"Bad Bad Captain Hook" - Sing along! He's the baddest man in the whole damn book. Artwork by Rick Cunningham
Lyrics:
On the south side of the island
Lives a super famous crook
So if you’re sailing there
Ya’ betta’ look, don’t stare
At the dude named Captain Hook
Now Hook he, causin’ trouble
You know it ain’t all just about the sword
Got ‘em walking planks, ya better say ‘no thanks’
Before he settles up the score
And he’s bad, bad, Captain Hook
Baddest man in the whole damn book
Badder than old Prince Hans
And meaner than my man Gaston
Now Captain’s, hat is feathered
And he got some fancy clothes
And he like to twirl that big mustache
Right there just underneath his nose
He got a boat named Jolly Roger
He got an interesting crew
He got a buddy named Smee and a croc he must flee
He got a Peter problem too
And he’s bad, bad, Captain Hook
Baddest man in the whole damn book
Badder than old Prince Hans
And meaner than my man Gaston
Now Hook he, wanted Pete to go
Time to, pay the price
So then he schemed right along
And he made up a bomb
To have his crew put Pan on ice
Lucky Tink came to the rescue
And she stopped the evil plan
And Captain Hook soon heard a tickin’
Took a lickin’ from the croc who ate up his hand
And he’s bad, bad, Captain Hook
Baddest man in the whole damn book
Badder than old Prince Hans
And meaner than my man Gaston
Well the, Captain, started swimmin’
But as the croc chomped down the con
(It was) Hook who looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a lot of the pieces gone
He was bad, bad, Captain Hook
Baddest man in the whole damn book
Badder than old Prince Hans
And meaner than my man Gaston
{Ad lib and fade, or cut one verse}
He was bad, bad, Captain Hook
Baddest man in the whole damn book
Badder than old Prince Hans
And meaner than my man Gaston
Yeah he were badder than old Prince Hans
And meaner than my man Gaston
29 сен 2024
