“I might even keep you alive.” Me: *Don’t* “You are the dumbest human I’ve ever met” It’s not like I didn’t know that. Him: *threatens to kill me* Also him: Can’t have you wandering off and dying. Me: Excuse me, what?
Him: I don't know what to say right now. It's.. As if.. Okay imagine if I gave you a drink. And I told you that everyone who drank it died. And you still went ahead and took it. That's basically the situation you're in right now. Me: omg same bro same Him: wh- same what do you mean same?? Me: wtf he heard me i-
Why did I come to these woods? Certainly not some desperate form of impulsive escapism if that's what your wondering, haha nooo course not totally for the trend-
"You are literally the dumbest human alive" Me: I mean your not wrong -:couple of minutes later:- "So what if I gave you a drink and I said that everyone who drank it died, would u still take it?" Me: yes mah dude, I would love to die
I’m really only here because I lost my dog, have you seen my dog? He’s an adorable tiny puppy named Fluffy Butt and I miss him. It’s been five days and no one has seen him. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM I MISS MY BABYYYYY
Holy sheee.... I got to the part of this forest is haunted and close friends wondered in and never came out.. THEN A FRICKIN AD OUT IF NOWHERE SCARED THE SHIZ OUT OF ME
Him:"What are you?" Me:"Mom!! What am I? Am I a mistake?!" Mom:"oh honey your not a mistake......your a regret.....now stop asking" This is just a random comment from my stupid brain........ it's not real