At Home "Lash Extensions", Thanksgiving Chaos & a $16 Wedding Veil 

Joanna I feel a deep responsibility to comment this - two weeks ago I also went to the Nordstrom at the Americana and Billy helped me pick out loafers. They were slightly too small but the size up were too big. Billy told me to stick with the small. You know Billy - I know Billy - the man can sell anything. I trust him implicitly. But my feet HURT walking to the parking garage. So I took them to a literal cobbler to get them stretched and even then they hurt. Had to march on back and return them. My mouth was agape watching you detail your saga. I understand it.

You two have won the lottery with each other. I've been with my husband for exactly 38 years this month and he still LOVES feeding me. If a man gets pleasure out of seeing you enjoy yourself, you are so so SO far ahead of the game. You guys are such a great match.

He said “I don’t work here” 😂😂

The person who sat at the end of your thanksgiving table watching this video : 😳 lol! You make me laugh all the time. And I guess I will admit that Ted is funny too

Both you and Ted are hilarious, thanks for a good laugh. ILY 💕

I also have hooded and downturned eyes and had the exact same issue with falscara. Glad it’s not just me!!

just sat down with my lunch and thought "man I wish Joanna would post a vlog so I don't have to sit here and eat in silence" :) :) :) :)

I try out all my shoes on my treadmill. It’s the only time I use it, but it makes for easy online returns 😂

just got my blue tulip sweatshirt and i love it!!! also, as a butcher, any reputable butcher will do all of that gross stuff for you for free and we will be so incredibly clean about it!

Personality I don’t think you need fake lashes at all! Just use a good mascara. You have gorgeous long lashes of you’re own. ❤

I lol'd at Ted in the kitchen with no pants on. The blur. 😆

i honestly think you could do the long lash extensions, you have a lot of lid space, theyre soooo gorg though i love them

The way you censored Ted just gave the impression he was Donald ducking it in the kitchen 😂

skin and makeup looks amazing in the opening clips!

Not the Sufjan wellness check LOL

lol Ted listening to Sufjan he is IN THE FEELS

Maybe do the shorter ones right on the outside and then the bigger ones in the middle and another short one in the inner corner?

Joanna we have a very similar eye shape and I also love the kiss lash clusters. I really don’t think they made your eye shape look weird it’s probably the lack of a full makeup. Since they are more downward I do like placing them inwards and leaving a little space towards the outer corner to give the illusion of a more straight lash line 😅

About to watch the f***k out of this with my soup and bread and heated blanket 🎀

doc martens sizing is a trap!! i had the same issue but i didn’t return them so now im just stuck with my torture device shoes

Joanna I have an eye shape just like yours and I have done the false lashes in so many ways and every few months I think it's going to be fantastic and try them again, and they never are. And I just got professional headshots like month ago with them on and I now look at them and regret it, because they just don't suit our eye shape. BUT I finally got the at-home lash lift kit I get instagram ads for and it works soooooo well and looks so much better than false lashes, you just then either tint them or put on a really really light coat of tubing mascara. Seriously I highly recommend doing an at-home lash kit. Try it. I used Diablo but there's others too that I'm sure are the same

The cronching sounds of you biting the panini were too good, now I desperately need one 🥪

"I-I don't work here, just doing my best"

Lovin this energy! You're a star!!!!!!! Xxxxx

The same exact thing happened to me I got the 6’s and I thought they would maybe stretch out but no they were terrible. But at least with the 7’s I can fit a shoe insert.

YOU ARE SO BEAUTYFULL AND YOUR EYES LOOK AMAZING!!!I WISH I HAD YOUR EYES!

Watching you absolutely violate that turkey made me laugh so hard

That table is so good!

JO & TED 4EVR 💘

you have probably said this before somewhere…but where is that lip color from that you wore on thanksgiving? It looks amazing on you!

Hi Joanna im a new subscriber and i love your content i used lo live in los sngelas and worked in nordstrom Glendale I now live in jersey shore 😂xo

Do you have a tutorial for how you did your makeup, it’s so pretty!

as a person who’s been watching you for awhile i do definitely think that the lashes make your eyes look more downturned , i suggest try a doll eye lash placement to suit ur eyes more, cat eyes makes ur eyes more downturned ( talking from experience )

'Go back to your quarters' 😅😅😅😅

Joanna! Might I put you on to a kosher turkey for next year? Already brined and ready to go!

so happy to see your video :)

also question did you get the lighter case instagram? i want one so bad

What city in los Angeles do you live ?

finding out youre a size 6 is so jarring to me in my mind

Been watching you for a long time. I relate to you on many levels. I’m also a curvy girl, and have had a mental health journey too. I know it’s unusual for people to share what they believe but I just felt a strong message from God that you are loved by him. You are so unique and special. You were made by him that way and that is why you are precious to him. Jesus loves you and he wants to be your friend. I felt like if I never told you that I would be such an awful person, especially because I was really feeling moved to do so. I hope it is received well. Much love ❤ amou.

Justice for Billy Jk jk ILYSM, Joanna!

Doc's sucks nowadays 😔 the quality is shit and the price is up. They are usually true to size tho. If you can, get some secondhand, let a cobbler fix em up.

Love talking to men about makeup and they’re just trying to keep up