August Alsina - If We Broke Up (Visualizer) 

Note to self: Before breaking up with August, move all my sh!+ out while he’s @work, change my phone number and all my social media accounts, take all of my money out of our joint account then have my grandma call him and tell him we’re done!!!

"Cut the straps of all your favorite bras." Boy do you know how hard it is to find good bras in my size? Yup sounds like a ♍. You Virgos are Petty! 😩😁😁😁

Warning: Don't break up with Aug 🤣🤣

Nooo 😭😭🤣 “I’ll take the food out the fridge” aug toxiicc

Well just call him "Petty Labelle" cause it's nothing he won't do when the relationship is over

The name of this song should be "I could be petty if u make me." 🤷🏾‍♀️😂😭🤣

I’m conflicted by this toxicity! He makes it sound okay. 😩😂

I need a girl version on this.. Tink where you at

"I'll take all the batteries out of the remote" Legendary line lol ♥️😂💯

Jhene Aiko we need you in this track Sis

It was the "Report ya social media" for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 Aug nooooo

Yoooo he is HILARIOUS AF 😂😂😂 he petty AF Lmfaooo 😍😭😭😭🔥 but this is fire Lmfaooo

August needs to be more famous, his music is really good.

Send roses to her best friend. August ready to get beat tf up😭😂

Dam August.. Who u had in mind when wrote this... It's Savage and hilarious 🤣. A warning!!!!!

Aug say, "Hey Best friend!" 😂😂😭😭💀

Not "i'l hide the chargers to your phone" 🤣🤣 Ayo AUG chill.

'Siphon the Gas from you car' 🤣 I am Cryin...Man just cut your losses honey!

Make sure the WiFi pword changed, take all the food out the fridge..... huuuuuuuunny this the shyt i done did ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽👌🏽

August should of just named this song "Vindictive" 😂

This song need a music video it would be hilarious 😂😂😂

Bruhhhh, August does not mind getting petty. Well, at least he tells you in advance. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😆

We need a female version remix , Jheno solo or summer walker or Tink or Inylnah or Meg

Maya Angelou once said, "When a person tells you who they are, believe them." He's a Virgo & has given advanced notice about what we're capable of! 😂😂😂😂😂

lol us virgos petty soon as we break up with somebody fr😂

Yeah [Verse 1] If we broke up I know what I would do (What?) Call and take the cable out my name (That's right) Make sure that the WiFi password changed (That, too) Nothing is beneath me, I'm just sayin' (I'm sayin') I'd take the batteries out the remote (Ha) And everything I bought would have to go (Gotta go) I'd even take the food out the fridge (That's right) And I'd take all the knives off the stove [Pre-Chorus] I'll be damned if the next nigga get to lay up in my shit Kissin' on my chick All in the bed, fuckin' in my fit Seein' those outfits that I bought you You got me fucked up If you say you fuck us and you fuck him Girl, how you gon' fuck him? I'm high and I'm trippin' Forgot I was just what iffin', hypothetical inquisition I forgot that we're both in good place, just want you to know my position Girl, I hope it never happens, it's kinda hard to imagine How it would completely different between you and me. Chorus] If we broke up (Broke up, broke up) And we decide to throw it all away (All away) Oh, baby, if we broke up (Broke up, broke up) Hard for me to find the words to say if we, if we Girl, if we, girl, if we, girl, if we broke up Girl, if we, girl, if we, girl, if we broke up If we broke up (Broke up, broke up) I know I would feel some type of way if we broke up [Verse 2] I'd hide the charger to your phone Siphon all the gas out of your car, oh Throw away the backs to all your earrings Report your social media for fun (Ooh) Send a dozen roses to your best friend (Hey, best friend) Ask who is it every time you call (Who is this?) Plug up all the toilets in your bathrooms (Bathrooms) Cut the straps to all your favorite bras [Pre-Chorus] I'll be damned if the next nigga get to lay up in my shit Kissin' on my chick (My chick) All in the bed (Bed), fuckin' in my fit (Fuckin' in my fit) Seein' those outfits (Yeah), that I bought you You got me fucked up If you say you fuck us and you fuck him (Fuck him) Girl, how you gon' fuck him? (How you gon' fuck him?) I'm high and I'm trippin' (Yeah) Forgot I was just what iffin' (Yeah), hypothetical inquisition (Yeah) I forgot that we both in good place (Oh, yeah), just want you to know my position (Yeah) Girl, I hope it never happens (Oh, yeah), it's kinda hard to imagine How it would be completely different between you and me

August did his thing on this...my favorite line "Hey Best friend"😄 he showing how petty he would be.😘 I'm here for it

Whew😭 the vibe of this song..late night drive 🥵

Hide my charger, cypher gas out my car, AND hide the backs to my earrings??? Sir, we gone have to fight 😂😂😂

"Report your social media for fraud" lmao damn he petty afffff

When he said, "Hey Best Friend!" LOL 🤣 I would feel some kind of way about that, August! 📸

Wait a minute august yu takin everything just take me as well😭😭😭

Now this is my type of petty!! August just created a break up anthem!!

Cut bra straps Take the gas Take the food Holla at her friend Take earrings Clogged toilets Take the clothes he bought Hide phone batteries Report social media Take batteries out remote THIS SONG IS A WHOLE MOOD 😂😂 THANX AUGUST you made my day 🔥🔥🔥❤💯

I can’t 😂😂😂😂 he is not playing and honey I’m here for it ❤️🥰

Currently sitting in my living room with a drink in my hand and enjoying this track .

I suspect Jada will need to find some more “healing” after hearing this 🤣🤣🤣

Yes us ♍️ Virgo are petty. Virgo when we love we put our all into it. We give our all in a relationship. We are kind, patient, quiet, stubborn and when the time is right we show our affection. When you mess over us we could very petty. I agree with you August. I have done some of the things he talked about. There is no way I will let someone else enjoy what I bought you. From one Virgo to other Virgo much love.

If We Broke Up Is so Underrated, I Guess The People Never Thought A Man Would Never Admit To Being Petty And Proud Of It❤💁🏽‍♂️💔🔥🔥🔥🔥🙇🏽‍♂️

August being petty throw away the back to your earrings and clog up your toilet seats lol

And this is why we're never breaking up 😂🥰

Damn August nothing is definitely not beneath you, cut my bra straps? 😢😢 you're just trifling lol

Jada girl, this is a warning ⚠️ ...my bad, Aug done dropped Entanglements, add that to "team aug so petty"

This is so beautiful and funny at the same time😂❤💛💙🇿🇦

You are not playing any games on this one🤣🤣. Petty level = Savage 🔥🔥

I missed hearing your voice

August go in ham!

GANG IN HERE!

finess in here!

"I'd be damn if the next nigga get to lay up in my shit"🔥💯🧐 that's real talk august

Who is hier after the Jada and Will scandal?🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

Not my good bra and my backs to the earrings😂😂

this go in soo hard!

august if we broke up idk what i’d do either 🌚

😂😂😂 love the honesty

Inayah would tear this to pieces!!! Get her on this track ASAP!

This song is hilarious ...he would be mad at me because I would be laughing my ass off at all his shenanigans 😂😂😂

Love your creativity. Current R&B lacks depth in topics like the ones on this album. I love that you make music that normal people can relate too. Oh and that “fraud” run in the second verse was nastyyyy!

That’s y when u ready to move on just be honest with the other person. Don’t be sneaky. 😐💁🏽‍♀️

he wilding he said take the food out the fridge

Summer walker would feature so perfect in this song😭💯❤

🤣🤣😂😂😂 if FACTSSS was a Song!! 🙌🏽👏🏽

Jada was too old for him. He is heartbroken.

August do you know how much a Plumber cost now a days! Leave my toilets out of this break up boo!!!!!!

That Ask who it is everytime you call. "Who is this?" Will get you fucked up! Lmaooooo 😂 😂 😂

He will feel some type away take back of ear ring damn August😷

But who tf would break up with August Alsina?

I WANT A OFFICIAL VIDEO JUST FOR FUN 🤧🤧🖤🖤. THIS SONG IS SO FUNNY AND HEARTFELT AT THE SAME TIME 😭😭🖤

August won the petty award

Cut all the straps on yo favorite bras..bruh 😭

Man damn, now you doing too much August 😂 but what's cracking me up is when he say "Oh I forgot I was just what ifing."😭

Currently hit the replay button twice already.

The realest since Pac. Good to have you back Aug

Guess we know who he’s talking about now

Aug ia taking it ALL! 😂 Guess we all leaving with him too lol

Oh this the song rightchea! Not take the backs to her earrings lmfaoooooo PETTY

You are bless to be able to sing like this stay strong God bless you,,,😷💟

Daym Jada got him maaaaaad af lol

This man said he would take the gas out the car,

I took hella notes from this 🥴✍️

He shoulda called this song Pettyyy😂😫

Petty Alsina 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man I did some of that shit to an ex or two. This song is funny cause alot of people been there and done that

😔😔jada broke his heart frfr!!

We need a video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #augustalsina

The level of petty this song is speaks to my soul🙃💙. I love me some August 😫❤️

what do you mean it would be hard to imagine but in the whole song you’re saying what you’d do if it happened 🥲😭

him back we missed you ❤

Is this song for Jada 😗 I know that man was *IN LOVEEEE* 😭😭😭 Damn August, that’s tufffff😂

And that’s how is virgos be petty af 😂

Dame August holding on to something huh he not leaving nothin lol

This is tooooo cute... I sense a touch of pettiness and jealousy.... awwwwwwww 🥰Lolololol

Damnnnn don’t wanna make him mad daddy tripping lol 😂

🎶if we broke up🎶 Omgoodness if this doesn't remind me of my ex finance's relationship. We "Virgos" can be very petty 😂 Don't cross or hurt a Virgo. If you treat us right, we'll change ya life for the better😉

So this is what PETTY sound like. Jada: *hindsight*

but why this my momma shit too tho LOL

He's a petty ass guy🤣, but am living for his music🔥

One male anthem to every female song towards us lol thank you August 😂😂😂

August Might Be A Virgo But Damn It I’m Gemini And I’ve Been So Petty In Past Relationship To The Point I’ve Set Cars On Fire Cut Furniture /Clothes Up Hit Him With My Car !!!! We Both Went To Jail For Kicking Each Other Ass Ugh..... Them Toxic Relationship Are Dangerous But I Think I Can Take August Type Tho Lol 😂 The Stealing Of The Earring Backs I’m Weak Hey Best Freind 😂😂😂💕

Lmao this that Virgo shit 😂 pettiness is something no other sign can outdo us in.

That fraud note was like that👌