ASMR | Worst Reviewed Mechanic Role Play!

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Yep looks like your flux capacitor is not complying with your Sagittarius fluid so your power level is below 9,000. We need to fix this ASAP! Welcome to my Worst Reviewed Mechanic ASMR Video! Enjoy & DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
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@JesseJethro 4 года назад

Ear cleaning devices: *exist* Ryan: this screwdriver should do the trick

@TheASMRRyan 4 года назад

such a nice scratch ahaha it hits the spot

@peanutbutterz9416 4 года назад

Careful it’s the crack team

@TheASMRRyan 4 года назад

HAHAHAHAHA YES 😂😂😂 from my twitch stream today! HAHAHAHA

@Lolaforever15 4 года назад

@@TheASMRRyan i watched this i thought we were the car😂😂😂😂

@joshuaroberts3037 4 года назад

This is guy from the rude boss video who got fired.

@firesidestoriesasmr4660 4 года назад

"If the mitochondria isn't the powerhouse of your cell here on your engine, I'm pretty sure you're not gonna be able to drive this." That might be my favourite sentence of 2020.

@harrowingseer 4 года назад

I mean, he's a professional in his work.

@adrisblur2005 2 года назад

@@harrowingseer y

@Kmore_ 4 года назад

I don’t care what anyone else says. THIS, is Chad’s father.

@aidymurph3887 4 года назад

Agree

@jomo_1668 4 года назад

Who's chad again😅

@redwolf9966 4 года назад

Klop 710 do you mean the Mechanic or our Pov?

@LinnyTheGuinea 4 года назад

100% no doubt about it

@Beppperrs 4 года назад

Yes

@lukathelobster3091 4 года назад

Who else thinks a collab between Ryan and James A Janisse would be like horror-tube heaven.

@whatsup8751 4 года назад

Pretty Good Gacha i think he said they were talking a while back but it never worked out

@vanhalenfan1015 4 года назад

whats up that's a phat rip. In would love to see that

@TheASMRRyan 4 года назад

that would be a dream come true! comment on his vids that Ryan wants a collab haha

@RBTGT 4 года назад

Ah yes ASMR kill count

@macartneyschannelofrandom6375 4 года назад

I would love to see that happen

@swagss8987 4 года назад

Engineer:Spits on hand Then shakes my hand Me: It’s Corona time

@icravecheddar7401 4 года назад

* chuckles * im in danger.

@ajaybay6195 4 года назад

@Big Smoke shut the fuck up please

@Chunkz_fishing 4 года назад

Steven Immanuel finally a man of quality

@x-bow3831 4 года назад

Alex Jessica B yes i agree

@bhoops20 4 года назад

Alex Jessica B ok “Alex” “Jessica”

@Berzappy 4 года назад

“The shibloynx converter fallopian tube was completely bent out of shape.” I rate this car mechanic a 10/10

@emperorpalpatine5559 4 года назад

OP-TRIPPPLE-OG Did he actually say Fallopian tube? Oh my god he did

@Fireball_ 4 года назад

THE IMAGE IN THE BACKGROUND IS OF CAR MECHANIC SIMULATOR

@Nova-ni1pu 4 года назад

Fireball Ik 🤣

@loxione210 4 года назад

I was about to comment that too

@Subie_Gang190 4 года назад

I was looking for a comment saying that

@Fireball_ 4 года назад

You’re welcome

@sambrown1322 4 года назад

Thank god i wasn't the only person thinking that 😂

@ravendeafening192 4 года назад

I’m not shaking your hand, especially with the corona out.

@TheASMRRyan 4 года назад

but i cleaned it with my spit haha

@natogamez5672 4 года назад

@@TheASMRRyan ha ha

@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 4 года назад

You shouldn't be shaking hands before this damn virus humans hands are disguisting

@officialjokker124 4 года назад

dog person hey i saw you on ephermeral rift’s sleep agent video

@sage8464 4 года назад

IKR Like Ew ;-;

@Youmartyrme 4 года назад

The way he’s talking is how people talk in movies trying to act smart because the creators of the script don’t understand the science and just want to make a movie.

@octvo295 4 года назад

Wrmgutz u thought u did something ?

@bigtimesmitty 4 года назад

That’s actually so true😂😂

@justicebrooks5465 4 года назад

0:54 how dare I shake his hand! During this apocalypse of a named beer

@omzz2590 4 года назад

Lol

@scwid2475 4 года назад

Big rona

@LinnyTheGuinea 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@elfgames577 4 года назад

"Your saggitarius fluid needs to be fueled" *But im a scorpio tho*

@nata-ws2yy 4 года назад

Libra gang 🤘♎

@cody2081 4 года назад

Same but I'm a Taurus.

@fernandovaldivia9265 4 года назад

I'm not a sag um a scorp

@Reaper-0000 4 года назад

Aquarius

@oss_james 4 года назад

Pisces ♓️

@aldojaramillo1390 4 года назад

Ryan: you want a drink what kind of drink do you want? Me: a dr pepper Ryan: oh so you want the nasty drink,okay bobby come get him the nasty drink Me:.........oh

@TheASMRRyan 4 года назад

oh i do love Dr. Pepper haha

@Chunkz_fishing 4 года назад

Same

@LinnyTheGuinea 4 года назад

Omg I actually thought Dr Pepper too lmao

@juanp.corona9228 4 года назад

Aldo Jaramillo im not sure what’s wrong, he got you exactly what you wanted😌☺️ jkjk

@robertoorrego4374 4 года назад

@@LinnyTheGuinea I just thought "nah I'm gud"

@nomurcyyt1578 4 года назад

Actually the first role play I've seen in this setting

@Shadowface669 4 года назад

Yeah?

@TheASMRRyan 4 года назад

nice! there are super good ones out there! happy to be your first ASMR Mechanic haha

@masteroogway103 4 года назад

The ASMR Ryan my tingles need fixing

@loganwitt9260 4 года назад

When he called something the Fallopian tubes I lost it😂

@danielfisk855 4 года назад

Ryan: "Yeah; your flux capacitor was way off" "Yeah; you have no headlights" "We need to change your Sagittarius fluid" Me: All I wanted was an oil change bruh

@filthydxgger5667 4 года назад

Sonic here you have the honor to be commented by me I will calm down a little bit

@scootaspark._.7867 4 года назад

@@filthydxgger5667 excuse me, what-

@HelterwithoutSkelter 4 года назад

what the fuck happened here

@dylancassidy6454 4 года назад

The mask reference ????

@enyalacerate2521 4 года назад

@@dylancassidy6454 I was thinking the same thing. 😂

@Ace0fSpad3s 4 года назад

Ryan: "Looks like your Sagittarius fluid is a little low." Me, a Sagittarius: *"...Sir what?"*

@ejejjwjsjnsnnsnw 4 года назад

Ooh I’m a gemini

@loudand_clear4883 4 года назад

There’s been a fluid robbery

@icravecheddar7401 4 года назад

someone has stolen your inside liquids--

@nickguziak5405 4 года назад

TIME TO HARVEST!

@SnekkySnek 4 года назад

This comment section is wild and I live for it

@soniaanguiano8280 4 года назад

Nobody: Not a single soul Ryan: Ryan picking his nose with a screwdriver

@TheASMRRyan 4 года назад

best way to do it haha

@jyt4866 4 года назад

The ASMR Ryan hi pls reply

@soniaanguiano8280 4 года назад

haha 😂

@clinicallyinzane5922 4 года назад

"lemme loosen it up a bit" *proceeds to use a C clamp to loosen something*

@ryansteele8625 4 года назад

clinically inzane I was like wtf😭😭😂

@Minej_Mosuris 4 года назад

Fucking mental

@clinicallyinzane5922 4 года назад

Minej Mosuris what’s that supposed to mean?

@clinicallyinzane5922 3 года назад

@HubbaBUBBa gee really? i know what mental means just the abruptness of it was misleading

@mrprism4548 4 года назад

*Nobody* *Absolutely nobody* *Not even existence* Ryan: Sticking a screwdriver in his ear

@lynx6601 4 года назад

SM64 funny😐

@TheASMRRyan 4 года назад

oh i feel like im gonna regret that decision later haha

@judynblackwell 4 года назад

Don't forget his nose 😂

@scrubbingbubbles3963 4 года назад

Nice grammar buddy

@NickolasRussomanno 4 года назад

The ASMR Ryan did it work as well as a q tip.

@gabeyoung9828 4 года назад

This is definitely the guy from the worst reviewed movie store after he got fired from the it

@TheASMRRyan 4 года назад

hahahah i love when you all connect my videos

@gabeyoung9828 4 года назад

The ASMR Ryan You’re making your own cinematic universe one video at a time😄

@MsOrchid143 4 года назад

The Ryan cinematic universe TRCU

@loganinkster8917 4 года назад

He’s just slowly making it up bit by bit It’s the absolute best😀😀😀😀

@lazyflawless8067 4 года назад

14:31 this is what my test answers sound like most of the time lmao

@Anime_Potato 4 года назад

I would love you and Gibi to do a collab, Cant wait for the day when it happens.

@ttv_la_yt9535 3 года назад

I know right

@tfcbioshock 3 года назад

@@ttv_la_yt9535 your in luck, he made an appearance in gibi asmr's video of the bee movie asmr

@raidzplayz3358 2 года назад

And jojo

@dumlax1 4 года назад

"shabloinks converter fallopian tube" Those years in trades school and they never taught me these essential parts, I've been robbed

@jewelxiat 3 года назад

I'm sorry but "shabloinks" is literally the funniest word I have ever heard and read I'M SENT

@MoneyMakerQu 4 года назад

All the dislikes are from the people’s car Ryan BROKE 😂

@user-gm2ng1tp6l 8 месяцев назад

or from carguys

@MechanicalMikesRoadsideRepair 2 года назад

The best part of these mechanic asmrs is that they work on us mechanics or at least me. I’m listening as if I’m a regular person who knows nothing about cars, but I do. It’s just different than hearing legit terminology

@woku1046 4 года назад

Jeez Ryan is naming off so many problems my car sounds like what it is after I crash hella times in gta 5

@amandacash6909 4 года назад

This is after I crashed my car in gta 5 so many times it lit on fire and exploded

@anabel2105 4 года назад

LMFAOOOOO me

@drewpetitties5168 4 года назад

This is Los Santos Customs when you learn how to exploit the investment system and destroy the economy.

@idostuff6731 4 года назад

Ryan, you are my favorite asmr channel and you are the only channel that I can fall asleep to. Thank you so much. And you are a great actor and asmr artist. I hope that you go more places than RU-vid. Love you and thank you!!!

@lynncinnamonasmr 4 года назад

This is great

@songokugohan480 3 года назад

@bigtimesmitty 4 года назад

He sniffed a screwdriver, stuck it in his ear, picked his nose with it, then spit in his hand and shook my hand CORONA 100

@loudand_clear4883 4 года назад

Corona has a vital contributor and his name is automachanic Ryan

@papapatten776 4 года назад

Lol 😂

@bigtimesmitty 4 года назад

Damn how’d I get 86 likes

@robertoorrego4374 4 года назад

@@bigtimesmitty that's not alot it should have more

@davidlemus6421 4 года назад

Ryan: i have been going to mechanic school for almost thirty years now. Me: you don't look a day over 29

@user-br2bh9fu3i 4 года назад

David Lemus ahhhh since the womb 😌

@summermullins6029 4 года назад

my best friends dad is a mechanic and he said some are actually like this. the accuracy is phenomenal and tingly 💖💖

@eking2819 4 года назад

I don’t know why Ryan but this is the asmr I always go to when I need to sleep something about it is very soothing I love it so much.

@LN-vs8yc 4 года назад

As a mechanic this is F****n hilarious🤣

@yanky_ 4 года назад

Ok for now on when I turn my car on I’m gonna scream *“ITS POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000”*

@trashpanda3902 4 года назад

Shifting into 12th gear

@filthydxgger5667 4 года назад

Check out my power level

@x-bow3831 4 года назад

F.B.I yeah right

@claudyabb 4 года назад

Ryan-What kind of drink do you like? Me-Umm just water Ryan-It's disgusting Alrighty then! 😂 I really liked this video though, I think you'd make an awesome actor! I love your channel so much 👌🏻

@420phase 4 года назад

Water is pretty gross tho

@ilovedeckstar1534 4 года назад

@@420phase it taste like nothing unless you have it with lemon or coconut

@420phase 4 года назад

@@ilovedeckstar1534 waters taste is its temperature

@masteroogway103 4 года назад

Water is best especially cold

@elliottgregory2664 4 года назад

Everyone talking about him sticking a screwdriver in his ear but not the fact he made a good dragon ball reference. Mad respect to you Ryan. 😎

@jacob60617 4 года назад

I’m dead he said flux capacitor must be a time machine. 88 mph lol 😂

@j-bowker 4 года назад

Ryan can you do more of these role play’s, I really enjoy them a lot 🙏

@__SaaR__Official 4 года назад

My people who actually know a lot about car "Wth?!?!"

@__SaaR__Official 4 года назад

@CLOUDY_Asscanor 69 ok bro stop capin and it was simply a joke my guy, Hop off. And yes my pfp is old, but how u would know that????? But it doesn't matter. Ur comment was very uneeded. It was a joke.

@crabelol 4 года назад

@CLOUDY_Asscanor 69 he didnt even say he knew abt cars

@TheASMRRyan 4 года назад

as you can see i know exactly what i'm talking about haha

@__SaaR__Official 4 года назад

@@TheASMRRyan lol XD

@crabelol 4 года назад

@@TheASMRRyan ah yes the microwaveable easy bake oven located in the fallopian tubes is green not blue and therefore needs more carbonara sauce to make the butter chicken taste like horse hoofs

@ghostangel224redalphawolf5 4 года назад

Sometimes I can't help but to laugh because of his sense of humor in his ASMR videos so sometimes it's hard to even relax

@alexcripe1827 4 года назад

Him: what drink do you want? Me: water pls Him: that’s disgusting

@ARLOMINE69 4 года назад

Alex Cripe I was thinking the same thing

@YouProballyDontKnowWhoIAm 4 года назад

"The *fallopian tube* was bent out of shape"- Ryan, referring to a car

@ariben2038 4 года назад

Ryan: I want you to say vroom vroom look at me I’m cool Me: um I drive a 2002 Nisan maxima

@icravecheddar7401 4 года назад

I'm roleplaying as a car.... *_THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE_*

@MrTattooASMR 4 года назад

I feel like this could end very, very badly. 😂

@casey-aaronistall6810 4 года назад

I agree!😂 also I love your videos!❤️

@glitterrave453 4 года назад

*covid-19 requests your location* Covid-19: it was the screwdriver

@smoothgooseasmr4022 4 года назад

You're endless creativity as an ASMartist is inspiring. Thank you for your tireless work on making such great content!

@AspiringIntellectual 4 года назад

Ryan's acting is so good!

@bruhJorden 4 года назад

I was watching this to get relaxed but it kept making me crack up laughing 😂

@NightWhispererASMR 4 года назад

Everyone is uploading late all of a sudden...? 🤷‍♂️😊

@davidlemus6421 4 года назад

you can tell ryan knew what he was talking about, "the shabloinks convertor fallopian tube" man i didn't know this was in a car, thanks ryan

@mooseman004 4 года назад

I wonder how long this took him, because if I was saying all this random stuff I couldn't stop laughing

@alyssafitzgerald1654 4 года назад

i’m getting big Supernatural vibes and it’s amazing! He sounds amazing! keep up the good work through the rough times!

@millie3milk808 4 года назад

Alternate Title: Ryan takes on a mechanic persona and tries to get the female demographic of his comment section to fall OUT of love with him.

@wingmengofficial653 4 года назад

Its amazing how he really remembers the information about a car, makes it 💯 better.

@cjthedj0003 4 года назад

Ryan: your Sagittarius fluid needs to be replaced Me:can you change it to Gemini fluid

@ryanwerrell7484 4 года назад

Watching this as a certified automotive technician, it made me laugh lol. Good video

@woku1046 4 года назад

Just imagine Me: sir you have dirt on your face Ryan: YOU GOT DIRT ON YOUR FACE AND YOUR CAR

@jionimorales2829 4 года назад

Ryan: *slurps on coffee* Me: PLEASE STOP

@lapsedgoth 4 года назад

I'd love to see a crossover with Crinkleluvin's Karen. XD

@user-ol6fs1vz7b 4 года назад

7:35 my brother is in school to become a body tech and I know nothing about cars. To me this sounds the same as when he goes on big rants about the cars he sees and learns about from day to day 😂

@jacobmurphy7414 4 года назад

Ryan:what kinda drink do you want Me:I'll have what your having Ryan:disgusting,Bobby get this man the disgusting drink

@owenpinnock7159 2 года назад

as a person who has a loud modified car, my flux capasitor is at ultra maximum performance, helps make the car go an extra cubic inch per litre an hour increasing the miles per gallon of the tyres

@RBTGT 4 года назад

ASMR Ryan? Psh, more like ASMR Why-don’t-you-delete-your-channel, punk. 😤 You think you can just come in here with solid acting skills, quality production, funny premises, and help me sleep at night? Ha! How dare you!? If I see you around here again, you’ll be catching these hands, mister.

@TheASMRRyan 4 года назад

And this is why you’re one of the Best people in my discord haha

@yuraek 4 года назад

@@TheASMRRyan Ha! I oughta put ya in yer place. Ya tryna mess with a wiseguy like me. I'm gonna subscribe, *with notifications*. Hehe, how'd ya like that bucko?

@yuraek 4 года назад

@@TheASMRRyan How'd I do? Was I scary and intimidating? Huh, huh, huh? 😃

@MaximCernioglo 4 года назад

@@yuraek he don't care about u mate

@yuraek 4 года назад

@@MaximCernioglo Shaddap ya no good rootin' tootin' chickencrap

@matthewmaritato9101 4 года назад

I came here to be amused and fall asleep and I ended up being personally attacked 😂😂

@Lucy-kp7vl 4 года назад

Ryan: Your sagittarius fluid is low- we've got some here Me, a sagittarius: W-where did you get that...

@stickdav6484 3 года назад

Engineer:THE POWER LEVELS NEED TO BE OVER 9000!!!

@SO_SIC 3 года назад

I bet he has no clue what he's talking about.

@eduardomanzo6974 4 года назад

5:38 Been going to "mechanic school" 😂😂 God I love the humor in your videos more than anything

@idostuff6731 4 года назад

Posted 1 minett ago Sry I am not that good at spelling in the real world Notification squad

@WhoaNellyJake 4 года назад

R u bater at spalling in the fake wurld?

@Amecanttakethis 4 года назад

@@WhoaNellyJake dude 😂

@dinohabunek6525 4 года назад

He is good at speeling in video games when he rages at his team8s

@dinohabunek6525 4 года назад

Spelling*

@idostuff6731 4 года назад

@@Amecanttakethis yeeeeeeeeeeeess

@manuelmagno5546 4 года назад

Hello Ryan, I am going through some very difficult moments right now and your videos are a great help to keep them away even for a while. thank you man 🙂🤗

@joshwasbald9757 4 года назад

Asmr time Oh yeah I'm early

@Redac1294 4 года назад

I've fallen asleep 3 times watching this

@Redac1294 Год назад

Zamn me too bruh

@tjrobirts7798 4 года назад

the real question is who the hell hired this guy

@jewelxiat 3 года назад

He just came in and started working like he was hired 😂 whenever someone calls him out for it, he fuckin ducks it lmfOoo

@user-sl5pr7fz6y 4 года назад

Ryan is serving big Dean Winchester energy in this roleplay and idk how I feel about it-

@hyperminty4771 4 года назад

Ryan: what kind of drink you like? Me: Bud Lite Ryan: That's disgusting Me: 👁👄👁

@kakashils8269 4 года назад

“You don’t want this in your engine because it will throw off your chakra levels” My favorite thing you’ve said😂

@ririsage5096 4 года назад

0:38 CORONAAAAA

@faridaashorts 4 года назад

Why is this soo satisfying

@oss_james 4 года назад

Coronavirus exists: kills everyone Ryan: ahh. There’s no germs on this screw driver. And my ear itches. *puts in ear* Ryan:🤪

@nomnom4903 4 года назад

Love the content keep it up the great work pays off love it

@miggysmaller 4 года назад

Bobby and Debra should start dating! Like if you agree 😂

@squeegeedingle 4 года назад

I love how nobodies talking about the fact that after all of that he didn’t even fix our car, he just sold us a “new one”

@privatelogan4728 4 года назад

First!

@justshrimpy7473 4 года назад

Private Logan you sir are in fact the first

@ZachisntReal 4 года назад

Those coveralls will suit a certain someone very well on Halloween night...

@reellife.2702 4 года назад

ryan: makes video about being a mechanic my fellow car people: mm i dont think thats right sir

@h_cerezo0321 4 года назад

Ryan: The flux capacitor blah blah blah Me: I'm pretty sure I brought you my imaginary exact replica of Baby from Supernatural and NOT the Dolorian

@adam7018S 4 года назад

He is literally Dean in this video 😂, he should do a SuperNatural roleplay

@Gravyyboat 4 года назад

The fact that this and all of his videos are in one take blows my mind. He belongs in Hollywood!

@CalebIsHere 4 года назад

Was playing car mechanic simulator when i got this notification lol

@inderclubpodcast125 4 года назад

That‘s more like a GTA roleplay, Los Santos Customs car repair but 1000x slower and 1000x relaxing

@______________p903 4 года назад

4:00 my man grabbed a clamp

@mae-bb7vw 4 года назад

Wait why is his voice so deep lmao I love his asmr’s 😂

@jacobkent1428 4 года назад

Hi Ryan I love your videos especially your role plays I hope your good

@manefame4681 4 года назад

I’m so excited for this, finally the post notifications worked !😂

@timothye4897 4 года назад

Ryan: what kind of drink you want? Me: water Ryan: ya, that's gross Me: ;-;

@minervaaa7122 3 года назад

14:16 Finally I know when and where I gonna use this knowledge

@danny_3053 4 года назад

When he was explaining the door handle part I lost so many brain cells 🤣

@minervaaa7122 3 года назад

Alternate title: POV a mechanic is trying to kill you.

@thelordduck2485 4 года назад

perfect timing thanks Ryan hope you have a good day dude welp time to sleep.