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Back Of Library Smells Like Weed 

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@r1impulse564
@r1impulse564 3 года назад
“i don’t smell anything, i really love the library.” makes sense
@bervman
@bervman 3 года назад
Yb highh sl
@LeekoHavinn
@LeekoHavinn 3 года назад
young bull was the nigga smoking it I’m already knowinn 😭
@r1impulse564
@r1impulse564 3 года назад
@@LeekoHavinn on god he was, he don’t know where the hell he at
@QUIN4D
@QUIN4D 3 года назад
Mans is higher than a kite
@angelhuncho2370
@angelhuncho2370 3 года назад
He ain't even know what it smells like
@Thunderchicken69
@Thunderchicken69 3 года назад
This is literally what local news is like in small towns in the south.
@carlblaskovich2812
@carlblaskovich2812 3 года назад
I wish.
@paulyou4629
@paulyou4629 3 года назад
Its a blessing now
@higuys3783
@higuys3783 3 года назад
I can comfirm
@booskie4316
@booskie4316 3 года назад
I remember going to church and for YEARS people wouldn't shut up about some silverware robbery. That's when you know the town is DULL. Where I am now there's a nightly murder, and so I'm much happier.
@booskie4316
@booskie4316 3 года назад
@Brainszzz It's not boring.
@peytonbladeross8976
@peytonbladeross8976 6 лет назад
And Mr Thompson.... no need to elaborate
@PeeboTyson
@PeeboTyson 6 лет назад
It's definitely Mr Thompson. There's just something about him.
@ericverster4069
@ericverster4069 5 лет назад
lol that one went over my head for a second
@helpmereach1ksubswithnovid581
@helpmereach1ksubswithnovid581 5 лет назад
I loved the subtlety in that joke
@ballsdeep2520
@ballsdeep2520 5 лет назад
By far best joke in this
@conoiyer3651
@conoiyer3651 5 лет назад
Something about him seems black and untrustworthy
@GreatJinjonator
@GreatJinjonator 5 месяцев назад
Lmaooo at Mr Thompson being a suspect with ZERO evidence besides his picture
@CMECLAPN
@CMECLAPN 5 месяцев назад
Racial humor
@unicorescannacorner6999
@unicorescannacorner6999 5 месяцев назад
@@CMECLAPNwhat? No?! We would Never make the ONLY Black Person in a White Environment a Suspect because of his….. (gets a Note) Oh we do… Well: (runs away and lets the Letter fall)
@offlgalaxias
@offlgalaxias 3 месяца назад
aged well
@BlueHue64274
@BlueHue64274 2 месяца назад
fr
@spoopyidk
@spoopyidk Месяц назад
You’re a humorless weirdo. Learn to laugh, miserable leech.
@bradyl6227
@bradyl6227 4 года назад
I feel really stupid for not realizing this was fake until the possible suspects part
@smartstuf1026
@smartstuf1026 4 года назад
The only reason I believed it was true to the end was because I wished this was true. Not sure if this says anything about me.
@andymcvey6342
@andymcvey6342 4 года назад
Brady L ....PMSL 😆....your comment make me laugh hard ! .....can just imagine you getting to that part and the news reporter starting to talk about a male suspect that looks like a girl who hangs by the quarry ....then your brain finally clicks,🤣🤣
@kaneda7368
@kaneda7368 4 года назад
you smelled the onion but didn't bite it. Don't feel bad that it almost got you, feel good it didn't. Not everyone can say the same, unfortunately.
@joshuawalker6863
@joshuawalker6863 4 года назад
It took me until the giant underwear
@ashtonbailey5021
@ashtonbailey5021 4 года назад
I didn’t notice till watching it twice
@lilzip4625
@lilzip4625 3 года назад
This kid looks like he’d say “The back of the weed smells like library”
@benr.4238
@benr.4238 3 года назад
I hate it when that happens.
@gamingbro2900
@gamingbro2900 3 года назад
How was this kid not a suspect 🤔
@nazmierazali4101
@nazmierazali4101 3 года назад
Lol, that kid clearly high
@SCP-Dr_Bright
@SCP-Dr_Bright 3 года назад
"the weed of the library smells like back"
@heysaucemikehere1804
@heysaucemikehere1804 3 года назад
@@gamingbro2900 Because it’s from The Onion
@lucifermorningstar3709
@lucifermorningstar3709 4 года назад
“That boy lance who has girl hair” *alrighty then*
@tae-007
@tae-007 4 года назад
“i Am oFfended”
@nicoler7373
@nicoler7373 4 года назад
I AM LITERALLY WHEEZING ASRGDHKJNJK
@wetslippers63
@wetslippers63 4 года назад
Who hangs out down by the quarry
@astari_1014
@astari_1014 4 года назад
I feel attacked
@diemonds2839
@diemonds2839 4 года назад
we watched the video
@jaqueme6567
@jaqueme6567 4 года назад
Let’s be honest The librarians smoked that weed
@natashagodfrey7775
@natashagodfrey7775 4 года назад
Absolutely 🤣
@natashagodfrey7775
@natashagodfrey7775 4 года назад
The kid found their stash in a book behind the couch and now he reads every day. He loves that library 🤣
@shijocamp6180
@shijocamp6180 4 года назад
they sound like anxious birds talking to the ops
@sebastiandesumas632
@sebastiandesumas632 4 года назад
Facts
@Catceptionv2
@Catceptionv2 4 года назад
Lolol the way they’re all talking over each other 😭😂
@Marcus_Halberstram
@Marcus_Halberstram 10 лет назад
"Yep, that's weed." that's just the best performance ever
@donw2175
@donw2175 6 лет назад
It sounded like Dave Chapelle
@kieran7115
@kieran7115 3 года назад
I swear the onion is stealing all the good child actors.
@mystery5538
@mystery5538 3 года назад
nah he just really really loves the library
@TiMSKiii
@TiMSKiii 4 года назад
WHY THEY GONNA DO MR. THOMPSON LIKE THAT LMAOOOO
@AbsFabbs
@AbsFabbs 4 года назад
PapaTimmy right?!? No explanation or anything....
@lowdieee
@lowdieee 4 года назад
FABS it was a black joke
@ninjawhoya2073
@ninjawhoya2073 4 года назад
Statistics dont lie
@ultraallrogers2189
@ultraallrogers2189 4 года назад
Ninja Who ya tf
@AsianGlow
@AsianGlow 4 года назад
classic
@PERCANGLE412
@PERCANGLE412 3 года назад
They bring in the hippie art teacher and he’s just like “ohhhh yup that’s weed alright” gotta trust him he lived in seattle in the 70s 😂
@josephgomes4904
@josephgomes4904 3 года назад
it was the glory days back then, wasnt it?
@PERCANGLE412
@PERCANGLE412 3 года назад
@Logan Donnelly bro I thought the same shit. Even kinda sound like him
@corporateraider9766
@corporateraider9766 3 года назад
Anybody else thought this was pressed the same way the milkshake brings boys?
@halfling49
@halfling49 3 года назад
ceramics people are a chill and peaceful bunch
@ryanjung4416
@ryanjung4416 3 года назад
@@josephgomes4904 right now is the golden age for weed
@yemenoak
@yemenoak 4 года назад
God, I wish this was real.
@adambruins
@adambruins 4 года назад
Probably is
@snakeyman5560
@snakeyman5560 4 года назад
I hope not. I dont want the back of the library to smell like weed.
@jjbaker9102
@jjbaker9102 4 года назад
It is real
@witherfoot2634
@witherfoot2634 4 года назад
I'll make it happen as soon as i get back to school
@samuelthomas7248
@samuelthomas7248 4 года назад
Wait it isn't??
@boogermcfarland1776
@boogermcfarland1776 4 года назад
“That boy Lance who has girl hair” lmao😂
@brendan5260
@brendan5260 4 года назад
i would have wrote “that boy lance who looks like jesus and hangs out down by the quarry”
@axian8102
@axian8102 4 года назад
@@brendan5260 Actually the portrayal of Jesus that we most commonly see is a pagan god. He didn't have long hair or look like that at all, and there really wasn't any drawings of Him until they said that was what He looked like.
@mazzaconstruction9703
@mazzaconstruction9703 4 года назад
Yeah now a days they would have temper tantrum and sue probably
@SlothyFPS
@SlothyFPS 3 года назад
“I DONT SMELL ANYTHING” I love the library👀
@duck6659
@duck6659 3 года назад
So high xD
@taysaav4704
@taysaav4704 3 года назад
@@duck6659 what I was thinkin😂😂😂👀
@praneeth3985
@praneeth3985 3 года назад
hi taylor. love from india
@googleuser5375
@googleuser5375 3 года назад
Found our culprit
@suzaneoriordan4366
@suzaneoriordan4366 3 года назад
Wtf its taylor from apex shit
@kvngslaay8335
@kvngslaay8335 3 года назад
“ Yep that’s Weed “ *Pre Teen high asf giving interview* “I don’t smell anything”😭😂😂😂😂😭
@kamikaz4560
@kamikaz4560 3 года назад
That smile though
@InsideOfMyOwnMind
@InsideOfMyOwnMind 3 года назад
@@kamikaz4560 Priceless
@lilsnoozey5555
@lilsnoozey5555 3 года назад
Pp
@theleehasleeway
@theleehasleeway 3 года назад
"I really, really really love the library"
@JuanSoto-ws5ch
@JuanSoto-ws5ch 3 года назад
Jesus Christ loves you
@NotCthulhu
@NotCthulhu 9 лет назад
Call me paranoid, but there's something suspiciously dank about that paper boy.
@garrettclements3111
@garrettclements3111 9 лет назад
yeah he's totally like ugh I smell aaaaaanyyythiiiiing
@ThePureBloodedSaiyan
@ThePureBloodedSaiyan 7 лет назад
Not Cthulhu ayy 420 likes!
@Jagwar8
@Jagwar8 7 лет назад
420 likes no one else like it PLSSSS
@Mcspazz731
@Mcspazz731 7 лет назад
if only dislikes worked on here....
@trels203
@trels203 7 лет назад
EazyE187um edgy
@brianjohnson9
@brianjohnson9 3 года назад
“I don’t smell anything, I just really really love the library”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alexandrews6391
@alexandrews6391 3 года назад
That boy was twisted
@omaid05
@omaid05 3 года назад
😂 💀 he was high trying not to show it.
@fatmarioknightbutt3416
@fatmarioknightbutt3416 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣😭
@Yukanhayt-Mhenow
@Yukanhayt-Mhenow 3 года назад
The woman gave it to him and one of them took the bloomers off hoping to feed young boy some lunch and almost got busted and all this happened to cover it up! Hes getting the green and the pink!
@Jerry-iw2pv
@Jerry-iw2pv 3 года назад
This boy was on one lmaoooo
@0xEARTH
@0xEARTH 3 года назад
"eat shit Randall I'm in recovery" got me laughing more than it should've, but yknow, here we are
@winstonthespartan5593
@winstonthespartan5593 3 года назад
That caught me by surprise. 😂
@leahmay1506
@leahmay1506 3 года назад
Me too 😭😭😭😭
@jaycross7829
@jaycross7829 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wbrah5190
@wbrah5190 3 года назад
@@ssshade1721 no she didnt
@r1chergt737
@r1chergt737 3 года назад
@@ssshade1721 same goes for you dipshit
@conshiba1234
@conshiba1234 4 года назад
I think we can all rule Jared out. Right? He seems like a good kid and claimed he didn’t smell anything. Definitely wasn’t him.
@lowkeyjc2347
@lowkeyjc2347 4 года назад
Billy Killmeyer I saw him vent
@rambam69
@rambam69 4 года назад
And he says he loves the library, that good soul!
@mr.modder5709
@mr.modder5709 4 года назад
@@lowkeyjc2347 I saw him vent XD
@lesholcomb1844
@lesholcomb1844 4 года назад
@@lowkeyjc2347 That actually made me laugh, fuck you xD
@jmono670
@jmono670 4 года назад
Yeah! Because he loves the library 🤣
@emp9137
@emp9137 4 года назад
Paperboy- “I really, really, really uh like the uh library”
@Devlin000
@Devlin000 4 года назад
Great tv show
@lilkawerner7274
@lilkawerner7274 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@eastsideent.2342
@eastsideent.2342 4 года назад
I uh really really think that kid is the pothead.
@honkhale9413
@honkhale9413 4 года назад
It was me
@DanL21
@DanL21 3 года назад
"Eat shit Randall, I'm in recovery" Was not expecting that, RIP water I was sipping.
@MrYeet-ip4qj
@MrYeet-ip4qj 3 года назад
Hahaha peace and love💖💖💖♐
@joesutherland2017
@joesutherland2017 3 года назад
Got me too, but it was coffee lol.
@soleilaluna
@soleilaluna 3 года назад
Literally tho😂😂
@aboukane643
@aboukane643 3 года назад
Rip bozo
@michaelellis772
@michaelellis772 3 года назад
@@joesutherland2017 ouch
@eriktrevino5374
@eriktrevino5374 4 года назад
That kid looked like the “Ight imma fuh witcha” kid 😂
@ske7e
@ske7e 4 года назад
underatted comment
@thepersonwhofuckingasked3154
@thepersonwhofuckingasked3154 4 года назад
It really is
@prod-NC-17
@prod-NC-17 4 года назад
honestly why i clicked
@eriktrevino5374
@eriktrevino5374 4 года назад
Kinda thought this was a before and after vid 😂
@atelierbless
@atelierbless 4 года назад
Shit u right
@John-ol5xo
@John-ol5xo 4 года назад
“And Mr. Thompson” Blahahaha that part killed me.
@jamalsalads
@jamalsalads 4 года назад
No explanation just black
@ganggreen4612
@ganggreen4612 2 года назад
So fucked up 😂😂
@Savy0
@Savy0 9 лет назад
"yeah.. that's weed" funniest part
@user-ei5tn6qe8f
@user-ei5tn6qe8f 8 лет назад
+SAVAGESxUSExDOGS I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT
@Makito02
@Makito02 8 лет назад
I read this as he said it
@Zaytobyghostgod
@Zaytobyghostgod 7 лет назад
!!deadass
@kingjayapala
@kingjayapala 7 лет назад
I dunno, the "too bad it wasn't meth" part was pretty funny.
@dinoflame9696
@dinoflame9696 7 лет назад
Dutch Gibbs
@leite_c0m_toddy
@leite_c0m_toddy 3 месяца назад
I don't smell anything and i uhhh yeah i love the library
@GoldenHairErik
@GoldenHairErik 2 года назад
The subtle jab at racism when listing the three male suspects was brilliant.
@Numbabu
@Numbabu 2 года назад
Small town vibes. Same thing with “girl-hair” lol.
@jordansouthern9947
@jordansouthern9947 2 года назад
Explain how it was racist? I’m genuinely am curious lmao, I wanna get the joke😂
@dirtdiv3r
@dirtdiv3r 2 года назад
@@artimus4198 Come off your high horse, black ppl love weed, nothing racist about it. And the other two "suspects" were being stereotyped as well. Everybody's trying to be offended about something. Our society has become so far removed from the real definition of racism. Nobody's talking about the "meth" comment at the end towards the white woman. Either you don't actually give a shit about racial stereotypes or you got some fucked up double standards.
@suicidalsloth4753
@suicidalsloth4753 2 года назад
@@dirtdiv3r it’s a joke brah why you tryna over analyse 😭
@dirtdiv3r
@dirtdiv3r 2 года назад
@@suicidalsloth4753 original poster wasn't joking though... he only noticed the subtle jab at the black person but not the overt jab at the white woman. That's cause anti-white racism is so common and socially acceptable, people don't even notice when it happens
@taylormartinlucas
@taylormartinlucas Год назад
This is the type of skit that could be so prone to overacting but it's perfect. It's just enough satire and just enough reality hahah
@WrestleGermainia
@WrestleGermainia Год назад
The Onion perfected that like no other
@KingRaven-ub3hn
@KingRaven-ub3hn Год назад
He's high asfk😂😂😂😂😂
@asagillespie4588
@asagillespie4588 Год назад
That's the point of the skit
@WrestleGermainia
@WrestleGermainia Год назад
@@asagillespie4588 and it has been for many other sketch shows yet they fail miserably
@edwardbrook2029
@edwardbrook2029 Год назад
It was that Chooch and Chong!! 🤪🤣😎
@martymcyourflysdown6872
@martymcyourflysdown6872 5 месяцев назад
Those Librarians definitely burnt the evidence
@PatricHerrera
@PatricHerrera Год назад
10 years later and this is still the only thing I've ever seen that understands natural dialogue means people talk over eachother like in real life.
@Ixrin
@Ixrin 10 месяцев назад
Check out Smiling Friends.
@cenchloraadums3143
@cenchloraadums3143 9 месяцев назад
10 years is like 90% of your entire life, it seems😂
@changotv5847
@changotv5847 9 месяцев назад
Ever watch a Spielberg movie??
@AustinSwartout-p7i
@AustinSwartout-p7i 9 месяцев назад
Please watch It's always sunny in philadelphia
@concinnus
@concinnus 9 месяцев назад
Altman movies, e.g. MASH, are notorious for this.
@AzumiRM
@AzumiRM 3 месяца назад
Why did this show up as recommended for me out of nowhere
@CWINDOWSsystem32
@CWINDOWSsystem32 6 лет назад
The thing is...this isn't actually too far from real local news broadcasts.
@killerskillet
@killerskillet 6 лет назад
It's almost as if that's what they were trying to do.
@aa-lv7dj
@aa-lv7dj 6 лет назад
No way
@aquaponicsplus1343
@aquaponicsplus1343 5 лет назад
@@killerskillet 😂
@ifalone
@ifalone 5 лет назад
hotline miami
@onemanarmyoma0155
@onemanarmyoma0155 5 лет назад
Then everybody would see right through it. These are actual, non-biased news items, used for practicing journalism.
@TheRealDrDrizzy
@TheRealDrDrizzy 3 года назад
“I don’t smell anything.(giggles) I really, really, really love the library.” LMFAO 🤣
@dovechocolate8847
@dovechocolate8847 3 года назад
Shit had me weak 😭💀
@CB-bl4ts
@CB-bl4ts 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@luhf300
@luhf300 3 года назад
@Peter Crump When michaels son was young 😂😂😂
@yasukehinote1212
@yasukehinote1212 3 года назад
@@luhf300 I fucking hate jimmy
@kevin-ky6gc
@kevin-ky6gc 3 года назад
That kids the one smoking the weed 😭
@NalaBelacCamRuhtra
@NalaBelacCamRuhtra 6 дней назад
That's funny because I noticed that the elevator at the Vancouver WA library smells like marijuana
@alexanderg1297
@alexanderg1297 3 года назад
“And Mr Thompson.” Blind people: I don’t get it.
@AidenOcelot
@AidenOcelot 3 года назад
I can see but I also don't get it
@pathlastname9278
@pathlastname9278 3 года назад
@@AidenOcelot he's black
@themysticfedora
@themysticfedora 3 года назад
@@irgendeinname9256 yup
@ElenaPolIsHere
@ElenaPolIsHere 3 года назад
@@irgendeinname9256 addressing racism is not racist. Do the opposite is.
@eliteeffekt
@eliteeffekt 3 года назад
@@irgendeinname9256 good
@tylersmyth4380
@tylersmyth4380 2 месяца назад
Definitely Mr Thompson
@dpain951
@dpain951 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂 this just randomly dropped on my feed and it’s a blessing
@jaidensbs
@jaidensbs 6 месяцев назад
Average high school bathroom:
@brandon_evs
@brandon_evs 4 года назад
“Well too bad it wasn’t meth, they just coulda had you come down and sniff it out, huh Cathy” looks at the camera like a suave boss hahaha holy fk
@PickleMittens
@PickleMittens 4 года назад
why isnt this top comment I feel like the whole video was made for the ending lmfao
@zacbigham3504
@zacbigham3504 4 года назад
Eat shit Randal
@savagewendigo8936
@savagewendigo8936 4 года назад
Did Cathy dirty
@execelf
@execelf 4 года назад
LungHotBox 420 despite what the media portrays about meth, you still have complete control of your actions and behave normally even in the most extreme cases
@brandon_evs
@brandon_evs 4 года назад
Exec Elf are you a spud? Do not advocate for meth, it’s life destroying.
@mia_urfav.g
@mia_urfav.g 4 месяца назад
Lil bro was the one smoking weed like “I don’t smell anything…I love this library” like 🤨🤣
@stevendang6727
@stevendang6727 4 года назад
the ending killed me harder than her recovery
@wayfive
@wayfive Месяц назад
"too bad it wasnt meth i just couldve had you come down and sniff it out huh cathy" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@WolfIshElm
@WolfIshElm 3 года назад
“Too bad it wasn’t meth; they coulda just sent you down there” “Fuck you I’m in recovery” amazing
@dididiihas
@dididiihas 3 года назад
*Eat shit
@lordkiza8838
@lordkiza8838 3 года назад
@@dididiihas it's okay some people don't listen good
@smackfact117
@smackfact117 3 года назад
“Well too bad it wasn’t meth They Just coulda had u come down And sniff it out huh Kathy?” “Eat shit Randle I’m in recovery”
@smackfact117
@smackfact117 3 года назад
**
@liltaysucksfack318
@liltaysucksfack318 3 года назад
He said eat shut
@AllTimerz
@AllTimerz 5 месяцев назад
"Yup. that's weed" 👍🏾👏🏾
@benderisgreat5059
@benderisgreat5059 3 года назад
As a dude with long hair, I found the “girl hair” comment hilarious.
@aidenhaney1714
@aidenhaney1714 3 года назад
Yo same
@darkseer100
@darkseer100 3 года назад
As a dude with short hair i found it offensive
@WarrenPuffet
@WarrenPuffet 3 года назад
darkseer100 thats 2021 for ya.
@WaneMovin
@WaneMovin 3 года назад
@@darkseer100 as another dude with short hair you need to stop being soft this video was prolly made more than 2 decades ago nobody cares
@cleric4937
@cleric4937 3 года назад
Same
@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff
@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff 17 дней назад
"Yep, that's weed" Great observation!
@codycampbell3562
@codycampbell3562 3 года назад
"Cookie Stevens calls her husband sheriff Stevens who called in local ceramics teacher, Dutch Gibbs, who lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70's," Bro the credibility they tried to build just for this guy to go, "Yup, that's weed." LMAOOOOOOO
@qcripplethesavage1019
@qcripplethesavage1019 3 года назад
This comment though 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@zattack345
@zattack345 3 года назад
That's what everyone did when they didn't have enough to prove sum for a school essay or to their parents🤣🤣
@MiNoGanG
@MiNoGanG 3 года назад
Like what does Seattle in the 70s have to do with any of this 😂😂😂😂😂
@TommyBumstead-yw3ww
@TommyBumstead-yw3ww Месяц назад
😂 that kid was baked. Nah I don't smell anything.
@nikieddi
@nikieddi 4 года назад
“I don’t smell anything”- what is this holes
@dm6801
@dm6801 4 года назад
Nik Edison fuckin peaches
@yourboyjohn4459
@yourboyjohn4459 4 года назад
Nik Edison Best comment in youtube history😂👍
@nikieddi
@nikieddi 4 года назад
D M and onions
@captainj.b5079
@captainj.b5079 4 года назад
LOL
@Shilbossa
@Shilbossa 5 месяцев назад
"Eat shit Randall, I'm in recovery" 😂😅😂😅
@lilysweetie8406
@lilysweetie8406 6 месяцев назад
“And that weird couch” 😭😭😭
@nebulavortex3531
@nebulavortex3531 3 года назад
"I cant believe it was weed" As they all look baked out of their minds
@gian799
@gian799 3 года назад
R/woooooooooosh
@kd1porsi
@kd1porsi 2 года назад
@@gian799 ?
@joeyzanone8396
@joeyzanone8396 2 года назад
Right 🤣
@onlygas3945
@onlygas3945 2 года назад
@@gian799 this ain’t Reddit get outta here
@blitzcourt5021
@blitzcourt5021 2 года назад
@@gian799 the translated version has one less “o”
@yeetimusprime415
@yeetimusprime415 2 года назад
“and Mr. Thompson”. Lmfaooo that was one of the funniest jokes they ever had.
@Therealw1
@Therealw1 2 года назад
Racially motivated
@aquablue666
@aquablue666 2 года назад
@@Therealw1 dude it’s satire on how fucked society is, are you saying the onion is racist for this joke?
@User-iw705
@User-iw705 2 года назад
@@aquablue666 what are you saying
@eimaj3185
@eimaj3185 2 года назад
@@aquablue666 fuck are you talking about
@wobwobwubwub
@wobwobwubwub 2 года назад
I had to pause because that happened so fast lmao I feel like a lot of people missed that one
@Jfrosty09
@Jfrosty09 6 месяцев назад
Well I work in retail, and I can confirm “yep, that’s weed.” I’m pretty much 85% of the customers.
@ishikawa7077
@ishikawa7077 4 года назад
“Who lived in Seattle for a couple of months in the 70s” “Yup, that’s weed” Y’all this is my first 1k comment. Y’all getting that shloop top dong slob.
@CamCam2929
@CamCam2929 4 года назад
Hunter Fardette classic
@PVRIS75
@PVRIS75 4 года назад
Hunter Fardette 😂😂😂😂
@antoniocrispino3913
@antoniocrispino3913 4 года назад
gave u that 1 k 🙌
@ishikawa7077
@ishikawa7077 4 года назад
Chris Joslin bro, half the comments are copy and pasted. Gtfo
@Helpfuloragotang
@Helpfuloragotang 15 дней назад
Why did I get this in my recommended 11 years later in 2024?!?!?
@Edwardemeus
@Edwardemeus 3 года назад
“too bad it wasnt meth cuz they’ll have you come down and sniff it out ey?” “eat shit randal im in recovery” im pissing blood rn lmao
@g.money.moviesgingathejedi251
@g.money.moviesgingathejedi251 3 года назад
YOU'RE WHAT
@upthepunxcollective7398
@upthepunxcollective7398 3 года назад
Actually have pissed blood before. It's a terrifying experience. Pray you never have it happen to you.
@Edwardemeus
@Edwardemeus 3 года назад
@@upthepunxcollective7398 sad
@phlegm5596
@phlegm5596 3 года назад
@@upthepunxcollective7398 may I ask how or what the cause was?
@upthepunxcollective7398
@upthepunxcollective7398 3 года назад
@@phlegm5596 UTI
@Alex-wy2mo
@Alex-wy2mo 4 года назад
“That boy Lance who has girl hair” 😂
@nav6550
@nav6550 7 месяцев назад
Lol I like how you just walks in there and says yep that's weed
@JustinTime978
@JustinTime978 3 года назад
Pieces like these prove the Onion was and still may be untouchable.
@h8h81
@h8h81 3 года назад
Bro better than new snl for sure.
@Roninkinx
@Roninkinx 3 года назад
I mean, it's funny because of how terrible local gov and law enforcement are. Mine keeps posting to facebook "drug" pipes that are just melted pencil cases that the kids make bombs out of in my area... I know nothing of.... The improvised bombs I assure you.
@roomba4623
@roomba4623 4 года назад
See you in 5 years when this comes back into our recommend.
@josephthompson5793
@josephthompson5793 4 года назад
Have a productive 5 years sir.
@tomhollandfan1982
@tomhollandfan1982 4 года назад
Yeah I wonder were I’ll be...
@joseparedes4996
@joseparedes4996 4 года назад
Roomba 😂😂💀
@Erik-vb9kc
@Erik-vb9kc 4 года назад
I’ll still love you
@MrTwat144
@MrTwat144 4 года назад
@@tomhollandfan1982 still drunk most likely
@playlist12342
@playlist12342 6 месяцев назад
why are the library ladies all talking at the same time
@alejandrovallencci
@alejandrovallencci 3 года назад
I was wondering why this interview is so fucking weird and then I realised it was The Onion💀😭
@davidkekstroll5836
@davidkekstroll5836 3 года назад
The what?
@quoteclone
@quoteclone 3 года назад
@@davidkekstroll5836 satire news
@seabass512
@seabass512 3 года назад
@@davidkekstroll5836 this YT channel basically makes fake but funny news reports
@davidkekstroll5836
@davidkekstroll5836 3 года назад
@@seabass512 thank you!
@seabass512
@seabass512 3 года назад
@@davidkekstroll5836 No problem! Glad I could help
@alexsaquic7429
@alexsaquic7429 5 месяцев назад
“Gayle knew what it was 🤭” 😭😭😭😭
@kitneyspears
@kitneyspears 4 года назад
“I THOUGHT IT WAS MY LEAN CUISINE I HAD LEFT IN THE MICROWAVE”
@JoseRuiz-tu2ju
@JoseRuiz-tu2ju 4 года назад
haha
@9thwardnae
@9thwardnae 4 года назад
that took me tf out😂😂😂
@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS 4 года назад
"We thought it was cookie's Lean Cuisine on Fire"
@jamesstein944
@jamesstein944 4 дня назад
"and Mr Thompson." This had me crying!
@MemesnShet
@MemesnShet 15 дней назад
That ending was absolutely brutal lmao
@TheJagdog
@TheJagdog 2 года назад
Not even joking I come back to this whenever my day is crap and I start laughing everytime at the pottery teacher when he stands there and goes “yup.. that’s weed.” I can’t ever get past that point then I’m done.
@Officialkvi
@Officialkvi 2 года назад
Thats the bit that gets me I can’t lie😂😂
@tim5205
@tim5205 2 года назад
Well he did live in Seattle for a few months in the 70s 😂
@quenderasjuaro7028
@quenderasjuaro7028 2 года назад
That little boy was so fried 😂😂😭 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jF1OsrCAAyQ.html
@MissusAnon
@MissusAnon 2 года назад
Our pottery and art teacher back in HS told us he has had a LOT of kids try to slip creatively-made bongs past him to the kiln and has to tell every new class not to try to trick him cause he can find them easily 😂 He also had this unused TV that was covered in paint in the room and told us be careful not to get paint on his good TV. Mr. Patterson is a motherfkn G
@Woodman2013
@Woodman2013 2 года назад
He probably needs to get high just by the way he said it
@vioarz
@vioarz 4 месяца назад
ty youtube for recommending this to me 10 years later
@mjs2016
@mjs2016 3 года назад
"Womans underwear in the kids fiction" thats in men's fiction too
@zaphnathpaaneah3108
@zaphnathpaaneah3108 3 года назад
Somebody building a parachute?
@childeater9290
@childeater9290 3 года назад
I don’t get it
@noisetanker4355
@noisetanker4355 3 года назад
@@childeater9290 it’s ok you will someday sport
@mimicry8837
@mimicry8837 3 года назад
Oh no
@Raiden1
@Raiden1 3 года назад
@@childeater9290 lmao your name fits this thread so well
@LazyDev27
@LazyDev27 6 месяцев назад
I once hit some weed out of a mechanical pencil behind the band room at school and just stood right next to it. They came asking if I knew and I was just like this. And they had no idea.
@joelwiner9035
@joelwiner9035 8 лет назад
"one young reading enthusiast" lol
@katicopter
@katicopter 8 лет назад
Randall I'm in recovery
@johnramirez8073
@johnramirez8073 8 лет назад
damnit Randall
@markopolo958
@markopolo958 8 лет назад
+katicopter "eat shit Randall I'm in recovery" you left out the best part lol
@katicopter
@katicopter 8 лет назад
+Mark Minnema hahahaaa she said it so fast I didn't even hear that part
@bicyclesummer9284
@bicyclesummer9284 6 лет назад
Eat shit
@cutecommie
@cutecommie 6 лет назад
Pretty sure she was about to say something with "Each"
@MolotovVissaronovich
@MolotovVissaronovich 5 месяцев назад
"eat shit randall, im in recovery"
@dabiga2315
@dabiga2315 Год назад
"...Stevens called her husband Sheriff Stevens, who called in local ceramics teacher Dutch Gibbs, who lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70s." "Yeah, that's weed."
@EnergeticSpark63
@EnergeticSpark63 Год назад
hey
@nobodyspecial891
@nobodyspecial891 Год назад
I was just about to like this comment but I don't dare it has 420 likes lol
@EnergeticSpark63
@EnergeticSpark63 Год назад
@@nobodyspecial891 hey
@3macca
@3macca Год назад
this comment sucks
@nobodyspecial891
@nobodyspecial891 Год назад
@@3macca ur mom sucks
@theexplosivegamer7954
@theexplosivegamer7954 4 года назад
“Wait Sharon, how do you know what marajuana smells likes?” *all the librarians gasp*
@jordanc875
@jordanc875 24 дня назад
i really hope jared comes across this video of his younger self blazed during a news interview about weed and gets a good laugh out of it
@Daugbone
@Daugbone 2 года назад
The way the three library ladies all start talking at the same time is the best thing I've seen in awhile.
@arlichar11
@arlichar11 5 месяцев назад
why is the ceramics teacher so accurate...
@6WildFdot
@6WildFdot 6 месяцев назад
They’re all culprits at this point
@moonstarjunkie2785
@moonstarjunkie2785 4 года назад
damn; “that boy, lance, who has girl hair”
@Goldbonds
@Goldbonds 4 года назад
Dont forget that he also hangs out by the quarry
@sammy-eg2gc
@sammy-eg2gc 4 года назад
I died
@lancelovecraft5913
@lancelovecraft5913 4 года назад
I've never felt so attacked
@oklahomaathleticsassociati1868
@oklahomaathleticsassociati1868 4 года назад
It’s fake dumb ass
@Toxikyle1
@Toxikyle1 Год назад
That kid acted high better than I’ve ever seen anyone act high on weed before. Idk why actors always over do it and act like they’re on some type of psychedelic or hella drunk or some shit it’s so annoying, but that kid legit seemed lit😂
@davidfitzgerald3201
@davidfitzgerald3201 Год назад
I always wondered why actors are so bad at pretending to be high. They live in California and work in the film industry - have they not smoked before?
@randomdudeface
@randomdudeface Год назад
​@@davidfitzgerald3201I wonder that too
@wickedwildwezt
@wickedwildwezt Год назад
@@davidfitzgerald3201 Because not everyone has smoked weed, they overexaggerate so EVERYONE knows this person is under the influence. I smoke everyday and i completely get it. Its the same with every other drug in movies, cocaine, mdma, mushrooms, etc. Its always overexaggerated so everyone from all walks of life understand that the person is under the influence, not to mention it looks better on camera.
@Not_juwish
@Not_juwish Год назад
@@davidfitzgerald3201most hollyweird actors and rappers who say they smoke don’t even smoke in real life! One example is officer snoop dog fake as stoner!
@Smacks_Official
@Smacks_Official Год назад
Facts I’m totally convinced lil dude is blazed 💨 🌀🤣
@Woktoharlem
@Woktoharlem 5 месяцев назад
That paperboy looked a little too happy
@isaactroyer5689
@isaactroyer5689 3 года назад
This was a trainwreck of a report, but like a smooth one. Like the train is falling apart, but it shmoovin
@alrrenoir547
@alrrenoir547 3 года назад
You have such a way with words, Isaac
@brqxton8974
@brqxton8974 3 года назад
I mean it’s not like this is fake satirical news or anything
@Borderlineautistic
@Borderlineautistic 3 года назад
@@brqxton8974 let him take his bite
@TheVipter
@TheVipter 3 года назад
@@brqxton8974 Illusion 0
@tropical5135
@tropical5135 3 года назад
Bit the onion
@thotdestructor1284
@thotdestructor1284 4 года назад
“Yep, that’s weed.”
@WarAngel_TSUNAMI
@WarAngel_TSUNAMI 6 дней назад
Mr Thomas caught a stray
@moss2740
@moss2740 4 года назад
WHAT WAS THAT ENDING???? “Too bad it wasn’t meth, could’ve had you sniff it out.” “Randal, I’m in recovery”
@FelixPhoenix_1
@FelixPhoenix_1 4 года назад
Sounds like she said * eat shit Randal, I'm in recovery * lol
@Brandon-lz3xr
@Brandon-lz3xr 4 года назад
Creepermadness she did LMAOOOOO
@Guerosvida
@Guerosvida 4 года назад
ON BROOO😂
@666dynomax
@666dynomax 4 года назад
eat shit lol
@blakearnott1666
@blakearnott1666 4 года назад
Ohhhhhhhhhmmmmgggg haha the bitterness between the anchor
@silkopigocrazyyyyyy
@silkopigocrazyyyyyy 6 месяцев назад
“greg framke who was spotted this evening really going to town on some potato skins at stanky jake’s steak house” SENT ME
@geo101spartan
@geo101spartan 4 года назад
If a guy’s hair longer than 3 inches they’re definitely smoking weed
@seriousdopamine4404
@seriousdopamine4404 4 года назад
So almost every single president we have ever had in the U.S.
@moregainsmoreveins5267
@moregainsmoreveins5267 4 года назад
serious Dopamine yes
@ericbattista9341
@ericbattista9341 4 года назад
Goku 悟空 Geo I can’t help but to not understand that.
@pingpongstar11
@pingpongstar11 4 года назад
@@seriousdopamine4404 Makes sense
@danielcecena15
@danielcecena15 4 года назад
ROFL!
@TheMakemebad25
@TheMakemebad25 4 года назад
Plot twist : it was the library ladies , that’s why their acting all talkative lol and the kids nose was just super stuffed so he couldn’t smell shit lol
@alecon94
@alecon94 4 года назад
Dude was high as a kite who loves the libary😂
@9k557
@9k557 4 года назад
U been playing too much among us g
@yeetlizard458
@yeetlizard458 4 года назад
Dang bro level 200 IQ thinking
@ReceiveSalvation
@ReceiveSalvation 4 года назад
this comment section is still alive ~7 years later
@issacnewton9443
@issacnewton9443 4 года назад
@@alecon94 I love getting high as shit and exploring in the library. I just get high before hand to avoid being on the news.
@anb7408
@anb7408 7 месяцев назад
They thought the pot smell was the Lean Cuisine in the microwave! I’m f’ing rolling here! 😂😂😂😂😂
@ChadBest-ug8uo
@ChadBest-ug8uo 6 месяцев назад
Three ladies should have their own sit-com!
@kimking736
@kimking736 2 месяца назад
Jeesh, nobody makes this big of a deal when it smells like farts 😂😅
@GaijenParadox
@GaijenParadox 2 года назад
“Yep, that’s weed..” that killed me 💀
@cannabisresistance6757
@cannabisresistance6757 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@parismartin4781
@parismartin4781 Год назад
LMAOO EXACTLY and the living in Seattle in the 70s 💀
@chrisbilling
@chrisbilling 2 года назад
It's good to see kids still so enthusiastic about reading nowadays
@Parzivle
@Parzivle 4 месяца назад
Every now and then this video comes up when I’m searching something completely unrelated and the RU-vid search function doesn’t work at all, however I still watch it because it’s just that entertaining
@SkyRocketAus
@SkyRocketAus 5 месяцев назад
Best thing I’ve ever seen thanks
@jacksevert3099
@jacksevert3099 5 месяцев назад
You're welcome
@edwardrichardson5567
@edwardrichardson5567 5 месяцев назад
50 years ago, all of them were smoking joints..
@casedistorted
@casedistorted 6 месяцев назад
“Too bad it isn’t meth, they could’ve had you sniff it out” 😂😂😂 I am dying
@johnpatton7533
@johnpatton7533 5 месяцев назад
"we thought it was Cookie's Lean Cuisine in the microwave on fire" lmao
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