Ass Eating Disaster (w/ Zach Kornfeld) | Perfect Person Ep. 26 

“If it was the right person, they wouldn’t annoy you by existing” is straight PERFECTION MILES

Miles just serving this 'you're not the boss here' energy to Zach 😆

Miles is the master of delivering the sweetest, most reassuring, "if it doesn't work out, that's okay"! It's so healing to hear what a measured response to disappointment sounds like, it's not the end of the world!

Petition for Miles to purchase a potato cannon and launch a potato across the room to activate the lights

For the annoyed girlfriend, I would add a goal of honing her ability to identify when a relationship isn’t working and leaving that relationship sooner and more gracefully. Try to leave as your best self, not as your angry or resentful self because you stayed too long. Resentment is often an indicator of a boundary that wasn’t held. Staying too long isn’t a favor for her or him.

Now we need Maggie and Matt to round the whole gang out 😊

bro this is my favorite fuckin podcast. miles is the absolute man, I could watch / listen to him all day. just so hilarious and interesting

"A week and a half without ass eating...we're gonna call this a big problem" I'M IN TEARS 😭 Edit: Why is this actually good advice 🤣

been waiting for the miles & zach collab, their dynamic is truly underrated

As someone who is chronically ill and disabled, I really felt Zach’s fear of losing quality of life more than death. Even just through flares, it can be wild to see how bad my quality of life can dip, and that suffering has always scared me more than death.

I will never tire of Zach not understanding the phrase “dipping a pen in the company ink” I think I’ve heard him tamper with this phrase a half a dozen times, and I need MORE

From eating ass to asking about the fear of death, this podcast literally has everything

Came for the gaffs, stayed for the get real. It’s honestly become one of my favorite things to listen to. I love the whole episode but now hearing that piano loop gets me hyped.

the little nod when miles asks “you think i’m a himbo“ is so perfect

THE MOTION SENSOR LIGHT GOING OUT KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣

Not this ep going from ass eating to like making me cry at the end while Miles talks about living boundlessly?!

At 21 and someone who is already at the stage where they dont have their health or ability to manage pain anymore. It is you guys that bring the happiness and relief

To Emery: if you see this, I hope you asked him out! When I was 22, I was in a show and super down on myself. I had just stopped seeing someone who didn’t want to call me his gf. I was friends with the sound guy at the theater the show was at and we flirted a lot. I stated to like him and I had a suspicion he liked me, so I told him I wanted to go out. We’re celebrating our 5 year anniversary next month 😊 GOOD LUCK QUEEN!

The last call got me on the floor….she’s like ay he breaths all the time, disgusting. 😂😂😂

"We didn't get your name, but maybe we shouldn't" Cackling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This might be the best episode yet. I don’t think anyone said “no” at any point it’s just rolling with the ideas I love it

Korndiddy just seems like the perfect fit to give someone some heart to heart advice with a lil humor. Love it.

They handled the immaturity of the annoyed girlfriend really well I personally love when Zach asked if a lot of people annoy her 😂

“If I find out you have a better sound board…” 😂

As someone with chronic illness and chronic pain, dear God is that fear of losing quality of life that Zach brought up real. I feel so seen from Zach addressing that.

Here's the thing, that girl's boyfriend sucks. Like it's not about her just not liking him -- he was super lazy and inconsiderate and didn't offer to help her move, he didn't take care of his lease and expected her to just take care of him. Like I don't think she's just an angry person, he sounds like THE WORST.

Mile's quote at 23:55 is so funny when he says "you can still show to their house", made me laugh. It definitely gave me Tim Robinson vibes haha. Appreciate you Miles!

please bring Zach back this episode was EVERYTHING!!

I read this as "Ass Eating Disorder" and I'm so embarrassed for myself.

It's midnight and I should be sleeping however I'm only a person and Miles is perfect so I must watch

IDK seems like they were kinda acting like the last person just hated the guy for no reason, but if he said like hey my lease ends TOMORROW I need to live with you for a month?! I'd be pissed off too, that's insane. And then didn't offer to help her move?! Just want to say if that was you, I hope they didn't make you feel like a bad person for wanting to dump him lol.

This is the only podcast I listen to on a regular basis. The mix of humor, pathos and genuine vulnerability is a needle well-threaded. 10 out of 10.

Zach’s leo energy with Miles virgo energy is so funny together. Zach’s fiery side with miles very methodical approach is so good together

When I first read the title, I thought it said “Ass Eating Disorder!” 😂

Oh my god Miles this title!! You know how to hook your listeners 😂 Also loved that you called Will a little sweetie, could not agree more!

Miles and Zach, you guys are literally my goal in masculinity as a trans persom Open, honest, raw, funny, strong, squishy, awe inspiring. Love you guys

Zach you're so right about living in the now, focus on the present because that's all that matters. But if either of you is truly interested in life, death, or in between, you should look into getting a QHHT session (Quantum Hypnosis)

“Right when we’re about to go in, that’s when we edge” Perfect 👌🏽

Only 16 minutes in, and the timing of the patter between Miles and Zach already has me laugh-crying

Zach and Miles pod truly is perfection

I've been waiting for Zach! The trifecta has been completed!

To the question of fear of death - I've recently been exploring the idea that we don't live in this world as individuals. We are actually, all together, one big organism. Nothing starts or ends with one individual life. We contribute our wisdom, our spirit, our talent to the world, but the organism doesn't start or end with us. This has helped me remove the fear of death a bit. I'm not so worried about achieving some very particular thing for myself in life. Now I moreso see it as I need to spend every day contributing my spirit to that organism and doing my best, but having the faith that life goes on and on even after I go. Life is a force that repeats the same struggles and joys generation to generation, country to country, from one house to another. I believe that our ancestors' stories live in our blood, whether we know of them or not, and our stories will also live on in that silent and powerful way.

I lost my big brother to gastric cancer and i had to watch him fade out too. Noone should ever have to see that. Miles, thank you so much for talking so openly about sibling grief. It refreshing and truly helpful. 💙

I see dudes in the comments, but are they not calling in?? C'mon, fellas. We wanna hear it.

Where we force a genuine moment to learn more about each other and ourselves; I'm gonna write this on the cover on my journal ✨️ Lol and I'm gonna respond weekly in there to whatever question you pose each week miles

I almost cried at the end of the show! I’m 25 and feel recently like I’m super lost, especially after the pandemic since I’ve fallen into some mental health struggles that have been challenging. Your perspectives on death and living life to the fullest were very beautiful. Love the show and love you all!!

That second “focus up Zach” really got me

The energy in this video is wild and I'm obsessed

Zach’s energy in this is so calming

the way Miles made a joke about not bleeping the boyfriend's initials and then proceeded to not bleep the initials when Zach says them

OHHHH the break-up girl (last caller)! i recognize her voice!!! she was the one who called about her bf asking to sleep with other ppl when arisce was a guest! GIRL BREAK UP WITH HIM. WE ALREADY TOLD YOU TO DO THAT.

Pretty much born with chronic pain (shout out to neural tube/spinal cord birth defects!), like "didn't realize most people never wake up with some level of pain every morning until professionals told me" levels. That quality of life fear is so real. Yesterday was my birthday (38!) and hey, my aging process will look different, that's just the reality of it. It's fiiiine.

I can’t stop laughing at Miles face when Zach says his keyboard is ugly 😂😂😂😂

the way this episode ended was INTENSE but actually surprisingly comforting

I just looked up the definition of himbo, and using it to describe Miles cannot be further from the truth. He is attractive, but he certainly isn't unintelligent.

Im really sorry for your loss, miles ❤ loads of love from one griever to another. and I couldn’t agree more that science does feel like magic.

the little clip of you accidentally put in the beginning? love her

insane title ohmygod😭😭😭 also ive been waiting for zach’s ep for so long !!! so excited for this

I have never laughed so hard. Miles and Zach out there really doing the lords work💩 🙌 🤣

24:00 the way I just laughed so loud in my cubicle was extremely embarrassing lol

an iconic and underrated duo

This episode felt so authentic. Then ending it on the “get real” segment when it was already real in the first place. I wasn’t expecting it and wanna give you both a hug right now. Love the vibe. Love this podcast. #milesnation #korndaddy

I loved this episode's Get Real. It was magical. ❤️

i fucking love get real, i like the combo of funny and genuine advice and then just truth and vulnerability at the end, idk its awesome. laughing and smiling and then reminded of what matters and left with interesting ponderings you know?

miles we gotta have a zaramiles ep it needs to happen on a more serious note-as a super anxious person, i really appreciate the way you talk about life and living it. because you're right-if we have the ability, we should live every single moment taking advantage of our health because having it is a privilege that too many people are denied. just being able to do things is such an underrated gift, and you truly inspire me to stop stressing the little things and just live. wishing the best to you and your family!!

I’ve never clicked so fast on a notification 😂 fav part of the work week is when this pod drops. Thanks miles!

Came to the video just to see 1) Miles’ sweater and 2) Miles run to the motion sensor light 😂 I love this bloody podcast! 🙌🏻

Loving these episodes! Would love to have Rachel as a guest one day, think that would be a great conversation

Keep on with the dork boy schtick 🤣 loved this weeks ep!!❤

The Zach and Miles pod is the one I've been most excited for 🙌 hell yeah

This is my new favorite podcast

I've been on a Perfect Person binge today while running some draining errands. Your advice is thoughtful and hilarious. I do have to say -- telling a woman who is frustrated that her boyfriend is in her space, when he SURPRISED MOVED IN FOR MONTHS WITHOUT HER ON BOARD felt like you were focusing on symptoms and not the root of the problem. I agreed with your advice, but can't say that he didn't do anything wrong. Forcibly moving in, even if it wasn't done with malicious intent, is pretty disrespectful of people's space and boundaries.

i really enjoyed the get real segment this week and the talk about living each day to the fullest.

The episode we’ve all been waiting for

Zach is my fave try guy now cuz of this podcast lol

I love the show keep kicking ass

Okay, I think I’m now a fan of Zach. This episode was super fun!

Zach is a great guest lol

So glad I'm watching this stoned

another great episode :) I’d love to see a get real special. just a full episode of getting real w a guest n calling people back n asking them deep questions

u don’t even know how much this title enthused me when I saw it

WE LOVE ZACH AND MILES

I took a peek at my phone while working to see if todays episode was uploaded yet and i read the title and I literally did one of those full exhale thro the lips laugh and spit everywhere 😂 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ASS EATTING DISASTER STAAAAP ITTT😂😂😂😂

I tell myself I should hold off from listening immediately because then there's a whole week of nothing after, but I just can't wait.

I love u guys. I watch tripod and just started this and I just appreciate the random, conversations about nothing, helps getting thru my repetitive days

I love that Zach said this was sad and Miles said it was beautiful. I use the phrase “ hauntingly beautiful “

I fell off the wagon for a while but I am getting back on via re-watching the episodes around where I left off. THe origins of the Wrecking Ball Crew have been funny, let's see if Zach holds up.

Every time I see the title of this video my brain reads it as "Ass Eating Disorder" 🤣

You have the most spectacular couch... I enjoy your show greatly!

I loved this episode 😆

We need an advice marathon!! Some of these calls are so funny

put off listening to this podcast but finally got around to it and binged every episode over the past 7 days excellent work and can't wait for the next episode, thank you for your service

Honestly Miles.. This episode? absolute banger

this is the one I’ve been waiting for!!!

The flu is contagious. I would give it a couple weeks to make sure.

Did anyone else accidentally read this as "disorder" rather than "disaster" 🤣

Lovvvvee this episode with 2 Perfect persons ❤️❤️

Miles looks so freaking stoned in the opening picture lmao But! Congratulations and enjoy the time off with your wife and baby!

#3 Girl, dump him. Your body is literally telling you not to procreate with this man. Lol.

New job, new podcast episode, great day