I knew what a pyramid scheme was when I was like five. Why the heck did that take you so long to grasp? What the hell were your parents so busy with that they couldn't explain basic scams to you?
Bro. The 3rd time I ever smoked weed, I watched aqua teen. I was still super new to the ganja and I got planetary stoned. I saw the mooninites and I about actually died laughing. Best shit ever.