ATM - SNL 

I came here to make that comment 🤣

Me 2

Looooooooolll

LMFOAOOO

That hard 'R' will get you every time lol

Lmfaooooo

Faizan Shamsi lmfaoooooooooooooo

HURRY UP BITCH!

Motherhood

I guess patience is a relative term.

100th like, U welcome

@@artshop8732 u the real mvp

Thx

yeah I be quoting that forever

bro that shit had me in tearssssss

Normalize sex workers

Hm.

Hm.

Hm

Hmmmmm... Hmmmmmm... Hmmmmmmm...

I feel lucky for you

NO MY BROTHER 😭😭

“Nah i Wana go second”

😂

im one of you guys

Raygun34 same lmao

Raygun34 that's right! It could be an older, very well dressed white woman. I don't judge but I don't trust ANY Stranger!

Yep!!

A Glass of Freshly Squeezed Ass Juice stfu

Raygun34 same here.

Even black people are afraid of black people 😂🤣

And what's ironic if he wouldn't have been arguing with the other guy he would have finished before the others came in.

@ are you sure my bro

@ omgosh shat the heck up! Dont u dare talk to me!

🤣

Why did he say boy wasn’t the guy a man

@@sevendaysaweek2622 Boy is funnier ig

So true. Funny how blacks only care about skin color, not principle. I am another person's brother, not because I look like them, but because we share the same values and principles. Truly pathetic how people only care about someone just because they look like them. Oh wait, we call that racism. Oh right. Blacks and liberals are allowed to change the rules based on how they "feel." Not reality.

@@sevendaysaweek2622 its a demeaning tactic because whites arent willing to die in any given situation

@@markiven494 That's racist

I love that this post was left uncommented for 2 years.

Whatttt!! He is 40? I thought he is 25-30 damn

He looklike 23 wut?

HE’S NOT 20!!!!!

Dude does not age he’s still looks like a twenty something! Right?!

He said it with a white voice

nickbootyface white voice? Really.. smh

@@phillycheese9434 well black folks and white folks talk very different. If u didn't know that now u do

The whitest possible voice😂😂

@@tonywasikhongo7510 Not always true, you can't generalize like that. I've met white people that talked "black" and black people that talked "white". It's partially about where you grew up and also where you ended up going/what you're doing as an adult :)

Dante Goodman. Im sorry but i fail to see anything deep about this. It was just a funny skit. For christ sake it literally contradicts a powerful message about learning to not be racist by making a stereotypical group of black people immediately mug the other black man. And then the end where the woman turns out to be a prostitute!? I fail to see how you could think any of these are deep messages holding mirrors to our society

@@NA-ij3id Well for one, the fact that kenan's charcter was quick to see the racism in other guys, but not on himself, and how hen faced with the problem, he took the same actions as the white guy. Now, it isn't amazingly deep. but has enough layers.

Fernando Rüth, so black people being racist to black people. Thats the DEEEEEEP message? Thats the problem with society? Nice to know.

@@NA-ij3id Did I say it was the problem with society? In my opinion the sketch isn''t amazingly deep, but has enough layers for a comedy sketch. No need to be so overly dramatic.

Fernando Rüth ooooooooor, its just a comedy sketch. That could also be the case

He def spent some time practicing that

That "R" was hard! LOL!

Lol this is miraculous, you must an amazing sense of humor. Hahahahhaah lol it's amazing you feel this way

Lmao

yea, really surprised that part didn't get more laughs than it did from the audience.

You know he ain't hip

Facts!

Stray cat wonders in while I’m at the ATM. Me: Nah you can go first.

What if it's a hot chick?

@@jamalwoods9649 2 Reasons for her to Go first

True guess the 45 year old SNL writer had his head up his ass again.

The slip was genius

that capitalized R on brotheR is genius btw

Lies again? DBS SGD Nurofen

Are you crying... 🤣

He used the hard R

how is he underappreciated? Do you know what that word means? Dude has won an oscar and has been nominated 2 years in a row. dumbass

@@antekkk chillax

@@antekkk that doesn't mean anything. most people have never even heard of him: that's what underappreciation is too

@@katepenniman382 did you take a poll or survey or what? It looks to me like you are just pulling this "most people haven't heard of him" shit completely out of your ass.

Kenan Thompson also nailed his role in this sketch.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

👏👏👏

Not in my country

Mine doesn't then again I only use my Bank's ATMs instead of the generic ones, the latters definitely charge folks a transfer fee since its effectively acting as a middle person for your bank. However your bank's ATM shouldn't be charging you any thing for a transaction and if they are it might be time to find a new bank.

@@Faho0odywBas1 UAE?

jesykahope me too hahahahahahahaha my imagine was so off I too could not predict hahahahahahaha

Yea there are a lota genius writings in a short comedy sketch.

I predicted it as the white guy was leaving, but I wasn’t sure if they were going to follow that route.

Thomas Duncan It makes me uncomfortable standing behind someone waiting to use the atm

Yea, I just change my mind& try to inconspicuously walk briskly bk to my car.

Thats why I only use drive thru atm's

@@spe.z.artist Well then maybe you should get their first next time.

Eh. Depends on where I am. If it's a well-lit area with witnesses around I have no fear, but yeah you ain't gonna catch me using any of those back alley ATMs.

*pulls out knife* "If you know what's good for you, you'd give me your money sonny" *drops knife from shaking*

i just go to the drive thru

I look so suspicious that even thiefs are not comfortable to stand next me. P.S.: never been robed on streets ever.

@tOwOxic No! Newer!

She might crack you with her cane, you never know.

Tlotus dat is not de way

That shit was funny af

Fix ur spelling idiot

@@Jesuschristitsjasonbourne3 He spelled it like it sounded, You low I.Q IDIOT.

@@Jesuschristitsjasonbourne3 oh and it's *Your* not "ur", you remedial piece of shit.

D4rkC1own187v2 i miss that shit, watch this to replace that

Yes it does

D4rkC1own187v2 or Dave Chappelle

D4rkC1own187v2 they could never write something this good.

D4rkC1own187v2 I dig the channel, got a sub from me. Feel free to follow me back if you dig what I'm doing!!

“I’m mad patient” 2:26

LOL

Which means he is racist

@@andershwang2376 dont use words if you dont know what they mean

@calo10able ok snowflake

@@andershwang2376 I meant the way you used the word sarcasm

Joseph D’Andrea black don’t crack

@@sebastianmaregatti yeah not the drug

@Unkown known Not all, like not all white boys are school shooters.

Because he doesn't

@@sebastianmaregatti have you seen Whitney Houston?

letsgonow1210 lmao 😂🤣 oh my gosh that was hilarious! 😂

Kayla I love kenan.

Ikr!!😂😂😂😂

My brother 😂

Dude that’s not Kenan lol that’s the younger brother from That’s So Raven

Idk what changed but snl is finally writing good shit for kenan. When he first came on the cast i was excited but then a little disappointed in his roles but it's gotten much better.

@Tshark Nado SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

Skits have layers. They stink? Yes, no.

@Jerome Duffy like history has taught us noy to trust a lazy white man with lots of land

@calo10able well with an evil soul wouldnt excpect them too

@@JamesTheFoxeArt Oh like onions.

3:56!

When i am making a withdrawal, even an old lady with parkinson's is a suspect.

C4000 Bill unless you're Gal Gadot

+Brandon Wei That's part b of that rule.

C4000 Bill !?... Hahahahaha teeheeteehee Yes That's The Rule😄!..

Guys on Grindr don't kiss as much either...but you don't have to pay most of em

Elaina M hey. I agree with you. If we're serious. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT If we're just talking....stop paying for whores. Cause people are free as long as you can talk. So done, somewhere will be willing. Promise And if we're in the middle ground....NOT paying for whores will lead to lack of business, which will lead to less reason to create a business, which will lead to less reason to kidnap and rape and all that other shit that creates trafficking. All reasons to NOT pay for sex. At least in the "I'm a john" sense

Tom Harrison Are you actually telling the truth?

@@justinbel68 Looking at his channel yes, indeed yes.

Tom Harrison Awesome man

Great Tom, but what we really want to know is how you'd act if Keenan Thompson was behind you at the ATM?

Wholesome

I'm not. If someone robs me they'll be just as disappointed as I am in myself. :D

I’ve used the atm during the daytime and it was full of people and I still was terrified

And I just turn into combat ready mode

You guys can go ahead lol

Scared voice you guys can go ahead lol

Olivia Madden he used a hard r

Noag Bogudki I died

Lmfao I died tooo!

Yeah, as he later yells for him to hurry up to be robbed by him and his crew. 😂

@@wallstreetbailey4425 "I'm mad patient." A few seconds later.. Hurry up bitch! Whats taking so long? Im tired of waiting on you!

Chris Redd

Kbitch Kal I'm lucky FOR you

it's should have. not should of. I think people get confused because of the common use of the contraction should've.

Ikr!!😂😂 That face tho...

Young rockefeller racism is prejudice

That would've been a good add-in

Young rockefeller the definition of racism is prejudice against someone because of their race, so yes racism against white people is possible.

+TruthSeeker08 you are the most racist people on this planet. if i was to hate all white people there would be none of you left.

We can be racist, bit we don't have the power to force those views

Sex workers have to be as careful as any other. Maybe more so because of their vulnerability needing to constantly put themselves in harms way to earn a living.

Silent Rocks ?

Maybe she is afraid of seeing her ex-pimp?

@@nunnayrbznz3576 sex workers🤢that’s not a job damn

@@albicelestezzz it's the original commercial profession

SOCIALIST propaganda: WHITE people are racist...etc

yeah it was great!

I learned no kind of lesson from this! 'Murika 🤤Derp.

Brilliant? Must be easily amused

James Huffmar - wtf does socialism have to do with racism?????????

The moral is: Judge not, less ye be judged.

fuck yea. I don't give shit who u is.

he just won a golden globe. how is he underrated? :)

@Mike, exactly. Underrated are some of those other actors most people don't recognize.

He just won his first golden globe which was also his first nomination... He's been in so many movies where he had phenomenal performances and was just left in the dust this year is the olnly time he's finally gotten recognition

David Johnson fuck that, tucci gang!

Mike Cwir because that was his first one. He's had countless other roles that were amazing!

Rami Yazje great thriller movie called "ATM with hottie Alice Eve

S.S .A Found the virgin.

S.S .A Hey, buddy, I know when you've edited your comment. Just a heads-up.

S.S .A OK, so you went out of your way to hide your thirst, yet it still pretty much stands. Cool.

S.S .A ... really? Dude, you could do so much better. If you're gonna be thirsty, at least justify it.

😂😂😂😂Yep!

You see him on Disjointed on Netflix? He and that girl are the only part worth watching

I watched him do stand up about a week ago and he was fucking hilarious. He's got the greatest energy. Had the entire room dying.

He just needs a consistent character. But he killed me in pop star

sha11235 i thought the group of black guys were gonna actually be rappers or something...that money and was playin keenan

Me too.. Was expecting the twist to be the white guy was a robber

@@Gemsoulful The white guy being the robber wouldn't have worked because he was the first one at the ATM, and he drove up there.

I thought the white guy and girl were going to be criminals

@@David_R922 Use your imagination and I'm sure you can figure something out. One scenario is he decided to rob him when he showed up also. Not everything has to be premeditated.

Yghhh racism what an eyeroll wtf

How else do you pay for your hookers?

LOL, I never pay.

Just bring the steele

@@weslindsey5909 yep

Who even uses an ATM?!?

Thats why I never use the ATM at night