Axis United Front - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell 

Longest video yet. Hope you guys enjoy! Also can’t believe genkar stayed on Finland even though he was capped in 42. Also don't get used to long videos. This one is close to 22 minutes because of the content in that specific game. Edit: For those shitting on Thomas here’s some explanation. Thomas promised not to micro the eastern front because it was new USSR players. Thomas’s coop wasn’t up for the task alone(which also wasn’t fair and that’s on me) so after a year or two of him getting shit on, Thomas stepped in and helped.

Germany carried so hard smh. Can’t believe how little the other Axis members did. As if they just took a nap and stopped playing.

Japan and Italy's drug fuelled rants, all the minors being total doomers on the Eastern Front and Germany unplugging his keyboard is certainly an axis coalition huh

I'm surprised Golden didn't keel over from an aneurism halfway through the war. Dudes blood pressure was in quadruple digits.

Thomas is the real mvp here he united the entire axis while barely having to play the game.

I love when bo is playing in the axis, because is like cartoon villains trying to conquer the world.

It's insane that swimmy had no part to play this episode. His aura is so strong that it infected everyone anyways.

It's like a wacky reverse-universe where the entire German general staff collapsed into a coma for 4 years while every other member of the axis chadded up and formed the A-Team, then immediately spend the next 10 minutes screaming at each other.

Goldens POV of this when Bo was telling him to Micro his navy was so funny, I wish Bo had used it, he's literally using the theatres to quickly flip between attacking Leningrad, then flipping to Dday then flipping to India to also attack the Soviets and he had to keep up such a fast rate

POV: You are the Japanese navy panicking in the Mediterranean while being chased by the entire British fleet, while German CAS is having a siesta in Spain

“We’re being trolled right now” Italian General Badoglio on trying to break out German Army Group North

Imagine the ww2 documentaries in this world talking about how the allied invasion of Italy occured when Mussolini jokingly threatened to blow up the suez canal and the Japanese took him seriously, causing them to call off all naval operations in the Mediterranean, giving the allies the window of opportunity

This was a great, cursed game. When Golden's hands disappeared and didn't put the navy on strike force he was microing Europe and India at the same time. Braun had to hold the Eastern Front for a year as Romania, and Bo kept repelling the D-Days. Golden and Bo screaming for air support is what the whole last hour of the game was like on stream. This was the Axis team's finest hour.

I'm imagining the scene from the 3rd lotr, but instead it's mussolini as Gandalf seeing the Japanese, Chinese and siamese showing up as Rohan. Meanwhile Germany is the steward who just dies

Somewhere in Normandy during WW2… Allied Soldier: Sir, are you sure this is the right beach? Allied General: Of course, why not? Soldier: Cause those are Japanese guys shooting at us

So in short: Braun got told to save the Eastern Front, and he actually did. (So did everyone else, except Germany.) Golden saved the Axis. A co-op Germany did less than Genkars as Finland even though he capped in 42. Bo formed the Italian Ghost Division. And the rest of the Axis managed to hold Africa and the Eastern Front and multiple D-Days without German support. What the actual fck.

Imagine a room where you have Hirohito loosing his mind and screaming for help, while Missolinni is begging on his knees for Hitler (who's sitting at the corner of the room facing the wall doing nothing) to put up his Luftwaffe in the Med. In the mean time, you have Franco, Boris and Miklos laughing at the situation. While the whole ship where they're having the meeting, is sinking.

The Allied Army: We weren’t expecting special forces. The Japanese Army vibing in Europe: That’s the point, sir.

You know things are gonna be cursed when Bo is asking Braun to be the Fireman

Golden couldn't have screamed for help any louder or harder if he was actually being eaten alive. I couldn't stop laughing.

Golden 100% saved the day multiple times. If he hadn't brought his entire army to Europe, the Axis would have collapsed. If he hadn't helped to invade Russia, the Axis would have collapsed. If he hadn't moved his fleet into the Mediterranean, the Axis would have collapsed. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Golden deserves more positive credit for his role this game.

Braun needs a medal for holding the southern front while German tanks were just chilling behind the lines.

If the Axis won this, I'm genuinely scared to see what was going on from the Allied POV

This has to be your best video yet. I had to stop it multiple times due to laughing so much it hurt. Amazing stuff 👏

Golden screaming " I WILL STAB EVERY ALLIED SOLDIER WITH MY SWORD IF I HAVE TO" is just too hilarious yet entirely predictable.

Wow. Golden's emotions during this game mirrors the average league of legends player

The Hungarians fought tooth and nail, defending Romania, killing DDay, glad I could carry so hard!

I don't know what's worse, the fact that from the start of Barbarossa Thomas did practically nothing the rest of the game causing the ensuing chaos or the fact that the Allies tried like 4 D-Days and lost every single one of them despite making enormous gains each time, all the while the Axis was in total chaos

Germany: *Makes a promise to not micro during Barbarossa.* The rest of the Axis: "You are a sad, strange little man. And you have our pity".

Bo: “I’m going to blow up the Suez” ‘Golden didn’t like that.’

Imagine you’re an Allied soldier charging Normandy just to hear “BANZAI!” as thousands of Japanese charge back at you.

Despite all the arguing. This axis coalition is still more functional and cohesive than the IRL one. I’d say this was a hard fought, if cursed, axis victory.

Ah yes, my favourite Avengers that came together as a team to take down the Allies. The Axis Avengers

I never thought I would live to see a day when Germany played by dressl isn’t the worse Germany

I just imagine the Japanese, Siamese, Manchuko, Italian, and Spanish armies collectively screaming non-stop as they climb on trains hauling ass between Western and Eastern Europe snuffing out Allied counter attacks only to repeat the process a couple weeks later when Germany collapses yet again on the opposite front.

Japan: *defeats Chinese United Front* Also Japan: *joins Axis United Front* "Maybe I am a United Front member"

Holy shit, I loved the storytelling of this episodes, I keep coughing with laughter. Braun and Golden become the saviors and competent men of Europe. Golden even takes Paris. Then he pisses it away by letting Italy get invaded. Really kept getting me guessing on who was going to win that.

If college can't micro the side of a barn, Thomas can't micro the CN tower

Whenever Golden starts talking about “Critical Thinking” you know shit has gone sideways

Meanwhile Braun is doomguy on the Eastern Front holding off the endless hordes.

"Sometimes you need to show the bulge" - Bo 1940, referring to the Atlantic Wall defences

I love how to achieve this victory every axis member melts their brain of cells just to win a Hoi game

There were ups and downs in the story. Relationships were made and relationships were destroyed, there were Villains and there were Heroes. However, in the end one thing we can all agree on is where the fuck was Germany this game?

Thomas really be goin "ima head out" mid game and the axis somehow still pull off a victory

I Appreciate the work to put this longer video together, loved it. Was having a bit of a rough day but 20+ minute Hoi video makes it better : )

-The entire Axis trying to get Germany to micro Germany: There is no war in Ba Sing Se

Golden sounded like he was getting murdered irl when he was screaming like a madman for help in that naval battle.

The ultimate clown car ride. "We really pulled together at the end guys" "Your braincell is fucking melting."

I really want to know, how does one truly fail to micro to such a degree that was seen in this game? Were the Germany players tired, incompetent, lazy or genuinely trolling?

Hoi4 MP is the best series on RU-vid history

Goldens micro in the game was the most insane I’ve seen in any hoi4 game. He was flickering between France and Iran microing both fronts at once it was crazy

Germany after being carried by the entire rest of the axis: Alright guys, great team effort man we really pushed through it!!!

I’ll be honest this game has the emotions of a rollercoaster. I loved just watching every asset of the axis army being taken away. Like watching the Italian manpower just drain and the Japanese-Italian fleet be decimated.

THIS IS BY FAR MY FAVORITE HOI4 VID BO! I'm literally crying from laughing and smiling in the entire episode. Golden doing everything to save the european theatre and throwing because you 'accidentally' planned to blow the suez is the funniest shit I've seen in years. Thank you for making my day!

Golden: “I’m the worst hoi4 player!” Swimmy: “no, I’m the worst hoi4 player!” Thomas: *hold my beer*

Best episode ever. Vik did a great job on the script and honestly 10/10 on IMBD. Phenomenal story telling kept you glued to the edge of your seat. Battle of the Bastards wish it was this good.

Wtf was up with Germany in this game? People were malding at them and germany literally says nothing. It's like they were deadass afk as Germany

There's just something about the "conversations" that Bo and Golden get into that just make me smile. Good effort guys. You earned that win.

Golden Japan games are really something special. I legitimately think that he would solo sealion as Japan if you ask him. Edit: Seeing the bit with the navy. I retract the second half of the above comment, but I'm keeping the first half. Seeing Golden as Japan outperform Golden as Germany in Europe despite all his stuff being on the wrong side of the planet will never not be great. Edit 2: 8:22 Unknown: “Golden?” Golden: “What?” Unknown: “Why are you just [unintelligible]?” Golden: “I’m going to fucking FRANCE” Unknown: “You have to keep something [unintelligible]” Golden: “NO i canNOT”

I can't believe that Golden finally took Paris. I'm so proud of him and how far he's come.

This might be the most chaotic axis game ever

Goldens complete explosion and “fine, I’ll do it myself” attitude made this one of the best episodes in recent months

This is probably the best bokoen video to date. Between Thomas completely throwing the game and Italy and Japan carrying Europe on their backs with blood, sweat and absolute sheer adrenaline while Spain held Africa and helped in D day, Hungary helped D day and the eastern front and Romania basically solo held the eastern front. FOR OVER A YEAR. The entire axis squad chadded up so god damn hard and if germany was at least doing anything other than sit still they would've dominated that game

Yeah, this is probably Bo's best Hoi4MP in a nutshell ever. The arguing, the throwing, the back and forth invasions and the seemingly impossible victory this CLUSTERFUCK OF AN AXIS got. It's just unbelievably good

12:46: Golden finally got paris

Bo: "Someone has to micro SOMETHING" Morgan Freeman: "In actuality, they did not micro anything." Also, Goldens epic rant at the 7min mark almost felt like I was listening to a WWE promo.

The fact that Braun is the voice of reason is amazing, he did his job well while listening to that chaos

This is literally every axis member merging their single braincells into one collective consciousness, only to have it tear itself apart as they collectively lose their shit, only to reunite and pull off the final victory!

10:50 funniest shit I've heard in awhile this needs to become a meme

3:58 Bo be like: "get off the copium and snap back to reality!"

You know with the exception of Germany this was the most competent axis ever. If there was ever a way to fight a coalition war it was this. Japan uses Manchukuo to unite China and help Siam take India to Iran, takes Australia, and then gets shipped off to Europe to help repel a D-Day invasion in the West as well as fight in the East. Oh and of course guard Italy in the Mediterranean. And of course Siam and China are helping in the East as well. And in Europe you have Spain helping out in the East as well, Italy guarding the Atlantic and fighting off D-Day invasions, and Romania basically holding that Eastern front mostly by itself until reinforcements arrived from East Asia. I don't know how else you genuinely try to team up to take on the world because this is how you do it.

This is the best episode I've seen during my YEARS of watching this series every day a new one comes out. An absolute rollercoaster of emotions with a constant uncertainty of which driving force would prevail, the german incompetence or the combined axis resolve even with all the drama. 10/10

Germany: fails to hold Europe Japan: FINE!! I'll do it myself!

Thought this was a full episode from 2018. We've been blessed.

The entire Axis pitching together and giving their all despite Germany throwing the game is just so wholesome. Wholesome yelling.

Fantastic longer vid, love it. Thanks for the hard work Bo, it was amazing !

This was a fucking treat. The Golden and Bo rants really remind me of the older videos in the series, back when everybody was screaming at each other. Good stuff.

You know it’s must’ve been rough because the Germany country balls appeared a max of 10 times in a 20 minute episode

The Endgame reference where Japan comes to help the Axis in the final battle was a nice addition to the script. Bravo Bo!

So for real, what the hell WAS Thomas doing the entire game. Why the hell did he just unplug his keyboard. He didn’t even look like he was trying to play the game at all.

Watching Goldens stream on this was insane, he kept pulling shit from his ass and it was working everytime

20 minute episode? Now this puts a smile on my face

Honestly props to all the non-Germany Axis players(even Finland cause it wasn't really their fault they collapsed). They're the most competent I've ever seen them

Dankus saying BoBiden during the Belgium push had me in stitches 🤣

I consider this video a direct sequel to "They can't D-Day" due to both their long lengths, improbable axis victories, and starring Golden as the main character.

What the fuck, 22 minutes? I haven't seen a video this long since Palden Norbu won singlehandedly for the Axis as Panama.

another amazing video from Bo😂 Side-note: did anyone else find it super eerie that Germany was almost completely radio silent? You'd expect there to be trolling, malding, and banter from them, but no, there was nothing.

This is still a higher level of coordination and teamwork than the Axis had in real life.

WOW! Glad my Soviet game brought this beast of a video.

In the alt history where the Italian general staff was more competent than Germany, they win!

Japan really screamed with the force of a Banzai chrarge every couple of minutes. True RP.

i was expecting a coupe from all the minours too take germanys stuff but this ended better then expected. Hands down the MVP Award goes to Golden for saving you guys. Keep uo the work lads your vid are always the funniest when it comes to you guys' banter.

I have never truely felt what it as to lose a shred of your sanity until this game

The axis got Dankus, Bo, and Golden - I dont know why this shit is so stressful and the worst thing is, Golden is the one carrying this game lmao

This reminds me of the time Hitler was out cold after taking some hard drugs while the Allies were landing in Normandy. And he had previously ordered all matters concerning the Atlantic wall would have to go through him first. So everyone was panicking on trying to decide whether to wake him up or not while the troops at the beaches were panicking with no direction for a bit.

I swear, golden is always casting the pokemon move bide. He does nothing much for 2-3 games, and then out of nowhere he slaps people one after another.

I think somebody unplugged Germany's controls, and they were microing their asses off not realizing not a single input registered

Just imagining Japan, Italy, and Spain screaming at each other while Germany is taking a nap in the Fuhrerbunker

Bo: "Braun I need you to be the fireman" Braun: "No no no wait wait wait"

That "Reeeeee" and Japan utterly losing their shit is certainly a mood.