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Tonight the worst mind reader guesses things about you and insights all of your most personal secrets! Remember to smash like if you want more worst reviewed and comment what i should do next!
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Disclaimer: *** This video is created for relaxation, entertainment and ASMR/tingles/chills inducing purposes only. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...
This video cannot replace any medication or professional treatment. If you have sleep/anxiety/psychological troubles please consult your physician. Thank you :) ***
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Комментарии : 7 тыс.   
@kyusss
@kyusss 4 года назад
Plot Twist: He can actually mind read and is currently buying a Lamborghini with your credit card info.
@roo4d518
@roo4d518 4 года назад
Wish I had my credit card info
@xxstrawberry.tsukkishimaxx3499
@xxstrawberry.tsukkishimaxx3499 4 года назад
Well good thing I’m broke
@pie4719
@pie4719 4 года назад
Bruh. So good
@alicecanu2105
@alicecanu2105 4 года назад
Shohrukh Kurbonov me too Hahaha
@bobdabuildar69
@bobdabuildar69 4 года назад
With €100 he can't do a lot
@arpegius1738
@arpegius1738 4 года назад
Jojo: “I think you were born by two people” Me: he’s really good
@jaxvien4674
@jaxvien4674 4 года назад
pastAA babe If he was a teacher that acts like this it would be legendary. 🤩
@bedington8817
@bedington8817 4 года назад
pastAA babe: Me: and that's where your wronf
@jaxvien4674
@jaxvien4674 4 года назад
AquaNoot Lmao, I wish I never knew these things I’m only 12 years old boy :/
@moneyblue8466
@moneyblue8466 4 года назад
AquaNoot nice
@rashonkeys480
@rashonkeys480 4 года назад
Haaaahahahahaa!
@poledo4605
@poledo4605 4 года назад
When you can teleport and vanish things from existence but you're a bad mind reader
@biogonic
@biogonic 3 года назад
Relatable
@superkirby49
@superkirby49 2 года назад
Min max be like
@andrew.l9783
@andrew.l9783 2 года назад
AHHHHHHH SPIDER THERES A SPIDER
@kittieepawvz3371
@kittieepawvz3371 3 года назад
4:40 omg this made me laugh so hard- “neither wait what😀”
@alphamnky23
@alphamnky23 3 года назад
Finally someone else, I scrolled for like 4 minutes
@fr4203
@fr4203 3 года назад
@e v i s k s. Saaame
@biaxolotl5171
@biaxolotl5171 2 года назад
hi
@imapotato1111
@imapotato1111 9 месяцев назад
Jojo: your either boy or a girl Me: hehe if only he knew
@bluerie._.3021
@bluerie._.3021 4 года назад
“So you booked your appointment for... 6pm?” *checks clock* Clock: 3am Me: “yep seems about right”
@RLaquatics
@RLaquatics 4 года назад
Lol
@captain_phoenix0
@captain_phoenix0 4 года назад
Is it weird that this was the same time I watched it too
@hahayeahman2122
@hahayeahman2122 4 года назад
It’s actually 3am 😂
@ethanstroup7394
@ethanstroup7394 4 года назад
me:looks at clock "6am" seems about right.
@grimlock2814
@grimlock2814 4 года назад
03:21am, perfect timing
@bobbyjohn6669
@bobbyjohn6669 4 года назад
Jojo: “Which of these three books do you chose?” Me: “Dictionary” Jojo: “Dictionary” Me: “DANG HE IS GOOD!!”
@nerdonthebike9713
@nerdonthebike9713 4 года назад
Bobby John * In London’s voice from Zach and Cody suite life on deck*
@kimisantteeh9109
@kimisantteeh9109 4 года назад
Same with the cards
@xxstrawberry.tsukkishimaxx3499
@xxstrawberry.tsukkishimaxx3499 4 года назад
Crykos lmao
@Filthy_Furry_Sorrow
@Filthy_Furry_Sorrow 4 месяца назад
fax
@teo4383
@teo4383 3 года назад
8:38 I got really uncomfortable and just started smiling at my pc lol
@Sharky12550
@Sharky12550 3 года назад
Your FBI agent watching you got creeped out-😂
@thatpianoman4350
@thatpianoman4350 3 года назад
That part was creepy lmaooo
@cloutskii8512
@cloutskii8512 2 года назад
FBI:why tf is he smiling at me??? Go see what he’s doing *few mins later* FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!
@yanisxerri9854
@yanisxerri9854 3 года назад
Jojo: You may have hair Me: no I'm bal- Jojo: I DIDN'T SAY WHERE!!
@ilovemonkeys765
@ilovemonkeys765 4 года назад
No one: Jojo: my name is, *entire frozen script backwards in traditional Chinese*
@josephparks8975
@josephparks8975 4 года назад
Yep XD
@loquita-lostwave
@loquita-lostwave 4 года назад
but you can just call him jo : )
@gracerose7314
@gracerose7314 4 года назад
I can hear you... But I won't
@excusemethisisjinhitentert9053
@excusemethisisjinhitentert9053 4 года назад
*japanese x korean x english*
@iisxnny_charlieii3962
@iisxnny_charlieii3962 4 года назад
“But you can just call me jo”
@austin3316
@austin3316 4 года назад
JoJo: “You can pay me in... emeralds... in minecraft”
@kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472
@kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472 4 года назад
My Minecraft villager: *yes*
@MadeOfConfusion
@MadeOfConfusion 4 года назад
_hhah_
@bruh2account
@bruh2account 4 года назад
Very useless unless you're speedrunning Minecraft.
@chrisdoll4514
@chrisdoll4514 4 года назад
Keilana I just spent an hour trying to get 2 villagers to breed...
@somegayness6869
@somegayness6869 4 года назад
I was reading this when he said this .-.
@glowingspacecow8980
@glowingspacecow8980 3 года назад
“I think you are indoors” *jumps out window*
@crackineggs9510
@crackineggs9510 3 года назад
NOT ANYMORE!
@elliem8302
@elliem8302 3 года назад
Him: appointment for.....6pm? Me: *sweats nervously bc it’s **5:47* Me: so you are a mind reader
@toeragtoerag
@toeragtoerag 3 года назад
Imaooo-
@crackineggs9510
@crackineggs9510 3 года назад
And so are we because we're reading your comment.
@energyshock6038
@energyshock6038 4 года назад
*Sees title: can’t be worse than quarantine
@kellydean3456
@kellydean3456 4 года назад
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
@kellydean3456
@kellydean3456 4 года назад
Quarantine suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!
@redsnake2067
@redsnake2067 4 года назад
Agreed
@f1rek1ller-56
@f1rek1ller-56 4 года назад
EnergyShock See’s that Luis isn’t here, “Victory Royale!”
@sprite3908
@sprite3908 4 года назад
F1REK1LLER Gaming he is here I seen him earlier he just isn’t in the top comments
@GammaHunter
@GammaHunter 4 года назад
Jojo: Your favourite Anime is Shrek Me: Well that’s just obvious
@drewfeinberg5121
@drewfeinberg5121 3 года назад
Lol
@thedesertfox3932
@thedesertfox3932 3 года назад
Mine is Cory In The House
@crethan219
@crethan219 3 года назад
mine is spongebob
@drewfeinberg5121
@drewfeinberg5121 3 года назад
@@crethan219 you make me angry by saying that
@crethan219
@crethan219 3 года назад
@@drewfeinberg5121 I'm sorry, I just prefer spongebob over attack on ogre
@ssilly.starzz
@ssilly.starzz 3 года назад
In the beginning he looks like he’s wearing a Kakegurui uniform-
@hailynnelam959
@hailynnelam959 3 года назад
OMG I DIDNT THINK ABT TGAT S IN DJKAGDA
@seniorgg5876
@seniorgg5876 3 года назад
@Headshot 56 ye
@luciarichman7752
@luciarichman7752 3 года назад
THATS WHAT MADE ME CLIKC THIS VID
@mrissy8859
@mrissy8859 2 года назад
@@luciarichman7752 SAME LOL
@kissestoyouiskisandyou
@kissestoyouiskisandyou 2 года назад
A... what?
@Verrssy
@Verrssy 3 года назад
Everyone: Trying to sleep. Me: Trying to figure out if his name is Joe or Jo.
@Verrssy
@Verrssy 3 года назад
Fr tho
@biaxolotl5171
@biaxolotl5171 3 года назад
@@Verrssy no his name is diddlylangjangjangdooweehamadawashimada
@hunterofthebigfootwithinte5609
@hunterofthebigfootwithinte5609 4 года назад
Mind reader: *Teleports* Also mind reader: *sniffle*
@mr.pooply-ff3vf
@mr.pooply-ff3vf 4 года назад
ok
@zacharylumsden
@zacharylumsden 4 года назад
Yeah, I can teleport
@quietpacifyasmr9880
@quietpacifyasmr9880 4 года назад
CORONAVIRUS- Cardi B
@user-rh5yc3fn5p
@user-rh5yc3fn5p 4 года назад
He didn't teleport, he stopped time so he can look like he's teleporting
@sillysillyxinnabun
@sillysillyxinnabun 4 года назад
Za warudo
@teammagma815
@teammagma815 4 года назад
He did a dio (Edit) omg thx for so many likes lol
@loafity4244
@loafity4244 4 года назад
Obviously its not real
@diobrando7519
@diobrando7519 4 года назад
It's a JoJo episode
@roo4d518
@roo4d518 4 года назад
@@sillysillyxinnabun muda muda muda
@Lukas-yt1mn
@Lukas-yt1mn 3 года назад
6:55 Jojo: You have eyes Me: 👄
@meraricerezo5539
@meraricerezo5539 3 года назад
JoJo:"you are a human" Me: woah how did he know
@LGMLGK3G
@LGMLGK3G 4 года назад
When Jojo said Diddlylanglangchanggimingdennishungchoypowminisiwaiontoonidamishitaskoyotokowashimata I felt that...
@user-jm9xx2sk3o
@user-jm9xx2sk3o 4 года назад
LG MLG yo that was mad funny😐
@alexperez-ck8ln
@alexperez-ck8ln 4 года назад
Shut up LG fanboy
@StarsSZN
@StarsSZN 4 года назад
U deserve a fucking reward for spelling that out CORRECTLY
@chrryszn
@chrryszn 4 года назад
LG MLG someone beat me to it, it looks like it took a long time so i’m glad i didn’t start
@christopherrobinkivisild5309
@christopherrobinkivisild5309 4 года назад
madlad
@vantae4258
@vantae4258 4 года назад
"I think you have a nose" *sad Voldemort noises*
@regirock9557
@regirock9557 4 года назад
L
@miesska
@miesska 4 года назад
Hahaha
@mr.correct8475
@mr.correct8475 4 года назад
*F*
@yeetinzinger5818
@yeetinzinger5818 4 года назад
😂😂
@Daniel-dj7vc
@Daniel-dj7vc 4 года назад
Krillin is like: "GOT YOU!"
@quezii216
@quezii216 3 года назад
6:14 Jojo: You live on planet earth Aliens: I want a refund....
@andrewwrong1094
@andrewwrong1094 3 года назад
Jojo: *Teleports* Also Jojo: ''oh yeah I can telaport."
@Layththelion21
@Layththelion21 3 года назад
Teleport* :^)
@sizzler9731
@sizzler9731 3 года назад
@@Layththelion21 Lol, yasab
@Layththelion21
@Layththelion21 3 года назад
@@sizzler9731 you mean ussopp
@wattuh
@wattuh 3 года назад
Oh hey cosmo
@sizzler9731
@sizzler9731 3 года назад
@@Layththelion21 I- I don't even know what I meant
@3lliez3k47
@3lliez3k47 4 года назад
“i ThInK yOu ArE a HuMaN”
@ilovedeckstar1534
@ilovedeckstar1534 4 года назад
lol we all are
@mr.pooply-ff3vf
@mr.pooply-ff3vf 4 года назад
@@ilovedeckstar1534 yes the floor here is made of floor
@sonofconnaught2945
@sonofconnaught2945 4 года назад
*this cave isn't a natural rock formation*
@moultrinchamszn
@moultrinchamszn 4 года назад
3llie z3k4 I think I might be a semi truck
@t.j.b6943
@t.j.b6943 4 года назад
His dabs🤣
@JohnDoe-cf4es
@JohnDoe-cf4es 4 года назад
Jojos “worst reviewed” series and marnos “asmr role play where you don’t know what role play it is” series. Same energy
@Sh12pen
@Sh12pen 4 года назад
XD
@muddypawstherian9994
@muddypawstherian9994 4 года назад
I was actually just watching Marno
@dogebertduck2832
@dogebertduck2832 4 года назад
I did get strong Gabe vibes thus video
@flenkii
@flenkii 4 года назад
@@muddypawstherian9994 me too
@mr.catman6911
@mr.catman6911 4 года назад
Jojos are better for sleep because marnos actually just make me laugh instead of sleepy
@tedawithluv
@tedawithluv 3 года назад
pov: ryota is talking to you
@DesusChristus
@DesusChristus 3 года назад
13:53 HEAVENS DOOR
@theoamagasa
@theoamagasa 4 года назад
9:47 Actually, all books are just a remix of the dictionary
@neurocuevas2156
@neurocuevas2156 4 года назад
I'm scared because of how true it is
@zaidoinnn
@zaidoinnn 4 года назад
Poor jojo, he's the worst in every job, is like barbien't
@XxDDLxXCool
@XxDDLxXCool 4 года назад
Silakito naw is the best sleep clinic
@seizalez8096
@seizalez8096 4 года назад
the one video he does a sleep clinic it'll be on april 1st
@ProudMommy444
@ProudMommy444 4 года назад
@@seizalez8096 The video would be a joke
@miklmayeurs5575
@miklmayeurs5575 4 года назад
I think you mean SpongeBobs cousin
@thirstyhoe8904
@thirstyhoe8904 4 года назад
i laughed so hard
@metal_cheetos
@metal_cheetos 3 года назад
I think we all know the least impressive part of this... When he teleported in.
@sup5755
@sup5755 4 года назад
Jojo: I like to start things of with a little exercise Literally shuffles three cards
@speakeroftruth5739
@speakeroftruth5739 4 года назад
Jojo: "I think you born by two people" Me **who willed myself into existence** : *NO*
@arandomelf3050
@arandomelf3050 4 года назад
Speaker of Truth it didn’t bold I hate to break it to ya
@speakeroftruth5739
@speakeroftruth5739 4 года назад
@@arandomelf3050 Idk why it does that
@alphamale2354
@alphamale2354 4 года назад
*parents have spawned child*
@niufy845
@niufy845 4 года назад
I don’t know why he has so bad reviews if he literally guessed everything about me.
@StarkMarket
@StarkMarket 3 года назад
XD
@cryogen.
@cryogen. 3 года назад
Foly huck
@queenkayleigh
@queenkayleigh 3 года назад
@@icydoesyt Stop begging and SHUT THE F%^$ UP PLEASE
@hoomanonyoutube6812
@hoomanonyoutube6812 3 года назад
Wait- you dont have legs >_>👉👈
@theihyyou
@theihyyou 2 года назад
One nostril? No legs? Tough
@invectiive
@invectiive 3 года назад
I don't know why RU-vid recommended me this video, but I am thankful for that.
@kamrynciochetty4608
@kamrynciochetty4608 3 года назад
jojo: you were probably born by two people. anakin skywalker: HOLD UP-
@KikiSparkss
@KikiSparkss 4 года назад
Imagine a full episode of Jojo just saying his name for 15 minutes
@xCarnage819
@xCarnage819 3 года назад
JoJo's really Weird adventures
@cryogen.
@cryogen. 3 года назад
Jojo's slightly above average journey
@yaaayeetus
@yaaayeetus 3 года назад
a full 15 minutes of one syllable over and over qualifies as torture
@ElFlores1984
@ElFlores1984 3 года назад
Jojo’s Jojo Adventure
@morithepunk
@morithepunk 3 года назад
JoJo’s EA adventures
@toxin1662
@toxin1662 4 года назад
Plot twist: he's an alien and this is actually very impressive
@joelg1290
@joelg1290 4 года назад
That means he is a dog Kellen?
@unironic5715
@unironic5715 4 года назад
@@joelg1290 your profile pic is malaysia are you from malaysia?
@joelg1290
@joelg1290 4 года назад
Yes
@unironic5715
@unironic5715 4 года назад
@@joelg1290 cool same i live in selangor shah alam
@I.astar.
@I.astar. 4 года назад
OI, JOSUKE
@pancakeboy1590
@pancakeboy1590 3 года назад
0:08---0:10 yea I can teleport 0:36---0:44 explains his name 1:35---1:42 don't need money 2:32---3:10 cool magic 4:04---4:14 thinks he is good 4:52---5:04 parent related mind read 5:20---5:40 wierd elephant pop ups 5:53---6:17 earth nani 6:19---6:25 alien OMGGG!!!!!!!!! 7:46---7:56 sherk 8:19---8:47 asmr and weird stare 8:47---9:13 apple
@Sharky12550
@Sharky12550 3 года назад
Thank you💖
@majinMike1337
@majinMike1337 3 года назад
HELP I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THE PINK ELEPHANT IM STUCK IN THIS LOOP
@makermario6665
@makermario6665 4 года назад
Day 27 of asking for: ASMR worst reviewed lawyer
@starwreck2097
@starwreck2097 4 года назад
maker mario actually that’s a good idea
@makermario6665
@makermario6665 4 года назад
@@starwreck2097 Thanks! I got the idea from watching My Cousin Vinny
@timyalatson7020
@timyalatson7020 4 года назад
Yeahh good idea 💕 imma ask with u 😂😂😊
@leadcold8836
@leadcold8836 4 года назад
maker mario good one
@mr.catman6911
@mr.catman6911 4 года назад
First he gotta do: worst reviewed crime
@mchael3083
@mchael3083 4 года назад
Yo when’s worst reviewed accountant bruh I want all my money sent to a Nigerian prince
@quivvs910
@quivvs910 4 года назад
Lol
@mr.catman6911
@mr.catman6911 4 года назад
Instead of him scamming you he accidentally just sends you all their money
@Seraph2729
@Seraph2729 4 года назад
I would like your comment but its at 420 likes
@mchael3083
@mchael3083 4 года назад
alfiethegamer24 xbox now this is epic
@facifyyy
@facifyyy 4 года назад
michael.mp4 NOBODY LIKE THIS. AND IF YOU DO YOU’RE GAY
@valmurr.
@valmurr. 3 года назад
“I think that you might have hair” That random bingus watching: *W R O N G*
@tani5998
@tani5998 2 года назад
That card choosing warm up for some reason made me laugh. I love youre vids!
@ASMRLuis
@ASMRLuis 4 года назад
Timestamps: 0:01 - 17:27 WORST Reviewed Mind Reader Timestamps Are Not Necessary During a Role play but He Dabed at 4:14 lol also here were some top moments 9:27 - "yea yea i get that im asian" lmao 💀💀💀 8:30 - He Threaten us! 💀🤣 14:28 - LOL 7:15 HOW DID HE KNOW??? 7:48 I didnt know shrek was an anime!! 13:44 That Guy is My Favorite Vegetable also if you have any comment below
@Maxcwhips
@Maxcwhips 4 года назад
I liked so it gets pinned
@pepper4032
@pepper4032 4 года назад
He threatens us at 8:30💀🤣
@dillon0829
@dillon0829 4 года назад
You literally always come through ur a legend
@sonofconnaught2945
@sonofconnaught2945 4 года назад
JoJo: *uploads* Luis, 20 minutes later: i am speed
@ASMRLuis
@ASMRLuis 4 года назад
@@sonofconnaught2945 yea thats about right lol
@MistowZ
@MistowZ 4 года назад
Jojo: "you can pay me in Emeralds in Minecraft" *DID YOU MEAN 3 PIECES OF WHEAT*
@infiniteannus3389
@infiniteannus3389 4 года назад
MAY THE MIGHTY ANNUS LIVE AND REJOICE IM THE BLOOD OF THE UNUS. WE STAND TOGETHER.
@goodrichfarms8795
@goodrichfarms8795 4 года назад
Memento Mori
@NettyKetty
@NettyKetty 4 года назад
LMAO, More like a literal dirt block.
@hunterwills1509
@hunterwills1509 4 года назад
This is weird but funny😂😂😂
@papersticker10
@papersticker10 4 года назад
@@infiniteannus3389 UNUS. UNUS. UNUS. UNUS. ya know? I am NOT a sour loser, so I will be respecting your.. annus decision. momento mori, dear friend
@finaltugboat5595
@finaltugboat5595 2 года назад
this im my favrit jojo vidio have whatched it at leest 20 times and i wot stop keep up the good work!
@nuttiebuddies7071
@nuttiebuddies7071 3 года назад
i like how he saw the paper of where i live excactly and still got the location wrong🤣
@Original_Oats
@Original_Oats 4 года назад
When he was doing the little card trick, He actually picked the one I was looking at. I was shook
@ShilaEvans
@ShilaEvans 4 года назад
SAME OMG IM SHOOK TOO
@imae22
@imae22 4 года назад
Oh shiz.....same😂
@cheekystego6605
@cheekystego6605 4 года назад
DUDE SAME
@cheekystego6605
@cheekystego6605 4 года назад
OMG HE JUST GUESSED IT AGAIN
@brandonjones8367
@brandonjones8367 4 года назад
Deadass was looking for this comment 😂
@ryanmartin5
@ryanmartin5 4 года назад
Jojo: Its pretty bad Me: well at least you're a mind reader
@andym.s.5231
@andym.s.5231 4 года назад
Ryan TheInsane you’re
@sonce__
@sonce__ 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@patrikk8080
@patrikk8080 4 года назад
You're*
@codydenis3241
@codydenis3241 3 года назад
I love how fun jojo is
@six8874
@six8874 3 года назад
This made me sleep so well That i missed like 10 minutes of class
@kyles664
@kyles664 4 года назад
Who gave him that rating. He’s spitting straight facts, 5 stars 🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖or ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (for the homies). edit: 800 likes 😱
@Monochroze
@Monochroze 4 года назад
Kyle S why military stars use these ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@rithvikmuthyalapati9754
@rithvikmuthyalapati9754 4 года назад
Jake Bro the military stars makes it seem more legitimate
@milflover0092
@milflover0092 4 года назад
Rithvik Muthyalapati periodt
@dharmang
@dharmang 4 года назад
@@rithvikmuthyalapati9754 dumbest shit i read in here 😂
@user-bq5nw6cq5d
@user-bq5nw6cq5d 4 года назад
@@dharmang it makes it sound more cool stfu, nerd.
@kelandtunnell9852
@kelandtunnell9852 4 года назад
Nobody: JoJo: "you are a human" DABS
@mr.pooply-ff3vf
@mr.pooply-ff3vf 4 года назад
funny haha
@kellydean3456
@kellydean3456 4 года назад
What time does he do that???? I need to know! He says that at 4:12...
@jappa8911
@jappa8911 4 года назад
@@kellydean3456 4:09
@zandereaton5717
@zandereaton5717 4 года назад
yeah the dab was a little excessive and cringe 😐
@mr.pooply-ff3vf
@mr.pooply-ff3vf 4 года назад
@@zandereaton5717 No.
@Sadening
@Sadening 3 года назад
Jojo: you can also pay in emeralds Me: goes in creative
@handleonafridge6828
@handleonafridge6828 3 года назад
You know that there’s probably someone in the world who was actually thinking about playing magic the gathering. Maybe not with Jojo but someone definitely had it on their mind and probably got surprised when he mentioned it
@trumtrum5136
@trumtrum5136 3 года назад
1.1 million views, it's unlikely, eh maybe
@noahwelton4908
@noahwelton4908 2 года назад
Me, it was me.
@ryry9166
@ryry9166 4 года назад
Jojo: “Who’s your favourite ASMR RU-vidr?” Me: “I really like...” Jojo: “It’s Jojo’s ASMR.” Me: “Oh, I was actually gonna say...” Jojo: “It’s Jojo’s ASMR...” Me: *stress intensifies*
@asmrontherocks
@asmrontherocks 4 года назад
Were you going to say me? Yay
@Angiesunshine13
@Angiesunshine13 4 года назад
Ryde ITS JOJO ASMR
@can-ws8hn
@can-ws8hn 4 года назад
Angie omg people like you are annoying
@ryry9166
@ryry9166 4 года назад
Angie does it really matter? But if you look at his channel name it’s spelt Jojo’s ASMR, and he says in the video, Jojo’s ASMR. I’m not trying to be rude, just to clarify that.
@can-ws8hn
@can-ws8hn 4 года назад
Ryde EXACTLY!!!!!!!!! Thank you. These types of people are so annoying. They cannot read a fucking comment without trying to be that annoyingass person
@delsunreys
@delsunreys 4 года назад
Jojo: my name is, of course, *dingsksjdfksoehfhvneiwlamsdnfj* Me: naturally. edit: liked by the man himself in less than a minute?? almost as if he- *knew what i was thinking*
@huntstud215
@huntstud215 4 года назад
Tash Maria you edit it goss
@cassanovax8368
@cassanovax8368 4 года назад
*Rates 5 stars* *Boosts his overall rating to 2 stars* *Jojo: Now listen here you little shit-*
@kellydean3456
@kellydean3456 4 года назад
@@cassanovax8368 Language.
@cassanovax8368
@cassanovax8368 4 года назад
@@kellydean3456 What are you 5? You can't handle seeing the word shit?
@yoofts
@yoofts 4 года назад
Kelly D must be sensitive
@jackster117c2
@jackster117c2 3 года назад
Elephant and an ox 😂 also thanks for the help with my depression and sleep 😊
@REALGAMING2016
@REALGAMING2016 3 года назад
Yo Jojo we need another one of these like ASAP!!! You are so funny man
@user-cw8jk6pk8l
@user-cw8jk6pk8l 4 года назад
“I think you are a human” my cat also watching: 🙄😴
@andygieringer3094
@andygieringer3094 4 года назад
I would like but it's at 69 so I cant
@BraydonFoster
@BraydonFoster 4 года назад
Andy Gieringer you can like it now bro
@KiritoSlayer32
@KiritoSlayer32 4 года назад
Me: *actually chooses dictionary* Jojo: “The dictionary” Me: woahhhhhh
@AnxietyQueen123
@AnxietyQueen123 4 года назад
Ian McEwan I choose dictionary too lol
@deutschamerikaner940
@deutschamerikaner940 4 года назад
@@AnxietyQueen123 same
@isalh139
@isalh139 4 года назад
Me: chooses Thesaurus or all 7 Harry Potter books Jojo: the dictionary Me: woah how'd I do that.
@IsabelnotIsabella
@IsabelnotIsabella 4 года назад
Lol I was thinking AB it the dictionary to xd
@H0peD3lusion
@H0peD3lusion 4 года назад
Ian McEwan same m8
@gojifan_no7
@gojifan_no7 3 года назад
When he's stairs/stared different ways it gave me a smile
@amperisundmemechannel7860
@amperisundmemechannel7860 3 года назад
A mix of relaxing, and funny!
@pureasmr3261
@pureasmr3261 4 года назад
Me: mom i want a mind reader Mom: we got mind reader at home Mind reader at home: Jk I would give him 5 stars
@Smilesfamilycult
@Smilesfamilycult 4 года назад
👁️👄👁️
@deboydestroyer5600
@deboydestroyer5600 4 года назад
👁👄👁👍🤜🤛🤟
@cameronvanwyk7843
@cameronvanwyk7843 4 года назад
Jojo: I was kind of thinking an attack helicopter Me: I know I’m fat but damn
@kellydean3456
@kellydean3456 4 года назад
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
@raynekingsly9302
@raynekingsly9302 4 года назад
Fuckin mood 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dashielluaine1802
@dashielluaine1802 4 года назад
this comment is GOLD!!!!!😂😂😂😂
@revy953
@revy953 4 года назад
Jojo: "your fav asmrist Me: its jojo asmr (in my head) Jojo:its jojo asmr me: dam hes good
@DryDaDayDenPatty26
@DryDaDayDenPatty26 2 года назад
15:35 I died when he said this 🤣
@clockworkwolf3943
@clockworkwolf3943 2 года назад
Dr. E G G
@DryDaDayDenPatty26
@DryDaDayDenPatty26 2 года назад
@@clockworkwolf3943 WOMAN
@peskybird7627
@peskybird7627 3 года назад
Me: I'm not a human, i'M A hELiCopTEr! JoJo: 4:27 Me: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ mind reader!
@muncher49
@muncher49 4 года назад
“You live on Earth”. People on the I.S.S, “am I a joke to you”?
@Icebreaker8100
@Icebreaker8100 4 года назад
The rovers on Mars: sad robot noises
@natethecheeser1755
@natethecheeser1755 4 года назад
Chris hadfield: 😐
@oopsydaisy2128
@oopsydaisy2128 4 года назад
They are still in the earth atmosphere
@lankyboi2521
@lankyboi2521 4 года назад
@M4rzQ calm down, it’s just a joke
@oopsydaisy2128
@oopsydaisy2128 4 года назад
@@lankyboi2521 it's not a joke he's trying to say that it is a fact
@Yann-zl9hj
@Yann-zl9hj 4 года назад
JoJo: "You are a human" Aliens in area 51 watching this: Am I a joke to you?
@blackchrysler
@blackchrysler 4 года назад
Yann05 04 my dog watching this behind me: am I a joke to you
@davidlugo4550
@davidlugo4550 4 года назад
Yann05 04 am I a joke to u’ joke is lame just stop
@Yann-zl9hj
@Yann-zl9hj 4 года назад
@@davidlugo4550 woah chill man it was a joke
@Yann-zl9hj
@Yann-zl9hj 4 года назад
@@blackchrysler Nice one hahahaha
@theadvisor9782
@theadvisor9782 4 года назад
COME ON, REALLY? 😒😑🤦‍♂️
@connorv3334
@connorv3334 4 года назад
1:15 No, you were right the first time, let me grab my cards
@brennond6
@brennond6 3 года назад
1:22 I would like to see an ASMR Magic the Gathering battle
@dudepop1456
@dudepop1456 Год назад
Although I've never played it I would like to see it be played
@PrinceAli_27
@PrinceAli_27 4 года назад
Me: psshh, who needs sleep Jojo: *You*
@alle6684
@alle6684 4 года назад
Netflix: Also *You*
@purplenemo77
@purplenemo77 4 года назад
Jojo: “you may have been born by 2 parents” Jesus: “SIKE”
@donjo7349
@donjo7349 3 года назад
Purple Nemo NANI
@donjo7349
@donjo7349 3 года назад
Was it three or won
@drinkwater7913
@drinkwater7913 3 года назад
Do Njo one
@Niaz_S
@Niaz_S 3 года назад
lmfao
@yeetman9k867
@yeetman9k867 3 года назад
Lol
@noahkirschtein8169
@noahkirschtein8169 3 года назад
had the nap of a lifetime to this video of all things
@MalloArt
@MalloArt 2 года назад
“Yea I can teleport” got me rollin on the floor
@jackvaughan9726
@jackvaughan9726 4 года назад
.
@Hannah-zy6qf
@Hannah-zy6qf 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@mr.moraIe
@mr.moraIe 4 года назад
Jack Vaughan grapes aren’t vegetables
@cassanovax8368
@cassanovax8368 4 года назад
@@mr.moraIe neither are oranges
@roselynmedina6766
@roselynmedina6766 4 года назад
CassanovaX neither are tomatoes
@cassanovax8368
@cassanovax8368 4 года назад
@@roselynmedina6766 neither are pumpkins
@GeodPlayz
@GeodPlayz 4 года назад
noone: ... JoJo: my name (of course) is diddley lang lang jang jeeming denis sunshoipow minyisawa mentoe demoshitas coy yo coy to ebiwahimata ...... But you can just call me joe Edit: This took abut 20 playbacks if you where wondering ;)
@user-jm9xx2sk3o
@user-jm9xx2sk3o 4 года назад
Geod thats racist
@catelia4419
@catelia4419 4 года назад
D it’s really not🤔
@collateral4101
@collateral4101 4 года назад
Luna Teddy r/whoooosh
@collateral4101
@collateral4101 4 года назад
Kayla Andrettii r/whoooosh
@cjleathers7798
@cjleathers7798 4 года назад
I'll like and comment just to show my appreciation for your hard work 🤣
@amyb4869
@amyb4869 3 года назад
Heyo! This reminds me of kakeguri if he could wear that suit and do card tricks for a video that would be amazing! Great video btw!:D
@vanillawafer06
@vanillawafer06 2 года назад
7:35 actually I wear dinosaur costumes good sir😂
@regirock9557
@regirock9557 4 года назад
There's a non-zero chance that someone thought of these exact things and Jojo guesses every one of them right.
@dudo9139
@dudo9139 3 года назад
Communist Party. You are correct comrade
@lucasmangold9193
@lucasmangold9193 4 года назад
JoJo: Imma name some books The Dictionary Me: he's gonna say thesaurus next Jojo: The Thesaurus Me: How the turn tables
@yeahno6513
@yeahno6513 4 года назад
@LIAM FLANIKEN nah i dont think he did
@lucasmangold9193
@lucasmangold9193 4 года назад
@LIAM FLANIKEN no, how the turn tables is a "The Office" reference
@kieranhall4422
@kieranhall4422 4 года назад
LIAM FLANIKEN r/woooosh and no
@Nick-lb5st
@Nick-lb5st 4 года назад
LIAM FLANIKEN r/whoooooosh
@gibwilly7513
@gibwilly7513 4 года назад
LIAM r/WOOOOOOOSH
@Sarah-dz4jm
@Sarah-dz4jm 3 года назад
JoJo: *randomly enters room* ...yeah I can teleport ....for some reason...I STARTED LAUGHING SO MUCH-
@nathanielschwartz425
@nathanielschwartz425 3 года назад
5:36 Actually no, I was thinking of an elephant in a pink ballet outfit.
@GNSleepie
@GNSleepie 4 года назад
"Im going to be your mind reader" Man i cant even tell what im thinking half the time
@kotaishida6896
@kotaishida6896 4 года назад
me.
@killemall121
@killemall121 4 года назад
Lol I don’t think at all
@5stars3sistersagsms
@5stars3sistersagsms 4 года назад
“You were born by an elephant and an ox” Me: Yeah I get that a lot
@landonmiller1405
@landonmiller1405 4 года назад
Gabrielle Pearson underrated
@sirylixrl7286
@sirylixrl7286 4 года назад
Omg your face if you were actually born in some lab with elephant and ox dna what would satan spit on to your face
@Jjimenezj4
@Jjimenezj4 Год назад
Worst reviewed gotta bring this series back!!!
@dariansapp9194
@dariansapp9194 2 года назад
Could you imagine how awesome it would be if jojo uploaded a worst reviewed once a week?
@Fnafplushvids
@Fnafplushvids 4 года назад
Somebody: who will replace Kim Jong Un? Me: *laughs in Kim Jong Dos*
@brandonandlexi
@brandonandlexi 4 года назад
this is the best comment on the internet everyone else can leave
@gian.4388
@gian.4388 4 года назад
Bold of you to assume he's dead The "Un" in his name stands for Undead
@user-bg7yo2dl6v
@user-bg7yo2dl6v 4 года назад
I mean you can't spell Kim Jong Un without Jo
@just_bangtan_trash2848
@just_bangtan_trash2848 4 года назад
I know i shouldnt laugh at this but its too good😂✊
@user-gv3pf2jt3y
@user-gv3pf2jt3y 4 года назад
no
@soames.
@soames. 4 года назад
JoJo: "You can also pay me with emeralds in Minecraft" Me with a full inventory of emeralds: here is 1 emerald Also JoJo: *4:14* I am richiest man in world
@Rekishe
@Rekishe 4 года назад
soamesdekuster I have an army of one tick sugar cane farms and about 20 librarians I got more stonks than you
@soames.
@soames. 4 года назад
@@Rekishe awh crap time to get netherite
@asmrontherocks
@asmrontherocks 4 года назад
@@Rekishe wait that's illegal !
@tuckerschroder1651
@tuckerschroder1651 4 года назад
@@Rekishe Okay, that's cool but when you log back into that world the 0 tick farms wont be working.
@Rekishe
@Rekishe 4 года назад
Tucker Schroder that might be true but the around 15 double chests full of sugar canes should be enough for a while
@tyleranddaddyshow6302
@tyleranddaddyshow6302 3 года назад
0:29 when you wake up in another room
@dudepop1456
@dudepop1456 Год назад
I actually did I went to fall asleep in my bed and wake up in the living room
@cherribxmb3280
@cherribxmb3280 3 года назад
Jojo is just so funny my humor could never-
@missmysty.g1659
@missmysty.g1659 4 года назад
When he said to think of a letter my brain said “quack”, what letter is quack??!!?!
@woah4259
@woah4259 4 года назад
C.
@missmysty.g1659
@missmysty.g1659 4 года назад
Katsuki Bakugo haha yes!
@woah4259
@woah4259 4 года назад
Miss Mysty.g - Mhm. Mhm.
@kristinagreco5161
@kristinagreco5161 4 года назад
*yes*
@papersticker10
@papersticker10 4 года назад
*yes*
@EJ-si6jj
@EJ-si6jj 4 года назад
Police Officer “Sir your under arrest for false advertising. So whats your name?” Jo: “Diddlylanglangjangjeemingdennisjoybaominisowaoontoonietamasheetaskuyokontulimawashamáda. *but you can just call me Jo.* ” Police Officer: O_O
@RLaquatics
@RLaquatics 4 года назад
Noooooo!!!!!! NOT MILK BEFORE CEREAL!!!!☹️☹️☹️
@unironic5715
@unironic5715 4 года назад
Police: Who named you?!
@RLaquatics
@RLaquatics 4 года назад
@@unironic5715 lol
@keano4513
@keano4513 4 года назад
No one really cares bout' you getting hate
@EJ-si6jj
@EJ-si6jj 4 года назад
No one really cares bout’ you giving hate
@dazdal8289
@dazdal8289 3 года назад
9:10 whaaaaaaat i was acctualy thinking about eggplant🤯
@raynekingsly9302
@raynekingsly9302 2 года назад
I love your card tricks bro they are my fave magic tricks 🥰 (tho i love them all)
@alicja6511
@alicja6511 4 года назад
Find two diffrences: -otter -elephant in a pink suit🤣
@thisispkmadness
@thisispkmadness 4 года назад
.... Well that was random
@daddygismo8229
@daddygismo8229 4 года назад
Me think ostrich
@jojosiwa8794
@jojosiwa8794 4 года назад
Well otters have 69 legs and elephants have 42 toes
@none3160
@none3160 4 года назад
One I could kill and probably get away with it
@runninggunner6760
@runninggunner6760 4 года назад
Mini Ladd reference uwu
@dumbass9880
@dumbass9880 4 года назад
JoJo: “i think you were born by 2 people” Giorno Giovanna: *PIANO INTENSIFIES* a c t u a l l y-
@imnobody4416
@imnobody4416 4 года назад
Didn't giorno get born because of dio and a random lady lol
@Oduah-358
@Oduah-358 4 года назад
@@imnobody4416 dio stole Jonathan's body.
@imnobody4416
@imnobody4416 4 года назад
@@Oduah-358 indeed. Dio with Jonathan's body and some random lady that didn't care for her child. And tada, you get giorno
@cmr1522
@cmr1522 4 года назад
is it forced rape since DIO stole johnathan’s body
@luckydragon0538
@luckydragon0538 4 года назад
Technically hes a product of a gay straight threesome
@gracieanderson4809
@gracieanderson4809 3 года назад
This made me laugh more then give me tingles 😂
@benqianfan6840
@benqianfan6840 3 года назад
That was so accurate! It was exactly 6 o'clock when I started
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