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Bad Movie Review: Escape From Galaxy 3 

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With so much stock footage, it could almost pass as a sequel to Starcrash! We review bad sci-fi movie Escape from Galaxy 3.
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Summary: In a distant galaxy, aboard a space station, The King declares that Oraclon "The King of the Night"has come to take over his territories. Lithan suggests they put plan Epsilon into action.
Oraclon launches his attack, destroying Ceylon's Space Station and the planet Exalon, but not before Ceylon sends Lithan and his daughter to obtain help from his ally "Antares". Oraclon gives chase and manages to damage their ship but they manage to elude his ships as they approach and land on a planet that looks like Earth. Their landing scares off the human population who attack them with sticks and rocks. Later Lithan and Belle Star are treated as honored guests, the village elder hints that they are the only survivors of an ancient ill-fated civilization.
The ship is repaired, Belle Star remarks that her father once told her that people who "taste the joys of life lose their gift of immortality" and that they may no longer be immortal.
During the long trek back to their galaxy, Lithan and Belle Star make love, which Oraclon is able to watch from his ship. They say their final goodbyes and in a moment of distraction, Lithan vaporizes Oraclon, kills the guards and frees the kings who were taken prisoner. The kings return to their homeworlds, Lithan and Belle Star return to Earth to live their lives as mortals.
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Shadows - Chris Hewson, David Adler, James Davies, Michael Bailes, Dan D Doty, Christie Bryden, Joseph Dougherty, Micheal Jackson, Hidden Trail Video, Aidan Woodard, Brian Butane, Luke Chaston, Steve Scibelli
Acolytes - Kathy Shaidle, Colleen Crouch, Dark Roast, Scott Gillespie, Connor Brennan, Dave Smith
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Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes
Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer
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@derworfnet
@derworfnet 2 года назад
My first thought was "How low is your budget when you have to reuse Special Effects from freaking _Starcrash?"_ When I found out it was basically softcore porn, I was like "Ok, figures."
@Jellyvibe
@Jellyvibe 6 лет назад
I screened this as part of a May the Fourth Star Wars rip-off marathon last year and decided "Bootsy Vader" was a better name for the villain.
@richarddeese1991
@richarddeese1991 3 года назад
Yeah, but he needs some trippy sunglasses and a lot more funk! ;) tavi.
@Denver_Risley
@Denver_Risley 3 года назад
"The king of the night!" Dracula? "No, George Clinton's cousin".
@brianfuller5868
@brianfuller5868 6 лет назад
No Caroline Munro here, only Sherry Buchanan. This made Starcrash look like great cinena
@garyjust.johnson1436
@garyjust.johnson1436 2 года назад
Kinky is tickling your love with a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
@RavenHouseMystery
@RavenHouseMystery 6 лет назад
Maybe the film could have been called The One Star Crash To The Erotic Escape From Galaxy Three. The concept of using sexual energy (as a weapon or otherwise) has played its part in many B-movie plots from Barbarella to The Rocky Horror Picture Show. However, when it comes to being even more silly, I have to mention the use of the song Puberty Love as the one effective weapon in Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes.
@alandhopewell
@alandhopewell 2 года назад
This hunk of Italian cheese can be found in that celebrated compendium of "what-the-___did I just watch?", Mill Creek's SCI FI INVASION.
@TeatroGrotesco
@TeatroGrotesco 4 года назад
Well, as the saying goes, "If you can't get Luke Skywalker, yoj might as well fake Stella Star." Wait.
@raminagrobis6112
@raminagrobis6112 2 года назад
I like a bad movie reviewer who knows his James Bonds! 'I think he's attempting reentry, Sir!" It was funny in Moonraker, it's funny like hell here...
@maletales979
@maletales979 6 лет назад
Greetings (again) from the great state of Wisconsin! Another fine video, and very entertaining. I don't know if it is as silly a weapon as sex, but Forbidden World (1982) has a great use of a cancerous tumor to stop the mutant at the end. One of Roger Corman's finest Alien rip offs. Maybe worth checking out. Anyway, keep up the great videos!
@lewisdoherty7621
@lewisdoherty7621 6 лет назад
Let me guess, this is one of those movies which has been allowed to go into public domain? The sequel movie with the working tile EJACULATION FROM GALAXY 4 was in Italian marketed as THE SOCIAL DISEASE FROM ANOTHER GALAXY and then released in the English speaking world with the title VIRGINIAS OF DEATH.
@fritzfassbender8093
@fritzfassbender8093 6 лет назад
Dark Corners Reviews Lives At 6000 Mega-Degrees! Hyper-Solo Missles Of Hilarity! "Together They Will Pass A Night Of Love". I'm not a romantic sort, but that makes me shed a tear. A Weapon Sillier Than Sex? Am I allowed to say "A Lightsaber"?
@tenhirankei
@tenhirankei 4 года назад
@5:45 Ah, ha! I caught that one! That was a line by Q from Moonraker on seeing Bond "on action" when they were able to patch through to the camera onboard the shuttle carrying him and agent Goodhead back to earth.
@paulcoy9060
@paulcoy9060 4 года назад
I thought it was Goodknight?
@mariakelly1059
@mariakelly1059 3 года назад
@@paulcoy9060 Nope, it's Goodhead.
@docsavage-8616
@docsavage-8616 2 года назад
@@paulcoy9060 Goodknight was the Girl in The Man With the Golden Gun.
@jacenstarheart6256
@jacenstarheart6256 6 лет назад
Heavy on the cheese but what the heck i love cheese, Fantastic Review! 👍👍⭐🎬🎥
@danddoty3981
@danddoty3981 6 лет назад
If I found out a planet was infected by Disco, I'd feel compelled to blow it up too.
@andrewgwilliam4831
@andrewgwilliam4831 6 лет назад
Dan D Doty Judging from how he dresses, I don't think Oraclon (sp?) is exactly free of the infection himself...
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 6 лет назад
King of the Night? ...girlfrien' Oralclang(?) looks more like Queen of the Night
@michaeltnewyorknights8413
@michaeltnewyorknights8413 3 года назад
Really? Disco is still scaring you ..40 years later. SAD.
@Eldritch-1
@Eldritch-1 3 года назад
" Use the hypersolo funk systems!."
@danddoty3981
@danddoty3981 3 года назад
@@michaeltnewyorknights8413 Scared, no. Loath to the 10th power, yes.
@KRhetor
@KRhetor 6 лет назад
This is in a three-way tie with The Creeping Terror and Monster A-Go-Go for the worst science fiction film I have ever seen.
@docsavage-8616
@docsavage-8616 2 года назад
At least the Creeping Terror had more Laughs.
@rachelmillington332
@rachelmillington332 6 лет назад
There's a 123min hardcore version of this film
@ryandtibbetts2962
@ryandtibbetts2962 6 лет назад
The Beast With a Million Eyes was ultimately defeated by the power of LOVE.
@toonbat
@toonbat 3 года назад
The Beast With a Million Eyes was defeated by the Beast With Two Backs?
@ryandtibbetts2962
@ryandtibbetts2962 3 года назад
@@toonbat now THAT would have made the movie worth watching!
@paulchristman2456
@paulchristman2456 5 лет назад
Definitely marketed toward junior high school-age boys back then. These days, however, that seems to be the only societal demographic Hollywood is interested in catering to.
@richarddeese1991
@richarddeese1991 3 года назад
Love the Bond quote! :D tavi.
@predatorsilver
@predatorsilver 6 лет назад
Love killed the beast in Krull. I have to give this movie a pass because I like Krull. The girls in skimpy outfits would be enough to keep almost anyone entertained.
@milesipka
@milesipka 4 года назад
This ranks alongside Alfonso Brescia's War of the Robots as the worst of the Italian Star Wars knockoffs. Spare a thought for the poor parents of the 1980s who rented this for their children thinking this was harmless, only for the kids to get the Italian version of "The Discovery Channel" (wink wink). Just who was the target audience for this unholy crap?
@Bigbadwhitecracker
@Bigbadwhitecracker 3 года назад
They should have just gone all out with a splashy Xanadu / Can't stop the music type musical with this one. Foreplay without a happy ending is just the worst thing.
@katmartindale8049
@katmartindale8049 3 года назад
Plan 9 was better than this...bwahahaha.
@glentalbot9166
@glentalbot9166 6 лет назад
More silly? Puberty Love from Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes.
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 6 лет назад
Just add Foxy's "Get Off" to the soundtrack and it'll be fine.
@spikezephaniah9295
@spikezephaniah9295 5 лет назад
Big fan of the DC reviews. You guys should cover Rawhead Rex - probably the worst of all Clive Barker adaptations. The monster is hilariously bumbling and baptises a priest with piss, what's not to love?
@DarkCornersReviews
@DarkCornersReviews 5 лет назад
Dont think we have done a cl8ve barker yet. Good call
@keedee
@keedee 6 лет назад
How about reviewing Brain from Planet Arous, with the amorous John Agar?
@Bigbadwhitecracker
@Bigbadwhitecracker 3 года назад
I'm sure Shirley Temple never saw that one.
@comentedonakeyboard
@comentedonakeyboard 2 года назад
What happens on Earth, stays on Earth 🌍🤫
@sgtmajor5700
@sgtmajor5700 4 месяца назад
Mega blue helmets and dancing. Yeah!
@steealconwyrick1999
@steealconwyrick1999 6 лет назад
Using sex as a weapon is beyond ridiculous, but I think using sodium to kill numerous *_sea_* monsters with hotdog-filled mouths is just a tiny bit sillier than this. The Horror of Party Beach, anyone? Look Polish?
@augustragone1159
@augustragone1159 3 года назад
Wow! Most of the space scenes were cribbed from... STAR CRASH!
@ian_b
@ian_b 4 года назад
Was that "erotic", or "erratic"?
@dbsommers1
@dbsommers1 2 года назад
Love the poster art. And that's all.
@goodlookingcorpse
@goodlookingcorpse Год назад
6000 megadegrees? But that's over twice as many as 2000 megadegrees!
@troyschulz2318
@troyschulz2318 6 лет назад
Brandon Tenold brought me here.
@andrewgwilliam4831
@andrewgwilliam4831 6 лет назад
Troy Schulz His review of this is great fun. 😀
@docsavage-8616
@docsavage-8616 2 года назад
This Movie Should've Gotten An Oscar !
@varanid9
@varanid9 3 года назад
That was, er - quite the pun at 06:30.
@thomaskurtz9592
@thomaskurtz9592 4 года назад
I thought Belle Starr was a stripper?
@WillieManga
@WillieManga Год назад
Reminds me of when they turned Goblins into Troll 2. At least that movie was funny though.
@garethspotfur1
@garethspotfur1 2 года назад
Starcrash was a great financial success overseas, made by people with a love for the genre. This is low grade, cheap trash, which probably made no sense BEFORE it was badly dubbed into English.
@docsavage-8616
@docsavage-8616 2 года назад
This movie was like a Clean Version of a Porno Film.
@garethspotfur1
@garethspotfur1 2 года назад
@@docsavage-8616 with even less plot.
@thekaijumaster200x3
@thekaijumaster200x3 6 лет назад
Wait one fuckin minute, the starship fights in this film are ripped from another film. A star wars knockoff called star crash, a film I hope you'll be able to review
@DarkCornersReviews
@DarkCornersReviews 6 лет назад
Don't worry, we will. You can see a bit of it in our "films that ripped of star wars" video ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-9QaftHyUQs4.html
@archnof0
@archnof0 3 года назад
And what about "tis beauty killed the beast" And they have all the bits😅😅😅
@randomity655
@randomity655 Год назад
Is 6000 mega-degrees = 6,000,000 degrees ?
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 11 месяцев назад
Who’s numbering galaxies anyway?
@BenSimpson1998
@BenSimpson1998 6 лет назад
It’s all about the *sex plot!*
@itowmyhome797
@itowmyhome797 Год назад
🎉
@TheGamecock366
@TheGamecock366 4 года назад
When was this film released
@docsavage-8616
@docsavage-8616 2 года назад
I think the 80's.
@kurtjk01
@kurtjk01 4 года назад
As advanced weapons go, you pretty much can't beat the power pasties from Flesh Gordon.
@rubberneckinc.8937
@rubberneckinc.8937 Год назад
Say what you will but the King's daughter Belle Star's outfit isn't terrible. Plan Epsilon is definitely lacking.
@glenmcculla6843
@glenmcculla6843 5 лет назад
Page your Oraclon.
@DjangoPorter
@DjangoPorter 29 дней назад
This site should be be called " Ruining the movie for ya"
@toonbat
@toonbat 3 года назад
Oh my god. This is like watching a feature-length version of the Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Guardians Inferno music video. Also, I guess we should just be grateful that sex wasn't the way to defeat the Triffids.
@ShootMeMovieReviews
@ShootMeMovieReviews 3 года назад
It's not as absurd as blowing up a fleet with the power of the Beastie Boys...
@nikolasmace9845
@nikolasmace9845 6 лет назад
Can you look at a Dinosaur Movie call Baby Secret of the Lost Legend??????????
@docsavage-8616
@docsavage-8616 2 года назад
William Katt(The Greatest American Hero) and Sean Young were in that one.
@Facade953
@Facade953 4 года назад
Still better than The Last Jedi!😅
@mnky75
@mnky75 3 года назад
The king of the night, would have a thriving pop career dressed like that nowadays.
@AmityvilleFan
@AmityvilleFan 4 года назад
iT WAS pLAN y. So there must have been a Plan Z if this fails! Think on that a second.
@alasdairwatson712
@alasdairwatson712 2 года назад
If only Princess Leia had lived up to her name and got laid a lot, Alderan would have survived.
@thisisbob1001
@thisisbob1001 3 года назад
Looks great
@JohnSmith-eo5sp
@JohnSmith-eo5sp 5 лет назад
No Caroline Munro, no care!
@nikolasmace9845
@nikolasmace9845 6 лет назад
Can you look at a Cartoon Show call Inhumanoids PS can you look at Alien 3?????
@Jellyvibe
@Jellyvibe 6 лет назад
Sorry, but the answer is no.
@Fluoride_Jones
@Fluoride_Jones 6 лет назад
+Oculus Orbus It's funny because you're a sentient eyeball. :D
@Fluoride_Jones
@Fluoride_Jones 6 лет назад
+Nikolas Mace "Inhumanoids" was awesome! "The evil that lies within!"
@docsavage-8616
@docsavage-8616 2 года назад
Inhumanoids was about a Bunch of Monsters From Beneath the Earth who were Invading the Surface World, and about a Group of Superheroes who were fighting them.
@alexanderkiricko
@alexanderkiricko 6 лет назад
Battle Beyond the Stars was way better .
@docsavage-8616
@docsavage-8616 2 года назад
Definitely.
@tomfin595
@tomfin595 6 лет назад
First
@menswear2112
@menswear2112 2 года назад
The King of the Night is a black guy? They’re asking for Will Smith slap?!?
@bugajification
@bugajification 3 года назад
wait... scan the whole "eastern" galaxy.. I dont think space have east nor west
@Pauldjreadman
@Pauldjreadman 2 года назад
This is rubbish.
@peach495
@peach495 Год назад
It's great they got a foosball table right in the middle of their control room.
@peterdoa1
@peterdoa1 6 лет назад
it is Hyper super mega crap
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