didn't know hair dressers could be that aggressive. 7:26 - 7:34

“Sorry I’m just listening to some tupac, it gets me in the zone” 😂😭😂😭

We know who did Harley Quinns hair now

I love watching these videos whilst doing homework they relax me so much and I do work much better x

how every person with long hair feels getting a trim:

"I went to Harvard I'm smart." and i flew to the moon and created the cure for the coronavirus.

me at an interview: “i’ve been a hairdresser for a long time” boss: what experience have you had? me: *thinks about the many mangled dolls that i’ve given buzz cuts and bangs that stick straight up*...yes..

3 years later.. I still come back to this

Oh no it’s a vsco girl no wonder the reviews are low- LOL THE ENDING “that will be 560$ please”

I want the Ice Cream truck thing to be a running joke on these bad hair salon vids. It really makes me laugh

"I'm listening to some 2pac. Gets me in the zone". YES!

4:37 “don’t you worry I know exactly what I’m doing”😂😂😂

Brilliantly inventive, funny, clever and more importantly, tinglelicious!

Her: *looks at the screen* talks to the screen Me: am I the the person you are touching or I'm asking for you to do it to another person?

I love the scrubber you are using as a brush lol. I used to clean my parents carpet with one of those. Never thought about using it on my hair lol