Baking A Cake But The DIRECTIONS Are OUT OF ORDER! 

I may be wrong, but I don't think Brandon can have coffee🤔

"i cant have coffee, it gives me the Joe Biden speeches." real

New cards against humanity idea: I cant have coffee, it gives me the _____________

No one should ever leave Brandon alone 😂

he can't have coffee

brandon can’t have coffee because it gives him: 2:24 the jitters 2:48 the harlem shakes 3:06 the joe biden speeches 3:40 the “hm? what’d you say? i forgot your name”s 4:15 the whoopsie poopsies 4:36 the invisible itchys 5:19 the “give me ten minutes i’ll be out in a minute i’m going through something in here”s 5:42 the doesn’t care about yous much 6:45 “hey i should rent a donkey for a day” thoughts 7:00 panic purchases on amazon 8:12 hour long butt clenches 8:42 the dribbles out the back 8:50 the may cause diarrhea and vomiting 9:25 early onset de-“did i mention i can’t have coffee”s 9:53 the spongebob and the squidsquirts 12:00 “oops i did it again, did what? i don’t remember. is that a dragon?” 15 minute naps 12:35 the gonna be 10 minutes late to the zoom meeting poops

"You are in luck. Cuz you found me and I am hilarious." Straight facts Brandon!!! I couldn't agree more. 💜💜💜

"I cant have coffee" this video feels like his blood stream is pure caffeine 💀

"It smells like it's getting stiffer." Boy, if I had a dollar...

I am sat here howling in tears 🤣🤣 I needed this.. the "I can't have coffee" lines have killed me off 🤣🤣🤣

My favorite finish to "I can't drink coffee, it gives me the.._______," is "Biden speeches." 😂😂 It's not often Brandon mentions anything political (he stays perched firmly in the bleachers while everyone rants about their unsolicited annoying opinions) but when he does... its HILARIOUS! 💯

Best "Not Google Translate" Google Translate I've seen in a long time! Nice one Brandon!

“U are in luck, bc u found me.” We feel that way, rub it in.

wasn't expecting this style of editing to come back, but i'm actually happy about it!

If cam was here he would probably be gagging.

I refuse to believe this man is human

the passion behind 13:55 had me laughing so hard, didnt expect that 😂

it's 3AM here in australia rn and I've gotta get up for work at 5, I was just about to climb into bed, but then I saw you posted so I guess I'm gonna spend the next couple hours binging your other stuff for the millionth time after I finish this vid lmao love you, legend

Only Brandon can wrongly bake a cake and still make everyone laugh 😂

“I can’t have coffee it gives me the joe Biden speeches”😂😂😂😂

Wow im early this time

i made a tiramisu the other day and i can confirm this is how it is made. definetly.

Brandon is so funny! He never fails to make me laugh! 😂😂😂

I am going to count how many times he saids "I can't have coffee" he said it 19 times 😂😂

His mental state is worrying.

"The invisible itchies" 🤣🤣

Coffee gives me the hour long but clinches too Brandon 😂

"Why is it dented ..." Got me cracking uppp!!!😂😂😂😂

He can’t have coffee

Textbook decline into insanity 😅

"I cant have coffee.... It gives me the- *Insert 100 different reasons"*

"OWW!!! I LIKE THAT" had me rolling 💀🤣

I’m gonna need to watch this 3 more times to get it all 😂

When im sad I watch this guy 😂😂 he makes my day😂😂😂

Still laughing at the "Whoopsie poopsies!!". 😂😅😂😅

CONGRATULATIONS ON 6M SUBSCRIBERS BRANDON!!!!! I LOVE YOU AND YOUR (ironically) CAFFEINATED JOKES

Love you Brandon Thanks for working so much for us You the best

My day is instantly better when Brandon uploads

Coffee gives me, the hey I should rent a donkey lol!

When he said “third cup” I really wanted him to get 3 cups, throw the first two away & use the ‘third’ 🤣

I have a theory…. I think that Brandon can’t have coffee

Can you play the Resident Evil 2 remake please?

brandons hate of waiting NEVER fails to get me LMAO

I loved all the "I can't have coffee" jokes 😂

EVERYONE WAKE UP, NEW BRANDON FARRIS VIDEO!

Under min gang 👇🏻

I love that slowly (pretty quickly) over time his shirt just turns into a big mess

“It gives me the ‘doesn’t care about you as much’” Me: “oh does that happen to everyone and everyone has coffee all the time ‘cause no one cares about me😢😅

More of these please!!!!! My husband can always tell when I’m watching Brandon!!the laughing always gives it away!

Teary masseuse! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I needed this soooo so much, Brandon. Love it. I wish I could like it a zillion times. Thank you.

that joke u made about biden was spot on. it was funny as hell

“I believe I can make a cake no matter what direction I start from” bro 💀

Hi, Brandon! I have been watching your videos for a while. You are my no. 1 favorite youtuber! You never fail to make me laugh. My whole family loves your videos! I know you probably won't see this, but still thought you'd like to know, even though you entertain thousands already. What separates me from all the others? Nothing really. I'm proud of you, Brandon! Keep it up! Also, how's the family?

Classic google translate vibes with a twist.... LOVED every minute of it!! You are hilarious!!!

"How are you tho, how was your day, doeskin matter." 🤣I CANT

I feel like Brandon is slowly losing his mind doing these videos 😭

Brandon! YOU No Eggs!? What did you do to the Gabbies!? 🤣 😂 👏👏👏💜

“Knife me daddy” um right so I’m gonna laugh my head off for five hours straight😂😂

"I can't have coffee it gives me the, doesn't care about you as much"....I felt that and it feels like it might be a red flag 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

😂😅 Oh Brandon...I love your comedy so much!!!!!!!😂

Why do I feel like Brandon is the type of guy that his fingers always smell like cheese puffs 😂

He make coffee sound like a forbidden romance between a bathroom and a toilet 😆

“I can’t have coffee, it gives me the invisible itchies” 😂😂

bruh not the callback 🤣🤣🤣

I think renting a mini donkey to help you like mufasa did would be hilarious

My grandma just passed away Tuesday morning and her name was Betty. This was just the laugh I needed. Thanks, Brandon!! 💜

BRANDON PLEASE MAKE A SHIRT WITH!! "I Cant have coffee it gives me _______" 😂

Knife me daddy* famous quote by Brandon Farris

I can’t have coffee, it gives me the I hate it here 😭

“i can’t have coffee… it gives me the Joe Biden speeches”- Brandon Farris

“I can’t have coffee cause it gives me the SpongeBob of squid squirts” 😂😂😂

*sees new video* *smiles* *watches video* *dies laughing*

I love the casual sonic unleash music in the background while the chaos in this video happens 😅

Can we please make some commotion for his doggy paddle technique, genius😭👏

I love how he accidentally starts a joke then just keeps going 💀😂

the different lines of "I can't have coffee because _______." always sends me every time.

the second he said Alexa, mine went off. like he is a wizard this man

“Hour long butt clenches” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The video of Brandon hitting Cameron😂 that was a good video! Throwback!!

This video is the epitome of “instructions not clear”

“How r u though, how’s your day, doesn’t matter” 😂

the endless "i cant have coffee it gives me the___" i cant

I genuinely thought at the end we weren’t even going to get an answer of if it was good. I thought it was just going to be “oh wait I can have coffee” but I’m glad we got and answer and a good joke to wrap up.

He can't have coffee, it'll give him the purple minions

Knife me daddy got me 😂

“I’m not allowed to have coffee” lol

I love that I went into this without reading the title. And I'm making brownies and trying not to hurt myself laughing because I'm making stuff peaks by hand lmfao

“I can’t have coffee” Proceeds to continue ingesting coffee, energy level increases 😂

Am I the only one who saw Brandon itch his nice with cake batter?😅😅😅 I can’t stop laughing

Me drinking an expresso: - BRANDON!!!! You can't have coffeeee!!!! (Thinking to my self... Maybe I shouldn't have so much coffee)

I definitely understand the "I'm gonna be 10 mins late to the zoom meeting poops" 😂😂😂

That thumbnail frightens me, but then again, Brandon frightens me by himself.

3:07 “gives me the Joe Biden speeches” best quote of 2024

Watching brandon slowly get a coffee high is everything 😂😂😂

going to love this when i watch it

I LOVE THESE VIDEOS! I'm dying of laughter over here! XD The "I can't have coffee ______" speeches were the best! XD

CAN I HAVE A PIECE!!!!

Who leaves this man without supervision😂

"the invisible itchies" has me dead xD iv been there

Brandon is one big intrusive thought in action.