Attention all Touhou Gamers

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Attention all Touhou gamers: Reimu Hakurei is in great trouble and she needs your help to wipe out the youkai at the Youkai Mountain, but to do this she needs Fantasy Heaven and a couple of bottles of sake. To help her, all she needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. You'll also have to donate to her shrine. But, you gotta be quick, so Reimu Hakurei can save Gensokyo and achieve the epic youkai genocide!

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@Maxmani 5 лет назад

Yoki.

@aeriumsoft 5 лет назад

epic YOKEEH genocide

@edibleknivess6600 5 лет назад

Yoki

@Link3000XD 5 лет назад

But how?

@reimuhakurei3311 5 лет назад

This seems trustworthy

@de-so 5 лет назад

And a couple of bottles of saki.

@gcjas1998 5 лет назад

This man probably isn't even questioning these scripts anymore. He's like "ok, something about yokis and some shrine maiden committing genocide. sure, alright..."

@zanwrightmfwr756 3 года назад

Hey, money is money right?

@darkritetsuiho519 3 года назад

Main character plot for Reimu Hakurei : in every Touhou games, she needed a lot of sake.

@euue3245 3 года назад

@@darkritetsuiho519 Sahki*

@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA 2 года назад

Lmao

@glitchylol2546 2 года назад

at this point he wouldnt be surprised if someone saw him on the street and said HEY THATS THE GUY WHO ASKS FOR CREDIT CARDS! IM A BIG FAN

@jimmyrustle3753 5 лет назад

*EPIC YOKI GENOCIDE* My sides have achieved escape velocity.

@cksupreme 5 лет назад

Same dude. I barely even know the game that well but hearing that was hilarious.

@aarynshiya7872 5 лет назад

@@cksupreme just add the whole part of girls railing bullets into each other, and this video is accurate. That sums up Touhou...

@yozora2246 5 лет назад

I can't breathe

@aarynshiya7872 5 лет назад

@@yozora2246 you might want to call an EMS...

@camila._.6998 5 лет назад

? No le entiendi

@lolqwful 5 лет назад

Well at least he pronounced Touhou correctly

@maplejava 5 лет назад

two who

@Sayo_Toshimoto 5 лет назад

And Sake

@dumbfoundedkiryu9468 5 лет назад

TWOWHOMST

@justinweeb8145 5 лет назад

2hu

@peenywallie 5 лет назад

@@Sayo_Toshimoto lol no

@Medicine_Melancholy 5 лет назад

*epic yoki genocide*

@Niko0902 5 лет назад

"Genocide is just another game..." -Yuuka Kazami 1998

@sakoz7650 4 года назад

Just Undertale Genocide route in a nutshell XD

@combativeThinker 4 года назад

It’s a numbers game. Reduce their numbers to zero and you win!

@messiahofthefunny8453 3 года назад

I tried it in real life but I’m now a “war criminal” or something.

@theasin_old 2 года назад

@@messiahofthefunny8453 i dunno, maybe a bug. i hope it gets patched soon

@awoolensleevelet 5 лет назад

damn yokis

@kyuumann500 5 лет назад

Yoki Lives matter too!!!!!

@taku7785 5 лет назад

hi there woolen i love your vids may the 2huu goddesses bless you on this day ps wheres the part 2 spy guide coming out

@awoolensleevelet 5 лет назад

when th17 releases

@kushine_ 5 лет назад

hi woolen! :3

@ejej_shej7958 5 лет назад

Wzzup woolen sleevelet

@UriclubTK 5 лет назад

my money went away, is reimu okay?

@aeriumsoft 5 лет назад

she is appreciating your (in)voluntary donations.

@logantothemax3488 5 лет назад

1000th like

@hellatze 5 лет назад

A murderer shrine maiden. Kill a innocent youkai guy.

@combativeThinker 4 года назад

hellatze Only in that one non-canon manga though.

@greenD7244 4 года назад

Bryan Merrill The mangas are all canon, but Fortune Teller was anything but innocent.

@thelivingglitch1371 5 лет назад

Knowing Reimu, I wouldn’t be surprised if she made this message herself to try and get donation money.

@Jack-mt3fw 2 года назад

All part of the plan

@bensoncheung2801 2 года назад

444 👍

@Comeoniwantaccount Год назад

xDDDDD

@Vito025 7 месяцев назад

Exacly xD

@ToyosatomimiNoMikoTaoism 5 лет назад

Jokes on them, we don't have creditcards in Gensokyo.

@The_Knowledgeseekers 5 лет назад

Outsiders just need to forget about their credit card so it turn into a yoki

@9x_Squared 5 лет назад

WE XDDDDDDDDDD

@poidachi6003 5 лет назад

*TAISHI-SAMA HAS SPOKEN*

@shibono 5 лет назад

if credit cards arent real then where did my money go to then. checkmate yokis

@maple_valden 5 лет назад

ensokyo*

@Resstarr 5 лет назад

Everyone talking about Yoki when I'm still wondering about Ensokyo

@SparkTFS 3 года назад

Ensokyo is the land inside a barrier created by Yukeri Akumo

@mr.cup6yearsago211 2 года назад

Euchre-y Akumo, that is.

@ShrimpFry_Cute Год назад

Ensokyo is the city at the end of the game.

@Flygoniaks 5 лет назад

-Pronounces her name perfectly -Can't pronounce "Youkai" or "Sake"

@Luckingsworth 5 лет назад

Twas done on purpose for lulz

@aapzehrsteurer9000 5 лет назад

"Pronounces her name perfectly" "perfectly" Raymoo Hakuray

@Flygoniaks 5 лет назад

Sure, there's a bit of an accent, but that's different. Point is, he didn't say "Reemoo," which I _have_ heard before.

@Shararamosh 5 лет назад

Well, I can't pronounce Mega Flygon.

@bloocarracer333 3 года назад

@@aapzehrsteurer9000 well yeah i’m pretty sure thats how you pronounce it

@CherrygroveCity 5 лет назад

now this...this is yoki

@athing18 5 лет назад

I love you

@imbeingstrangledpleasehelp3837 5 лет назад

dear god.....

@raccoonchild 5 лет назад

Clever

@bcsb 5 лет назад

So this...is the power...of anime...

@esalvador4197 4 года назад

Every weeb vid i go, you are there. Why? WHÝ?!?!

@Jehfor 5 лет назад

R.I.P. Youki Konpaku

@heehokuzunoha7757 5 лет назад

Youki died thousands of years before Reimu was born lol

@drizzziit1 5 лет назад

God fucking damnit. Dont make me cry like that ever again please.

@SukacitaYeremia 5 лет назад

Only true Touhou fans know:

@Konpaku_Hungary 5 лет назад

NAAAAANIIIIIIIIII?????

@ray_zor5585 5 лет назад

Welp... that's how he died apparently.

@fcnth 5 лет назад

Ok So basically, im yoki

@fcnth 5 лет назад

_Plays the first four notes of Megalovania_

@SamaelVR 5 лет назад

god fucking dammit

@ronankuek8646 5 лет назад

Do u need some saki too?

@yoki9859 5 лет назад

no i'm yoki

@indiradefa3733 5 лет назад

don't ruin the 888 likes brah

@TenguBlade 5 лет назад

Can't wait for the DDLC sequel, Yoki Yoki Literature Club

@God-ch8lq 4 года назад

@Koga as we kniw, yokai means demons we need a touhou doom mod NOW

@esalvador4197 4 года назад

@@God-ch8lq WE MUST ACHIEVE THAT FOR THE SAKE OF ĞØĐ AND HUMANITY

@SparkTFS 3 года назад

Yoki Yoki Epic Genocide Club

@emohatsunemiku578 2 года назад

I am in t e a r s

@giovannicorraliza8552 2 года назад

Metaphorically

@LunaPrincessNinjato 5 лет назад

I'm just impressed somebody got him to do this for the Touhou series, That must be a really devoted an to get this to happen

@DriverNeku 9 месяцев назад

He did it for fortnite, where else would he appear but here?

@tridyot 7 месяцев назад

He did it for ddlc, of course people got him to do this

@danielcruz1174 5 лет назад

Yoki of the Yoki Mountain

@ChrisDaPatriot 5 лет назад

Gamers rise up with raymoo hackaray for the epic yoki genocide

@Glx-j3t 5 лет назад

Chris DaPancreas i cant breathe 😂

@KoobyKarasu 5 лет назад

Youki as in, Konpaku Youki, Youmu's predescesor? Man, he went into seclusion just to then come back and cause an incident so huge Reimu needs money for it huh

@RazanAr51 5 лет назад

Kooby aight, that makes sense. So basically he literally built a fkin mountain in his seclusion?

@ivanmegafanboy1981 5 лет назад

Youki is the strongest

@amogus7 2 года назад

d a d

@spookymas5431 Год назад

it's youkai but poorly said

@KoobyKarasu Год назад

@@spookymas5431 its a joke

@Harpoonneet 5 лет назад

I'm telling you, those YOKI'S nothing but trouble...!

@alliumcepa936 5 лет назад

Hey I love your videos 😊

@OfficialMaxBox 5 лет назад

Who the heck is this guy, where do you send him cash to do these marvelous things??

@Micho55 5 лет назад

give me ur credit card number, the three digits on the back and the expiration date and ill send him

@djsolioli3682 5 лет назад

Wow maxbox and woolen sleevelet

@GMSjk777 5 лет назад

200% RAD

@JadeIsBunny 5 лет назад

Yeah he was banned from fiverr because they don't know the difference between a joke and a scam.

@vextium9396 5 лет назад

Machi He on Patreon now.

@kreedd5131 5 лет назад

We have achieved peek touhou meme evolution

@IchibanOhimeSama01 5 лет назад

Epic, let me grab my mum's credit card

@zinji4592 5 лет назад

I wouldn't give my credit card so John Wick could get an epic Victory Royale. I wouldn't give my credit card so Heavy could steal the enemy's intelligence. I wouldn't give my credit card so Giorno could defeat Diavolo, even if Black Sabbath would give me two paths. But when Reimu needs my help to commit an epic Yoki genocide? Count me and my mother's, father's, uncle's and grandparent's credit cards the fuck in.

@Yjg-malaeouron.-uhfn Год назад

I would give my credit card to fund the production of Heavy's sandwiches. I do agree on your point tough; Just get XxxScot_proxxX to do it for you

@SixT6_Official 5 лет назад

We went from impact font to paying people for shitposts. Humor truly is evolving.

@otomata704 5 лет назад

Sorry Reimu, spent all my money on John Wick. I hope Reimu will be okay.

@jadeng.s.2549 5 лет назад

whatdoyoumeme I see what you did there

@dlj949 5 лет назад

I can’t believe this absolute madman did Touhou

@ROWDYFLOWERGIRL 5 лет назад

Yoki Mountain~ Mysterious Mountain

@hatenayousei 3 года назад

anything for you, reimu.

@optical_6070 5 лет назад

If ea Owned Touhou

@Candrenlol 5 лет назад

Words can not explain how hard i am laughing right now. Godlike Meme right here

@combativeThinker 4 года назад

Quit slacking off before Shikieiki finds you and lectures you again.

@rize3753 3 года назад

Yoki legit sounds like a slur and its fucking hilarious!

@caparazo3488 5 лет назад

Touhou 18.5:ＹＯＫＩ☯ 𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷

@bigfriki 3 года назад

Voiceoverpete is the gift that keeps on giving.

@SagaEf 3 года назад

I thought he was going to say that we need to give a small 'donation' to the Hakurei shrine to save Reimu

@elgatochurro 10 месяцев назад

Reimu is too powerful

@walkinghappiness6509 2 года назад

I think it's the 300th time I've come to watch this video and every time I laugh like it's the first time

@StrayShaded Год назад

Ensokyo my beloved

@DonVigaDeFierro Год назад

It's been four years. Did Reimu win?

@jimmyalejandrotabordarubia7503 4 месяца назад

creo que si

@wkg8675 5 лет назад

take a shot everytime you hear yoki in the comments

@yuuka2490 5 лет назад

redline *dies*

@DrSavitruc 5 лет назад

I like this so much. I keep coming back to this every hour since I discovered the video yesterday. I'm glad this was created.

@aeriumsoft 5 лет назад

This. This is art.

@apa123APA 5 лет назад

>Hears the IN Reimu boss background music. >Vietnam flashbacks initiate.

@yaboi6851 4 года назад

dont remind me

@Repudiator 5 лет назад

Just add some moving, flashing impact text and some word bubbles and you could have one hell of a late-night ad.

@kalenipclaw5683 8 месяцев назад

"bottles of saki" damn can't believe they bottled a yakuza boss

@TheAvoiderOfGrass Год назад

why didnt they recommend me this 4 years ago

@GourmetSubZee 3 года назад

A couple bottles of Saki... in other words, glue?

@dimitriwarchief301 3 года назад

“The epic yoki genicide” 0-0

@adreamtmonochrome 5 лет назад

I can't stop smiling at this. My face hurts. Help. -Yoki-

@adreamtmonochrome 3 года назад

This got re-recommended to me 2 years later. I don't even remember commenting on this. lol Thanks, RU-vid, for reblessing my home page. o/

@azuretao 3 года назад

Reimu no! Genocide isn't the answer!

@BallMan69188 3 года назад

I know I’m two years late but why is this so fucking funne

@athing18 5 лет назад

*HEY BOO-BOO, LET'S HAVE A NIICE SNACK AT THE YOGI MOUNTAIN*

@b_but_not_2b 2 года назад

Last second of the video has some heavy Morshu energy.

@JubJubAc 5 лет назад

That must be some expensive sake... It maxed out both my parents cards... Hope she's ok!

@user-rz7hg9my6h 2 года назад

Damned Yokis.They always cause trouble.

@killergram2197 5 лет назад

Yoki Mountain, Hooman Village, Welcome to Gensokyo

@soccerfan-ep9rt 3 года назад

*Ensokyo

@digschannel1833 5 лет назад

*hands car keys credit card and pretty much everything I own*

@suicune9211 5 лет назад

Can I join the Cult of nep nep?

@alexandrutoma2158 5 лет назад

Yoki Yoki Genocide Club

@goldenboxen6430 Год назад

i never thought i see this guy again

@kotyara85 4 года назад

Why does Reimu want to kill Youmu's mentor so much

@NN-cc8uo 2 года назад

"Bottle of saki" Ah yes, saki yoshida, my favorite drink

@giantturtlecat2959 4 года назад

Reimu asking for your credit card You know that’s actually quite in character and I love it

@dimitriwarchief301 3 года назад

“Wipe out yoki in yoki mountain” uuuuuuh

@arlobo1 5 лет назад

I'm not a Touhou fan but this is gold

@yanastase 2 года назад

Translation:attention reimu want donation

@themadsuika3909 5 лет назад

... i'm from the Moriya shine

@ivanmegafanboy1981 5 лет назад

Perish, dirty heathen

@soccerfan-ep9rt 3 года назад

Moriya Shrine is best

@fullmoonboss 5 лет назад

Everyone talks about yoki But I am pretty sure the g in Gensokyo is not silent.

@BonnieIInaba 5 лет назад

Hah not fooling me this time, besides i gave my money to the TF2 Heavy.

@toadallyawful 5 лет назад

Bonnie I. Inaba ah, a fellow g a m e r

@mayonnaisejake7191 5 лет назад

You did what?

@P1nk_Sky 3 года назад

Reimu Hakurei neads your creditcard number.

@grgspunk 5 лет назад

Wipe out Youki? Yuyuko is going to destroy you for trying to kill her lover.

@yesod1602 2 года назад

She needs donations via credit card

@Bronyfur05 3 года назад

i love this fandom

@unfunnymeiling2315 2 года назад

Reimu is in trouble???!!!!!

@dragonogon 5 лет назад

Y O K I

@s3byn 2 года назад

CRAP I NEED TO HELP HER

@BiggBossChanel 5 лет назад

You know he actually requests an mp3 of a hard to pronounce word before recording but I guess you skipped that step.... Thank you

@megagamer7636 5 дней назад

Glad I can appreciate this again as a touhou fan

@Reimu__Hakurei Год назад

Help plz plz!!! Give your credit card plz plz ( no scem I promise)

@Jué_Nuva6208 2 года назад

Yes, we need to destroy bad monsters. And most of all, donate some moneys to a broke maiden

@BlazeMaster 5 лет назад

First thing her job is to maintain the Hakurei barrier and to maintain a balance, not to commit genocide on the Yokai, second she doesn't need my credit card number so wtf is this shit all about.

@Maxmani 5 лет назад

cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/474894916476993546/501117835683037195/joke.gif

@Lurponk 5 лет назад

*don't listen to him!!!! he's just trying to make you not give reimu any money!!!! he's actually a yoki himself!!!!*

@Dememenic 5 лет назад

r/woosh

@bazo.4539 5 лет назад

r/woosh

@Bos_Meong 5 лет назад

I'm donating for the sake of world balance between gensokyo and our world

@huynguyen1116 5 лет назад

And a couple of bottles of Saki.

@ab3ki84hayate 2 года назад

The yoki mountain

@HolHors69 5 лет назад

*We're abusing this poor man*

@somewackoonyoutube2449 2 года назад

I like how he says "youkai"

@Username-ky3lr 5 лет назад

Remuuu Hakaray

@wlloxik 7 месяцев назад

This would be a perfect copypasta

@UberMangaka 5 лет назад

I’m dying

@samuelnaranjo4091 3 года назад

Saki bottles must be quite powerfull...

@dandy1738 5 лет назад

At this point, I’m really curious about how much money he’s making of this meme.

@Bonetrousle 3 года назад

Just another normal day in Gensokyo

@clemgrakata4715 5 лет назад

I'm not paying for alcohol addiction

@tovishitomeiji5383 3 года назад

"This is epic yoki moment" -Reimu, 2018

@mrbabbles5989 5 лет назад

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

@raymondquach07 5 лет назад

#4556-6648-2140-2537 EXP 10/20 CVV 186

@alyastastic 5 лет назад

epic

@notseki404 5 лет назад

This can't be real... Lmao

@flandrescarlet506 5 лет назад

Please tell me that's fake

@raymondquach07 5 лет назад

Oh my god, Reimu has been buying a lot of weird shit on my credit card like a purchase for Pornhub, a bunch on Amazon, some on eBay, a lot of websites, and another for a car even.

@flandrescarlet506 5 лет назад

Raymond Quach Buddy, I hate to tell ya, but I don't think Reimu made those purchases.