Baizhu catches you stealing his herbs, and punishes you to CARRY HIS CHILDREN?! [Baizhu ASMR] 

Full version on hyacinthvocals.carrd.co An important statement from me. This is a work of fiction. I am not the first to make fiction of this sort and nor will I be the last. By your facile logic, fictional content about yandere/ psychos/ m*rder should not be allowed to exist and should not be allowed to be enjoyed. Ironic and hypocritical. I don’t know if people are just stupid or what, but I obviously do not condone crime in real life. Many people find comfort in fictional scenarios like this to deal with trauma. I’m sorry that your entitled a@@ thinks you can police fictional content.

Listener: *hippity hoppity these herbs are now my property*

Baizhu said:you take my herbs i take your v card

As long as he pays the child support for all of them💀

i was like "wait what-!" when i saw the thumbnail

"My WHAT is WHAT with your WHAT!?" - Me after seeing the thumbnail

HELP I JUST STARTED IMAGINING A SNAKE WITH HIS HEAD JUST LIKE PUT ON THE END 😭

Baizhu: you know how many of my possession’s you have stolen Me: And you will never get them back UwU

I’m so in love with baizhu and now listening to this video I’m going to still love baizhu ❤

Is this the dark but spicy story of the snake god that baizhu found in the “wet baizhu comes in your house during a thunderstorm” video, cause if so that’s very clever 😂

Over some herbs dang-

*breathes after hearing the voice* Sma-

Video: Slayed Kaveh: gay Homework: delayed😉

He calls that a punishment I call that a reward-

You take my herbs, I take your V-Card.

“ If you don't want me to harm your family. ” Excuse me? You think you have the audacity to talk to me like that? Try finding my brother. Or even my parents, Good luck on that.

HIS VOICE IS SO CALMING??? WHAT 😭😭

The way I had to do a double take when reading that damned thumbnail and title

this is NOT legend of the white snake but we 🆙🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️💯

Wow just wow, I usually dont leave any comments but wow this is the best video you've done so far ( at least for me), the storytelling is perfect everything was on point. Good job ❤

Not much of a baizhu simp but like damn ok

Listener:if this mine this mine aint got no choi- *gets the children of his* i regret it now.... But hey atleast i got em good 😭👍

Why does he sound like the lil rat dude from zootopia 😭

As soon as he said ‘flu-like disease’ I thought of Covid. Am I the only one?😅

Me who loves kids: so this is a “punishment?” No one likes me in the city soo (I have a whole ahh OC for that man)

Is this why he has a sperm for one of his attacks?

When he said where are you going I seriously said your moms house

UHH I WOULD PREFER THE BEING EATEN ROUTE- 💀

THESE TITLES WTAF LMAO

Is there part 2 to this MASTERPIECE?! If not then,PLEASE DO,PLEASE

I hav eso many regrets that make me happy, I was meant to go to therapy today but this made me happier (when I’m sad I listen to asmr rolplays lol)

Me when I saw the thumbnail:💀💀

This is weird but I love this…

Who let this man cook🔥

Ain’t now way 😭 dude the voice I’m not gonna make it bruh

WHAT 🔥🔥🔥🔥 THIS IS NON CONSEXUAL BUT OK

Can their be a part 2 please 🙏 ❤😊 I love this so much btw!!!!❤❤❤😊

Y'all this is grape how tf do y'all like this PLEASE

HE WILL COME BACK WHEN I GIVE WHAT

Why lay eggs when you can have someone lay them for you 🤗

Yo what the hell the writing in this is so good it's scary

I will be right back and making diluc my main again

My stomach hurts while I was listening to this😆😆😆😂😂😂

HELP ME IM IN TEARS

30 OR MORE?! NAH IM GOOD ❤

I like doing my homework, Will i listen to this asmr

30 CHILDREN, 2 WILL DIE?! 27 CHILDREN! YEEEEAAAH BAIZHU?!?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! 🤯😨

UM HELLO IS THIS DARK FALL FROM THAT ONE CHAPTER???

I wouldn't go without a vision up there. No fucking way. But well

Let him cook 👊

You have really outdone yourself ❤

I feel there needed to be….what’s the word, CONSENT, SIR, IM SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS

The title is so me 👨‍🦲

I'm sorry my belly bulges with his WHAT NOW 😦 But not like I'm complaining tho 😏

Bro said you steal my herbs , I make you pay child support

live laugh love baizhu 😽😽

Just some constructive criticism, from a person who's been listening to BF asmr since 2019. You might want to make you voice louder, talk normally in not telling you to try and imitate baizu's voice but make sure people can hear you without Turing the volume up super high. And yes I know since people like the breathy stuff but majority hate it more than they like it. The concept for this video was really nice, I hope you take this to heart and I hope to see more videos like this in the future. ♡♡♡

What happened with the babies?🥺🥺🥺

I’m a little scared

Oh noo I stole his herbs againnnnnnnn

.... Excuse me what the hell bru-💀

Hold up Wait a minute 📷

Thank you for the nice story

i like youer vidoes make me smile

First of all why do we have to get it😫😩😤

So do animals just all have Heat😮😅

Can't find full version😢

What is the family was dead😂😅 that would be awkward😮😅😊

Why are you telling me this? Don't monsters not care about telling their victims about their past?

My OC literally has a pet snake that's based off of Chongshog (don't ask me how to spell that) which is this man snake

WHAT

OMG😳😳😳

the comment section is crazy😨😨

I'm sorry that title-

I'm sorry that was love😂😅😮

pt2 pls

THIS IS HIDDEN TALENT🔥🔥🔥 IT SHOULD STAY HIDDEN🔥🔥🔥

Okay, so I get it's rape, but is it also Stockholm syndrome?🧐 For whatever reason I can't tell😕🤷

girl u sound like ciel phantomhive lmao

I thought it said baizhus belly was going to bulge with eggs😢😢

people who don't like this need to stay out, this isn't for y'all 💀

kms

🫤 it wasn't that serious bro 😢

I'm god.

So does that mean he's cheating on her if he tries to find other mates😢😡😤😠

This video genuenly .ade me so damn mad.

Hi darling !🥰

Cute! uwu

First I think

IM SO FLUSTERED...IM HONKY DOWN BELOW NOW.

NAAAAH WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT 💀