@@Sifeus Sorry dad, things have been extremely rough lately. I haven't been able to pay the rent since February or even pay for my data, that's why I haven't received your calls. My girlfriend and I are living off ramen and Catan every night. I just can't get a raise to save my life. Maya also refuses to get a job and when I tell her to, she threatens our relationship. I don't really care now because I think shes been cheating on me with Craig. You remember him right? My childhood buddy that you always hated because he smoked grandmas' favorite roses in our garage. And he kept me over at his house for Halo all night once, which made you very upset. That's besides the point though. I'm gonna break up with Maya after work and I would like to move back in with you if that's okay. I know I ran out on you when mom died and nothing I do will ever make up for that. But I need your pity more than ever. Call me dad, love you.
Holy cow James' version of Avatar's ending almost made me blow milk out of my nose Bruce being angry in traffic later did as well Damn this was a good episode XD
I would hate to be the employee at the Glue Factory who's job is to manage all of the horse bodies left on their doorstep. Its like the worst stork ever.
1:00 ACTUALLY, when I worked as a mover for an independent moving company, we took a trip to the dump to throw out a bunch of clutter that a client had us remove, and in that dump, I saw it, the most beautiful sight you could see. A big ass bull dozer pushing a couple dead horses around the dump like dust into a dust pan. Glue Factory=Dump
Props to Lawrence for knowing wtf Jams was even talking about because I sure as hell didn't connect "dressij" and "dressage" and I used to fucking do it.
James: "walk up to any young person- anyone under the age of 29" Me: just turned 29 two days ago "but, but I'm still young too..." smears lipstick all over and tries not to cry
@@G-Mastah-Fash just because my knees sound like snapping dry spaghetti when I climb stairs doesn't mean I'm no longer supple and spry and other young people adjectives :'(
Laurence: What's the opposite of blue on the color wheel? Everyone including Laurence: Can't remember the color plastered all around them. Laurence: Red.
lost my mind that they all were like "really? wow...." in amazement when nothing lawrence said was accurate beginning with red being the inverse of blue
@@lulubugs2752 Blue, Red and Yellow are the 3 primary colors. There can't be 2 opposites (aka complimentary) that are both primary colors. Yellow's complimentary color is purple (blue and red). Therefore blue's complimentary color is orange (yellow and red).
See how good the GTA videos come out, when it's this cast of people doing the jokes!!! It's been so long since i could bare to watch on through till the end, it makes me emotional!
Lmao can someone make a compilation of all the times the guys yell at the rest of the HAUS crew on GTA please? It’s honestly one of my favorite things ever
I love the editing in all these videos. Little things here and there that you might normally ignore like the Lawrence "what what what what. what. what what what what what" turned into a Soundcloud mix... never change the editors. Ever.
The Ted Talk screenshot used in the video is actually hilarious - it's a dude making fun of poorly designed flags and then explaining what good design is
I was sad to Google "Person leaves dead horse at glue factory" and saw no storys about a person actually doing it. For shame Florida, I expected better of you
We're too busy giving horses meth or trying to have sex with them, probably. Also our glue factories were shut down because people were leaving meth there or trying to have sex with the glue
Used to be a HUGE fan of 30 Seconds To Mars and their name is based off a thesis paper stating our technology is developing so rapidly humanity is figuratively “30 Seconds To (Reaching) Mars”. Loved the video!!
I would like to thank Elise's surprise cameo for allowing me to experience my first real spit take. I will never forget the burn of water shooting out of my nose.
As a guy who use to drop his dead horse off at the glue factories, I'm frankly appalled that they've started using chemicals. I'm glad Funhaus is finally addressing this issue.
