Bad Apple Bottom Jeans - Flo Rida × Alstroemeria Records 

Flo Rida is my favourite Youkai in Touhou

Looks like she dropped her apple a little too low...

This abomination is a masterpiece.

The beginning of this song makes me feel 40 different emotions and I'm convinced at this point all of them are some feeling of fear or confusion. This has no right slapping this hard.

The fact that the song, Bad Apple, is about depression, its bipolar effects on the human psyche, and the creation of mental cycles, and Apple Bottom Jeans is about hedonism and having licentious intentions with a woman in a club means that this mash up is about the cyclical nature of trying to pick-up a woman and then failing to do so due to internal psychological demons. Those factors then create a repugnant feedback loop that even further facilitates the black and white diametric nature of the highs and lows of chronic depression. This therefore further proves that this mash-up is highest form of art.

This shouldn’t be allowed to sound so good

The most 2008 thing I’ve ever seen

This is way too god to have "bad" in the title

Between this and Party Rock Apple, I'm starting to think this song has a near-Megalovanian level of mashup potential

3:30 EXCUSE ME WHY IS THIS PERFECT

A song about depression, identity, and the dark side But IN THE CLUB ...so the typical night out, then

I know next to nothing about Touhou, but Flo Rida is already my favorite character.

Honestly I’ve listened to this mashup so many times that the original Apple Bottom Jeans sounds weird without Bad Apple

I love how you changed the bloops from "Low" to fit the melody of "Bad Apple"

I've been a Touhou fan since 2003. I feel like my entire fan status has led me to this moment.

Yep, I’ll add this to the playlist with “we are number one X pillar men theme” and “basket case X fireflies X gangsters paradise”.

The moment the beginning started playing, Jesus was revived. The African Famine crisis was solved. And Shorty finally got out of his Jeans.

Stage Boss: 風呂 ライダー (Furo Raida) Spellcard: *Flo Sign - 「Apple Bottom Jeans」* *Rida Sign - 「Low Low Low」* Stage theme: ~The Club that was looking at Her~ Boss theme: ~The Girl's Boots with the Fur~

Wait, so there's so much material that the Apple Bottom Jeans chorus is the CLIMAX of the song?? This is a truly incredible mashup.

When the weebs hit the club

It infuriates me to no end that the laggy version of the bad apple video is used. The mix real good tho.

Well, time to add this into the mix of music to bop to when I host a party.

My taste in music is real *low low low*

"Touhou: Alluring Maiden and Highly Convex Garment"

*As the New Year dawns, let us remember the beginning, when Shorty's jeans were prime meme material. a time long faded to black.*

The dancing at 1:32-1:37 syncs up perfectly

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0:31 When he says "She turned around and gave that big booty a smack" Eirin turns around

this absolutely has NO RIGHT to slap this hard now i need a remastered version of the UN Owen Was Her and Eminem mashup

I feel like I could run a marathon around the entirety of Texas using this song alone as sustenance.

Spellcard - Low Sign "Hit the Flo"

this is like the anthem of my high school years

It was such a great creative choice to have the MV in the back with the negative space of the Bad Apple silhouettes

This is the two opposite ends of the 2008 spectrum together

I'm so angry at how much this works. The only right it has to work as well as it does is that you brought it into this world.

Love how bad apple is being recognized by a new generation. Good music like this must live for ever.

What year is this 2010? NICE Ah yes its all coming together

i refuse to believe that these two songs were originally the same tempo. 1:11 - 1:25 slapped way too hard to be true.

She dropped it so low, she ended up in Gensokyo

The fact that in some parts the video looks like the characters dance with the people at the club makes it look like both themes were made for this moment.

Lyrics: Hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm Let me talk to 'em, let me talk to 'em, let it rain Hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm Let me talk to 'em come on Shawty had them Apple Bottom jeans (Jeans), boots with the fur (With the fur) The whole club was lookin' at her She hit the flo' (She hit the flo'), next thing you know Shawty got low-low-low-low-low-low-low-low Them baggy sweat pants And the Reeboks with the straps (With the straps) She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (Ayy!) She hit the flo' (She hit the flo'), next thing you know Shawty got low-low-low-low-low-low-low-low Hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm Hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm Hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm Hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm Nagareteku toki no naka de demo kedarusa ga hora guruguru mawatte Watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo mienai wa sou shiranai? Jibun kara ugoku koto mo naku toki no sukima ni nagasare tsuzukete (Hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm) Shiranai wa mawari no koto nado watashi wa watashi sore dake (Hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm) I ain't never seen nothin' that'll make me go This crazy all night spendin' my dough Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go Them birthday cakes they stole the show So sexual, she was flexible Professional, drinkin' X and O Hold up, wait a minute, do I see what I think I, whoa Did I think I see shawty get low? Ain't the same when it's up that close Make it rain, I'm makin' it snow Work the pole, I got the bank roll I'ma say that I prefer them no clothes I'm into that, I love women exposed She threw it back at me, I gave her mo' Cash ain't no problem, I know where it goes, she- Konna jibun ni mirai wa aru no? Konna sekai ni watashi wa iru no? Ima setsunai no? Ima kanashii no? Jibun no koto mo wakaranai mama Ayumu koto sae tsukareru dake yo hito no koto nado shiri mo shinaiwa Konna watashi mo kawareru no nara moshi kawareru no nara shiro ni naru? She had them apple Bottom jeans (Jeans), boots with the fur (With the fur) The whole club was lookin' at her She hit the flo' (She hit the flo'), next thing you know Shawty got low-low-low-low-low-low-low-low Them baggy sweat pants And the Reeboks with the straps (With the straps) She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (Ayy!) She hit the flo' (She hit the flo'), next thing you know Shawty got low-low-low-low-low-low-low-low Nagareteku toki no naka de demo kedarusa ga hora guruguru mawatte Watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo mienaiwa sou shiranai Jibun kara ugoku koto mo naku toki no sukima ni nagasare tsuzukete (Hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm) Shiranai wa mawari no koto nado watashi wa watashi sore dake (Hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm) Hey, shawty, what I gotta do to get you home? My jeans full of guap and they ready for shones Cadillacs, Maybachs for the sexy groan Patron on the rocks that'll make you moan One stack c'mon, two stacks c'mon Three stacks c'mon, now that's three grand What, you think I'm playin', baby girl? I'm the man, I'll bend the rubber bands That's what I told her, her legs on my shoulder I knew it was over, that Henny and Cola Got me like a soldier, she ready for Rover I couldn't control her So lucky oh me, I was just like a clover Shawty was hot like a toaster Sorry but I had to fold her Like a pornography poster, she showed her Muda na jikan ni mirai wa aru no? Konna tokoro ni watashi wa iru no? Watashi no koto o iitai naraba kotoba ni suru no nara "roku de nashi" Konna tokoro ni watashi wa iru no? Konna jikan ni watashi wa iru no? Konna watashi mo kawareru no nara moshi kawareru no nara shiro ni naru? Ima- Whoa, shawty Yeah she was worth the money Lil' mama took my cash And I ain't want it back The way she bent that back Got her them paper stacks Tattoo above her crack I had to handle that I was on it, sexy woman Let me showin' and made me want it Two in the mornin', I'm zonin' And them Rosay bottles foamin' She wouldn't stop, made it drop Shawty did that pop and lock Had to break her off that guap Gal was fly just like my Glock (Hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm) Ugoku no naraba ugoku no naraba subete kowasu wa subete kowasu wa Kanashimu naraba kanashimu naraba watashi no kokoro shiroku kawareru? Apple Bottom jeans (Jeans), boots with the fur (With the fur) The whole club was lookin' at her She hit the flo' (She hit the flo'), next thing you know Shawty got low-low-low-low-low-low-low-low (Come on)

I literally hate that this works as well as it does, this is cursed in a good way.

what a way to start the decade off

I love how Bad Apple has existed for what, 10+ years? And only recently are people coming up with remixing it with other songs. Truly, Bad Apples potential is infinite and never ending.

Bad Apple’s key change HIT DIFFERENT

What gets me the most about this video is that it feels a decade older than it actually is

1:25 THIS PART GO HARD

2 different kinds of nostalgic music

Touhou 18: Lowest Drop In The Club

Yup, this one’s going in my “Solid Mashups” playlist It seriously slaps

Triple-Q: [Party Rock & Bad Apple] slaps Pluffaduff: [low & Bad Apple] also slaps Me: ok wtf is going on here. Is Bad apple the music that can’t sound bad no matter what you do with it like Megalovainia? Shall we make two new music genres? Megalovainia and Bad Apple.

THIS HAS NO *RIGHT-*

This will be my UFC walkout music.

Everybody Gansta 'till Shawty starts dodging bullets

Saw Flo Rida this past weekend at a festival and couldn't help but sing along with Bad Apple as he sang it.

"Inspired by @Triple-Q" I 100% thought this was a Triple-Q mashup at first. Brilliant work!

Oh no, now ive re entered my middle school phase of watching a million bad apple remixes

i'm currently listening to a playlist named "songs that slap but shouldn't". i disagree this is the best song i've heard today, praise the lord amen

the part where Suika drinking makes a lot of sense

The harsh tonal clash is amazing

This nostalgic feel feels like my two different phase back in 2000's have met and made an interesting discussion.

New decade and we already got another bad apple video

you're telling me i accidentall stumbled upon this exactly one year after it was uploaded? completely umprompted?

That title alone made me laugh obscenely hard. I hate how much I love this

touhou memes? in my 2020? it's more likely than you think!

*Avatar the last air bender theme* Everything was peaceful until..... Pluffaduff attacked the original songs He made remixes that people never thought was possible and got people to dance, party and slap the like button.

Two decades ago when "shorty" was more of a thing. I prefer boo TBH. On the other hand, Touhou continues to be undying.

Two things that go so well with each other that never crossed your mind

I expected "apple bottom jeans, boots with the jeans" etc. but this is good as well

Thank you for taking two songs I haven't vibed with in over a decade and making something strangely beautiful

this is the only song that's ever given me that ASMR head tingly thing. what

BRUHHHH IT MATCHES 🤯

sir where is your permisson this music is not allowed to be that good

I've only been watching for 30 seconds yet i already felt a strong roller coaster of emotions

Literally got goosebumps from this

Funny how both of their music videos came out in 2009

This was in my recommendations and I just... I'm _speechless_ about this banger...

This has no right to unironically slap this hard!!!

this is chemistry if i've ever heard it

Bad apple is reaching all star level mashup

4:53 This part is beautiful

Time to replay this song again, and again and again-

Why did it takes so long for me to discover perfection...

This could save us from WW3

The fact that this fits so fucking well is scaring me

damn, I subbed during summer last year, and I haven't been disappointed since then.

When you eat a bad apple and your body goes low low low low low

i swear he came up with this idea title fucking first and of course since he has so much fucking musical power he really just made that shit

This is too good to even exist

This has been stuck in my head for days, and I’m not complaining about that one bit

This is officially the longest I've ever watched a Bad Apple video.

Pluff never misses.

I don't know why RU-vid recommenced this brand new video to me, but I'm glad because this slaps.

This is artistry at its finest, I'm so glad I found this

peak 2008 energy, i love it

Best mashup I’ve found since “Turn Down for Whammu”.

Every time you upload, I’m reminded of how happy I am to have found these mashups back then

Never really liked Flo Rida but I gave this a chance. Boy am I not regretting my decision right now.

This has no right to slap as hard as it does

I am so glad to see this masterpiece is about to get the Milestone it deserves. Only 260 more views till 1 Million!!!