Awful Instagram "Facts" (ft. Danny Gonzalez) 

I wonder how Laura felt when she was just minding her own business and then hears Danny yell “INCREDILE INDIA!!!!”

This must be how a language teacher feels whenever a student uses google translate

The 3 types of comments on this video are: -"So glad Drew Gooden and Rick Astley finally collabed!" -"Why is Ryan so flattered by everything Danny says or does?" -"The fact that Danny actually looks older than someone is absolutely fucking mortifying."

Ryan was so happy to be near Danny (and rightfully so) And now Ryan was literally at the centre of RU-vid during his penny series and is at 10 mil While Danny is just chilling and still being comedy gold

Danny: hi- Ryan: *WHEEZE*

Danny: breathes Ryan: *WHEEZE*

Ryan is like me whenever I hang out with my cooler funnier friends

7:07 for anyone still watching this video, they actually did mess up here. It was supposed to say “Mexico CITY is shrinking” not the entire country. For anyone wondering why, it’s because Mexico City was I belive built on a lake and it’s slowly sinking as it gets heavier

Danny: breaths Ryan: *bursts out laughing

The first time Danny looks older than someone

5:35 As an Indian, this instagram page is absolutely batshit crazy but i do want to inform you about the Indian numeral system for using commas or separators in numbers and those are indeed not decimals Starting from the right, the commas appear after 3 numbers at first, and then after 2 numbers consequently It goes like units, tens, hundreds, thousands, lakhs, ten lakhs, crores, ten crores, and so on So 4,00,000 is actually four lakhs and it can be converted to the international system as 400 thousand Edit: i just realised that they wrote 4,00,00 which is as wrong as everything else they typed out 😭✋

You can see Ryan being sooo happy to be around Danny lol, its cute

this looks like danny is babysitting his little nephew

“Ur telling me this indian man is from india... i don’t buy it”😂😂😂😂

Danny's impression of a crocodile just brightened my day

Fun fact: the sulfenic acid in onions is attracted to nearest water sources(in this case our eyes) where the acid reacts with water to form a dilute solution of sulphuric acid, so to avoid your eyes from tearing up, try keeping a damp towel near you while cutting onions, this will provide a much closer water source than your eyes for the sulfenic acid. The more you know :)

Danny: Talks about whatever Ryan: Casually coughs up a lung

Danny: does anything Ryan: *COUGH- LAUGHS*

I decided to timestamp every time Ryan laughs even though it’s been 3 years since this video came out 0:26 0:41 0:49 0:54 1:05 (just a little chuckle) 1:14 1:18 1:21 1:34 1:43 1:51 1:55 2:23 2:35 2:45 2:51 2:58 3:01 3:04 3:08 3:11 3:21 3:25 3:29 3:32 3:39 3:44 4:09 5:50 5:55 6:05 6:13 6:17 6:24 6:42 (another small chuckle) 7:10 7:16 7:33 7:40 7:54 8:13 8:23 8:31 8:55 8:58 9:11 9:28 9:45 9:50 (can’t blame him, I found this very funny) 10:10 10:17 10:31 10:36 10:50 11:20 11:32 11:56 12:19 12:30 12:45 13:00 13:23 13:52 14:26 14:35 15:06 15:10 15:28 15:55 16:56 17:32 17:49 18:03 18:16 18:24 18:36 18:38 (that was fast) 19:21 19:38

What’s crazy is Ryan was like fan boying but now he has TWICE as many subscribers

You look uncomfortably flattered to be within a mile radius of Danny gonzales

alternative video title: Ryan laughs at Danny’s jokes for 19 minutes straight

Fact: Did you know you can stick a spoon on a wall with tape, but you can't without tape

3:21 HE DID NOT SAY INDIAN💀

Ah yes, Drew Gooden and Rick Astley, my favourite celebrities

I’m so happy that Drew Gooden and Rick Astley finally collabed

The ultimate crossover that apparently happened 5 years ago??

I was having really bad anxiety the night I watched it, but half way through I was cracking up, so thank you. You guys are amazing, we need more of this.

as an Australian i can confirm we are in the kangaroo whilst they jump only.

This May does be the best collab of the year

The lack of indian people commenting " i counted you say india🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 1000 times.... Proud to be indian🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 much love from INDIA💗🇮🇳💗🇮🇳💗..." is appaling.

As an asthmatic, every time Ryan laughs I wince in sympathy (while laughing, of course)

"Where bathrooms are studios" this account predicted Tiktok

It’s a year later... I am the only Mexican survivor...

this combination we've been waiting for, Ryan and Drew!!!

I remember when Ryan was the small youtuber doing a collab with Danny but now my man has 11 million subscribers.

I'm so happy this collab happened

A famous tik toker and a famous viner collab

16:55 My name is Azriel, but literally everyone calls me Az. This part tripped me the actual hell up, as I'm stressed and slightly zoning out at the moment Sighhh I really thought I got shouted out..

I watched a documentary about this Indian guy who may claim not food have ever 70 times in a year. He was so stressed that I feel calm for messing up sentences on purpose and no fear for mistakes. Ever. Actually I wanted to say that he probably couldn't get why he was surrounded by people recording him while he is staying in his room and everyone was so exited. That should be confusing. And imagine also how old he is, so it makes it even more scarier for him. He was trying to meditate at moments probably to free himself from all this stress but all the journalists were thinking how special he is and definitely this is one of the things helped him stay hydrated 70 years without water.

Danny: does nothing Ryan: laughs hysterically

For some reason I can't imagine Ryan actually walking through Danny's house to get to his office, like I can only see him teleporting into the room.

the fact that ryans at 7.7m now and danny's at 5 somefthing m- love the growthh

crazy to think ryan used to bea commentary youtuber

As a Mexican, I can confirm I live underwater now

Ryan: Says anything, Makes a joke Looks to Danny for approval

As an indian, I can confirm most indian Instagram Accounts are like this. Edit: Also, can confirm, The cat pee DOES glow.

ah yes my favorite language, indian. danny you meant hindi..

I want my future boyfriend to look at me like Ryan looks at Danny

THIS WHOLE VIDEO: *ryan trahan fangirling over danny for **19:58** minutes straight*

10:16 i love how they’re looking it up in the scrabble dictionary

Oh I get it! Because bees carry pollen on their “knees” so it would have a smell due to the pollen

Danny speaking: 😌 Ryan when Danny speaks:😍☺️😂

wow this danny guy is pretty funny. he should start a youtube channel

Yes I’m aware I’m incredibly late. But this is the collab I’ve been needing in my life.

I love both these RU-vidrs best collaboration ever

ryan’s laugh is so cute it sounds like he’s coughing

Danny: exhales oxygen out of mouth or nose Ryan: HAHAHAHAHA

I was waiting for this collab

Never in my life I thought this crossover would happend but it happened and I love it

My friend: wow you’re just the bees knees Me: are you saying I smell

A lot of this has strong "does Bruno Mars is gay" energy.

Ryan and Danny are just plain out awesome

I never knew I needed this

“i gotta TIGHT virginity” -Danny Gonzalez 2018

Danny and Ryan look like two different artstyles.

these are my 2 favorite youtubers at the moment and i just found this video AHHHHHHHHH

The collab we all needed

Danny: *says anything* Ryan’s thoughts: *perfection, beauty, funniest person on earth, hot, my idol, handsome.*

I’m from Mexico and I am sending this from my submarine

10:16 bro really looked it up in the SCRABBLE dictionary

“INCREDIBLE INDIA!!!” - me after watching a particularly good Bollywood film

I swear Ryan has the biggest man crush on Danny. And I find that adorable.

The ultimate collab would be Danny Gonzalez, drew gooden, and Cody co making a video while Ryan Trahan is in the corner fangirling

OMG THE COLAB I NEEDED

This is the colab I’ve always needed

Doctor: Sir, you may does have a swollen thooth. But do not worry, the cat pee does glow under blacklight.

I need people with their humour in my life

I’m so glad two of my favorite RU-vidrs collabed.

“Is he really one of-“ “Gillette Labs with exfoliating stroke.” Sometimes I’m glad I don’t have Adblock.

i just lost 1,00,13 brain cells trying to read those

The cat pee does glow *And that’s how glow sticks are made*

It’s funny that the “fact” account, straight up lied, on multiple posts.

Thoothpaste was foreshadowing to Danny's ai drawing of thooth

Never thought that Drew Gooden would be collabing with Ryan Trahan!

97%: DANNY: *DOES ANYTHING* RYAN: *LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY* 3%: normal comments

the collab for the AGES

I love you and danny your the best youtubers i have ever watched

why does ryan sound like he's destroying his lungs every time he laughs

no one: Absolutely nobody at all: Danny: I sPrAiNeD mY tHoOtH Ryan: W H E E Z E

As someone who watches Ryan and Danny now this just seems so unreal

4:20 5 years later, can confirm this is true

‘They lure you in with the promise of knowledge and just leave you feeling stupid and confused’ basically the school system

Why Ryan is good Video 1. He does may be funny 2. As he counts caligrams 3. He does Hot be nice 4. INDIA!!!

Probably the best collab in RU-vid

We needed this

True fact: If you stacked every human on top of each other straight up, They’d fall down

bro i litterly had to pause the video cuz i was bout to have a stomache ache after laughing so hard😭😭

Two of my favourite youtubers collabs lets goo